How can it be broken to have a pet that eats its owner?

"Crooked, uncle, it's me, Zhong Kunyi. There is something I want to tell you..." Zhong Kunyi dialed Jian Bin's phone number and started to get to the point.However, on the other end of the phone, no one answered.

"I'm Qi Zhikan!" A cold voice came, which startled Zhong Kunyi.

"I don't know why the Greedy Wolf Star Lord is holding Jian Bin's mobile phone. Dare I ask where Jian Bin went? I have something urgent." Zhong Kunyi didn't believe it, a Greedy Wolf Star Lord who didn't even unlock the seal, but was a little loose , What can he do.

"Jian Bin is taking a shower, I'll answer the phone for him. If you have anything to do, tell me!" Qi Zhikan didn't care who was on the phone, as long as it wasn't Jian Bin, hum!

"Forget it, you're a double standard. Meng Zhang hasn't been feeling well lately, and I suspect she's pregnant. I remember that Jian Bin has a hospital that specializes in our special cases and checks. You and Jian Bin Tell me, I'll take my Zhang'er to check it out in a few days." Zhong Kunyi felt that Qi Zhikan's love was ignored, so she directly explained the reason.

"No, Jian Bin doesn't have time. He and I haven't decided yet!" Qi Zhikan categorically rejected Zhong Kunyi's request.

"I'll give you an idea, you just %￥...&*￥￥, then *&%￥#@, that's it. When Jianbin comes out, remember to tell him. If it succeeds, I will I want a red envelope!" Zhong Kunyi gave Qi Zhikan advice on the phone for Meng Zhang.

"...If it can be done, I will give Meng Zhang the spirit pendant I brought when I was in the lower realm. When you have children, the spirit pendant will be a good defense weapon." Qi Zhikan said, revealing in his words There was a hint of a smile.

"Thank you very much. I'll call Zhiming again and ask about Murong's situation. To be honest, it's the first time in so many years that I feel a little nervous! Well, goodbye, I wish you success!" Zhong Kunyi After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and broadcast it to Zhi Ming.

However, it is estimated that Zhi Ming was coaxing the child, or taking care of Murong Li, and did not answer Zhong Kunyi's call at all.There is no other way, Zhong Kunyi can only decide to go to Zhiming to ask about the situation tomorrow when he is free.After all, the suspected pregnant woman at home is going to eat!

Meng Zhang, on the other hand, obviously realized that something was wrong with him.Let's not talk about his originally calm temper these days, it's so scary, even Sister Ke Ke, who usually doesn't dare to yell at her, dares to yell at her, and she can't even eat the food she likes!

It is impossible to say that a dragon and a jiao are not afraid.Even if two people like each other and are attached to each other, they can do anything.However, the instinctive fear of the body still exists.

So usually, Zhong Kunyi is very gentle and doting to Meng Zhang, but she is afraid that the little fear in Meng Zhang's bones will affect her heart.

However, Meng Zhang is the green dragon among the four gods and beasts, and the green dragon belongs to wood, which means kindness and kindness.Therefore, Meng Zhang is usually very gentle and understanding.

Usually when getting along with Zhong Kunyi, apart from being shy and blushing, even when making out, even if it feels uncomfortable, she will not refuse, and will only hug Zhong Kunyi and whisper that it hurts.

But now, he not only dislikes Zhong Kunyi's food, but also complains about Zhong Kunyi's abdominal muscles. He is not stupid.Moreover, his abdominal muscles are really gone, and his entire belly is fleshy.

"Oh? Why is it a little hard here?" Meng Zhang touched his stomach, and suddenly touched a hard round object.

Meng Zhang touched it again in disbelief, and then felt it again, and finally confirmed that he had a lump in his stomach. "Is it because I have some kind of human tumor that makes me so abnormal?"

Just when Meng Zhang was touching his stomach and talking to himself, the hard round object in his stomach suddenly moved, which scared Meng Zhang to death!

"Akun! Come on, help!" Meng Zhang was about to cry. Could it be that human diseases will become more severe when they are applied to divine beasts?Shouldn't it be, the tumor has become a sperm!

"What's the matter, Zhang'er, the meal will be ready soon." Zhong Kunyi, wearing a newly bought bear apron, ran over, still holding a spatula in his hand.

"Look, am I sick? Something is moving in my stomach!" As he spoke, Meng Zhang pointed to his stomach, which was still protruding from one after another, looking like he was about to cry.

Zhong Kunyi looked at the chubby little bag, it came out for a while, and disappeared for a while.Zhong Kunyi used her spiritual power to swim around in Meng Zhang's body, and then took a closer look at Meng Zhang's stomach with her spiritual power. After she was sure, she touched it with trembling hands: "Zhang'er, this is our child." , it’s not something sick.”

"Huh?" This time it was Meng Zhang's turn to be confused: "But, when Murong was pregnant, her stomach was not like this."

"Little fool, Murong's body is fire, and there is a small ball of fire in Huo's body. Of course, I don't feel anything. You forgot, you are a dragon, born of an egg. I am Yu, although I was transformed from the bone on the forehead of the Father God, But it is also a beast. Our child must be an egg." As he spoke, Zhong Kunyi pointed to the egg that was still rolling in Meng Zhang's stomach, and explained it to Meng Zhang.

"So, this is our child?" Meng Zhang touched it in disbelief, and then took a good look inside with his spiritual power, and then confirmed Zhong Kunyi's statement.

"Zhang'er, I'm so excited, I...I'm going to be a father, I'm going to give our baby a good name! I'm going to call my uncle Jian Bin and the others! I...I'm going to talk to Sister Keke Please leave, I will take good care of you at home!" Zhong Kunyi was a little incoherent.

"Relax, Akun, you touch it. Don't worry, I can take care of myself. You help me look for it on the bookshelf. There should be instructions in the parenting book that the elder left me." Meng Zhang couldn't laugh or cry. Looking at Zhong Kunyi who seemed to have drunk fake wine, he smiled softly and comforted him.

"Hey, hey, Zhang'er, do you think this child will be a cute little green dragon, or a little jiu?" Zhong Kunyi began to think about the future with Meng Zhang while looking for the dragon family's parenting secrets.

"Anything is fine, as long as it's our child." Meng Zhang rubbed his stomach, staring at the front with some empty eyes, but his heart was full of hope for the future.

On the other side, Qi Zhikan got Zhong Kunyi's suggestion and successfully separated from Jian Bin.The next morning, when Zhong Kunyi called to announce the good news, Jian Bin frowned, woke Qi Zhikan up with a pillow, and asked him to answer the phone.

And Jian Bin himself supported his waist, turned around, covered himself with a quilt, and fell asleep again.As for Uncle Jian Bin, will he make trouble after knowing that it was Zhong Kunyi who made the move? Hehehe, guess what?

☆, extra episode [-]: Handbook for Landlord's Stupid Son Chasing His Wife (Zhi Li)

The elder brother Jian Bin was very surprised that his second younger brother Zhi Ming was able to find a Taoist partner the first time.You know, among the four guardian beasts, Zhiming is the most foolish one waiting to die.

However, as a student.The god of reproduction and the god of command, Zhiming is more concerned.Although, his own movements of dancing the Great God are not as good-looking as the Taoist boy in his cave.

However, Jian Bin, as the head of the four beasts, was still very worried about whether Zhiming would become the only one among the four beasts.

You know, from the day Jian Bin became conscious, he was married to the destined wolf star.As for Ling Guang's appearance, there is no one to like it.Only Meng Zhang and Jian Bin were less worried.

Not to mention his gentle personality, but his youthful face, how many immortals in Honghuang liked him back then.Not to mention that Hongjun Patriarch rescued Meng Zhang during the dragon and phoenix catastrophe, and directly made him one of the four holy beasts.

And as a mythical beast Xuanwu who has lived for more than [-] years, Zhiming's greatest hobby is to play while sleeping.After the prehistoric world was broken, Zhiming was very bored all day long because his former playmates: Jade Rabbit Jing and Chang'e went to the lunar star.

Zhi Ming had no choice but to change back to his original form, found a relatively deep lake, and went to sleep at the bottom of the lake.

This sleep has lasted for tens of thousands of years, and when I opened my eyes, the sea has already changed.The lake where Zhiming was hiding had turned into a small hill.As for Zhiming's real body, it was covered with mud and stones.

Fortunately, here is a sparsely populated place, so Zhi Ming's real body was not discovered.However, Zhi Ming, who had slept for too long, wanted to play in the world.

Zhi Ming has been away for hundreds of years. Although he had contact with everyone several times, he cut off the contact in a hurry.

When we meet again, Zhi Ming is leading Murong Li who is dressed in red, and Murong Li is still kicking one in the stomach.

Several other people asked about Zhiming's specific situation, but except for Meng Zhang who met Zhiming by chance and knew something, the other Zhimings kept silent.

Later, Zhiming, as a winner in life, published a book, which described the process of him and Murong Li from acquaintance to acquaintance, and finally to love and marriage.At this point, everyone knew that it was not easy for Zhi Ming and Murong Li to be together.

Of course, this book is divided into two versions, one version is in the fairy world; spread, the other version is a big hit in the mortal world.Because there are some inhuman things that cannot be seen by them.

The following is an excerpt from Zhi Ming's "How to Pursue Your Lover":

"The first time I met Ali was when I was introduced to be a model. I didn't know anything at the time, but my partner was Ali. The first time I saw him, I thought, he is so beautiful!

We have been working together for about a year.Over the past year or so, we have slowly rented a house together, getting to know each other, and running in with each other.I think we both like each other..."

"Later, I plucked up the courage to confess to Ali. However, Ali rejected me, saying that he didn't want to fall in love. (How is it possible, Ali loves me!)

But, I don't believe it!A person's eyes can't be deceiving. When Ali looked at me, his eyes were so gentle.Although he usually doesn't talk much, he is even more cold to others. (But, who am I, I am Zhiming! Why would A Li refuse to agree to me?)

A few days later, in order not to embarrass me, Ali took the initiative to tell the boss of the company that he did not want to shoot magazines with me anymore.At that time, everyone said that he was withdrawn and arrogant, and he didn't fit in with others.Only I know that he is doing it for my own good (as expected, Ali loves me!)..."

"It took another half a year before I realized why Ali didn't agree to be with me. During this time, I heard that Ali was not doing well. Because he usually doesn't like to talk, and he doesn't communicate with others. Slowly, the boss seldom gave him resources. Later, he even asked him to drink with clients.

It was also by chance that he injured a client who was a picky hand to him.The boss threatened him and asked him to apologize, otherwise he would be banned from the modeling industry.He was very angry. I saw Lihuo appearing from behind him, and only then did I know that he rejected me because he was afraid that his identity as a demon would scare me (that old pervert, see if I don't kill him!)... "

"He had a big fight with the boss, then left the company, and I also terminated the contract. I found him and told him that I am also a demon, a turtle demon (Xuanwu is also a turtle, um)..."

"We fell in love in the third year of our acquaintance. The first time I lay on the same bed with Ali, I was very excited. Of course, when I woke up the next day, I held Ali's smooth and tender body in my arms." When the skin is on, I am even more excited (嘿嘿嘿嘿)..."

"...I met Meng Zhang, and he told me to tell the truth. I'll tell you..."

"A Li punished me to sleep in the living room for a month, sad~~(╯﹏╰)b"

"Later, I followed Zhong Kunyi's idea and sneaked into Ali's bedroom, and then (hehehehe)..."

"A Li is pregnant, I am very happy, although I am quite worried about the way of heaven. However, Meng Zhang is right, existence is reasonable."

"Ali gave birth to a daughter, so beautiful!"

"A Li named her daughter Ye Yu, Zhi Ye Yu. Ye means harmony, lightness, and assistance. It means cuteness, kindness, and obedience;

The basic meaning of Yu is the same as "Jie", which means beautiful, intelligent, beautiful, and has a beautiful meaning.Means smart, beautiful, Hui Li, a hundred clever meanings. "

"Yu'er is three years old today, and A Li is pregnant again. I'm so happy (although she slept in the living room again)..."

"A Li is so pretty, A Li is the best, A Li, A Li, A Li..."

After closing the book, Jian Bin shook his head helplessly.Forget it, Zhiming like this is pretty good, at least Murong doesn't dislike him.Just don't dislike it!

Today, Jian Bin broke his heart again because of his younger brothers!

The author has something to say: Fanwai drops from time to time, if there is any cp Fanwai you want to watch, you can leave a message