I'm a thousand years older than you

Maybe it's because I lived in the mountains for a long time and didn't know how time went by. This day, Lu Ye leaned against the door in vain and saw the sky was bright and wide. Although the leaves on the trees hadn't turned golden, they gradually showed a depression. God, after calculating the time, I have been isolated here for nearly a month.

It is not quite appropriate to say "isolation".There are often visitors to the valley where Wuyi trains, and most of them come to Lu Yebai.Because it was inconvenient for him to go down the mountain, Master Ruan came to give acupuncture. This uncultivated Taoist nun saw a strange person in a mountain, her eyes sparkled with excitement, and by taking care of Lu Yebai's injury, He insisted on staying and lived next door.

Duan Yuming also came here a few times when he was free, not to mention the Wuyi members who stayed in the valley every day and beat each other.Except for the first few days when he and Wen Zihe were locked together and couldn't go out, in the next few days, he was able to come and go freely in the valley—as long as someone around him was watching, and this person, generally They are all Wenzi River.

After a moment of ecstasy, Wen Zihe got up and walked behind him, and put a coat over the thin coat for him: "Do you feel the temperature has dropped?"

Lu Yebai tightened his robe with one hand, pointed to one side and said, "Autumn is here - it seems that it happened in one night. You can see that all the leaves on that tree fell off, because Fengqi Mountain is not an ordinary place. Mountains, so the speed of the seasons is also unusual?"

"Oh." Wen Zihe took a look, and said flatly, "That might be a good thing for Wandan to do."

Autumn named "Wan Dan" borrowed Wen Zihe's dragon tooth yesterday, intending to go out to arrest Ying Qi. Before leaving, he used the tree to test the blade, and then strode out of the valley under the fallen leaves. .Wen Zihe told the ins and outs, and Lu Yebai's face was a little dark: "I really wish I could catch him myself."

He naturally understood what was going on with the "Wenzihe" on the top of the extreme cold that day. Even though he was already holding the real and warm Wenzihe in his arms, sometimes there would still be some kind of panic and shock. uncomfortable illusion.

Wen Zihe patted him on the shoulder: "Just leave it to Wu Yi to arrest people—not to mention this, I got permission to take you down the mountain today, will you go?"

Lu Yebai was taken aback.Although in this month, relying on the suppression of golden needles and zhiguangyan, the monster power on his body has never committed a crime, Ying Hui's consciousness has long been sealed, and he cannot come out to make trouble.But as long as there is still potential danger on him, Duan Yuming will not let him go down the mountain, this is also what the two of them agreed at the beginning.

"I said something was left in Xijing, and I need to go back and get it." Wen Zihe said, "Bring you along."

"Is there really something? Or do you have something to do when you go back?" Lu Yebai asked.

"No." Wen Zihe paused, "I want to take you home to have a look."

Lu Yebai immediately understood that the home he was talking about was naturally not Wen's house, but his home.With his current status as a "rank/lower/prisoner", it is of course not suitable for him to make any demands. Even if he is worried about it, he is unwilling to say it to embarrass Wen Zihe. Unexpectedly, Wen Zihe also thought of this, and even Take him down the mountain and go home.

His heart moved, Wen Zihe handed him a stack of clothes.

"Put it on. But these are my clothes." Wen Zihe looked him up and down, "Well...should be able to wear it too."

Probably because it has been closed for a long time, most of the monsters in Fengqi Mountain wear ancient robes. Lu Yebai suddenly saw that what he handed over was a shirt and jeans, plus a black windbreaker, and felt a little strange. feel.

The two of them each changed into a suit. Wen Zihe's well-fitting shirt was a little tight on Lu Yebai's body, but fortunately, a windbreaker was added on the outside, which also looked very slender and straight.Wen Zihe only wore a thin light-colored sweater and black pants.In Fengqi Mountain, he only had these two sets of clothes, and each of them wore one separately. There was an inexplicable sense of harmony, as if he had deliberately matched the color and style.

"Tell me." Lu Yebai stared at Wen Zihe's hand turning the car key, "Will my parents call the police?"

Wen Zihe put one hand on the steering wheel: "I asked Uncle Fang to call the police. It's just that Uncle Fang is a little out of touch with the society. I'm afraid I can only make up excuses from TV dramas to fool you. You have to be good at revealing your secrets." Prepare."

He originally asked Uncle Fang, intending to make a confession.But Uncle Fang slapped his head so hard that he didn't remember the reason he just made up at that time.Now it seems that the two have no choice but to bite the bullet and go back.

Lu Yebai sat upright on the co-pilot, seemed a little nervous, and closed his eyes: "It doesn't matter, let fate——Is there any more of the hypnotic drug you gave me before?"

Wen Zihe coughed: "...and more."

"If it doesn't work, just wrong my parents... Anyway, there are no side effects." Lu Yebai opened his eyes, and suddenly turned to him, "Speaking of which, you haven't settled the debt with you, yet you actually gave me medicine?"

Wen Zihe was speechless, but after all, there was such a thing back then, and he absolutely couldn't let it go, so he had no choice but to say, "Well... I was wrong."

Lu Yebai hummed twice: "This account must be kept."

For more than a month, the two were inseparable, Wen Zihe still doted on Lu Yebai all the time, but Lu Yebai became more aggressive, showing his narrow-mindedness that he hadn't committed before, and "keeping accounts" for every little thing.Wen Zihe reckoned that if he had a physical account book in his hand, it would be as thick as an Oxford dictionary.But Lu Yebai just talked about it, and never asked him for any debts.He also responded smoothly: "You can remember, but when do you plan to get it back?"

"Hmm..." Lu Yebai seemed to have thought of something, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he quickly pressed it down, but there was still a smile in his eyes. Fortunately, Wen Zihe was driving, looking straight ahead, and didn't see him This smirking face, "Wait until you recover from your injury."

His voice was very soft, just as Wen Zihe rolled down the car window, the autumn wind rushed in through the gap, blowing away his voice: "What?"

"It's nothing." Lu Yebai waved his hands, feeling his throat was a bit dry, so he coughed, "Sooner or later."

The creditor surnamed Lu on this road was full of thoughts, and even when he got out of the car, his footsteps were a little fluttering. Wen Zihe knocked on the car window with one hand, pulling him back from the state of fugue: "Here, I'm nervous ?”

He thought that Lu Yebai kept silent, still glanced at him from time to time, and turned his head to look at the scenery as if nothing had happened after he found out, all because of his timidity of being close to his hometown, and he was too embarrassed to tell him.Little did he know that Lu Yebai was a little apprehensive when he first got into the car, but the topic of his thoughts after that had nothing to do with going home.

When Lu Yebai was asked such a question, he hurriedly stopped the car in his mind. At the same time, a sense of nervousness and apprehension quickly enveloped him, and he nodded: "I hope Uncle Fang will not make up the story that I was captured by aliens. Experiment with this bullshit reason."

Wen Zihe smiled: "Just say that you were kidnapped by me to do experiments."

"No." Lu Yebai said seriously, "If you want to take me away, I will definitely pack myself up in advance, so there is no need to tie me up."

"Yebai?" The two were about to walk home, when they heard this familiar voice, Wen Zihe immediately moved the distance between Lu Yebai and Lu Yebai slightly by turning his head around. When standing side by side, they are always used to standing very close, but obviously, this close distance is not suitable for showing to outsiders—especially in front of Lu's mother.

"I look a bit like the back, it's really you!" Lu's mother quickly walked up, looked Lu Yebai up and down, and asked doubtfully, "You came back so soon? Didn't you say that you will go for half a year?"

Suddenly meeting his mother by chance, Lu Yebai felt guilty and nervous, and replied vaguely: "Well, it's over early."

Too much talk is bound to fail, he didn't know what reason Uncle Fang was talking about, so he had to follow his mother's words.

"That's good, I said..." Mother Lu pushed her glasses, "Isn't this Zihe? I didn't pay attention to it just now. I thought it was one of his classmates. If you want to come, don't say hello in advance. What can I do?" None of them!"

"What do you want to buy when you go back to your home?" Wen Zihe smiled. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the big and small bags in Lu's mother's hand, and stepped forward to take them, changing the subject without leaving a trace, "Auntie went shopping?"

"Yes, I bought a lot of discounts in the mall. Hey, the clothes on Yebai are very nice. I haven't seen you wearing them. I bought them new?" Lu's mother was empty-handed, so she had time to adjust the collar of Lu Yebai's windbreaker, and immediately He was keenly aware of something, "It's not like you would buy it, your girlfriend bought it for you?"

Wen Zihe, who was walking forward with a big bag and a small bag, paused, and then heard Lu Yebai reply: "I borrowed it to wear."

"I thought you and that big group of students went out to investigate some kind of spark of love." Lu's mother shook her head, and was about to give an example of "other people's children", but then she thought that Wen Zihe was also a bachelor, and sighed With a sigh of relief, "Go back to the blind date, the two of you go together, maybe if you match, you can hold the wedding together."

Lu Yebai agreed without hesitation, seeming a little happy: "Okay, let's do it together."

Lu's mother couldn't imagine why Lu Yebai, who has always been very resistant to blind dates, was a little happy after hearing that sentence. Only when Lu Yebai was about to graduate and knew that she was worried about life-long events, she took out her words Started to educate the two of them according to the usual routine, such as "start a family first, then start a career", and then "the will left by the grandfather in my hometown", etc., and so on.

For these words of hers, Lu Yebai always went into his left ear and out of his right ear, and only slowed down his pace. When his mother walked from him to the front, he quietly pulled Wen Zihe behind her, and said in a low voice : "Did you hear that? My mother urged us to get married."

Wen Zihe's lips moved: "Are you sure it's us?"

"Me." Lu Yebai pointed to himself, and then to him, "You, our mother said that the wedding will be held together, can you resist? Anyway, I dare not."

He was grinning out of shape, and he didn't look at the road, only at Wen Zihe.Wen Zihe patted him helplessly: "Be careful of the steps."

Unfortunately, it was too late, Lu Yebai, who was immersed in the joy of "holding the wedding", staggered, and almost wished his mother's back a happy new year on the stairs.

"Take it easy." Wen Zihe said in a low voice, "I will definitely ask you for details when I enter the house later."

Sure enough, the three of them went into the room and sat down. Mother Lu poured two glasses of water and put them on the coffee table, then she couldn't hold back and asked, "Why did it end early? Are you done with the investigation?"

Lu Yebai made a random "hmm" by drinking water.

"Tsk, don't tell me in advance if you want to come back." Mother Lu shook her head, "I should ask your dad to pick it up, what a trouble Zihe. The train station is a long way from here. But doesn't your professor have a car? Oh, Maybe not on the way?"

Seeing her casual care getting deeper and deeper, Wen Zihe hurriedly said: "Not far, I happen to be nearby, besides, I haven't seen him for a long time."

"Isn't that right? I can't even make a video call. When I make a call, it says there is no signal." Mother Lu sat down on the sofa and waved to Lu Yebai. Not tanned, hey Zihe, the mountain he went to is also in the northwest, could it be the same line as you walked?"

Lu Yebai opened his mouth and said, "No. Is there anything to eat at home? I'm hungry."

In fact, it doesn't matter if he doesn't eat. When he mentioned eating at this time, on the one hand, he wanted to change the topic. On the other hand, he also missed the warmth of having a meal together.

"Eat some fruit first." Lu's mother glanced at the clock on the wall and stood up, "Sit down for a while, I'll buy what you want to eat. Fortunately, it's morning, and the food is still fresh now."

Lu Yebai ordered a few dishes with great interest, and sent his mother out the door. Then he leaned against the door panel and laughed: "I don't think I'll need that magical soup, anyway, it might not work."

Wen Zihe sighed: "Uncle Fang's Mishen Tang planted on you once, don't hold on to it."

"This won't work. As the chief culprit, you have to be prepared to be whipped by me for the rest of your life." Lu Yebai hooked his fingers at him, Wen Zihe leaned closer, and heard him ask: "What if I was really hypnotized by Uncle Fang at that time?" , I don’t remember anything, what will it be like now?”

This question is really not very easy to answer.Wen Zihe didn't like to make any assumptions about the future, and his imagination was very poor, so he casually threw the question back: "What do you think?"

Lu Yebai grabbed his hand, pulled him to his side, stood up, the two of them switched positions instantly, Wen Zihe's back hit the door, Lu Yebai leaned close to his ear, and used a kind of Said in a moderate voice: "Hey, anyway, you owe me something, I ask you a question, can you answer it with a sincere look?"

"Uncle." Wen Zihe pushed his chest.

"It's useless to call me dad." Lu Yebai was very satisfied with the current atmosphere of torture, and simply put one hand on Wen Zihe's ear, and was about to speak, when Wen Zihe used some force in his hand, forcing him turned around.

Standing in front of the two of them was Papa Lu, who was wearing home clothes and slippers.

Lu Yebai, who was majestic just a second ago, immediately turned into a dog: "...Dad."

Today is a working day, his father should not be at home, so he dared to tease Wen Zihe.Looking at his father's outfit, he should have just woken up... He didn't know how much his father heard. Although his voice was not too loud, considering the ambiguous and close posture of the two just now... it was really difficult Don't make people think wrong.

Father Lu's face was really pretty. He was shocked at first, and then he seemed to feel that he was after all in front of two juniors. He wanted to put on a calm posture like an elder, so he forcibly suppressed the expression on his face. Unfortunately, his facial muscles were under control again. In Wen Zihe's eyes, it becomes a situation of "the mountain is about to come and the wind is full of wind", while in Lu Yebai's eyes, he always feels that his father seems to be kind on the surface in TV dramas, but in reality The villain who is brewing a big conspiracy.

Father Lu—probably not thinking about how to speak—paced to the edge of the sofa, cleared his throat, and then turned his head to look at the two standing there. Although his expression was calm, he was still very unnatural.

Needless to say, these actions and expressions fully made Lu Yebai understand the situation at this time. He signaled Wen Zihe to stay where he was, and stepped forward: "Dad, isn't it hard to accept?"

Father Lu glanced at him, then took the porcelain cup on the table, poured himself a large glass of water, drank it dry, and fell silent again.

Lu Yebai knew his father's temper. After the initial nervousness, he was a little glad that it was his father who ran into him first. His mother has always been the master in this family. Instead of letting his mother know, it is better to win over his father first. Come over, and then slowly infiltrate.After making up his mind, he simply didn't hide his behavior just now: "It's just what you think."

Father Lu took a sip of water, coughed a few times, put down the glass heavily, and said angrily, "One sentence after another, can you let me have a good drink of water?"

Lu Yebai poured him a glass of water: "...you drink."

But there was a tinge of joy in his heart. His dad would only sulk when he was really angry, and he didn't like to talk. Now he can scold him without pain, which shows that his attitude is still a little soft.

The water glass in front of him was filled with water, but Lu's father stopped drinking, looked at Lu Yebai and sighed, then glanced at Wen Zihe again.

Wen Zihe had already walked behind Lu Yebai silently at this time, he didn't know if Lu Yebai really planned to tell his parents, or if he would just take a bowl of medicine afterwards.To him, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter whether he and Lu Yebai are together openly or secretly, as long as they are together.Thinking of the series of reactions that may be brought about by coming out of the closet, he is slightly more inclined to use the magic soup to get everything done.

Lu Yebai was determined to tell the truth, but Lu's father was more complicated than the two of them.He just had a migraine, and he asked for leave to rest at home. Why did he encounter such a scene when he woke up?The headache that I had rested for a while seems to have a tendency to reoccur. If I had known this before, I might as well go to the office.He had been a conscript for two years before, so he was no stranger to homosexuality, and he didn't have any views for or against it, but one day he suddenly found out that his son was Wen Zihe, whom he had grown up with. It feels a little subtle.

"When did it happen? Here, cough, come and sit down." Father Lu originally wanted to keep a straight face and be a little more serious, but his appearance has a kind of gentle temperament, and he is not such a material, usually Li didn't know how to lose his temper, so he waved at the two of them, "Okay, I'm not that fierce. I just want to ask, can this homosexuality change?"

Lu Yebai originally took a step, but after hearing the last sentence, he stood still and stopped walking towards the sofa. It seemed that taking another step there would be a betrayal of his position: "I can't. I don't want to change."

Compared with Papa Lu's tone, the tone of what he said was more serious. Wen Zihe gently tugged at the corner of his clothes, but his hand was caught in his hand. Papa Lu saw this scene , eyes stared straight.

As if announcing some important decision, Lu Yebai grabbed his hand and said, "I'm not gay, so I just like him."

Father Lu finally couldn't hold back his expression anymore, his eyes stayed on the two of them's hands, with the words "unsightly" written all over his face: "Understood, you still want to be embarrassed for a while, don't you?"

Seeing how his son was holding on to him, even if he had a big stick in his hand, he couldn't bear to beat him down—not to mention that the big stick in his hand was a plastic stick.As a person who pays close attention to current affairs, Father Lu is more rational and has a relatively strong ability to accept. Although he cannot say that he fully accepts this matter, he does not accept the fact that "Lu Yebai is his son" and accepts it without personal emotion. Looking at these two people, he was actually not disgusted or angry.

Sensing his father's loose attitude, Lu Yebai was overjoyed: "Dad."

"Stop barking, annoying." His father glared at him angrily, "How long have you two been here?"

Lu Yebai opened his mouth and answered, "It's almost two months."

Father Lu thought to himself, if you grabbed someone's hand and came to challenge me in just two months, they might still want you!But seeing Wen Zihe's eyes on his son, he felt that the previous sentence could not be said, and finally he could only shake his head: "Anyway, you can do it yourself."

"How can I take care of myself?" Lu Yebai seemed a little anxious, and pulled Wen Zihe to sit opposite his father, "My mother, don't you care?"

"You want me to help convince your mother?" Father Lu glared at him, "No way. Beg yourself. I haven't accepted it yet, so don't push your nose."

Lu Yebai was not in a hurry, and said eloquently: "I'm not doing it for myself, you think, my mother is in menopause, if she suddenly finds out about it, she might be so angry, it will affect the body very much. Yes, do you have the heart to see her sad?"

Father Lu: "..."

As a wife-loving madman, he really couldn't bear it.In this way, if he doesn't care about this matter, one day his sensitive wife will find out by herself, and the consequences will seem to be more serious.And by that time, he might end up being implicated in "not reporting what he knew", which would affect the relationship between husband and wife.After thinking about it for a while, Father Lu suddenly understood something, and said in a deep voice, "Are you kidding me?"

Lu Yebai smiled: "Then we are on the same front now?"

Lu's father glanced at him, but didn't say a word, suddenly there were two knocks on the door, several people looked at each other, Lu Yebai got up silently to open the door, saw his mother, and hurriedly took the food in her hand: "Buy this How many."

Lu's mother smiled and said, "Aren't they all the ones you said you want to eat? There are also Zihe's favorites."

Lu's father muttered on the side: "There is nothing I want to eat."

"He's a young man, with a temper like a child." Mother Lu pointed to the bag, "Can I miss you? Is the headache gone?"

Lu's father glanced at Lu Yebai, and his voice seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth: "Okay."

It used to be a physical headache, but now it is a psychological headache. Fortunately, my wife is back, and it seems to be able to improve a little bit.

Lu's father, who was kidnapped and united with his son, sat on the sofa, watching his wife's back busy in the kitchen, and felt an inexplicable sense of guilt for some reason.

"Dad." Lu Yebai was sticky and annoying again, "I've made it difficult for you."

Both of them are treasures in my heart. Father Lu sighed, turned to look at him, and waved his hands: "Okay, you just have to be good."

This time, even if he did nothing wrong, it was Lu Yebai's turn to feel guilty.Then he thought, maybe it was fate. Since he was a child, he had never been attracted to any man or woman, but he fell headlong into the big pit called "Wenzi River" and couldn't climb out.Although he was a little sorry for the second elder, he didn't intend to take a step back.

Instead of retreating in thought, Lu Yebai took a few steps back in action, and gently bumped into Wen Zihe's arms, Wen Zihe whispered: "Is it true that you don't need Mishentang?"

"My little ancestor." Lu Yebai sighed, and turned to look at him, "One day you like the new and hate the old, will you give me a bowl of soup?"

Wen Zihe couldn't agree with this nonsense logic: "One thing is another thing, is it worth letting your parents worry about it?"

"No, in fact, I wanted to do this a long time ago." Seeing that there was still some time before lunch, Lu Yebai simply pulled Wen Zihe closer to his room, and after closing the door, said, "Today is a little hasty , but even if it's not today, even if our dad didn't meet him, I'll find a time to talk about it."

"Our dad" so soon?

Wen Zihe looked at him: "Actually, there is no need..."

"It is necessary." Lu Yebai interrupted him very gently, and lightly twirled his eyebrows with his fingers, "I want to do this, no matter if my lifespan is within a hundred years or a thousand years, I want to live in In this life as a 'human', show them what this son is all about, not pretending."

Except that the "half-demon" thing is too outrageous and needs to be concealed.Other things, if he wants to do as an ordinary person, then he naturally wants to do it now that he is a half-demon.

Wen Zihe's heart moved, and he heard him laughing and saying: "If I don't do this, what will they do if they find me a blind date and force me to get married?"

"You dare." Wen Zihe raised his eyebrows.

"Don't dare." Lu Yebai smiled, "Then are you willing to be my other half and continue to accompany me to live a modern life?"

Wen Zihe was naturally willing.Originally, he was a little worried that Lu Yebai would not be able to adapt to the transformation from a human to a demon, but now it seems that that person thought very clearly, and he probably made a plan long ago.At least for the past few decades, Lu Yebai was still a "human being" and wanted to live in this warm and loving family, but he never thought that Lu Yebai wanted him to be a part of this kind of life.This made his chest surge with warm affection, and he just wanted to hug the person in front of him, but there was a lesson ahead, so of course he had to restrain himself now.

The two exchanged a few words, Mother Lu knocked on the door, and then the door was pushed open, Mother Lu said: "It's time to eat."

"So fast?" Lu Yebai asked in surprise, and then sent a compliment, "You are indeed the queen of our kitchen."

Lu's mother gave him a vengeful look: "I remember you said when you were a child that Zihe cooks better than me."

Lu Yebai: "..."

"Speaking of which, the friendship between you two is quite rare." Lu's mother turned around and sighed as she walked, "It's been more than ten years, it seems to have passed in a blink of an eye. After each married a wife, we should maintain this kind of relationship, don't Forget about the other party. Otherwise, I will be chilled."

If he didn't know that his father would never reveal anything to his mother, Lu Yebai would have suspected that his mother was here to test him, so he hurriedly walked over with Wen Zihe, and winked at Lu's father who was sitting on the chair along the way: "Of course it will last a lifetime."

Lu's father gave him a very sad expression.

Mother Lu naturally didn't know about all these secret words between father and son. She pulled out her chair and waved to Wen Zihe: "Sit here quickly, here are your favorite dishes."

She didn't pay attention when she was talking, but when she looked up, Wen Zihe had already sat down opposite.Wen Zihe smiled, got up quickly, sat down on the seat pointed by Lu's mother, and sighed contentedly: "It's such a blessing."

The lights are warm and yellow, and the autumn rain is gradually falling outside, but the smoke inside the house makes everyone's faces feel warm.Lu's mother suddenly had an illusion. She felt that even if Lu Yebai brought a future daughter-in-law back to meet the parents one day, the atmosphere between everyone should be like this.