The days when the psychic engaged in farming

Probably because the previous [-] million retweets were given to everyone for psychological construction. When seeing Brother Feng's Weibo fans become [-] million overnight, no one took it too seriously.

After all, this is not the first time Sina has smoked like this, is it?

Octopus quickly switched the data back to the normal level of falsification.Even so, Phoenix has become an internet celebrity and cute pet.

Like the Nine-Tailed Fox, once you become famous, you will naturally have partners coming to you.

Fenghuang chose a few leather clothing brands, but only helped to take photos and upload them to the Internet.Just bring in the name of the store, and you will get a few million.

Fenghuang never thought that there would be such benefits without Mao.

Soon, #社会你凤哥，鸟帅毛不多# became a frequent visitor to Weibo.

Every day, many netizens come to pay attention to Brother Feng, making various confessions and various jokes.

But Fenghuang always felt that something was missing in his life.

Day by day, the phoenix's fur is getting longer and longer, and the number of times he looks out of the window is also increasing.

That night, Ruan Meng went to the kitchen to get milk after finishing the experiment.

Just happened to see Fenghuang with his back to himself, quietly looking out the window.

Ruan Meng stepped forward, lowered his head, and saw Gu Huoniao standing downstairs.

The glass is made of special material, people outside cannot see the situation inside, but people inside can easily see the outside world.

Gu Huo Niao dragged the suitcase, and it seemed that the suitcase had just returned from flying.

He stood downstairs with his head up for a long while, and after a while he dragged the box and turned around to leave.

The street lamps stretched his shadow very long, making him look a little lonely.

"Are you going with him?"

Phoenix subconsciously said: "No..."

"But you want to go to him, don't you?"

"Yes, but not now."

Ruan Meng raised his eyebrows knowingly: "Is it another routine?"

Fenghuang hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Probably so." After a while, he said indignantly, "He doesn't come to me anymore, he has no sincerity at all."

Ruan Meng looked at Fenghuang quietly, and moved his lips after a long time: "He has been here many times, and you said no. There is no obligation, and he has been rejected or waited."

Phoenix was silent.

Ruan Meng asked again: "Do you hate him for making you bald?"

"How come, I'm not that stingy. I'm just angry. He didn't want me back then, but insisted on sending me back..."

"No one is born to perfectly adapt to the new identity." Ruan Meng said, suddenly raised his finger to point at the dumpling on his head, "I once, thought about killing it, and I did that..."

As soon as Tuanzi saw Ruan Meng's hand, he rushed to hug him, rubbed his fingers together, yawned and squinted at Fenghuang.

Ever since Dafeng came to Guancai Bookstore, Ruan Meng had never been separated from Tuanzi.

"I thought you two had a good relationship." Everyone could see Tuanzi's dependence on Ruan Meng, and Ruan Meng was closer to Tuanzi than others.

"I once wanted to kill it, but then I spent another 200 years to make it grow." Ruan Meng squeezed the belly of the dumpling and continued to Fenghuang, "I just said this to tell you that nothing You learn it slowly. If you don’t want to be involved with Gu Huo Niao, then it’s okay. If you want to, sooner or later you will be related, why waste it?”

Tuanzi sat in Ruan Meng's palm and yawned lazily.

"It's getting late, rest early."

Ruan Meng said goodnight to Fenghuang and went back to the bedroom.

Fenghuang stood by the window, looked at the dimly lit street lamp, and made a decision...

Although the tree buds have changed shape, they still like to sleep on top of Ruan Meng's head.

Strange to say, when other people are around, the heads of the dumplings are covered with little green shoots.

Only when she is alone with Ruan Meng, the little green shoots on her head will turn into little flowers.

Ruan Meng turned off the light and lay on the bed, while Tuanzi obediently lay beside his face.

"Hello." In the darkness, Ruan Meng suddenly said, "I just remembered that you don't have a name yet. What should I call you?"

While speaking, the previous green shoots appeared in Ruan Meng's mind.

He raised the corner of his mouth and asked Tuanzi, "How about calling Yaya?"

The dumpling rubbed against Ruan Meng's face to protest, but Ruan Meng obviously misunderstood its meaning: "Since you like it, let's call it Ya Ya. Good night, Ya Ya."

"Jiujiu!" The named Tuanzi closed his eyes and moved the top of Ruan Meng's head, found a comfortable position and fell asleep...

It was Bai Hu who first discovered that Phoenix was missing.

"The Phoenix is ​​missing!"

As soon as Ruan Meng came together, he heard Bai Hu talking about the disappearance of Phoenix.

"Have you checked to see if his things are still there?"

"Hair growth pills, body wash, shampoo, and his clothes...all disappeared! Isn't that strange!"

Ruan Meng shook his head: "All the things are taken away, which means that it's not because of any unexpected situation, but that we left with preparation, rather than being coerced."

"That's true." Bai Hu nodded, and couldn't help but said, "But he is unfamiliar with the place in the human world, where can he go?"

"Wait, you'll know."

At [-]:[-] in the morning, Guancai Bookstore received an additional comment——

It's my aunt, not my aunt: I thought I would never see my baby again, but I didn't expect to come back by myself a few mornings.

But this is the first time I have seen a phoenix in human form, taller than me, handsomer than me, bigger than me, hey.I have no experience in feeding such a big baby at all, but this time I will learn how to be a qualified breeder!

Has Phoenix turned into a human being? ,

Bai Hu can naturally imagine how coquettish the humanized phoenix is, and he is also a showman——

Gee.

Thinking about it, Bai Hu replied to Gu Huo Niao's comment.

Reply from the shopkeeper: I wish you good luck, dear, please feel free to contact us if you have any questions.Please keep in mind that our service concept is that the Guancai Bookstore is waiting for you regardless of the wind or rain.

As soon as I replied, Wangxin popped up a new consultation message——

Ibadbad: Is the old man there?

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Dear, is there anything I can do for you?

Ibadbad: I heard my old man say that you can customize everything here, right?

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: In theory, yes, I don’t know what you want to customize specifically?

Ibadbad: Don't be afraid of me telling you, I want that kind of tattoo on the whole back, it's shocking, cool, and looks badass!

……

When customers came to the door, Bai Hu originally thought that he would meet a social elder brother with "big gold chains, big watches, and three small barbecues every day".

But he didn't expect to be a young man with a fair appearance and a bit of a delicate appearance.

Bai Hu checked the registration list and asked, "Evil ghost?"

The evil ghost nodded: "Yes."

As soon as he saw Ruan Meng, the evil ghost sent up the letter of introduction in his hand: "Brother Segui introduced me."

Ruan Meng nodded and opened the letter——

"gentlemen:

Ghost here.First of all, thank you for changing me. I now live a very full and fulfilling life every day.

This friend is a newcomer to the human world for employment. He originally asked me to learn to have fun and do evil, but he didn't know that I was no longer the superficial me I used to be.

I tried to influence him with the ideas you instilled in me, but his ideas are still very dangerous.

In desperation, I can only ask Mr. to find a way to help him.

This young man's mind is dangerous.

What I want to customize this time is a positive evil ghost. Is it possible?

Finally, according to international practice, what should have been written was "kiss you a hundred times", but the pain of being pumped is still engraved in the depths of my memory.

Well then, let's live in peace, Mr...."

Ruan Meng closed the ghost's letter and raised his head to communicate with the customer: "Why do you want to get a tattoo?"

The evil ghost gritted his teeth, with a look of resentment: "In order to make me look worse..."

The whole underworld is responding to the underworld's "re-employment policy for ghosts and gods", and evil ghosts are no exception.

Thinking of going to the human world to do evil, the evil ghost couldn't help rubbing his hands excitedly.

You know, the management of the underworld has been very strict these years.Evil spirits never find a chance to do evil.

After finally being able to go to the human world, the evil spirit wants to show off its skills.

But when he arrived in the human world, he was disappointed to find that those seniors who were so bad in his bones had turned into an honest look when they arrived in the human world.

The big evil ghost most admired by the evil ghost, dragged the evil ghost to the barbecue stand and wept bitterly: "Brother, do you know? If human beings become bad, there will be no evil ghosts..."

The evil ghost later found out that the big evil ghost was tricked by humans into taking out a loan, and got up early every day to make money and pay off the debt.

The evil spirits cannot accept this status quo.

They are evil spirits!How can it be compared to humans?

I want to do evil!

I want to do evil!

Evil spirits with this kind of belief go out into the street and beat anyone who passes by.

Not long after, a few policemen came over, stepped forward and held down the beaten one, and began to praise the evil spirit.

Only then did the evil spirit know that the person he hit was a criminal who had been on the run for a long time.

The goblin, bestowed with the title of zealous citizen, could not take such a blow.

He worked very hard to do evil, but by mistake, he was regarded as the righteous side every time.

When the evil ghost thought that sooner or later he would make a big ticket, he met the sei ghost.

"Sir, after the tattoo, I'm supposed to look bad, bad."

Ruan Meng adjusted the dye, and answered the wrong question: "Shouldn't there be any conflicts like this again."

When the evil ghost blocked the bed, he repeatedly told Ruan Meng to make him look like the distinctive freestyle of BADBAD.

Ruan Meng nodded and gave him a breathing anesthetic.Turning around, Octopus brought a thick policy book over: "Turn to page five."

Octopus followed suit, and was dumbfounded when he saw the content: "Boss, this doesn't seem to be the badbadfreestyle that the customer wanted..."

Ruan Meng started to tattoo the evil ghost according to what was written in the book: "You made a mistake, this time the customer is a ghost..."

On the night after the evil ghost left, Guancai Bookstore received a new comment——

I love learning even more: I recommend my friends to come here, and I am very satisfied with the result.Since my friend got the "Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces" tattooed on her body, she no longer thinks about harming society at all.Every day we are engaged in ideological collisions between "socialist core values" and "eight honors and eight disgraces".

That feeling is really goodgood!