[Mrs. & Mrs. Smith] The best murder in the world

Mom said.

"No, I can cook." I said.

Mom twists my face: "I didn't mean that part."

I was in so much pain that tears welled up in my eyes.Until mom let go.

"Dad said that too." I said, covering my face.

"Lit, why are you so stubborn about jumping over a rock if you can avoid tripping over it?"

My mind was racing.

"How do you know that Dad is the right person?" I stammered.

Mom replied, "I don't know. But your dad and I are willing to give it a try. The process is unexpected, but the result is satisfactory."

I finally said it: "I don't know if Xi An is such a person."

"His liking came for no reason." I lowered my head and didn't look at my mother's expression, "It seems to have grown out of the ground all of a sudden. I, I don't have confidence."

I thought for a while: "I'm still a little confident. He seems to really like me, doesn't he?"

"Would you like to have a real talk with him?"

I stopped talking.

"Your father is not a frank person. He keeps some little secrets very tightly. Only when you tell the truth to him, he will reveal a little bit of the truth symbolically, and call it each other."

I heard that my mother was comforting me.

I kept asking myself in my heart.

When Javi Sheehan confessed, I wanted to run around the house and yell.I had a dream and it came true.I didn't take a single step, Sheian did it all.He was enclosing me in his circle with an almost rude sincerity.

I also want to have a circle.

But I only have one circle, and I only want to give it to one person.

"What if Sion betrays me, or turns out he's not that person?" I asked my mother with a sad face.

I hope Sheian is that guy, I'm going to give him my back.

"Then kill him," Mom said with a smile.

***

(1) This plot comes from the movie.Of course John was kidding.But if you take a closer look, the nonsense is quite reasonable, and the author can't refute it.

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After making up my mind, I mustered up the courage to say to Sheian, "I don't like icing. Would you like to see what's hidden under the icing with me?"

Xi An was stunned, and he said excitedly: "I am willing!" After saying that, he took off his pants.

I slapped it with a slap.

"It was you who said that you wanted to see what was hidden below!" Xi An cried.

"That's just a metaphor! A metaphor!" I covered my face, once again feeling the malice from the interpersonal barrier. "You're not wearing underwear!" I continued.

Xi An has already pulled up his pants: "No, no, no! I just took it off with the sweatpants!"

"I knew you were a pervert!"

Xi'an has withdrawn his hypocritical cry: "You can't do this to me, Margaret! You didn't see clearly!"

I feel that the content behind it is definitely not a good thing.But stopping Xi'an is already an impossible task.

"As long as you look at it seriously, you won't say something that goes against the facts and hurts its dignity."

I really want to ask: "Who is 'it'?" But the shame is that I understand exactly what he's saying.

"I saw it!" I was embarrassed and eager to fight back Xi An's teasing, "You didn't even cut [hahaha] skin."

God what am I talking about? !I reacted and immediately chatted wittily to the content posted on Pujiang.com that would not get a yellow card: "Well, what I mean is, you should pay more attention to your physical health."

Xi An slammed on the brakes.

If it weren't for the seat belt, my face would be directly mounted on the windshield.

"There, there. You know a lot. You can't be underestimated, Miss Smith."

Xi'an and I are like two angry tomatoes.

I was kicked out of the car by Xi An for the first time.

In a location that is still a 10-minute drive from school and I would definitely be late if I walked.Sian politely and restraintly asked me to get out of the car. "We need to calm each other down," he said stiffly, turning away from me.

Although I may have expressed offense, well, this is not the first time, I thought Xie An could at least get used to being tolerant of my faults, shouldn't love be kind at the beginning.At least most of the time I insist that two people should be equal.

I heard the sound of Xi'an's car restarting, and pulled out the pistol from my waist.

"Pfft." Xi'an's right front tire blew out.

His driving skills are obviously not as good as my mother's.I saw the front of his car crookedly hit the big banyan tree on the side of the road.

"***!" he cursed impatiently.Sian roared loudly while opening the car door and struggled out of the cab full of airbags: "Margaret! You bitch! Do you want to kill me!"

Hahaha, being scolded by a boyfriend as a bitch is really a rare first experience.I just closed the safety of the pistol at this time, raised my hand and fired a few shots on the roof of the small building in the direction of eleven o'clock.

A figure of a mature man fell from upstairs.

That arc was as beautiful as a falling meteor.

"Oh, sorry." Xi An closed his mouth.

I approached him slowly without saying a word.Xi An subconsciously took a step back.

But I just bypassed him and continued to walk forward.

"I was wrong!" Xi An suddenly hugged me, this hug was completely hijacked by his hands and feet.

"Margaret, I love you!" Sean cried out sadly.

"I love you too." I was held so tightly by him that I couldn't move, "let go, I will never kill you."

***

I never confessed my inner thoughts to Xi An again.

no more.

***

"It's not all my fault," Xi An said, "You were planning to blow my tire too, weren't you?!"

What are you talking about, I don't understand at all.I said to Xi An with my eyes.

"I saw you holding a gun in the rearview mirror..." Xi An was filled with indignation.

What is a gun, I haven't touched it at all.I said to Xi An with my eyes.

"...Please talk to me, Margaret." Sion cupped my face.

Oh, he's playing Romeo holding Juliet's dead body.The expression is in place and full of emotions, I said to Xi An with my eyes.

"..." Xi An looked at me.After a long time, he withdrew his expression and touched my shoulder resentfully: at least we're going to have a dance, we can't just sit here all night and wait for homecoming to pass. "

That's what I planned, I said to Xi An with my eyes.

"I've never seen you wearing such a beautiful dress. It's a pity you don't dance." Xi An wanted to stroke my hair as before, but he stretched his hand to my ear and realized All my hair was up, and I had to turn around awkwardly and put my hands on my shoulders.

I squinted at his hand on my shoulder.

"Hey." Xi An smirked, and rubbed my shoulders a few times.

With a disheartened face, I suddenly remembered the bold words I once said to my mother.Ah, gone to the wind.I ended up at the hands of an idiot with "beg sex" written on his eyes.

Life is slapping faces.clap clap.clap clap.

"For the sake of your good face, let's go dancing." I looked up at Xi An in compromise.

***

"Margaret, can you take your hands off my ass?" Sean suggested to me, blushing.

I sadly replied: "This is the only thing that comforts me after I feel slapped in the face (2)."

"Okay...but please don't pinch."

***

"The king is indeed you. Remember to check in my two hundred dollars tomorrow."

"Why do you care about that? Shouldn't you give your hero a hot celebratory kiss?"

"mwah."

***

That's it for the story.

Ah, on the topic.The best murder in the world is to push the one you love into love.

The author said that he finally finished writing hahahahahaha.

~THEEND~

(1) Because the update time is too long, for this foreshadowing, please refer to the question about Margaret’s relationship in Chapter 2. She once firmly opposed falling in love.

(2) Because the update time interval is too long (hahaha, please don’t hit the author), please refer to Chapter 3 for this meme. buttocks".

Oh, by the way, here are the easter eggs~

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Sheian pulled down his panties, but Margaret let out a strange sigh.Although the most professional doctor in that hospital said that this was definitely the most perfect circumcision in his career, besides, Xi An secretly compared it with the coach when he was still in the bathroom of the gym.He still thinks his is cuter.But did Margaret feel the same way?Xi'an asked nervously, "How is it?" Margaret replied, "I can't describe it below the neck."

real murder

Sion reached into his suit pocket before realizing he had quit smoking for three years.

The bright corridor windows of the private hospital faithfully reveal the sunny and warm temperature.

It seems that there are still birdsong, trembling in the treetops.

Xi An stood blankly for a while, the color of the surgical lamp made him dizzy for a while.He unconsciously wiped his face, only to smell a fresh smell of dried blood.He glanced at the palm of his hand, followed by the blood-soaked suit jacket and the already messed-up shirt.

Another burst of dizziness.

"Sir!" The bodyguard quickly supported him.

His knees were limply bent.

The scene of blood pouring out filled all thoughts.

panic pressure