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After delivering the noodles to Xiaofu, Si Yu turned back and walked towards his home.

Lin Shubai stood in the middle of the lawn with his bare feet, his legs together, his palms folded, and his arms raised high, looking like a straight tree.

"What about yoga?"

Si Yu picked up Xiao Mao, stood on the steps of his house, watched with interest for a while while petting the dog, Xiao Mao nestled in his arms and flicked his tail lazily.

The dog's tail flicked for more than ten minutes. Seeing that the dog's head was about to be bald, Lin Mubai was still in the posture of the big tree taking root and sprouting.

Si Yu was sleepy, and yawned a long time, and couldn't help asking: "Village Chief, who taught you this yoga, just this one movement?"

Lin Mubai stretched his fingertips hard, his figure was a little shaky, his voice was inexplicably weak, and he answered an inexplicable question: "Why are there so many clouds today, blocking out the sun."

Si Yu and Xiao Mao looked up at the sky at the same time, and the thick clouds were piled up like cotton wool, framed by the morning sun with a layer of gold.

"The weather is pretty good, it's so comfortable, neither hot nor cold." Si Yu stretched his waist, "What kind of exercise are you doing?"

"Photosynthesis, please do not disturb." Lin Mubai replied solemnly.

"Okay, I understand." Si Yu raised Xiao Maoping to his eyes with both hands, imitating Lin Mubai's serious tone, "Mao, such a humorous person, you have wronged him by staying in this small village, right? ?”

Xiaomao's nose was wet, his black eyes rolled around, and he didn't know whether he understood or not. He stuck out his tongue and licked the tip of Si Yu's nose twice, kicking his four legs in the air, eager to go to the ground.

"Okay, let's play!"

Si Yu put Xiao Mao on the lawn, patted the dog's buttocks, Xiao Mao ran to Lin Mubai with his tail up, circled around him twice, sniffed his feet again, then raised one leg high, Sprinkled urine on Lin Shubai's feet.

"Pfft..." Si Yu pursed his lips tightly, trying hard not to laugh out loud.

Lin Mubai took a deep breath, clenched his two hands above his head into fists, and it seemed that he was about to perform a dog-beating punch.

"Xiao Mao!" Lin Mubai roared shockingly, "How many times have I told you not to pee on my feet! I don't need this low-level nourishment!"

Xiao Mao trembled in fright, and ran to hide behind Si Yu.

"Maybe Xiao Mao misunderstood." Si Yu racked his brains to find a reason, "You are so similar to those trees beside him that he couldn't tell the difference."

Lin Mubai tilted his head, and looked at Si Yu aggrievedly: "Why are you scolding me..."

Si Yu was puzzled: "Where did I scold you?"

"You actually said that I look a lot like those 50-[-]-year-old trees that haven't even grown any hair yet," Lin Mubai sighed, "You insulted me."

"The weather forecast says that it will be cloudy and sunny today, just wait a little longer and the sun will come soon!"

His eyes were too resentful, if Si Yu wasn't the person involved, he almost thought he was a beast that robbed Liangjia's village head.

Si Yu was stared at with goosebumps all over his body, he quickly dropped a sentence, and went back to the house.

Xiao Mao's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and he quickly followed Si Yu in the moment the iron door closed.

Si Yu went to bed to catch up on sleep. He didn't sleep well. In his dream, he vaguely heard rustling noises. The sound was like flying insects flapping their wings, or like the claws of ferocious beasts scratching the bed.It was as if fifty catties of pendants were hanging on his eyelids, his chest was heavy and stuffy, his mind was clear, but his body was out of control, and he couldn't wake up no matter what.

Hold!The ghost presses the bed!

The windows in the room were wide open, and the light blue curtains were stirred by the breeze.Si Yu was lying on the double bed, frowning, panting with his mouth open.

A black cat was squatting on his chest, licking its paws; on the head of the bed lay a fluffy spider, with one foot as thick as a human little finger; a circle of people surrounded the bed, half bent over, staring at Si I see, it seems that the crowd watching is not a big living person, but the Mona Lisa framed on the bed.

"It's so pretty!" Spider giggled, and made a slightly rough female voice, "This human is handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!"

"That's right," a long-haired woman sat on the bedside table, wearing a close-fitting cheongsam, which accentuated her figure. Brother Qi is not too bad."

"Brother Qi is a blood clan," a young man stood by the desk, wearing a sky-blue robe, was born fair, wearing a top hat, full of scholarly air, he casually flipped through a few books that Si Yu threw on the table, and said, "The blood race is inherently noble, and Brother Qi is even more outstanding. How can mere human beings compare with Brother Qi?"

"Lin Xiaoping, where are you talking about your mother?" The spider jumped to the ceiling and cursed, "You were a human being before you died 80 years ago!"

"Oh!" The long-haired woman patted her thigh and covered her mouth with a smile, "Didn't he be burned to death by the tribe just because he liked men? I guess he must have taken a fancy to Brother Qi! Hahahahaha... "

"Don't talk nonsense!" Lin Xiaoping's face was flushed with anxiety, his neck was stuck, and he stumbled to defend, "How much do you, a fox demon, know about scholars?"

"Don't make noise, don't make noise," said an old man standing at the end of the bed, "Ah Lu, you are well-informed, tell me what does this human look like?"

The boy named A Lu leaned down and looked at Si Yu's face carefully for a while, then rubbed his chin for a while, and commented: "The appearance is considered first-class."

A room full of ghosts and goblins giggled for a long time, and after discussing Si Yu's appearance, they began to discuss his figure.

The fox demon raised a question—how is the development of the genitals of a 23-year-old male human being? Everyone in the room fell into deep thought. The spider proposed to take off his pants to see if he could find out. Everyone expressed their support.

Lin Xiaoping raised his hands to cover his eyes, and said with emotion: "The world is getting worse, it's really dirty!" Then he opened his fingers silently, and his eyes rolled around.

Si Yu felt that there were many people surrounding him and whispering beside him, but his eyelids seemed to be heavy, but he couldn't open them. He tried to move his little finger, trying to wake up his body.

"Huh? Did it move?" Spider said, "Xiao Mao, calm down!"

The black cat lying on Si Yu's chest glanced up at Si Yu, with its front paws resting on his neckline, and its head resting on his shoulders.

"I'll take it off." The fox twisted and sat on the edge of the bed, and blew a kiss to the sleeping Si Yu, "It's up to you sister fox to take off a man's pants. I haven't watched it in 100 years. A little bit shy, oh heh heh..."

She blew into her palm, and just as her slender and flexible fingers were on the belt of her boss, a sudden coercion came from behind her, and a flowing shadow spread rapidly, like a river, spreading out from under their feet, and then climbing to the wall until it covers the entire ceiling.

The fox's hands were frozen in the air, a terrible feeling of suffocation surged from the soles of his feet, his defensive instinct was awakened, and a fluffy white tail came out from the cheongsam.

She turned her head to look out of the window, and the big tail that stood up instantly froze.

"Qi, brother Qi..."

Qi Lu stood outside the window with his hands behind his back, his face calm: "Have I allowed you to come in?"

"Brother Qi!" Lin Xiaoping puffed up his chest and complained confidently, "They did it all! I have tried everything to dissuade them, but these monsters are still stubborn!"

Xiao Fu wore a small black cloak and a big black hat, leaned on the window sill and asked, "Sister Xiaohu, why do you want to take off your human pants?"

"That..." The spider silently leaned against the door, "Brother Qi, there is another human being in the village. We were just curious, so we came here to take a look around, not thinking about why."

Qi Lu's right palm lightly grasped the air, and the shadows covering the room quickly faded away like a tide, converging into a cloud of black air and sinking into Qi Lu's palm.

The breathless coercion finally disappeared, and all the ghosts in the room breathed a sigh of relief.

"From now on," Qi Lu tapped twice on the window sill, "don't cross the bridge without my permission."

The other ghosts were nodding wildly, but Lin Xiaoping took off his hat and looked at Qi Lu with burning eyes: "Brother Qi, let me cross the bridge, I am willing to take care of your daily life!"

Qi Lu choked for a moment, and the corners of his mouth seemed to twitch faintly. Before he could say anything, Xiao Fu put his hands on his hips and climbed up the window sill aggressively: "Hmph! I'm enough for the master!"

Lin Xiaoping immediately expressed his loyalty: "I will definitely treat Xiaofu as my own!"

"Master," Xiao Fu turned to ask Qi Lu, "What is he talking about? Can't you understand?"

Qi Lu was so annoyed that he grabbed Xiaofu by the back of the neck, lifted the little guy to the ground, looked around at the ghosts in the room, and said in a deep voice, "All go back."

The ghosts all ran away, Lin Xiaoping was reluctant to leave, and before he left, he took a book from Si Yu from the table. He turned around every step of the way, until Xiaofu gave him a vicious look and made a grimace with his teeth and claws. Reluctantly drifted away.

When the fox climbed up the window, he stumbled and stumbled. Xiaofu clapped his hands and laughed happily: "Tail! The tail fell out!"

Qi Lu glanced at the big furry tail, and the fox demon hurriedly stuffed the tail into the cheongsam. The damn tail just didn't want to go back, so she sneered: "I need to practice more, I'll go back and meditate first , Brother Qi, you are busy!" After finishing speaking, he didn't care whether he was graceful or not, and ran away quickly on tiptoe.

In the room, there was only one black cat lying on Si Yu's chest. It had a new wound on its left hind leg.

Qi Lu saw the injured leg and threw it a small bottle. The black cat jumped into the air and caught it with its mouth.

"Don't do it again." Qi Lu tapped his index finger on the window, and a crack appeared on the glass immediately.

The black cat looked at Si Yu, patted his chin with its front paw, then stepped on the desk, jumped out of the window sill and ran away.

Xiaofu grabbed the window frame with both hands and pushed up one leg, trying to climb into the room, but Qi Lu pulled the brim of his hat, and Xiaofu fell down with an "ouch" and sat down on the ground.

"I want to go in and play!" Xiao Fu kicked his legs.

"Come back at night." Qi Lu was condescending, unmoved.

"Can you come here in human form at night?!" Xiaofu was pleasantly surprised, his eyes brightened, "This human hates bats!"

Qi Lu looked away: "No."

"Hmph!" Xiaofu pursed his lips, looking unhappy.

Si Yu was still struggling with the ghost press. He remembered that he had seen it on the forum before. When you meet a ghost press, you will swear dirty words. , Knowing that you are more fierce than him, I am naturally afraid.

He staged a set of eighteen quality companies in his mind, from the [-]th generation of ancestors scolding to the great-grandson who has no asshole, suddenly felt his chest lighten, and his breathing was smooth, he was overjoyed, thinking that this trick really worked, so he blurted out Saying "Fuck you!"

Xiaofu let out a "huh" and felt that what this human said was very interesting, tilted his head and asked Qi Lu enthusiastically: "What the fuck? What do you mean? What do you mean?"

With a dark face, Qi Lu said seriously: "You are not allowed to come here in the future, and the prototype is not allowed."

Xiao Fu cheated: "I don't! Xiao Fu likes this human being! He also likes Xiao Fu!"

"I'll slap you to death! Get out!" Si Yu frowned, and beat the bed with one hand.

Qi Lu raised his eyebrows, put his arms around his chest, and asked Xiaofu with a half-smile, "Oh?"

Xiao Fu clenched his fists, with two bags of tears in his eyes, and ran away with his little leather shoes aggrieved.

Qi Lu looked at the angry back of the little kid, shook his head helplessly, then turned his head to look at Si Yu who was still awake, with a gloomy expression, turned and left after a while.

Si Yu didn't sleep well this time, and felt even more tired after waking up.He sat blankly on the bed for a while, probably because he was too tired a while ago, that's why he encountered ghosts pressing the bed.

He brushed his hair, suddenly felt a little cold, turned his head and found the window was open.

You obviously closed the window last night, but didn't open it in the morning?Si Yu didn't think much, went to the window and closed it, only to find that there was a long and thin crack on the glass.

"WTF?"

The crack is on the outside of the glass, maybe it was scratched by a naughty child with a small stone, Si Yu thought about it and told Lin Mubai, don't let these naughty kids be so naughty.

He stood by the window for a while, the sky was clear and sunny outside, he took a few deep breaths, and immediately felt refreshed.

Si Yu sat at the desk, planning to ask Lin Mubai to take him for a stroll in the village in the afternoon to familiarize himself with the environment, come back at night to pack up his luggage, and the class will start next month, so he has to make preparations in advance.

He was thinking about things one after another in his mind, flipping through the comic book on the table with both hands, halfway through, his movements froze.

No, he remembered taking out his most precious complete set of comics "The Book of Pretending to Be B" from his bag last night and put them on the table. Volumes one to eight were neatly arranged. Why is one book missing now?

Why is the first book gone!