There are always NPCs trying to harm me

Lishan Old Mother ([-])

In the past, there was a rosy light descending on Lishan Mountain, and Xuannv came out.

Nine Heavens Xuannv, who doesn't know her parents, doesn't know where she came from, she is born with magic power, and it is rumored that she has the ability to reach the sky.

The world calls her the Holy Aunt.

The holy aunt first appeared in the rivers and lakes, and her wooden sword became famous all over the world.In the previous year, the change of the Golden Crow in Wujie Mountain, in response to the love of the God of War Yin Jiubian, one person retreated thousands of miles with one sword, and beheaded the king of ghosts under the sword.

She has always been erratic, her whereabouts are erratic, and few people know her.In the next few years, it was heard that he was walking in the city with a brown-clothed monk, and his behavior seemed to be very intimate. Later, the holy aunt suddenly returned to Lishan alone to build the old mother's hall, and she has not been seen since then.

"It's lonely in the mountains, so it's not possible to rob so many men, right? If you rob, you just rob, and you don't pick, tall, short, fat, thin, are you going to collect different body types for an exhibition?"

Ye Chi listened to Aunt Zhao's secret anecdote, at this time he and Yin Xuanyi were walking on the deserted road outside the village, followed by a dejected Zi Yuan, Ye Chi saw that he was pitiful, so he gave him the ghost doll to play with.

Ziyuan is a rare double yin body, ghost doll likes to eat yin evil, at first it left Ye Chi and crawled to Ziyuan but thought there was something delicious, how could it think that food is a lively person.

Ziyuan unconsciously hugged the ghost doll in his arms, and the ghost doll buried his smiling face in front of his chest, salivating very much.

Ye Chi said again: "Could it be that she is trapped by love, and she doesn't allow other people to get married eventually, and she wants to tear down the lovers in the world?"

According to Aunt Zhao's dictation of "the fox spirit in Lishan", since the holy aunt built her mother's hall on Lishan and regarded herself as the old mother of Lishan, several villages next to Lishan soon had a strange thing.

Whenever there is a marriage, the groom will always disappear for no reason on the night of the wedding, and no one is spared.

At the beginning, the bride refused to tell what was going on, and she was very ashamed and angry when she asked.Later, when the situation became more serious, some people let go. It turned out that the bridegroom officials were all seduced by that fairy-like vixen on Lishan Mountain.

The old mother of Lishan Mountain is very capable, and there are so many miasmas on Lishan Mountain that no one can go up there, let alone get an explanation. After a long time, they can only let it go.

What's more, those who were hooked away were all voluntary.

"Now it's easy." Ye Chi said suddenly, "Any one of you can pretend to be a bride, and I will reluctantly pretend to be a bridegroom. I'll have a wedding, and I'll come."

Ziyuan listened to it, and muttered weakly: "What a bad idea."

Ye Chi leaned over to his side, stretched out his long arms and put them on his shoulders very affectionately, and said with a smile, "Don't care if it's rotten or not, as long as it works, otherwise we'll have to wait until the next year... Junior Brother Ziyuan," he changed his voice, She squeezed Ziyuan's cheek, "I think you are very suitable to be a bride."

As soon as he said this, Yin Xuanyi and Ziyuan looked at him at the same time, and the three of them stopped on the ridge of the field. Ziyuan was not in the mood to be as knowledgeable as him, so she just took his hand away and said, "I'm a man, how can I be a bride?"

Ye Chi said: "What's the matter with the man, wearing a skirt, can An be able to tell if you are male or female?"

Zi Yuan stuffed the ghost doll that was about to drool back to him: "You have a good idea, you are the groom's official, what's your idea?"

Ye Chi threw the ghost doll on his shoulder, as if he was very disappointed: "It's not a special situation, just forget it if you don't want to..." Before Ziyuan had time to say anything, Ye Chi had already blown back to Yin Xuanyi like a gust of wind, and said shyly , "Since Junior Brother Ziyuan is unwilling, Senior Brother, you are the only one left."

Ziyuan: "..." So that was the idea!Zi Yuan immediately said, "You are shameless!"

Ye Chi glanced back at him: "My face is clearly on my face, how can you say that I don't want it anymore." He turned back to Yin Xuanyi, smiling like a ghost, his eyes disappeared, "Lady, you just don't want it anymore." kill me."

Before Yin Xuanyi could respond, Zi Yuan's neck was already red with anger: "You are shameless!" He poked between the two of them, "You can take advantage of me, but you dare to take advantage of the elder brother!"

Ye Chi didn't care about him, and pulled him out from the middle. In order to prevent him from getting in the way again, he simply hung his hands around Yin Xuanyi's neck.

Zi Yuan was stunned.

Yin Xuanyi still looked at Ye Chi quietly without any change in expression, as if he didn't take his flirting seriously at all, or maybe he was especially calm after seeing too much, so they looked at each other in an ambiguous posture like this , Standing in the warm light of the early morning became two statues with stiff hands and feet.

In fact, Yin Xuanyi was also in a daze, but it was not very obvious. An Ximu had taken care of him for so many years, and it was difficult for him to have ups and downs in his mood, so his face always had a dull look of neither sadness nor joy, as if no matter how old he was. Even the wind and waves could not blow him a frown.

This is exactly what Ye Chi said, his facial features are like exquisite decorations carved on his face, they are of no use other than to look good.

Compared with him, Ye Chi has no chance of winning. He was defeated and sighed while thinking: "You give me a cold face anyway, what do you mean by being immovable? Respond to all changes with the same Do you have an idea?"

Ye Chi let go of Yin Xuanyi's neck, circled around him and Ziyuan, and groaned, "It seems that none of them are happy, as if they could kill you, why don't you pretend to be a bride, and I'll pay you back in the end." Come on." He turned back to Yin Xuanyi and smiled again, "Brother, you have taken advantage of this time, so you have to treat me well in the future."

Just as Ziyuan wanted to say, "Don't push yourself too hard", Yin Xuanyi already said, "Okay."

Ziyuan: "..."

Ziyuan felt that things had become a little unbelievable, did the elder brother really want to marry Ye Chi?Thinking about what I saw last night, it was so unusual, no matter how I looked at it, I felt that the elder brother was drugged by Ye Chi.

He concentrated on expressing his worries, and finally decided to take a look.

When the people in the village heard that they were going to get married, they were all taken aback when they heard that they were going to get married, and then they heard that it was to lure the vixen on Mount Li out of the cave. They: "It's better to hit the sun than choose the day, just today."

So a group of women in the village who had their husbands seduced immediately went to work, and collected a bunch of hairpin skirts and dresses, all of which were used when they were married. Considering that Ye Chi is not a petite girl after all, the dexterous aunt gave it to him directly. After changing the wedding clothes, Zhang Luo's voice was full of vibrancy, very real, as if someone really wanted to get married, full of joy.

Ye Chi swirled in front of Yin Xuanyi wearing a gauze dress, holding a box of precious rouge in his hand. It is said that there is only one box in the village. He rubbed some ointment on his face with his index finger, and his peach blossom eyes were charming: "Sir, am I beautiful?"

Yin Xuanyi looked at him fixedly, and said for a long time: "Don't mess around."

Ye Chi's long hair drooped, black as ink, all scattered behind his back, his face was not covered with makeup, only a ridiculous red mark was smeared by him.He didn't feel uncomfortable in this attire at all, he raised the end of his hair lightly, touched Yin Xuanyi's face left and right with his rouge-stained index finger, and teased, "Then why are you blushing?"

Yin Xuanyi: "..."

The half-closed door was slammed shut, and a green shadow flashed past the door.

Ye Chi couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hahahaha, that brat Ziyuan must think that I have done something to you. When his senior sister comes, he will definitely sue me."

Ye Chi laughed so hard that Yin Xuanyi suddenly pinched his chin and turned his face around. The smile on Ye Chi's face was still there, his eyes were like new moons, and there was a faint gleam of water in his eyes, which was reflected like peach blossoms by the bright red wedding dress He still couldn't help laughing: "What are you doing?"

Yin Xuanyi's eyes darkened again and again, his heart was like a pot of boiling water, and his eyes were blinded by the steam. He gently took Ye Chi's blushing lips with his thumb, and pressed the line that he had smeared on at will. Rouge.Rubbing lightly with his fingertips, the rouge smudged between his fingers, and then he wiped it off completely, leaving only a light red that could not be kneaded.

Yin Xuanyi changed from his pure white student clothes to a bright red dress, the white jade hairpin was replaced by a red ribbon, his hair hung high, his eyes were clearer than water, but there was an unexplainable tenderness in his eyes, Ye Chi felt in a daze that he really came to get married.

He was taken aback by his own thoughts, so he shuddered for a moment, took Yin Xuanyi's finger that was moving around his face, saw that his fingertips were covered with rouge, thought nothing of it, and stuck it directly on his lips, After putting it on, I was stunned, coughed, and said vaguely: "Don't waste it." So Ben insisted not to waste it, and wiped all the rouge between his fingers back on his lips, giving him a carefree look.

Yin Xuanyi's hands and feet were cold in a daze, and then returned to the temperature quickly, and pinched Ye Chi's fingers with his backhand. Ye Chi saw that the light color in his eyes faded away, and the pupils were so dark that it was almost impossible to see through the light. He panicked for no reason. The secret path is not good, I glanced around, lifted the red hijab on one side and pushed it on my head.Just as the red cloth had time to cover his sight, his lips felt hot and something quickly touched him.

Ye Chi's heart skipped a beat, feeling that a golden crow was buried in his chest, and he wanted to choose him to fight back.

Yin Xuanyi pinched his fingers and it was almost hot. Ye Chi shrunk secretly a few times but couldn't go back. His sight was blocked by the red cloth, and he couldn't see Yin Xuanyi's expression. He concluded: "It must be because I am beautiful, he can't hold back and can't blame me."

The red cloth in front of his eyes was quickly removed again, and Ye Chi had already shown a humiliated face of being molested. Unexpectedly, Yin Xuanyi only took off the hijab for him, and the darkness in his eyes disappeared without any trace, even worse than Ye Chi's. He didn't show his face, as if he hadn't done anything just now, everything was Ye Chi's overthinking and hallucination.

Ye Chi choked for a moment, feeling that the days to come would be difficult.

There was a knock on the door, and Mrs. Zhao said at the door: "Have you changed your mind? Come out when you are done."

Ye Chi responded: "Okay." He put the red hijab uncovered by Yin Xuanyi back on his head, finally pulled out his hand, took two steamed buns from one side of the table through his limited vision, and bit into one of them. One was holding the other and was about to tuck it into the skirt, but Yin Xuanyi grabbed the wrist.

His hoarse voice rang in Ye Chi's ear: "What are you doing?"

Just as Ye Chi wanted to answer truthfully, his mind turned, a smirk appeared in his eyes, he still bit the steamed bun and said without remembering, "So you like flat chest, sir." Holding the steamed bun, he raised his hand and covered his face Wearing a red cloth, he precisely stuffed the steamed bun into Yin Xuanyi's mouth, "Let's keep it flat."

The author has something to say: On this Qixi Festival, I wish everyone sweet and beautiful~

OOC Small Theater

Yin Chu: Lady

Ye Chi: aha