My buddy is crazy

Mozun really told me a story.

Less than [-] years ago, there was such a stage that the structure of this world developed from a three-legged confrontation to a dominant family of demon cultivators. Because of the great power of the demon cultivator, he disturbed the Buddha's ascension with his own power. Then abruptly broke up a pair of Heavenly Venerables who were in Faxiu at that time.

Probably because he has never had any experience in love and is proud of it, the title chosen by the demon king for himself is "Fang Xin".

The Demon Lord Fangxin has some characteristics that have been handed down. The characteristic of the Demon Lord Fangxin is that he is handsome and charming in red. It is said that people who have seen the Demon Lord Fangxin will behave as if they have lost their souls for at least two or three days.Fangxin Mozun was born well and had a generous personality. He didn't like to hide his appearance like the pair of twin Tianzuns in Faxiu later on, so even the Moxiu who had a higher cultivation level during that period of time could see his true face.

Probably after the Buddha and the pair of heavenly deities, Fangxin Mozun was a little tired of the journey of love, and one day Fangxin Mozun walked around and took in an apprentice.

This apprentice is the later Demon Lord Xifang.

"I don't know why Qingyang would be a teacher now. Even if the monks in the whole demon cultivation world want Demon Lord to be their master, Qingyang will be an exception." Demon Lord Lu Lan spoke slowly, with nostalgia on his face, "Qing Yang Yang and I grew up together, and I know him best. Regardless of cultivation level, most people, he can't see it."

Demon Lord Xifang is not blind, but he is obviously indifferent by nature and has a high self-esteem. Demon Lord Lu Lan is the only person who talks to him occasionally, and his attitude is not necessarily very good.

But occasionally talking about it is different from the treatment that ordinary people don't care about, and it is probably destined. The sincerity of Demon Lord Lu Lan gradually fell into the hands of Demon Lord Xifang.

Love is just so unreasonable.

Demon Venerable Lu Lan’s story has been silent for several times here, perhaps because the funeral was too sad or too difficult to talk about, or maybe it was a threat to me trying to catch a cat and a mouse. He wandered like this for more than half a month. After sending it over there, Mozun Lu Lan finally continued his story.

It's actually common to say, but in the end it was just that Demon Lord Lu Lan couldn't bear his true feelings, and couldn't help confessing his feelings.

The other party probably felt that the Taoist couple was dispensable, and seemed to be ready to accept, but Fangxin Mozun beat the mandarin duck with a stick, and an unhappy look made Qingyang seem to be a little huba, and the whole person was alive and smart Get up, and obediently report back to Master, saying that he will not forget the Dao for the sake of love.

I don’t know how long ago this happened, but as we talked, the Mozun, who shouldn’t be so fragile and sensitive, had tears in his eyes, “Just a word from my heart, just a word, Qingyang sees me and talks to others again.” It's no different."

Demon Venerable was about to cry, but he didn't forget to pinch my neck, and asked me almost word by word: "Why do you say? Why does he have a heart?"

In fact, I really want to say "respect the teacher according to the ancient teachings". After all, no matter how much I piss him off, he can't kill me now. Being reduced to such a level can be regarded as ashamed, but in fact, there is really nothing to fear in my heart.

I don't know why, but I didn't say that.

Later, I thought, it might be because of seeing Demon Lord Lu Lan entangled in emotional barriers and hopeless, I always felt a little hidden pleasure in my heart.

Mozun asked me this question more than once, and in the next ten days he asked me similar questions every time, like "Why doesn't Qingyang like me anymore", "What good is Fangxin Mozun other than a face?" "?

At first I was able to bear my temper and not to say anything, but when the handover was imminent, I couldn't bear it anymore, and I hid behind Tianzun and gave Demonzun Lu Lan a reply: "Your Majesty is so infatuated that it is difficult to get on the road, it can be seen that the Demon Lord Xifang It is the right choice not to cultivate the Dao with you."

The Mozun's smile was really shocking.Seeing his smile, I feel that if he still has a chance to guard me for another month, I am afraid that he will kill me to preach if he breaks his oath.

When Mozun laughed, Tianzun who came over to hand over also smiled, and Tianzun's smile was warm and kind.Although he sealed my cultivation base, at least he saved me once or twice. When I saw him, I relaxed more than a little, as if I was really meeting an old friend.

The cheap old man seems to be very happy.

Tianzun sighed with me: "Fangxin, you are still so outrageous. If you hadn't cultivated well back then, you would have suffered because of this mouth."

Tianzun gently embraced me in his arms, and breathed out directly on the tips of my ears.

After he finished his sentence, he sighed again: "I may have liked your temperament back then."

At this moment, I thought, I am afraid that Tianzun will keep recalling the past like Mozun during the month with me.

If he had liked me before, I might be a little intoxicated at this time, but he said every word and every word is for the "heart". Venerable, Tianzun gently pushed me out of his arms.

"arrive."

Tianzun led me to an empty hall, he cast a formula to make me kneel down in one direction, turned around and walked away with fluttering white clothes.

I just knelt like this for a month, except for a little boy in the middle who gave me a bigu pill, I didn't even see anyone in the rest of the time.

When I went to Guangming Temple next month, although the people in the temple did not treat me as well as Tianzun, they were willing to talk to me in an awkward way. Only then did I know that the place where I knelt for a month was the funeral hall of Luohe Tianzun. That's where he died.

Not only that, the big bald donkey and the little bald donkeys also gnashed their teeth together, saying that I killed her.

In fact, I am also surprised that Guangming Temple advocates not being close to women, and when a beautiful Tianzun dies, they hate it as much as if they killed their wives with their hearts, which is still ridiculous after all.