Chunichi disease

Cheng Huan resisted shopping for clothes.He is a boudoir otaku who doesn't go out and doesn't go out. He only does two things when he goes out, going to school and working part-time.

If he insisted on going to a place like a shopping mall, he usually went to the animation peripheral store on the first floor, and the video game store on the fifth floor on the top floor.

The food and clothing on the third, fourth and fifth floors are all out of his sight.

But now he is in a wheelchair and has to bow his head.Chu Ye pretended not to see his dark face, pushed the wheelchair and walked past the door of the surrounding store calmly, and went straight to the elevator to the second floor - he saw a piece of the same style as Cheng Huan hanging on the wall in the store T-shirt.

This person really doesn't know how to clean up at all, does he?

As soon as the elevator door opened, Cheng Huan couldn't sit still: "Why did you bring me here?"

"I said, buy clothes." Chu Ye pushed him into a store, "Just those few clothes in your closet, don't tell others that you know me when you wear them."

"Fuck." Cheng Huan cursed in a low voice.Who the hell wants to know you?Pretending to be sentimental, you idiot?He drowned all his words in a "fuck", and instantly felt that this scene seemed familiar, he seemed to have seen it in a TV series that Cheng Xue watched.

"Don't thank me too much, you still have to pay back the money." Chu Ye dragged him around in front of the hanger, and the shopping guide who was about to come was chased away by him, "You can choose the clothes here, don't worry, they are not expensive Right, if you work two more days, you will earn back."

Cheng Xuxin said that half of my part-time job is used to support my family, and the other half is used to support my wife and play games!

"You always have to try clothes when you buy them, right? How can I try my legs like this?"

"You can still wear the top. If you want the pants, I can be your model." Chu Ye casually took a thin coat and gestured at him, but Cheng Huan slapped him away: "I can't tell if I don't look at the whole thing." ah."

"It's okay, I'll help you check it out."

"We have different personalities!" Cheng Huan was about to collapse, how could this thing not be eaten?

"You take it yourself. After I evaluate it, let the waiter evaluate it? I change the clothes on me. Anyway, we are the same size. Do you still have any opinions? If you don't have an opinion, just pick it. After a while, the mall is closed. There is no such store in this village!"

"Hey, I..." Cheng Huan was so choked that he couldn't speak, pointed at Chu Ye for a long time, and finally gave up.

He picks clothes—in fact, it can’t be said to be picks, he just goes by chance, picks whatever he wants from a pile of styles, and picks whichever one he gets.As a non-chieftain, he is generally lucky in this kind of thing, and basically put together a set that is... pretty good.

Cheng Huan stuffed a few pieces of clothes into Chuye's hands, then pushed the wheelchair indifferently to the front of the locker room and waited. The operation was extremely unskilled.Chu Ye looked at him and wanted to laugh, but as soon as he walked in front of him, Cheng Huan kicked him in with his other good leg.

Cheng Huan's casual clothes are actually not bad. He took a long windbreaker, which is difficult for ordinary people to wear. The other ones are just like that, but they look surprisingly good on Chu Ye.

This guy looked in the mirror, and he was so coquettish that he took his glasses out of the medicine bag, somehow he was gentle and bookish; the slightly non-mainstream pot head parted his bangs, revealing half of his forehead, It looks really handsome.

"Boy, you have good taste." Chu Ye was smug there, and he didn't forget to praise him.This was completely different from his usual style, but it still caught his eye.Cheng Huan ignored him and swiped Weibo with his head down, a little secretly pleased.

This guy can be quite arrogant sometimes.

"This set should be the same as the two sets." Chu Ye raised his eyebrows and smiled at the nympho little shopping guide next to him, the naughty smell came back all of a sudden, and the little girl almost fainted.After calming down, I hurried to the warehouse to get new clothes and wrap them up.

"Why did you buy two sets that are exactly the same?" Realizing that the title was wrong, he raised his head and asked him.

"What should I wear after you wear it? All my clothes are at my house, so I'll go back and get them?"

"Can't you buy other models? Do you have to buy the same one as me???" Cheng Huan looked puzzled.

"I think it suits me quite well." Chu Ye went in and changed his clothes, and yelled out through the curtain, but he still held back a few words and hasn't said anything yet.

When he left the store and went to the next one, Chu Ye suddenly lowered his head and leaned close to his ear: "Are you so guilty? Can the two of us have sex?"

Fuck, was it seen through like that?

Cheng Huan became furious, grabbed his collar and pulled him forward.Chu Ye was thrown by the wheel, but he didn't come around, staggered and landed on his face.

Passers-by turned their heads to watch the big show.

"I'm fucking warning you..." Cheng Huan was so angry that he had nothing to say, the wheelchair moved two steps over and pulled Chu Ye up, and then gnawed on Chu Ye's mouth in front of the public.

Yes, it is chewing.

It's not a fucking kiss, it's all about a lion fighting another lion for territory, biting too much thigh meat and then biting the face—just the wrong place.

Chu Ye's face turned green—it hurt so much.He slapped Cheng Huan lightly on the face a few times without making him let go, so he just swung the bag on his head.

A plastic bag filled with several pieces of clothing can hurt people, but it is a good weapon to let Cheng Huan relax.When Chu Ye finally regained control of his mouth, he seemed to feel it was salty when he licked his lips.

Damn this guy is so fucking ruthless!

Mom I want to go home!This is a fucking wolf!

No I'm not going back to jail.This man is a werewolf!

A little bit more ruthless than a ruthless person.

"Do you fucking need to do this?" Chu Ye almost didn't lose the face of the big brother and cried to him, anyway, he kissed him, he didn't want Cheng Huan's face, why did he want that thing? ?If you have the ability to compare who is more skinny and shameless!I am afraid of you!But before he could finish speaking, Cheng Huan pushed the wheelchair away by himself.

Then the two continued the process of "drawing cards, trying on clothes, and buying the same style", and neither of them mentioned the farce just now.

Just now Chu Ye's mouth hurts, and he is still reminding him that he didn't dream just now, it's not that he's crazy, but Cheng Huan.It was only when the two of them went back with big bags and small bags that Chu Ye asked him: "Are you fucking in love with me and dare not tell me?"

He still wanted to retaliate, but Cheng Huan blocked him back: "Repay yours."

Chu Ye was still stunned for a while, what did he mean by this, suddenly remembered, and gritted his teeth and said to him: "If you want to confess your love, hurry up, so that I can quickly reject you. Procrastination is not good for you or me, it hurts more." He had a contrived smile on his face, then changed his face instantly, gritted his teeth, "I'll pay you back."

A pile of clothes in the closet that Chu Ye judged to be "abnormal" was cleared out by Chu Ye. Cheng Huan came out of the wash and saw this scene. Chu Ye moved wildly.There are two identical clothes hanging in the closet so clearly that they are exactly the same in style and size.

Cheng Huan was really speechless, this is a fucking person with eyes, you think it's a couple's model, right?

Although he is very nice in clothes.

He hung up the pair of trousers he took from Chuye's house on Chuye's side.The different styles are particularly conspicuous, and it is clear at a glance which side is Chu Ye's clothes.

Chu Ye was about to take a bath when he suddenly answered a phone call.The name on the caller ID made him frowned, glanced at Cheng Huan, then turned his back and went out the door.

He twisted the ring of the door key on his finger and turned it on.

"Hello." His voice sounded extremely impatient, and the person on the other end of the phone seemed to disapprove of his state: "Hey, Xiaoye, Mom heard from a friend today that she saw you in the mall."

Chu Ye always thought that he would not care, but when he heard this, his heart tightened.

What do you see?Saw myself shopping with Cheng Huan?Or did you see yourself and Cheng Huan...kissing?

"You haven't been home for a few days, have you gone out to play with your friends?" Shi Wenxiu didn't say what exactly he saw.Chu Ye is not sure either, she always avoids the important and ignores the important when she speaks, and then suddenly hits you when you let down your vigilance, which catches you off guard.

"Hmm." Chu Ye's throat tightened a bit.He himself felt that he was not afraid, but his current physical reaction told him that he was still afraid that she would know these things.Chu Ye felt dizzy and squatted down against the wall of the corridor.

"Mom can't find you, and I won't look for you. I hope you will realize it." She bit the word "self-consciousness" very hard, not sure if she was talking about him running away from home, or something else.Chu Ye knew that she was not so powerful, and she could still find out where she lived now.She is just a university professor, not the wife of the president in the novel, not that awesome.

But if it was related to Cheng Huan, he felt that he should not go back.

"Are you coming back during the Chinese New Year?" Shi Wenxiu changed the topic, and suddenly asked an unimportant question, as if asking a child studying abroad if he would be free to go home for a gathering during the Chinese New Year.

Chu Ye knew that there was no such tradition in his family, and now he didn't know what she meant.

He could only reply indifferently: "No."

Chu Ye didn't want to hear more from her, so he hung up the phone.

He turned and opened the door to enter the house.As soon as I entered, I heard the sound of the game, and then a sentence of delicate Japanese, I don't know what to say.He put his shoes away when he heard the sound of his phone hitting something hard.

Someone gasped and started humming.

"What are you doing? Self-mutilation?" Chu Ye saw Cheng Huan holding his leg, the corners of his eyes twitched, "It won't heal if you hit your injured leg, at most it will hurt if the plaster cracks, and you won't die from the pain."

Cheng Huan really has phantom pain, um, phantom pain.

"My mother... Forget it, come here." Cheng Huan was so angry that he called Chu Ye over, "Aren't you a fucking koi? Come, draw cards for me!"

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