There are always NPCs trying to harm me

Lishan Old Mother ([-])

Aunt Zhao pushed the door open and came in, she glanced at Yin Xuanyi and Ye Chi, and said, "Oh, how can I eat this?" She went over and rolled down the steamed buns one by one, and pushed them out of the door without any explanation, "The sedan chair for welcoming relatives is waiting outside the door, This auspicious time is coming soon, hurry up, both of you."

Ye Chi muttered: "Why do you still need to sit in a sedan chair? These cumbersome etiquettes are simply omitted, and you can go directly to the bridal chamber."

Aunt Zhao: "I can't save it. If you don't blow the trumpet, who knows that you will have a wedding. What if the vixen on Lishan doesn't come? Besides, the bridal chamber will be entered sooner or later. Why are you in a hurry... Be careful of the threshold."

Aunt Zhao's reminder was late, and Ye Chi tripped over the threshold with a red hijab on his head, was dragged by the hem of his wedding clothes, and almost fell off the ground, but Yin Xuanyi helped him up by Yin Xuanyi's quick eyes and quick hands.

He held Ye Chi's hand to help him stand still, but Ye Chi didn't take it seriously, still thinking about Aunt Zhao's words, and replied, "I'm not in a hurry, I'm afraid he's in a hurry."

Yin Xuanyi's hand supporting him visibly stiffened, and Aunt Zhao had already said, "I'm in a hurry too!"

Ye Chi was surprised: "What are you in a hurry for?"

Aunt Zhao said with a righteous face, "I just hope that you guys can get rid of that vixen, so that you won't be so angry." After thinking about it, she seemed uneasy, "That vixen has a face like a fairy, so don't take it too her way."

Ye Chi poked Yin Xuanyi with his elbow, and teased, "Brother, what about you?"

Yin Xuanyi held his elbow, but didn't answer, and kept supporting him to walk forward, as if he was really afraid of falling him.

Ziyuan was waiting beside the wedding sedan chair with the ghost baby in her arms, and seeing the two people coming in red wedding robes, and seeing Yin Xuanyi carefully supporting Ye Chi, she curled her lips: "What, why is senior brother treating him so well."

The ghost baby lay on his chest, pursed its small mouth, and let out a cry of "ahhh".

I really want to eat it.

Ye Chi got on the sedan chair, and as soon as the bearer got off the sedan chair, he knocked his head on the door frame, and he let out a low "hiss", Yin Xuanyi was about to get on the horse, but when he stopped, Aunt Zhao had already said, "Oh, slow down, Watch out for the bride."

When Ye Chi heard it, he couldn't care less about the pain, and started to laugh again, which was very weird.For some reason, Yin Xuanyi turned his head and twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, then got on his horse, and a group of people began to dance around the village.

The wedding sedan chair was originally intended for married girls. Ye Chi, a tall man, squatted inside, his long legs were so stretched that he couldn't stretch it.After walking for less than a mile, he was jolted left and right, and his head was hit by the wooden frame a few more times. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore, and squeezed his throat and shouted softly: "Stop!"

Hearing his shout, Yin Xuanyi reined in his horse and stopped, looking back.

Aunt Zhao followed the sedan chair, raised the curtain of the sedan chair and asked him, "What's the matter, bride?"

Ye Chi continued to pinch his throat, calling the ghost as if he were pretty: "My head hurts from sitting, and my butt hurts too. Take a break before leaving."

Aunt Zhao: "This is not acceptable, it will delay the auspicious time of worship."

Ye Chi was shocked: "Do you still want to worship? I won't kneel!"

Aunt Zhao hurriedly "shushed": "Keep your voice down, don't ask if you don't ask, that vixen can't cover everything."

Ye Chi lifted the hem of his skirt and wanted to come down, but Aunt Zhao hurriedly stopped him: "Little ancestor, what's the matter?"

Ye Chi said: "Let's not sit in this sedan chair, you keep playing, and I will follow."

Aunt Zhao: "How can this be done..."

"Let's ride with me." Yin Xuanyi didn't know when the horse came, he bent down and stretched out his arms, Ye Chi's body lightened, and he was directly lifted in front of the horse.

Without waiting for Mrs. Zhao to refute, Yin Xuanyi clamped the horse's belly, and the gray-spotted mottled horse with red flowers on its head took two quick steps, and then returned to the front of the team. The welcoming team looked at each other for a while, and could only continue to move forward with the empty sedan chair. .

Aunt Zhao was dumbfounded and said after a long time: "I have never seen such a troublesome bride."

Ziyuan watched for a long time, then said coolly, "Have you ever seen a man become a bride?"

Aunt Zhao: "...I wronged him."

Ziyuan snorted, "He's not wronged at all!"

Ghost doll: "Ah." I want to eat.

Ye Chi sat sideways in front of the horse, stunned in a dignified posture.

Yin Xuanyi pulled the reins, and wrapped his arms loosely around Ye Chi, half of Ye Chi's body leaned against his chest tightly, and the smell of resting wood permeated freely.Yin Xuanyi's head was right next to Ye Chi's ear, separated by a thin layer of red, the small airflow driven by his breath swirled around Ye Chi's ear, Ye Chi straightened his back involuntarily, Yin Xuanyi immediately said: " Don't move, I can't see ahead."

Ye Chi had no choice but to get discouraged and leaned back again. He sat virtuously for a while, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "How long will this blow, it's too ugly."

Yin Xuanyi's voice was right next to his ears, very low: "Be patient." As soon as he spoke, the air flow directly entered Ye Chi's ears, giving him the illusion that his ears were being kissed by Yin Xuanyi.

He originally said this casually, trying to break the awkward atmosphere, but he didn't expect the atmosphere to be more subtle after he finished speaking!

Bearing the weight of two people, the horse scratched its hooves in dissatisfaction and snorted.

Ye Chi opened his mouth full of lotus, and there was nothing left to say: "Tell me, what if Aunt Sheng thinks that the men who have robbed are enough and don't come?"

Yin Xuanyi paused for a moment, then said: "It's not impossible to break the miasma..."

Ye Chi turned his head fiercely: "Huh?" He turned his head too hard, and the crumbling red hijab finally died, and flew away as expected.

As soon as Ye Chi's eyes were released, he saw Yin Xuanyi's cold eyes with long eyelashes, as if surprised, his dark pupils shrank suddenly.

The tips of their noses touched and their foreheads touched, and Ye Chi could kiss those slightly tight thin lips just by pouting.

"Hijab..." Aunt Zhao came after the hijab, took a breath when she saw the scene in front of her, and repeated for a long time, "Hijab..."

Ye Chi beckoned and brought back the red hijab that had fallen on the ground, put it on his head in a calm manner, and scraped Yin Xuanyi's face with the tassel from the corner of the hijab, and said in a thin voice, "Mr. You're so handsome, it's a good thing to marry you."

Ziyuan raised her eyelids and rolled her eyes at the sky.

Yin Xuanyi was stunned for a long while, silently straightened his slumped body, and then said in a low voice, "Don't move around."

Ye Chi really stopped moving.

A group of people finally came to an end, and went back to Aunt Zhao's small courtyard. The wine table had already been set up in a decent way, but the courtyard was not enough, so it was directly placed outside the courtyard. A group of people gathered together lively, presumably The scene of the whole village mobilizing.

Ever since accidents happened one after another, the village has not dared to hold a wedding banquet for a long time. Everyone was disturbed by this incident and felt downcast. Now that someone is willing to stand out, of course they are happy.

Ye Chi was sent all the way to the wedding room by Mrs. Zhao, and when the door was closed, he lifted the red hijab and fell straight on the bed.

He was sitting in front of Yin Xuanyi's horse just now, he really didn't dare to move, his whole body was sitting stiff, his neck was knotted, and for the first time he felt that his idea was really bad.

Moreover, Yin Xuanyi clearly said that the miasma is not unbreakable, but he didn't say it earlier, Ye Chi gritted his teeth: "Revenge openly! It's extremely hateful!" He turned his head, got up again, and put the tortured red hijab back on, He sat upright in front of the bed.

Ziyuan dawdled at the door for a while, then carefully opened the door and came in. Seeing Ye Chi sitting so dignified, she snorted disdainfully, "You really think of yourself as a bride."

Knowing that he was coming, Ye Chi smiled and said, "You're going to regret it, it's still too late. After marrying your elder brother, you will have the capital to brag when you go back to Wujie Mountain."

"Who wants to brag about this kind of thing!" Ziyuan walked over a few steps, and gave him the ghost doll, "This little ghost keeps getting into my clothes, I won't hold it, I'll give it back to you!"

Ye Chi brought the ghost doll back with one hand, and sighed: "It likes you, you are not happy." The ghost doll pressed against his arm and nestled into his arms very affectionately, sniffing the belt on his body with its little nose. She let out a little "sneeze" as she wore the woman's powder-scented wedding dress.

Ziyuan followed the ghost doll around with eyes dribbling, and said duplicity: "Who wants it to like, who knows what it is—" He stopped abruptly, knowing that he was about to say something wrong, so he ate it first Surprised, he said dryly, "I didn't do it on purpose." He was trained by Yan Ling to have a conditioned reflex of not admitting his mistakes beforehand, and he insisted on being stubborn after admitting his mistakes, "Who made it so lustful at such a young age."

Ye Chi was very conniving as the master, he put on his red hijab and looked at Ziyuan solemnly: "This shows that you have this lust, it's a good thing."

Ziyuan: "..."

The door moved again, Yin Xuanyi pushed the door open and came in. The people at the wedding banquet outside were going to drink him, but Aunt Zhao stopped him. Everyone knew what he was going to do, so they let him go, but they didn't expect him to be full of wine. A bowl of spirits was poured down.

Everyone was stunned, but saw that his face did not change after drinking a glass of strong wine, so they were relieved and became lively again, praising him for his good drinking capacity.

Yin Xuanyi walked steadily into the new house, Ziyuan was about to greet her when she saw Ye Chi, who was sitting dignifiedly on the bed just a second ago, blowing past like a gust of wind, her head firmly covered with a red hijab, with a very accurate expression Niao Yiren threw himself on Yin Xuanyi's shoulder, and he was startled when he called out "Xianggong", and he stood up with goosebumps.

Yin Xuanyi let him hold him calmly, Ye Chi caught a little smell of alcohol on his nose, and immediately grabbed him to smell it: "Have you been drinking?"

At this moment, Yin Xuanyi brushed him off his body, and said softly: "It's okay." Then he said to Ziyuan, "When Aunt Sheng comes here, she will definitely use spells to restrain the people outside, so go outside and take care of her."

Ziyuan immediately said: "Okay, senior brother." Before he left the door, he turned around and said, "Be careful."

Yin Xuanyi nodded, and Ziyuan closed the door and went out. Ye Chi was still standing aside with his red hijab on his head. He seemed to have gained some insight. Not only did he not fall off, but he could also accurately capture the surrounding things, and there was no obstacle in walking.

He idly sat back on the bed: "I heard from Mrs. Zhao that the holy aunt comes and goes in the middle of the night. Even if someone is waiting by the side, no one can see her except the bride. With a blink of an eye, the groom is gone." .”

Yin Xuanyi walked up to him and sat down, and suddenly lifted Ye Chi's door curtain, Ye Chi was stunned, Yin Xuanyi's face pressed down.

He immediately stretched out his hand to block it: "What are you doing?"

"kiss you."