My buddy is crazy

The director of Guangming Temple once said that they came to repay their kindness, but the treatment given to me by Guangming Temple was much lower than those two revenge seekers.

A group of monks stayed away from business all day long, and would hang around my small cell when they were free.At first, it was just a group of curious young monks, and later it developed into a big monk telling stories to the young monks, and the old monks added the stories of the big monk. In the end, they all came to me for verification.

Wu Yangyang is all bald, worried.

They asked me if I forced Buddha to eat children every day, or forced him to bathe in the blood of young girls and burn wax with corpse oil for incense.

In short, the plot of the story is always horrible and bloody, and it is a little disgusting from time to time.

Although the atmosphere was weird at first, it was still friendly. I knelt for a month, and I was naturally upset. I wanted to ask what happened back then, and there were many conflicts between my words.

When I asked questions with a bad attitude, a group of monks, big and small, who were originally ordinary, began to be filled with righteous indignation.

Although nine out of ten of their sentences were swearing, but fortunately there were too many people talking, and finally they made up a complete story.

After Fangxin Mozun provoked the Buddha, his vitality was seriously injured, but after hundreds of years, he jumped out again, because he had gradually faded out of people's sight, when the pair of Tianzun met him, they didn't expect This is the Demon Venerable who went to stir up other people's disciples to become Buddhas.The pair of Tianzun, a man and a woman, seem to be called "Twin Tianzun" because of their skills or blood relationship.However, the young monks didn't make it clear whether they were siblings or Taoist couples.

Because more people say they are Taoist couples, the story goes along this line of thought.

Due to some inhumane reasons, the pair of Tianzun were secretive about their appearance and whereabouts, so when Fangxin Mozun bumped into Mochuan Tianzun, neither of them recognized each other.

After all, they are both people who have cultivated to the top. Although they have different ways, there must be a lot of things to talk about. After chatting, these two have become bosom friends who cherish each other.

In the story version of the monks, Fangxin Mozun naturally had a ulterior motive in his heart, and on the surface he lied to Tianzun to be friends with him, but in fact he used various means to seduce Mochuan Tianzun. Hooked.

Not long after, Luohe Tianzun ran away with Fangxin Mozun.

Probably this pair of Tianzun had to make a pair because there was always a secret method. In short, without Luohe Tianzun, Mochuan Tianzun could hardly support himself, and his cultivation base plummeted. Once the cultivation base is damaged, the magic cultivator will dominate the family.

At that time, the head of the Demon Cultivation World was actually Yishui Mozun, who was famous for his narrow-mindedness.Fangxin Mozun did not leave any famous deeds, and it seems that she is behind this matter.

According to the monks, in the past few years when Luohe Tianzun and Fangxin Mozun ran away, Fangxin Mozun should have knocked Yishui Mozun off the stage, and Fangxin Mozun's own cultivation may not be completely restored, but With the help of Luohe Tianzun, he is naturally unstoppable.

If Fangxin and Luohe were involved in this way, Mochuan Tianzun might have to suffer this sullen loss, but one day, Fangxin Demon took Luohe Demon to return to the Shanhe Palace where she lived, and the two of them made love inside. No one knows what, anyway, when Mochuan Tianzun entered again, Luohe leaned obediently in Fangxin's arms, and he had lost his breath, while Fangxin Demonzun's cultivation base had reached the top visibly, and he saw the soaring soon.

As if unaware of his sins, Fangxin Mozun continued to hook up with Mochuan Tianzun, wanting to practice together.

Mo Chuan agreed.

On the day of their Daoism Grand Ceremony, Tianzun Mochuan took advantage of Fangxin's unguardedness, and finally avenged Luohe Tianzun with a blow with all his strength. With one sword strike, Fangxin's scourge finally disappeared.

It wasn't until the magic cultivator burst out that I reappeared.

The red sleeves of the shirt were stretched out, revealing his face, and it was the Fangxin Demon Lord who was causing trouble everywhere.

After listening to the story, I have achieved my goal, and I am too lazy to make false claims with these monks.After bluntly saying that I am not some heart demon, I insisted on seeing the host and driving away these noisy things.This approach is also considered effective. After the host came forward, most of the people who came to bother me stopped bothering me. Only one young monk who was fairly familiar with me still had the courage to rush to me every day.

He didn't want to tell me what the little monk's Taoist name was, but he was still friendly to me, and he never scolded people when telling stories.After I stated that I was not some Fangxin Demon Lord, he disappeared for three days and returned on the fourth day with a painting scroll in his hand.

"This is a painting left by the Buddha. It gathers spirits and people can move. I saw him turn his head once..." the little monk said cautiously with aftertaste, "He is not very willing to turn his head back. But the person in the painting is exactly like you."

The little monk unfolded the scroll, and the distant view in the painting was a small house, outside the house was a bamboo forest, and there was nothing special about it except for the smoky clouds.A figure in red is staring straight at the room in the painting, not knowing what to see.

The little monk's fingers gently slid across the back of the person in the painting, and his affectionate eyes made me feel familiar.Not knowing whether he was facing the painting or me, he said again: "You are really exactly the same."

The person in the painting didn't look back at the end, the little monk finally left because of his homework, and a month passed in a blink of an eye, just when I thought I had to go back to the demon to die, a turning point appeared.

That day the temple bell was struck a full hundred times, and after the bell was struck, a man came lightly, with a serious face like another old debt, but his words were short and touching.

My Ayu appeared and said to me without even smiling: "I fell in love at first sight, and I want to be a Taoist couple."

Behind him was a group of angry monks as a backdrop, and after a few breaths, an even more angry Mozun stared straight at the side, and my Ayu silenced the word "spiritual rhyme" halfway through.

Seeing this, it would be a lie to say that you are unhappy.

My Ayu didn't speak anymore either, she stood tall and waited for my reply.

I think a normal person should think a little more about such a major matter. I am in a desperate situation at this time, and the sudden appearance of such a person is often worrying rather than joyful.

Standing there, Ayu's clear shape reminded me of the Qingyang that the Demon Lord said not long ago—"When he looked at me, I felt that he and I were the only ones left in this world. Even if I knew this idea was vain, I would I don't think it's important anymore. All I need is him."

Probably a normal person should at least ask who the other party belongs to.

I do not have.

I said: "Thank you for your kindness, and wish to be with you forever."

With such a serious face, Ayu led me to the small hill where we lived together for decades.

That night we formed a bond between Taoist couples, a contract in my palm, and a contract in his palm.The deed was settled, my Ayu asked me what I wanted to do, I asked him if he could do anything, he nodded very seriously.

That night, Ayu and I held hands and watched the stars all night on the roof of the house where we lived together for decades.

How can there be a god who watches the stars with someone who has only met once? Although I think Ayu has no love for me, but... Anyway, my Ayu treats me so well.

In the dark and empty cave of the empty fellow Daoist, I found that I began to miss my Ayu again.