My buddy is crazy

We have been together with Dai for three years, and we have not communicated much.I am afraid that he is a disciple of the Buddha. When he is not by my side, I have to prevent him from destroying my magic palace; when he is by my side, I also need to prevent him from suddenly turning around and stabbing me.Fortunately, he didn't ask to sleep with me, otherwise it would be a repeat of the old routine of being scared and afraid of sleepless nights.

My side is worried, but those people under my command enjoyed it and made up a lot of affectionate stories.They didn't care that the Buddha was the leader of the team that wanted Guangming Temple to quell the Demon Palace, and they dared to say anything.I was asked before if I wanted to prepare the palace for the furnace. My job is to do intelligence.I mentioned that he is in charge of intelligence because he is pervasive in searching intelligence and can speak well when slandering my enemy.Unexpectedly, after my position as the Demon Lord was stabilized, he would also be free, and his mouth would come to chew on my affairs instead: my careful precautions were told to him as pity for Dai Shi; It became a special love for Dai; even the "you will get out after three years" that I often put on my lips to get tired of Dai Zhilin, one day I accidentally let my subordinate hear it, and it was forced to become deep-rooted. Kind of, it is a last resort to let go when you should let go.

If it weren't for these remarks that can more or less paralyze Dai Shi, if it wasn't for the fact that this subordinate is unsurpassed in his job, I will definitely abolish his cultivation first, and then tear his mouth.

These gossips sound harsh to me, but it doesn't mean that I'm tired of Dai Shi.Being able to generate bodhicitta on a flat ground, Dai has indeed achieved great attainments in Buddhism.I am quite a bit older than him, and my cultivation level can be regarded as rare in this world, but I still often gain enlightenment from discussing scriptures and Taoism with him, which is really rare.If he is not a Buddhist, if he has no selfish feelings for me, if there is any one of these two, I should not treat him like an enemy, maybe I can be a friend.

Anyway, friends can't make it, I really only care about bodhicitta.The "liking" of Dai, who has bodhicitta, is no different from my previous suitors who were greedy for money, sex, and hatred. I am enamored of his rumors, and Mrs. Dai will also be happy.Dai probably realized that I actually didn't like him, and in the past three years, he was more stern when flirting.I can't beat him, so I can only let him lose his temper.

One day, Mrs. Dai poured out love words with no expression on his face. I scolded him for the uselessness of love words, but when I tried to stop him with bodhicitta, he actually got really angry.

Mrs. Dai has never really fought with me, he knows that I fear him, so he tries his best to imitate ordinary people in his daily life, and does not use his cultivation as much as he can.On the road of cultivation, I encountered a lot of life and death situations, and I have already practiced the reaction to the tricks. I don't know if I can beat Dai Zhilin.Seeing his palm spread out like it was about to be clawed, I dodged and counterattacked, and directly made a ruthless move.

I locked his throat, but he stopped hitting.

He looked at me and asked, "There are indeed many rules in the Demon Palace, so it's not okay to get close to your Taoist companion."

It turned out that he wanted to be intimate with his lover... The Buddha's mantra is really powerful, such light words burned my hands, and made me have to put him down, I just wanted to leave in embarrassment.In this situation, Dai Shi stopped being a low-key kid, as if he was really anxious.Dai Zhilin is a monk, obviously he doesn't kill people very much, so he practiced very well in one-handed grasping, and he was instantly restrained. I even praised him.

Perhaps I heard too many compliments, and I gave a rare admiration, which made Dai's face even more angry.If he acted like this when I was young, I might still feel a little apprehensive, but I am familiar with this way of being restrained by him now, and I only raised my eyes after a while: "I know what the Buddha wants."

The so-called King Kong's glaring eyes were nothing more than Dai Shi's expression at this time.He has been in the magic palace for more than two years, and he stares at people with the attitude of wanting to devour people's flesh and blood.Fortunately, he was used to reciting the Buddha's name, and his words were still gentle: "Your Majesty said, what do I want?"

"If you want me, you can't ask for it. If you want me, you are the one who is crazy but can't say anything." I teased and thought about the past relationship, "You probably want to know love from me, and you want to use 'sincerity and authenticity' Impress me."

I don't know whether it was choking or fury, he breathed heavily, and finally lost his position.

I made it out, and Xiao was frivolous that day, he raised his hand close to him and replied: "You want me to look at you, you want me to please you."

After dusting off his green robe, he took a step back and was gentle again: "It's obviously impossible to do what your lord said, why did you want to break it..."

I pointed to my crimson lips, and did the usual thing: "Buddhas, don't underestimate people..."

He clutched his cuffs, looking extremely sad.There is no reason for love and love, he thinks he can be willing, how can cuteness be willing?

I finally made up my mind, and I continued: "...what the Buddha wants, of course I can give it."