My buddy is crazy

After recovering from that violent memory, I was still full of the annoyance of being looked at by the enemy again, and only after I looked at my eyes carefully did I realize that the past is far away.It's not a joy to dig out these old accounts bit by bit. I looked at Ayu and asked, "If I drink this pot of wine all at once, will it hurt me?"

Watching other people drink should be a very boring thing, holding the pot, Ayu is obviously already far away.He listened to me, hesitated for a moment before replying: "I will be drunk."

I tried to ask kindly: "Will you die drunk?"

He shook his head and just said, "It's not good."

That means you can't die.Suppressing the emotions in my heart, I smiled and waved to him for a pot: "Living is a hard thing, I'm used to it, give it all to me."

He looked at me, still holding the wine jug in his heart, seeing that I was hard-hearted, he finally gave in and gave me the jug.

"During the time I was drunk," I looked up at Yan Shengyu, "Lao Yulang took care of me."

It's not a good thing to be liked by an enemy. There are affectionate and sweet words written in the ordinary people's words, which are all nonsense.Speaking of liking my enemies, they have always been the most ruthless to me. The few people I was tempted at first were not as good as my own life.

To win the favor of the little Buddha, another person would at least feel that Sansheng is lucky, but it took me a long time to resist not taking three steps back to protect the place on my body where the knife could be thrown.Panicked, the bad habit of fleeing for my life was brought out, I took advantage of my hands to calculate two hexagrams for myself, the first hexagram is big bad luck, and the second hexagram is still big bad luck.

At this time, the identity of the Demon Lord is very difficult for me.It's fine if the opponent is someone I can beat, but he is a buddha who is about to ascend, and I can't tell him directly that I just want to get rid of him.

I stared at him for a long time, but he just stared back at me like that, his eyes were full of tenderness, which made me shudder, and said indiscriminately: "Three days, after three days, I will announce to the world that I will join the Buddha."

Anyway, I sent this Buddha away from my small broken palace. I greeted my subordinates and asked them to prepare the grand ceremony. Some people thought that I really fell in love with Buddha, and asked me what I planned to do in the future. Well, I'm starting to become a Taoist couple this morning, so I'm going to prepare more palaces for the future Luding.

Return the stove.I smashed a medicine cauldron immediately, and only asked my subordinates to prepare for the ceremony of joining the Tao, and no more mention was allowed of the rest.

There are rumors that the monks before the Taoism always like to wander around like headless chickens in the small room by themselves, and I deeply feel that the rumors are justified.I trapped myself in the bedroom, threw a screen to the left, and a bottle to the right, and still didn't understand what to do next.

No matter how reluctant I am, the Daoism Ceremony will still be held as scheduled three days later.Naturally, no demon cultivator dared to make trouble during the grand ceremony, and I don’t know how the Buddha reconciled with Guangming Temple. I deliberately made the procedure very complicated, and followed a set of procedures for the Daoist ceremony. Did not see.

I am afraid that the group of idiotic people under my command will come to ask about the stove again, so I dare not stay longer in the magic palace. The biggest troublemaker has already formed a Taoist partner with me, and I will take him to the deep mountains and old forests He drilled in and found a place where no one would be harmed, and planned to have a long talk with him across the tree.

Across the tree surrounded by several people, Fozi opened his mouth first: "By the cliff of Xuyuan, I didn't know that His Majesty was Fangxin Mozun. What happened that day was my fault..."

"Buddhas don't need to mention the past," I interrupted him, not wanting to pursue the past, but just want to send him flying, "Everyone has a saying, I think it's quite interesting."

The Buddha asked, "What does Your Majesty want to say?"

"Ordinary people say that one day is like three autumns. I think it makes sense. You and I sit across the tree for such a day. If we don't see each other, it will be like three years. What does the Buddha think?"

He was silent for a while, probably because he realized that he couldn't hide it from me anymore, and said bluntly: "I do have love for Your Majesty."

There are generally two ways for enemies to express their love to me, one is to stab me after they say they love you after I reject it, and the other is to stab me first and then tell me that they like me so much.Looking at the tree in front of me, I sighed leisurely, hoping that this new Taoist companion would consider stabbing the tree nearby, leaving me safe and secure behind the tree to collect ashes.

At any rate, I have studied a few Buddhist scriptures, and I opened my mouth to borrow the spear of the Buddha: "The Buddha's words are serious. Pursuing love and desire is like seeking fire in a well. Ascension is the right way."

"I said before, I am not a disciple of Buddha."

My Demon Venerable has worked very hard. If there is nothing to do, I have to persuade my Taoist couple to become a monk: "Love and hate vain. Even if you are a little Buddha, it is a pity that you have failed in doing good deeds for many lifetimes."

"It turns out," the man chuckled behind the tree, "Your Majesty is a young man who doesn't know love and hate."

The surname that was exchanged with the name that this fellow handed in at the grand ceremony unexpectedly came in handy at this moment.

"Dai Zhilin," I called out his real name.Thinking of his shiny forehead, he spoke more presumptuously, "What's the point of talking about love and hate like a monk? Are you going to teach me how to tie my hair next? Besides, I am in harmony with the Buddha, not because of the so-called love. hatred."

He stopped talking.I thought he was leaving quietly, so I took a peek, only to see Dai Zhilin leaning against a tree out of shape, holding a flower in his hand.

I snorted and asked, "Don't the Buddha ask me why I joined you?"

"I told you I'm not a disciple of Buddha," he cheated, "don't ask."

For many years no one dared to play tricks in front of me, so I stepped forward and ignored him.I have always regarded Dai Shi as a silent monk, who knew that he was just putting on airs of a Buddha before, but in fact there is a lot of bad water in him.He was happy behind the tree: "You want to talk, but I won't ask you."

"The monks are merciful. Are you not afraid of violating the precepts?"

"I've already married you, so what kind of monk is I?"

I said in a cold voice, "I have no intention of love for the Buddha, and everything is just for the bodhicitta."

As if he didn't hear it, he said slowly, "Since I'm no longer a monk, I'm a little concerned about whether I have hair or not."

Mrs. Dai got up, turned to me and looked down, and stabbed me lightly: "You are a Demon Lord, you are looking for someone to join the Tao, but you don't even give up the house?"

I got up, looked at him, and replied: "The one I brought back to the magic palace is not a Taoist companion, but just the host of bodhicitta."