The days when the psychic engaged in farming

"Sir, if you really think about it carefully, this store can provide return service."

As soon as Ruan Meng's voice fell, Octopus rolled up the return application form: "Sir, this is our return application form, you can fill it out. After I enter it and go through the process, the money will arrive in the account in about three days."

Gu Huo Niao took the return application form, glanced at the little guy who was hiding in the pet box and refused to come out, and couldn't write down the pen no matter what.

He took a deep breath, raised his head and asked Ruan Meng: "Sir, I don't want to retire..."

"why?"

When he came just now, he was still in a hurry, but this made him retreat, and he even regretted it.

Gu Huo Niao bit her lips, and said a little embarrassedly: "I was frightened by its fire breathing at the beginning. But now that I think about it, it never hurt me from the beginning to the end. I calmed down and realized that I still want to Raising him..."

Ruan Meng just listened and didn't speak, and Gu Huo Niao couldn't help but feel a little anxious: "Sir, I really want to raise it, although it's not a soft fat cat, and it doesn't look very good..."

Hearing this, Baihu couldn't help but interrupt Guhuo Bird's words: "Who says it's not good-looking? Why do you think it's bald? Is it because you are eager for success? You are also a bird, don't you know that it is broken by external forces?" Is the shell a taboo?"

"I just... I just found out that the shell is gold... I'm just afraid that it will be stuffy..." Baihu has already said this, what else does Gu Huo Niao not understand? He looked at it in shock The phoenix in the pet box, "So, did I cause him to become what he is now?"

The more Gu Huo Niao thought about it, the more she regretted it, Bao Zi's face almost burst into tears: "Sir, is there any way to remedy it? Or, can I give it my hair?"

"No." Ruan Meng shook his head, and said, "The bald hair is forced out of the shell before the time is right. After careful care, it will naturally grow back if the nutrition keeps up."

"That's great!" Guhuo Niao nodded vigorously and asked again, "Then what should I feed it when I get home?"

Ruan Meng looked calm, and didn't answer his words directly, but said instead: "Now, it's not you who pick it, but it picks you. If it doesn't want to, you can't take it away."

Gu Huo Niao immediately went to see Fenghuang: "Baby, shall we go home?"

The Phoenix in the pet box shook his head, refusing to visit him.

In the end, Guhuo Niao also failed to take Phoenix away.

As soon as Guhuo Niao left, Fenghuang, who was still depressed, immediately jumped out of the pet box, chasing the white tiger and was about to fight.

For what happened to Fenghuang, Baihu was somewhat sympathetic.

But thinking of the other party looking like a bald chicken now, Bai Hu couldn't help laughing: "Old Feng, do you want me to give you some hair, hahaha..."

Fenghuang opened his mouth and was about to breathe fire: "I'm going to roast you..."

He refused to let go and was stuffed with a few pills, and when he looked up, he saw Ruan Meng smiling at himself: "Let's eat something first."

Fenghuang stopped, raised his head and asked Ruan Meng, "Can I order a feather here?"

Ruan Meng shook his head: "No need, your feathers will grow back soon."

Fenghuang walked with small steps, with two wings tied behind his back, with a deep look: "A plucked Phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken..."

"Will be fine."

Fenghuang looked up, looked at Ruan Meng and nodded.Seeing the white dumpling on his head, he narrowed his glasses and said, "Glutinous rice?"

Tuanzi called Nuomizi opened his eyes and saw the hairless phoenix on the ground shaking the buds on its head, as if laughing.

Until Ruan Meng took Shuya to the laboratory, Fenghuang was still staring at his back.

Bai Hu stepped forward and touched Phoenix: "Are you coveting my boss?"

Fenghuang shook his head, with doubts in his eyes: "I just think that glutinous rice is a bit familiar, but I can't remember where I've seen it..."

"Nuomizi?" Baihu licked his mouth and said to the octopus, "Bajiao, let's order glutinous rice tonight. I want to eat it."

Fenghuang turned his head and shouted from his acquaintance: "Add me, brother Hu treats you!"

From this day on, Fenghuang will temporarily live in the Coffin Bookstore.

As a super-beautiful beast, such things as baldness are actually quite self-respecting.

But after looking at the mirror for a long time, after getting used to it, I found that it doesn't seem so ugly.

At least my figure is still there.

Baihu was speechless when he saw Fenghuang gesticulating his biceps and wings in front of the mirror. He really didn't understand. Isn't a fat and soft body the most secure?

It's cold in November, and many monsters have entered the hibernation period.

Baihu didn't have much sales performance this month, so he immediately set his sights on Phoenix.

His entry point is very simple, which is to push what is long hair to Phoenix.

However, Phoenix has no resistance to such things as long hair, and basically buys whatever Baihu says.

Lying on the sofa and watching TV, the snacks used for recreation are hair growth pills.

For dinner at night, there is also a good hair growth hormone on the plate.

Even when Fenghuang took a bath, Baihu recommended ginger body wash and ginger shampoo to him.

After several days of unremitting efforts, a layer of light fluff finally grew on Fenghuang's body.

Although it is still very inconspicuous, Phoenix is ​​quite satisfied, in short, it is better than nothing.

In the past few days, Gu Huo Niao basically came to see Fenghuang every day.

Baihu said before that Fenghuang is a master of drama.

Normally Ruan Meng didn't think there was anything wrong with Fenghuang, but every time the girl came to the door.Fenghuang, who was supposed to be so powerful, immediately collapsed on the sofa, showing a dejected look.

Gu Huo Niao was already feeling guilty, but seeing this was even more pity.

But no matter what he said, Fenghuang just didn't want to go back with him.

After Gu Huo Niao left, Ruan Meng asked Feng Feng: "Why bother?"

She obviously wanted to follow her, so why did she pretend she didn't want to.

"Young man, these are all routines." Fenghuang took out a pill containing hair growth pills from behind the sofa, turned on the TV and lay down happily.

Ruan Meng raised his eyebrows, not really wanting to know what kind of routine this is.

On the tenth day after the shell was broken, Phoenix's body was still covered with a light layer of fluff.

Looking at his bald self in the mirror, Fenghuang couldn't help but miss his fashionable golden battle suit.

Octopus picked up the courier and sorted it. When he saw a recipient named "My Little Cutie", he couldn't help but ask, "Who is my Little Cutie?"

"Huh," Baihu frowned, shaking his head, "No one wants to be your cutie."

Octopus didn't bother to talk to him, so he opened the express delivery when he saw no one was talking.

There are all kinds of small clothes in various colors.There is also a letter attached.Octopus just checked the size of the clothes, and then sent the package to Fenghuang: "It's yours."

The letter was written by Gu Huo Niao, and it was nothing more than to say that it was cold, so she sewed some clothes for fear that Phoenix would not be able to withstand the cold.

Fenghuang pouted and complained: "Idiot, who wants to wear clothes..."

Ten minutes later, Fenghuang came out in a third suit and asked Baihu, "Does it look good?"

Baihu still answered before: "The clothes look good, like a bird."

On the other hand, Octopus saw his eyes light up, and repeatedly praised Phoenix in clothes.

"If this spreads on the Internet, it should be able to start a pet blog." After a long time in marketing and navy, Octopus thinks it has some ability to capture fashion and fashion.

Bai Hu couldn't help agreeing: "But try it, then the money you owe me for the product will be settled."

Fenghuang didn't think there was any point in posting a few photos, and besides, it would really cost a lot of money to go out in the future.

A few people hit it off and did what they said.

That night, an ID called "Super Cool Phoenix Baby" became a hot search.

Click to see, the blogger uploaded a photo of Jiugongge.

It's obviously a bald bird, but when you put on clothes and sunglasses, it looks cute and cool for no reason.

As a well-known pet blogger today, "Little Brother Hu the Elf" immediately forwarded this Weibo——

@精神胡小兄: In society, my brother Feng, I don’t have many handsome birds.

I am used to seeing furry and cute animals. At first glance, some people said that they were immediately attracted to this hairless animal——

@雷雷_胖: Oh, my little brother is really super handsome, I really like this kind of freestyle! !

@卷发的莫嗤: I want to call Brother Feng, I want to socialize with Brother Feng φ(≧ω≦*)

Happy Birthday @送人优宝宝宝宝: I saw Hu Xiaodi and wanted to raise a little fox, but now I see Feng Ge and I want to raise a bird.Oops, it's so hard to choose.

@飞会sleep for seven hours: A patient with sharp-mouthed phobia said that he really doesn't know where everyone's cuteness is.Like me, I don’t dare to watch this kind of QAQ about chickens, birds, etc.

……

Many netizens left messages asking what kind of bird Brother Feng is.

Some people also wondered if it was a chicken with bald hair.

In this regard, Fenghuang stepped on the keyboard with his paws, and replied to a certain netizen——

@超酷凤宝宝: Brother Feng is a phoenix!

Yes, the fox blogger said his fox is a nine-tailed fox.

A bald bird blogger says his bird is a phoenix.

Well, it seems that everyone still likes serious nonsense.

Fenghuang's fans are constantly increasing, and there are naturally some real and some fake.

Before Bai Hu went to bed, he did not forget to tell the octopus to keep his claws under control, and not to make more than [-] million retweets.

Octopus said calmly that he will definitely pay attention this time.

In the second half of the night, I watched the fan growth trend gradually slow down.

Or just set up a program and get him 200 million followers...

The next morning, Baihu got up to check the number of followers on Weibo.

Seeing this, he almost laughed angrily: "Bazhuo, are you messing around again?"

"No... 200 million fans are not many... Ah, I'm sorry, I was too sleepy last night. I accidentally added two extra zeros when generating the settings..."