[Mrs. & Mrs. Smith] The best murder in the world

To subdue him, to subdue him, to knock him down.

Sweat scrambled to wet his eyes into a foggy virtual scene.

***

"If the baby is born in the summer, how much prickly heat powder do we need?"

Margaret wiped the gun clean and put it in the box.He looked up at Xi An and asked.

Sheian has been torn apart by a southern gang feud all month.During the overnight purge, several forces suffered casualties.Xi An's losses were not big, it was just a dozen or so young people and a few batches of low-end goods.But most of his dark lines were exposed.Because of a reckless and arrogant fool.The idiot's legs had already been chopped off and thrown to the sharks in the pool, apparently to no avail.

For Margaret, the endless moves and transfers were used as early as childhood.

Xi An still feels slightly ashamed about this.But compared to the anger and unwillingness of failure, that bit of shame stayed in his heart for a moment, and was blown away by the wind lightly.

"Ah, we can take care of everything before the next president takes office, I hope so. This is the last time we move." Xi An said to himself.

Margaret rolled her eyes gracefully: "Your mother has urged her several times. I guess all retired old ladies are naturally eager to hold grandchildren."

"It's all under control." Xi'an was still saying.

Margaret pursed her lips and handed the half-person-high gun case to Xi An who was in a hurry.

Xi An didn't take it to heart, but Margaret still remembered.

The new home is like a foothold with no sense of familiarity. The brand-new smell of the quilt and the sound of the old-fashioned air conditioner make Margaret turn over uncomfortably.She breathed on Xi An, who had her eyes closed.Xi An raised his eyebrows.

Margaret put her hand on Xi An's lower abdomen and rubbed it suggestively.

Xi An unexpectedly moved her hand to her armpit and clamped it tightly: "Don't make trouble."

"..." Margaret was speechless for a moment, and asked, "Did you take a bath tonight?"

"Tired." Xi An muttered.

No matter what, old couples can't do this.

Xi'an was kicked out of the bed.

***

When the operating light went out, Xi An had already found his lost sanity and strength.

Dr. Sauter pushed the door out, and Sian stepped forward and stared at him sullenly.

"Ah, Mr. Sian." Doctor Salter smiled viciously.

"How?" Sean asked.

"Which one are you asking? Your wife? She's fine. But the child you've never met, I'm sorry." Dr. Sauter said, frowning: "Oh, God, what do you smell like? This is ?”

***

Margaret could bear it no longer.

She found that Xi An would rather browse online stores that buy handmade figures than go out with her to buy shower gel and facial cleanser.

"You want those things, write the list to the bodyguard." Xi'an said.

"You've been at home for a month, don't you want to go out for a walk with me?" Margaret opened the curtains.The sudden light made Xi An jump up like a shrimp thrown into a frying pan.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! This nasty sunshine!" Sheian exclaimed exaggeratedly.

Margaret poured milk into the running mainframe computer.

"Oh! My God! Oh!" Xi An really exclaimed, "You bitch! Washington is waiting for me to give them orders!"

Marriage is really the beginning of ruining everything.

Margaret calmly put the empty glass on the desk, and her husband unbuttoned his shirt and rushed towards her.

What an ugly face, Margaret thought, and Sheian didn't wash her face this morning.

***

Xi An hugged Margaret and hid behind a shelf in the supermarket.He put his hand on the bleeding wound on Margaret's stomach, and looked up to see that there were only potato chips and chocolates on the shelves.

"Damn it! I told you so!" Sian made sure his damn followers had gotten into a scuffle with the shooter, then put down the gun and turned towards Ma, who was moaning and complaining about Sion's uselessness. Gretel cursed. "Shut up! Who told you to pounce on me! I told you not to go out on the streets! Stupid woman! Why would I marry a fool like you!"

Although he knew that Xi An was trembling and his muscles were tense, as if he would faint with Margaret in the next second, Margaret almost choked to death hearing this.She rolled her eyes in pain, and Xi An was afraid that she would faint, so she slapped her hard.

This must be revenge! !

Margaret was outraged.

She glanced at Xi An, then fainted.

***

Margaret lay limp on the hospital bed.

Sheian had been crying for several minutes, holding her hand, since she opened her eyes.

"Don't cry." Margaret was full of annoyance. When she knew that the child she had finally conceived was lost again, now she saw Xi An's stupid face, and the wound throbbed.

"No one expected it to come," said Margaret, who recalled shopping for a pregnancy test before going to the supermarket. I opened the door and found that the gas at home was not turned off, so I went back to God again.”

Xi An cried even harder.

Margaret's head hurts too.She is still injured, why come to comfort a guy who is alive and well.

"Summer is too hot, he doesn't like summer so go. Don't cry, Javi, we'll invite him next time when the weather is better."

"I promise—" Xi'an closed his eyes, tears dripped from the corners of his eyes onto Margaret's face, and he kept kissing Margaret's cheek.These eager and bitter kisses, full of tears, seemed to warm her face that lacked warmth due to weakness.

"I promise," Xi'an said again, "it will come at the best time, I swear, it will be the best time."

Margaret secretly breathed a sigh of relief, she pulled out an ugly smile, and let Xi An's face come closer.

Filled with sourness and tenderness, Xi An lowered his head and closed his eyes.

Margaret tried her best to send it with a big ear scrape.

Xi An felt his face was touched by Margaret.His hand quickly pressed Margaret's hand to his face, and kissed her wrist.

Well, Margaret thought, when I am well, I will settle those slaps you slapped me.

Wait for me.

Humph.

Fanwai Xi'an, turn on the light!

Xi An was already unwilling to recall all the details of his first night last night.

Ah, no details at all.He only remembered being tightly strangled by Margaret's lower body, the painful feeling of being cut off...

What's more, Margaret slapped him mercilessly while screaming in pain.

Afterwards, he always felt that Margaret was more or less on purpose.

Forget it.

It was supposed to be a good night, but he finally dedicated it to his right hand.Marguerite would not even give him a touch.

What's the point of getting married... What does the wife use it for...

Xi An was depressed for a while, but the video sent by his brother's email gave him confidence again ([New Email Alert]: You have received a wedding gift package).

Xi An ate the biscuit and watched the film, dismissing it in his heart, "Just this kind of stuff can make women scream, hmph."

He took out a stack of money from the drawer in the study, and when he went out, he found that Margaret had gone somewhere.

This hit him a little more.He's really not a good partner.

But now Margaret is no longer... anyway... well... no...

Things seem to get a little easier, don't they?

Xi An came home from the sex/fun shop with big bags and small bags. When he was in the hall, he saw Margaret doing yoga on the balcony.

Heartless!Xi An roared inwardly.You turn around and look at me, look at me!

Margaret turned her face leisurely, and asked slowly, "What did you buy?"

Xi An angrily turned the whole bag upside down. There were brightly colored Nashasha and Nahaha, large and small bottles, large and small pieces, long strings held in the shape of sticks...

Margaret saw clearly the things spread all over the floor, and then looked at Xi An's resentful face.She just wanted to give him a hammer.Nothing else.Only one hammer.

Xi An raised his buttocks and rummaged on the ground for a while.A dark bottle that resembles an essential oil, which is indeed an essential oil.Xi An picked it up, bowed his head into the bathroom without saying a word.In view of the embarrassment of last night, Margaret did not follow.She was not in the mood to cook lunch anymore, and she wanted to see what Xi An was going to do when she was hungry.

Then came the sound of rushing water.About 5 minutes later, Xi An ran out of the bathroom neatly dressed.Margaret had a bad feeling.Xi An carried her upside down on his shoulders again. "What new trick do you want to play?" Margaret was thrown into the bathtub as soon as she finished speaking.

A bathtub of rose-scented water.

Margaret stood up wetly, with a thin coat sticking to her body, she wiped away the tangled hair on her face, and water got in her eyes. "Javi, stop messing around, give me the towel..." Margaret closed her eyes, feeling that Xi An was in front of her, she said hurriedly.

"Do your eyes hurt?" Xi An's voice gradually approached.

Margaret paused, and her tone was soft: "Well, it hurts so much, you put..." Before she finished speaking, she felt Xi An's hand on her chest.

"Oh, let me see..." Xi An lowered his head.

"Hey, don't lick." Margaret shuddered, and Xi An held her hand that was about to push him away.

"You don't like this?"

"I want towels."

"It's the same if I help you lick it clean."

"It's different." Margaret slowed down her tone, "You'll lick my eye shit."

"..."

Xi An slowed down for a while, and then responded positively: "Then I'll lick it in another place."

"I don't like you licking me