[Mrs. & Mrs. Smith] The best murder in the world

side of the bed.Xi An sat down, obviously he was very satisfied with the comfort of the mattress after he sat down, he raised his legs and put them down again, then found a side-sitting position again, and then fell down on the bed.He propped his arms up against his face, and rested his other hand on his sleek crotch.

This pictorial beach pose...forget it.

I said, "There were some nasty little misunderstandings today (Sian whispered, "Are you sure it was a misunderstanding?")...I'm sure." I rolled my eyes and said, "You already have a girlfriend I hope you show some respect. Besides, I hate you."

Xi An said word by word: "Your liking is really special. For women, liking means hating, and not wanting means wanting?"

"...Stop watching Japanese movies, don't you know that the European and American versions are all 'OHCOMEONGIVEMEMORE', bah, I didn't mean to say this, I heard Bilinda say that you like flat breasts, obviously I am not suitable for you at all (3)."

What the hell am I talking about.

Xi'an was silent for a moment: "If I say that Bilinda is gay."

"Do you still like role-playing?" I deliberately showed a defeated expression.

Xi An continued: "He is a transvestite, have you ever seen him go to the bathroom at school?"

...he can really hold back.That's when I realized Sheian wasn't kidding me.

For a while, I didn't know whether I should complain about Xi An's distorted serious face first, or be shocked by this bolt from the blue.Tongue-struck, I slowly put four fingers into my mouth (the smell of chocolate was still on my hands), and my eyes slowly moved from Xi An's white T-shirt to his skinny jeans.

Xi An is dating this very restrained gay guy.

I wake up silently.Even if I change from a C cup to an A now, it won't save the future.Because I'm not sure I'll still be able to grow a stick underneath.

(1) Margaret's full name was Margaret Jane Smith.

(2) If you remember this Oscar, he appeared in Chapter 3, a computer nerd, and had an oily face on his first appearance.According to genetics, he should look like his mother, John Smith's sister, so it's a handsome comparison.

(3) Thanks for the outspoken social networking sites. ["The guy who said I have a flat chest, I just like XXOO like me" - excerpted from Bilinda Parker's FB]

Haha, I hope you can understand some details:

① Margaret is surrounded by divine assists. It is definitely not a coincidence that she was able to ride in the same car with Xi An before.

②Grandpa, who pretended to be asleep, said that his heart skipped a beat when he saw it.

③Adolescent girls are always hypocritical. Margaret was kissed by the person she liked, and the dog who kissed her turned his back on him. She couldn't express it under her heart, and she chose herself very cowardly. escape.But Xi'an felt that I was so obvious, Huh Margaret, why don't you hurry up and hug me.

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Who hasn't fallen in love with a scumbag or two at a young age.

I am miserable.I actually fell in love with a GAY.

"Will your mother send for you?" I asked Sheian.

He was silent for a while, then reluctantly curled his lips and replied, "Probably."

I snapped my fingers, "That's great."

Xi An's expression turned ugly: "What do you mean?"

Trying not to care, I said as I walked outside, "I don't want to be with you anymore. Not at all, not at all."

Xi An just called my name behind me, and I didn't look back.

I hid in the kitchen, eating pie and playing with my phone until everyone swarmed into the living room noisily.

I never update social networking sites.Except for a profile picture and hundreds of followers, there is nothing in it.As soon as I logged in, my personal homepage exploded.The number of followers suddenly skyrocketed, more than 100 @, I didn't click on it, but continued to click on the homepage to see today's update.

The entire page is filled with Bilinda Parker.

Or Bill Parker.She, or he, whatever, compared to suddenly changing his screen name, he posted a photo that was not completely covered up without warning.

At this point I think I have to apologize for what I said to Oscar.Neither Bilinda nor Bill Parker had developed in his life, his chest was a pristine sheet of A4 paper, but whenever I could see any muscle from those thin sticks called arms and legs, I In the past, he would not often bring out Jervi Sian's eyes and step on his feet.

@Billpr: sorry, I'maman. [picture]

Bier Paikeer: Sorry, I'm a man. [image]>

It was reposted next to Xi An, and left a sentence.

@Jiiii: URWELCOME :), I'MINTOTHAT[email protected]comeplease. //@Billpr: sorry, I'maman.[picture]

Cut the stomach West I: Mi Shi, I like another girl @千堡里奕 you love to come and see. //@办儿早克: Sorry, I am a man. [image]>

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I kicked the chair and ran out of the kitchen.

Everyone in the living room looked at me.

Penelope Gerwig was joking with her new boyfriend, phone in hand, and a group of people looked at me like a goblin just popped out of the ground.The laughter was truncated in half, and the remaining half was transposed into some kind of hidden drama.

"Javi Sheehan!" I yelled.

The vice president looked at me strangely: "He has been picked up for a while."

"Do you have his cell phone number?" I asked with suppressed anger.

The vice president's expression became even more strange: "You don't have his number, stop joking..."

I didn't have much patience and urged her to take out her mobile phone.After getting the number, I quickly ran to the empty upstairs.

It is enough that something embarrassing happens once.This is no joke, this is humiliation.

I took a deep breath and pressed the dial.

drop.

drop.

drop……

"Hello?" Javi Sian rang out with an unpleasant voice.

I'm still thinking about the most powerful attack and the most appropriate wording, so that I can hide my current embarrassment and shame, and return the doubled shame to him all at once.

"...Margaret?" Jervi Sheehan said suddenly.

I was speechless.

"Margaret, it's you," Xi'an said nervously, "Did you see me @你?"

"..."

Before I could respond, there was a noise on the phone, as if someone had snatched the phone, and Xi An's voice became serious and distant: "...Mom...give it back...don't...okay..."

The voice was familiar and close, but it was speaking to another person: "It's Margaret Smith. That's Smith. I like her." The phone returned to Xi'an's hand.

***

My brain froze.

So hallucinations occur.

It's "she", not "he".

"who is she?

"Margaret," Sheian said on the phone, "are you still there?"

"I'm not Margaret." I quickly retorted, and the next second I was discouraged and slammed my head against the wall covered with floral wallpaper.

Xi An paused and said with a smile, "Maggie?"

A very different kind of shame and annoyance hit me, and I blushed and said in a bad tone, "Who are you and why do you call yourself that?"

Sheian said, "Maggie, did you see me @you?"

"You're gay!"

"No, I'm not," Sheehan said.

"Are you kidding me?" I took a deep breath and leaned against the wall so that I could find some support so that my fast beating heart would not escape from my chest.

Xi An seemed to sigh, I'm not sure, but I heard him say: "Margaret, although you are stupid and stupid, you always look like a bitch at times..." Without giving me any time to answer, Xi An raised his voice and yelled at me: "You know, I never peel the apples when I eat them, in order to let them die decently. I like you so I confess to you, not to make you refuse decently. At least My gender is something you cannot refuse in terms of your sexuality."

Xi An talked on and on as if he had memorized his lines before. I raised my foot and took two steps in embarrassment, and I wanted to throw my phone away.

But I held the mobile phone tightly and put my ear on it. The breathing sound of this person, his usual modal particles, and the powerful and pleasant plosive sounds of certain words were all as clear as if he was standing in front of me and speaking.

My ears are a little hot.

Doesn't he even care that his mother is still around?

"As for my sexuality, have you ever seen a better plug and socket than the two of us?" Sheian said.

I was silent for a long time before I said softly, "Bah, you are the socket."

"...But why?" I asked.

I suspect Sheian has been expecting this question for a long time, and he asked me back almost with enthusiasm: "Which version do you want to know? 'Because you are Margaret' or 'God decided this'?"

"Did you think it was a melodrama and a youth movie? My choice is that I'm going to hang up."

"do not!"

"What the hell are you thinking? Two weeks ago you didn't even know there was someone like me in the world. What black hole did your inexplicable hot head get spit out of? Don't tell me 'love at first sight' , do you boys instantly lift dicks on anyone other than a porn magazine cover girl?"

"You have been so aggressive since you were a child."

"what?"

Sean