[Mrs. & Mrs. Smith] The best murder in the world

stand up.I turned my head and gave them a strange look.Not sure what's so funny.People who may be in high spirits will laugh less.

I put the firewood at the door, and the apron my grandma used to repair the garden was hanging on the nail beside the door. I raised my hand and wiped my hands with the white apron.At that moment the door opened from the inside.

The group laughed even louder.

"Xion, are you done using the toilet!" Allen asked strangely.

Xi'an closed the door as if he didn't see me, and walked towards the group of people.

When I lowered my eyes and watched those feet walk five or six steps away, I opened the door sideways.A strong smell of fresh cheese filled the room.Grandma kept opening the oven, while Dad squatted and poked his head towards the baking tray.As soon as I turned my gaze, my mother was watching TV on the sofa in the living room with her feet crossed.

I made no sound and went up the stairs along the corridor.

The wall next to the stairs is covered with light yellow wall cloth, and a row of glass photo frames are hung high and low on the wall.I walked and watched all the way.

grandfather.grandmother.A few old friends.dad.Mother.cousin.A group photo of relatives.

without me.

No, there are still.In the photo of fishing by the lake, I found a back figure bent over to tie shoelaces with pouting buttocks.Such frizzy hair hanging like a mop, and the T-shirt I bought a size up with John Lennon's face on it I'll never forget.This kind of person who wears ripped jeans to look like a beggar is right, it’s me.

Clumsy tongue, self righteous.Just one thing.I put it all together in one go.

I put my head down and closed the bedroom door.The canvas luggage rests quietly on the wooden floor.I went up and kicked it.I forgot that there was a computer and keys in it, and I kicked it with my toes. I sat down on the ground in pain, clutching my toes and gritting my teeth for a long time.

Heartless fool.It was me too.

I've never felt as mad as I did at this moment to pick up a gun and put a bullet in someone's head, as if that would be the only outlet for the emotion that was squeezing my chest.

This is a momentary thought.

Sanity came back quickly.

By the time I realized it, I had been sitting on the floor in a daze for a while.

My feet don't hurt anymore.I dragged the bag over and opened it, revealing a large bag of chocolates inside.I felt a little hungry, so I tore open the package and started chewing.He didn't take off his clothes after that, kicked off his shoes, shook off the quilt and slept on his side on the bed.It didn't take long to close my eyes and I fell into a heavy dream.

I dreamed of the explosion caused by my mother throwing a grenade before. After the fuel tank was ignited, it exploded with a violent sound and became a giant firework with thick smoke.There was a smell of barbecue in the air.After I smelled it and vomited with a blue face, Xi An jumped out of the car and stepped on my vomit.I didn't have time to tell him, he rushed towards the explosion point with great interest and said, President, I'm going to the barbecue meeting.

I woke up before I could yell.My chest hurts with anger. Although it was a dream, I really wanted to kick that idiot named Jevi Sheian.

And this idiot is now sitting on the edge of the bed without saying a word, scaring me away from getting up.

This frequency of appearing all the time, anytime, anywhere almost makes me think whether he is in love with me.

"Are you watching me sleep here?" I asked with a sullen face.

Xi An stood up, so high that I had to look up at him.I glanced at the clock beside the bed, it was just after two o'clock in the afternoon.The window of the bedroom was wide open, and apart from the occasional rustling of the leaves by the wind, it seemed too quiet outside.

"Everyone has gone to the river. You can sleep a little bit more." Xi'an said mercifully.

"Why didn't you go?"

Xi An frowned unobtrusively: "I'm responsible for staying and guarding the house." What a kind heart.I was so moved that I was about to cry.

"This is my room, can you get out now?" I said, "Of course, you can get out nicely, I don't really mind."

Xi An raised the corner of his mouth: "Can you wipe the corner of your mouth? It looks as black as if you just ate shit, it's disgusting."

I immediately raised the back of my hand and rubbed it, only to remember that I had eaten chocolate before going to bed and I forgot to wipe my mouth.There is nothing more intimidating than being slapped back by the other party during a demonstration.My face was a little hot, and I said with a sinister heart: "No matter how disgusting you are, you can still say it. Your holy father's feelings are so touching that tears are streaming down your face."

I waited to see how Xi An gritted his teeth.

Whenever he made a movement I pulled out the pistol that was under the pillow and loaded it.If he dares to pounce on me, I can kill him with one shot.The bullet seemed to be heating up already.I swear I'm really going to do this.The location was chosen, a shot in the arm, a shot in the thigh, and another shot to be brushed against his cheekbone.I can almost foresee him lying on the ground crying with snot and tears.

Xi An was silent for two seconds, and said slowly, "You seem quite happy, don't you?"

...I choked on my saliva.

Xi An went on to say, with a hint of clarity and complacency in his tone: "Don't you want to be my girlfriend? Does it need to be so complicated? I think this idea is okay, you..."

I hit him on the straight bridge of the nose with the butt of my rifle.

"Margaret Smith!!" he whispered, covering his nose. "I've never seen anything like you..." He swallowed the rest of the sentence in the middle of the sentence, and cursed F*CK vaguely.

I've loaded the gun.

I pointed a gun at his forehead: "Ha, you self-righteous idiot, useless! You are just like your father! You think all the girls are waiting for you to take out [beep——] and let them hug Lick it!"

Xi'an's expression froze, and for just a moment, he grabbed my hand holding the gun forcefully, and when I swung my free left hand towards him, he grasped it precisely, and in an instant, both of my hands were suppressed by him behind him.

I was pressed on the bed by him.

Sion's eyes stared at me, the dullest blue I'd ever seen.I regret.

Just call me an idiot.For a little self-esteem, he can impulsively stab the other party's hornet's nest, and scold his parents on the head without education.Even if Xi An stabs me or slaps me now, I will take it.

"For God's sake," Xi An lowered his head, his bangs covered his eyes, "you really haven't made any progress since you were a child."

I glared at him unwillingly for some reason I didn't know.

"You have to let the thing you hang around your neck start to work. It's not like you are very good at it. Stupid girl."

I worked up the courage to whisper, "I'm sorry, I apologize. For every word I just said."

"I'm not going to get really mad at a real idiot."

I wisely keep my mouth shut.

"Look at what good things you have done. I saw that you hacked into the eggshell-like protection system of the school's official website and posted an advertisement on the homepage. You can also pretend to be innocent and stupid afterward."

I was dumbfounded: "What?"

"How many M.J.S(1) do you think there are in our little broken high school?"

"What the hell! I've never done that before! It can't be me!" I blushed and struggled to get up.

"Early this morning, the whole school knew about it. Everyone knew that there was an awesome and infatuated little hacker who took a fancy to me. I have a lot of luck." If my conscience is not at ease, I really want to slap him The thing in front of me swung it over.

But the most important thing now is to kill my dear cousin Oscar (2).

***

After half a second after I opened the page of the school website, I immediately clicked X to exit.

Sian stood behind me and complained falsely: "Hey, I haven't seen it yet."

I don't think it's necessary to look too clearly at the pink in the eye.

"It was a misunderstanding," I said.

Xi An folded his hands on his chest with an air of respect.

"My composition score is not very good, and the following explanation will omit [-] words."

Xi An chuckled twice.

I didn't want to talk to him anymore, I buried my head and called Oscar's cell phone over and over again.When Oscar answered the call, I swore that all the last patience in my life was exhausted.

"Oscar, if it's convenient for you now, can you remove that pink webpage?" I leaned on the computer chair with one hand on my forehead, and Xi An stood in front of the window with his back to me and looked out.

"...Did I accidentally poach something?" Oscar said knowingly.

I lowered my voice: "No, you did a great job. You gave me the most spectacular breaking point of the day. You know, it's like the finishing touch of a funny show, which the audience and the TV station are most happy to see."

"Feel sorry."

"...you change the page back quickly. My life is a piece of shit right now and you better hold your breath and don't talk to me."

"I thought you'd like this, so what, super big surprise, I ended up anonymous, didn't I?"

I hung up the phone directly.

"What's the date today?" I asked Xi An, and immediately realized that I had a mobile phone in my hand.But Xi An didn't look back, he raised his wrist, glanced at his watch, and replied, "NO.11."

mid month.The day my aunt came to visit.I finally found a reasonable explanation. Why I was not in the state all day turned out to be the result of endocrine.

I sat up straight and decided to get everything out of the way before dinner.

"Javi Sheehan, I need to talk to you."

Sian strode over. He was so close that I had to look up at him, so I suggested that he sit on the opposite side.