fool around
Chapter 7 Citywide Delivery
When he woke up and lost a book, Si Yu didn't think much about it. Some time ago, the days and nights were in chaos, and it was not uncommon for him to toss and toss without paying attention.
When it was time for lunch, he opened the delivery software and planned to order a spicy rabbit head, but found that the place was not shown on the electronic map at all, and the location could not be determined; he found a restaurant that said "delivery throughout the city" on the profile , I called the merchant directly, and the shopkeeper responded immediately, promising that it could be delivered anywhere, but before Si Yu finished reporting the address, he immediately turned back.
"No, no, no," the shopkeeper yelled in a broken voice, "What a bad place, I can't send it over!"
Si Yu was indignant: "Don't you say 'Citywide Delivery' on your homepage?"
The shopkeeper blurted out: "My courier's name is Quan Cheng, you misunderstood me!"
Si Yu snorted coldly: "If I add more money, can I give it away?"
The shopkeeper immediately beamed with joy: "It's a good delivery. My family delivers it all over the city. It's easy to deceive! How much do you plan to add?"
"My name is Jiaqian," Si Yu smiled slyly, "You misunderstood!"
"...You are dead!" The shopkeeper became furious, cursed dirty, and hung up the phone with a "slap".
The takeaway at this poor corner is unavailable, so Si Yu had no choice but to pull on the plastic slippers and sway to the kitchen step by step. When he entered the door, he saw the pots and pans used for cooking noodles in the morning lying unwashed, and the porcelain in the sink. The bowls were piled up in a mess, and a greasy chopstick was lying crookedly next to the faucet.
Si Yu sighed, and instantly lost the mood to start a fire—he is good at cooking, but whether he cooks or not depends on his interest.He rummaged through the refrigerator, and it was full of lettuce, raw meat, and cooked food that he didn't bring, so he found a pack of instant noodles in his backpack, and Si Yu crushed the dough through the bag, took out the seasoning packet and sprinkled it into the dough Then squeeze the mouth of the bag and shake it vigorously a few times, then gnaw on the dry noodles with mineral water.
After hastily eating lunch, Si Yu planned to let Lin Mubai take him for a stroll around the village.Lin Mubai is facing the scorching sun at noon, sitting cross-legged on the lawn to "photosynthesize". His dark face is like a sunflower, which shines black under the white sunlight. He puts his hands on his knees in a very Like Guanyin sitting on the lotus in the old version of Journey to the West, it is quite a bit like a hermit leaving the world.
When Lin Mubai heard that Si Yu said that he wanted to go for a stroll, he didn't know why he was shocked, and Lian couldn't sit still anymore, so he turned his head and shouted, "Wait, wait, but his posture is not easy to maintain balance, and his neck is so 180 degrees With a twist, the chassis lost its balance for a moment, and the upper body fell crookedly, and immediately got up in a hurry, and ran towards room 43 in a panic.
"Why are you looking for Qi Lu?" Si Yu stopped him and asked with sharp eyes and quick hands.
"Don't you want to go shopping?" Lin Mubai explained, "Our village is not ready yet, I have to ask Brother Qi!"
"Is there anything to prepare?" Si Yu didn't understand, "I'm just walking around."
Lin Mubai's big head turned into a rattle: "No, no, no! You're the first time you come back, so it's better for Brother Qi to take you there!"
"Why?" Si Yu asked, frowning.
Lin Mubai's eyes dodged, and he said vaguely: "You are an outsider, and some of our villagers don't like outsiders... Oh, don't ask me!"
This may sound strange, but it seems to make sense when you think about it.Even big cities can't help being xenophobic, not to mention such a closed village, he is a newcomer, and he really needs someone to be with him to be safer.
But logically speaking, Lin Mubai is the head of the village, who else in this village has more power to speak than him?What did he do with Qi Lu?What is Qi Lu's identity in Gutang Village?
Si Yu suppressed all the questions in his heart, and saw that the iron gate of No. 43 opened a gap, Lin Mubai stepped in, came out after a while, waved to Si Yu, and said, "Brother Qi promised to take you there, you can wait a little longer Son, he'll be here soon!"
Si Yu nodded.
"Xiao Fu also wants to go!"
In Room 43, Xiao Fu tugged at the hem of Qi Lu's jacket and begged.
"No, the sun is big."
Unmoved, Qi Lu took off his gold-rimmed glasses, carefully wrapped them in glasses cloth before putting them on the small table, and put a bookmark with a dead leaf in the online book.
"Let's go! I'm wearing a hat!" Xiaofu persisted, holding Qi Lu's arm tightly.
Qi Lu stood up from the reclining chair, Xiao Fu still didn't let go, the whole person was hanging on Qi Lu's body, his hands and feet tightly grasped Qi Lu's hand.
Qi Lu twisted a piece of paper from the table, took the pen, wrote two lines of words on the paper, then picked up the paper and tossed it lightly into the air, a fluffy white paper fell on the table, forming a Thumb-sized villain looks like.
"Go report it." Qi Lu said.
The little paper man jumped happily on the table for two steps, jumped off the table briskly, opened the window and floated out.
"Even the little paper dolls can go out! I want to go out and play too!"
Xiao Fu kicked his legs relentlessly, and when he didn't pay attention, the small leather shoe kicked to Qi Lu's waist, leaving two small dusty footprints on his black shirt.
Qi Lu looked down at the dirt on his clothes, and frowned slightly: "Are you bold?"
Xiaofu knew that his master was obsessed with cleanliness and hated uncleanliness the most. He felt guilty, and slipped off Qi Lu's body with his mouth puckered. His leather shoes landed on the ground, his eyes rolled upwards, he quickly glanced at Qi Lu, and then quickly lowered his eyes. head, and whispered an excuse: "It wasn't intentional..."
Qi Lu took off his shirt and threw it into the clothes basket, intending to go into the room to get a clean one to change into. Before he had walked a few steps, he heard Xiao Fu muttering behind him: "Anyway, I wash it..."
He shook his head helplessly, thinking with a bit of a headache that the child was getting more and more tricky.
Xiaofu lay listlessly on the desk, feeling that he was extremely wronged. The master wanted to go out with humans but didn't take him with him. He was a little monster that no one wanted.
The more he thought about it, the more pitiful he felt. He clenched his small fist and thumped the table. The table shook slightly, and the small bottle of ink on the table rolled down to the ground and fell to pieces with a "snap".
Xiaofu leaned on the edge of the table and looked down, he couldn't help but gasped, the glass bottle broke, but fortunately there wasn't much ink in it, he glanced towards Qi Lu's room with a guilty conscience, and turned the table lightly , pulled the rug under the pillow under the recliner, and covered the crime scene tightly.
"Hey!" Xiaofu sat on the carpet and sighed. He is just a 40-year-old baby demon, but he can't go out to play. After thinking about it, he feels really sad, with two bags of tears in his eyes. Before the golden bean fell out, I suddenly felt a pain in my buttocks, and touched it with my backhand, only to find that it was a piece of glass under the carpet sticking to my buttocks.
He angrily climbed onto Qi Lu's reclining chair, looked up and saw Qi Lu's black cloak hanging on the floor-to-ceiling hanger with carved patterns, Xiao Fu rolled his eyes twice, and couldn't remember why he was sad and wronged just now, so he lowered his head and giggled a few times , turned into a small bat the size of a palm, flapping its wings, and nestled into the pocket of the cloak.
After Qi Lu changed his clothes and came out of the room, he found that the little follower who had been acting coquettishly just now was gone. He looked around and saw no one, so he probably hid in some cabinet again to get angry.
He walked to the hanger, and there were two cloaks hanging on it. Just as he was about to take one off, his fingertips snapped.
The cloak on the left has a bat embroidered with dark gold thread on the hem; the one on the right is pure black, without any extra decorations from top to bottom, except for a small bulge at the pocket.
Qi Lu knew what it was at a glance. He smiled and reached out to take off the dark gold cloak on the left. The small bulge in the cloak on the right suddenly moved, as if he was in a hurry.
After thinking about it, he still put down the dark gold cloak, took off the pure black one on the right and put it on his body.
Qi Lu opened the door and looked up at the sky. Fortunately, there were clouds and the sun was not too hot.
"Hello, Mr. Qi! Have you eaten yet?"
Suddenly there was a crisp sound from the courtyard door—that fellow Lin Mubai forgot to close the door when he left—Si Yu stood by the iron gate and waited for him, seeing him coming out, he shook his hand at him and smiled. The eyes narrowed into two curved slits.
"Hello." Qi Lu nodded politely to Si Yu.
Si Yu clasped the door with both hands, poked his head into the yard, and asked, "Is Xiaofu at home? Won't you come out to play together?"
The little thing in the pocket twisted restlessly, Qi Lu raised his left hand seemingly inadvertently, and the little thing immediately became quiet.
"Nap." Qi Lu answered concisely.
When it was time for lunch, he opened the delivery software and planned to order a spicy rabbit head, but found that the place was not shown on the electronic map at all, and the location could not be determined; he found a restaurant that said "delivery throughout the city" on the profile , I called the merchant directly, and the shopkeeper responded immediately, promising that it could be delivered anywhere, but before Si Yu finished reporting the address, he immediately turned back.
"No, no, no," the shopkeeper yelled in a broken voice, "What a bad place, I can't send it over!"
Si Yu was indignant: "Don't you say 'Citywide Delivery' on your homepage?"
The shopkeeper blurted out: "My courier's name is Quan Cheng, you misunderstood me!"
Si Yu snorted coldly: "If I add more money, can I give it away?"
The shopkeeper immediately beamed with joy: "It's a good delivery. My family delivers it all over the city. It's easy to deceive! How much do you plan to add?"
"My name is Jiaqian," Si Yu smiled slyly, "You misunderstood!"
"...You are dead!" The shopkeeper became furious, cursed dirty, and hung up the phone with a "slap".
The takeaway at this poor corner is unavailable, so Si Yu had no choice but to pull on the plastic slippers and sway to the kitchen step by step. When he entered the door, he saw the pots and pans used for cooking noodles in the morning lying unwashed, and the porcelain in the sink. The bowls were piled up in a mess, and a greasy chopstick was lying crookedly next to the faucet.
Si Yu sighed, and instantly lost the mood to start a fire—he is good at cooking, but whether he cooks or not depends on his interest.He rummaged through the refrigerator, and it was full of lettuce, raw meat, and cooked food that he didn't bring, so he found a pack of instant noodles in his backpack, and Si Yu crushed the dough through the bag, took out the seasoning packet and sprinkled it into the dough Then squeeze the mouth of the bag and shake it vigorously a few times, then gnaw on the dry noodles with mineral water.
After hastily eating lunch, Si Yu planned to let Lin Mubai take him for a stroll around the village.Lin Mubai is facing the scorching sun at noon, sitting cross-legged on the lawn to "photosynthesize". His dark face is like a sunflower, which shines black under the white sunlight. He puts his hands on his knees in a very Like Guanyin sitting on the lotus in the old version of Journey to the West, it is quite a bit like a hermit leaving the world.
When Lin Mubai heard that Si Yu said that he wanted to go for a stroll, he didn't know why he was shocked, and Lian couldn't sit still anymore, so he turned his head and shouted, "Wait, wait, but his posture is not easy to maintain balance, and his neck is so 180 degrees With a twist, the chassis lost its balance for a moment, and the upper body fell crookedly, and immediately got up in a hurry, and ran towards room 43 in a panic.
"Why are you looking for Qi Lu?" Si Yu stopped him and asked with sharp eyes and quick hands.
"Don't you want to go shopping?" Lin Mubai explained, "Our village is not ready yet, I have to ask Brother Qi!"
"Is there anything to prepare?" Si Yu didn't understand, "I'm just walking around."
Lin Mubai's big head turned into a rattle: "No, no, no! You're the first time you come back, so it's better for Brother Qi to take you there!"
"Why?" Si Yu asked, frowning.
Lin Mubai's eyes dodged, and he said vaguely: "You are an outsider, and some of our villagers don't like outsiders... Oh, don't ask me!"
This may sound strange, but it seems to make sense when you think about it.Even big cities can't help being xenophobic, not to mention such a closed village, he is a newcomer, and he really needs someone to be with him to be safer.
But logically speaking, Lin Mubai is the head of the village, who else in this village has more power to speak than him?What did he do with Qi Lu?What is Qi Lu's identity in Gutang Village?
Si Yu suppressed all the questions in his heart, and saw that the iron gate of No. 43 opened a gap, Lin Mubai stepped in, came out after a while, waved to Si Yu, and said, "Brother Qi promised to take you there, you can wait a little longer Son, he'll be here soon!"
Si Yu nodded.
"Xiao Fu also wants to go!"
In Room 43, Xiao Fu tugged at the hem of Qi Lu's jacket and begged.
"No, the sun is big."
Unmoved, Qi Lu took off his gold-rimmed glasses, carefully wrapped them in glasses cloth before putting them on the small table, and put a bookmark with a dead leaf in the online book.
"Let's go! I'm wearing a hat!" Xiaofu persisted, holding Qi Lu's arm tightly.
Qi Lu stood up from the reclining chair, Xiao Fu still didn't let go, the whole person was hanging on Qi Lu's body, his hands and feet tightly grasped Qi Lu's hand.
Qi Lu twisted a piece of paper from the table, took the pen, wrote two lines of words on the paper, then picked up the paper and tossed it lightly into the air, a fluffy white paper fell on the table, forming a Thumb-sized villain looks like.
"Go report it." Qi Lu said.
The little paper man jumped happily on the table for two steps, jumped off the table briskly, opened the window and floated out.
"Even the little paper dolls can go out! I want to go out and play too!"
Xiao Fu kicked his legs relentlessly, and when he didn't pay attention, the small leather shoe kicked to Qi Lu's waist, leaving two small dusty footprints on his black shirt.
Qi Lu looked down at the dirt on his clothes, and frowned slightly: "Are you bold?"
Xiaofu knew that his master was obsessed with cleanliness and hated uncleanliness the most. He felt guilty, and slipped off Qi Lu's body with his mouth puckered. His leather shoes landed on the ground, his eyes rolled upwards, he quickly glanced at Qi Lu, and then quickly lowered his eyes. head, and whispered an excuse: "It wasn't intentional..."
Qi Lu took off his shirt and threw it into the clothes basket, intending to go into the room to get a clean one to change into. Before he had walked a few steps, he heard Xiao Fu muttering behind him: "Anyway, I wash it..."
He shook his head helplessly, thinking with a bit of a headache that the child was getting more and more tricky.
Xiaofu lay listlessly on the desk, feeling that he was extremely wronged. The master wanted to go out with humans but didn't take him with him. He was a little monster that no one wanted.
The more he thought about it, the more pitiful he felt. He clenched his small fist and thumped the table. The table shook slightly, and the small bottle of ink on the table rolled down to the ground and fell to pieces with a "snap".
Xiaofu leaned on the edge of the table and looked down, he couldn't help but gasped, the glass bottle broke, but fortunately there wasn't much ink in it, he glanced towards Qi Lu's room with a guilty conscience, and turned the table lightly , pulled the rug under the pillow under the recliner, and covered the crime scene tightly.
"Hey!" Xiaofu sat on the carpet and sighed. He is just a 40-year-old baby demon, but he can't go out to play. After thinking about it, he feels really sad, with two bags of tears in his eyes. Before the golden bean fell out, I suddenly felt a pain in my buttocks, and touched it with my backhand, only to find that it was a piece of glass under the carpet sticking to my buttocks.
He angrily climbed onto Qi Lu's reclining chair, looked up and saw Qi Lu's black cloak hanging on the floor-to-ceiling hanger with carved patterns, Xiao Fu rolled his eyes twice, and couldn't remember why he was sad and wronged just now, so he lowered his head and giggled a few times , turned into a small bat the size of a palm, flapping its wings, and nestled into the pocket of the cloak.
After Qi Lu changed his clothes and came out of the room, he found that the little follower who had been acting coquettishly just now was gone. He looked around and saw no one, so he probably hid in some cabinet again to get angry.
He walked to the hanger, and there were two cloaks hanging on it. Just as he was about to take one off, his fingertips snapped.
The cloak on the left has a bat embroidered with dark gold thread on the hem; the one on the right is pure black, without any extra decorations from top to bottom, except for a small bulge at the pocket.
Qi Lu knew what it was at a glance. He smiled and reached out to take off the dark gold cloak on the left. The small bulge in the cloak on the right suddenly moved, as if he was in a hurry.
After thinking about it, he still put down the dark gold cloak, took off the pure black one on the right and put it on his body.
Qi Lu opened the door and looked up at the sky. Fortunately, there were clouds and the sun was not too hot.
"Hello, Mr. Qi! Have you eaten yet?"
Suddenly there was a crisp sound from the courtyard door—that fellow Lin Mubai forgot to close the door when he left—Si Yu stood by the iron gate and waited for him, seeing him coming out, he shook his hand at him and smiled. The eyes narrowed into two curved slits.
"Hello." Qi Lu nodded politely to Si Yu.
Si Yu clasped the door with both hands, poked his head into the yard, and asked, "Is Xiaofu at home? Won't you come out to play together?"
The little thing in the pocket twisted restlessly, Qi Lu raised his left hand seemingly inadvertently, and the little thing immediately became quiet.
"Nap." Qi Lu answered concisely.
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