How can it be broken to have a pet that eats its owner?

Zhong Kunyi and Meng Zhang couldn't sleep for several days because of the impending arrival of their new life.Zhong Kunyi contacted old friends who hadn't been in touch for many years, one by one, and even Queen Mother Xi, who stayed behind closed doors, knew that Zhong Kunyi was going to have a queen.

And the other three uncles, after learning the news in the group chat...

(Four Divine Beasts and their families)

A Li's Xiao Ming: "Ah? I said that you are a dead rabbit with fast hands and feet. My family A Li has not yet cultivated well, and there is good news from your side. Thanks to me, I am still worried about you!"

Zhong Fang Fang Tuyi: "What? We don't need you to worry about it, you bastard, you should worry about it. After your family Ali has recovered, what will you do if you attract more bees and butterflies? If you don't make it public, you will be pried Go to the corner!"

It turned out that Murong Li's appearance changed drastically after he got in touch with Zhi Ming.Although Murong was beautiful before, but because of the fire sign, his beauty was too aggressive, making people afraid to go forward.But after being with Zhi Ming, Murong's appearance gradually turned gentle and beautiful, more fairy-like.

Especially after giving birth to the baby, Murong's whole demeanor made people want to get closer.Zhi Ming is almost dying of worry recently, because whenever he and his family A Li go out on the street, they will always meet someone who strikes up a conversation.

A Li's Xiao Ming: "Damn rabbit, I'm still worried about your infertility, and I want to contact you for a doctor to check, ha ha."

Zhong Fang Fang Tuyi: "Okay, I have nothing to say to you, goodbye!"

(Ali's Xiao Ming has been banned by the group leader)

Zhong Fang Fang Tuyi: "Uncle, Meng Zhang has a baby~"

It's Jian Bin, not pancakes: "Oh, I heard what Xiao Qi said (Indifference.jpg)"

Zhong Fang Fang Tuyi: "Hey, congratulations to Uncle and Greedy Wolf Star Lord for getting married!"

It's Jian Bin, not pancake: "??? Didn't I tell anyone else?...So it was you! Just wait for me, and I'll bring Meng Zhang back tomorrow!"

Zhong Fang Fang Tuyi: "(panic.jpg) Uncle don't want it, I was wrong!"

(It's Jian Bin, not Pancake, who has become invisible)

Amitabha: "Fangfang Tujun, the mausoleum vomits a lot recently. I want to ask how your Mengzhang is doing? Is there any way?"

Zhong Fang Fang Tuyi: "I said why the bird wasn't here, but you came here. My Zhang'er doesn't vomit at all, but it's okay, I just don't like eating very much (sigh.jpg)"

Amitabha: "Okay, then I will ask others."

(Amitabha has disappeared)

Ah Jian, I have been here all the time: "Fang Fang Tujun, Ah Jian asked me to tell you that the hospital has been contacted, and I can go to Meng Zhang for an examination tomorrow. Ling Guang and Murong can go together. The flat peach trees in the world are blooming, so don’t be afraid of being exposed.”

It's A Li, not A Li: "Understood, thank you!"

I am the most beautiful: "Brother, thank you for helping me~"

I am a little green dragon: "Okay, I will let Ah Kun lead me there."

Ah Jian, I have always said, "At nine o'clock tomorrow morning, remember to meet at xx Road!"

(A Jian, I have been offline all the time)

Early the next morning, Meng Zhang got up.Recently, because Zhong Kunyi took leave from the company and has been taking care of Meng Zhang, Meng Zhang's appetite has improved a lot.

"Akun, let's hurry up, don't keep big brother and the others waiting." Meng Zhang started to tell Zhong Kunyi to hurry up after eating the loving breakfast prepared by Zhongkunyi.

"It's okay, it's only 07:30." Although Zhong Kunyi said it, she accelerated the speed of cleaning the kitchen.Before eight o'clock, the two arrived at the designated place.

"Oh? Why are you all here?" Zhong Kunyi looked at Ling Guang and Gongsun Qian who came not far away, Qi Zhikan Jian Bin, Zhi Ming and Murong Li who was holding the baby, and was very surprised.

"Every time the elder brother notifies the assembly time, it will be very late, and I want everyone to sleep for a while. But we all know that the elder brother is afraid that someone will arrive early, so we will come an hour earlier if we come early." Meng Zhang After teasing Murong's baby in the past, he began to explain Zhong Kunyi's doubts.

"Since they are all here, let's go in. This time the doctor is the flat peach tree fairy under Queen Mother Xi, who has been in the human world for [-] years. A while ago, she married a psychotherapist and has two Children, don't be shy when you check up later." Jian Bin looked at his three younger brothers and comforted him.

"Oh? Why do you say that?" Even though Ling Guang was pregnant, he still had an unrestrained temper, pulling Gongsun Qian's blue highlights, asking and playing.

"Oh, for the convenience of practicing medicine, they appear as women. However, one of them is a tree fairy, and the other is emmm. You will know when you see the other." Jian Bin hesitated to reveal.

So, a group of eight people plus a baby entered this very tall hospital. "Welcome to our hospital. This place is only responsible for the examination of pregnant women or husbands, as well as postpartum psychological treatment. Please choose the service you need, the left side of pregnancy examination, the right side of psychological treatment." A lazy voice came from the window.

"Two for the pregnancy test, one for the postpartum chat, thank you!" Jian Bin looked at the other people who were covered in circles, and could only do it by himself.

"Doctor Sui, someone came to chat with you today!" The voice in the window suddenly became excited.

Although everyone had question marks on their faces, they went to check separately as mentioned before.only……

"Is there no one on the right?" Within 5 minutes, Zhi Ming hugged the baby and led Murong Li over.

"That's right, the one on the right is here!" Jian Bin pointed to the closed door of the pregnancy examination room, and said helplessly.

"Doctor Sui's body is a jellyfish. It seems that the period has come recently. He is always pestering Doctor Bai and wants to give birth to a baby. However, he will be kicked out in a while. Just wait." The little nurse at the window , touched the apple blossoms that he had not confiscated, and said to Meng Zhang and the others.

A string of ellipses flew over everyone's heads, is there still such an operation?

Sure enough, not long after, the door of the pregnancy examination room was opened, and a beautiful doctor was pushed out.She looked at the people at the door, and then at Jian Bin.

"Yo, the little tiger is here. I said you have to work hard. After so many years, my family has children, why haven't you made any progress? Yo! Your third brother is either pregnant or let someone else become pregnant. You You have to work hard!" As soon as this guy spoke, he made Jian Bin choked up.

"Okay, go back to your psychotherapy room, don't be ashamed here!" A clear female voice came from the door, this person immediately shut up and walked to the right.

"Who wants to chat, come here!" She said, waving her hand towards the door and blowing a kiss.

"First one, Meng Zhang!" Doctor Bai at the door began to call out.

The wait for the inspection was long, and Zhong Kunyi could only sit in the corner and watch Gongsun Qian and Ling Guang show off their affection.However, soon, Zhong Kunyi was no longer boring.

"Mr. Fang Fangtu, although you are an ancient beast, it's not good to meddle in other people's affairs, right?" Jian Bin and Qi Zhikan were the only ones in the four families who didn't need to be checked.So, Jian Bin, who had nothing to do, started to trouble Zhong Kunyi.

"Oh, uncle, you are not being kind. I obviously helped you solve such a big trouble. Don't blame me! If you want to blame, blame Gongsun. If I didn't call him, he would fight with his family again. That bird shows love, and I can't give advice to Tanlang!" Zhong Kunyi directly blamed Gongsun Qian.

And Gongsun Qian, who was watching the excitement, looked at the pot falling from the sky, and his head was full of question marks.

"Okay, don't blame the third brother-in-law, I've decided. After Meng Zhang's inspection, take him away and live with me!" After Jian Bin finished speaking, he went to Murong's side to see the situation.

Zhong Kunyi saw that Jian Bin's path was not feasible, and thought of Qi Zhikan who was still beside him. "I said brother, you have to help me!"

"I listen to Ah Jian, he picks up as soon as he says, just stay for a few days! It's okay." Qi Zhikan listened to Jian Bin's words very much, and didn't object at all.

Zhong Kunyi is in a hurry now, and the wife slave can't be like this! "After my Zhang'er has gone, I'm afraid Lord Greedy Wolf will be alone in the empty room. After you have the heart to eat meat, you will be a vegetarian for several days? What if my Zhang'er lives with you for a year or so..."

"Um... I didn't expect that! So what should I do?" Qi Zhikan was obviously frightened by Zhong Kunyi's description, so he quickly asked Zhong Kunyi to think of a way.

After a while, you can say this to the uncle, and then you do this...then this...I guarantee that the uncle will definitely not take Zhang'er away, hehehe.

Qi Zhikan nodded in doubt and agreed.Zhong Kunyi, who cheated Jian Bin again, smiled secretly. "Hmph, let you take Zhang'er away. However, I'm such a good person, so the elder brother will probably be there soon, so you can't bother my Zhang'er anymore!"

☆, Extra Story [-]: Who is the one who teases who first? (Qing light)

Speaking of the marriage between Gongsun Qian and Ling Guang, one has to mention a crucial person: Wei Lao.

Mr. Wei, before retiring, taught at Tianxuan Chinese University, and now he is nearly seventy years old.However, his favorite thing is to be a matchmaker.Although the chances of a successful marriage with the boys and girls who pass through his hand are as high as 90.00%, everyone still gave him a title: 'Teacher Wei the Pimp'.

Although Old Wei has retired, his pimping mind is still very active.No, Nian Fang, Ah Bu, Ling Guang, who is only 22 years old, has entered Teacher Wei's sight because of his delicate appearance, which has pierced the laughter of the sky.

"Ling Guang, look at you, you are so beautiful, and you have a good job. If you don't find a boyfriend now, I'm afraid you won't have one in the future!" Poor old Wei, who is old and treats Ling Guang like a little girl.

It's not the fault of Mr. Wei, since one is old, one can be deaf and blind.However, Ling Guang insisted: I am the spirit of an artist, with long hair and a bohemian curl.In addition, he usually likes to wear purple Hanfu, so we can't blame Mr. Wei.After all, when this guy went to the street, looking at his back, he was always accosted by the little girl back then.

"Old Wei, I'm not in a hurry. Would you like to see Mr. Wu's house across the street?" Ling Guang has been so annoyed recently that his hair is almost dull.That's the second hair he needs to maintain!Of course, the first thing to maintain is his hands.

Ling Guang's hands were well maintained by him, his fingers were slender and lush like jade, and he was talking about Ling Guang's fingers.After all, Ling Guang had been a hand model for a long time before becoming the host.

However, Old Wei did not give up.He contacted in advance, a postgraduate student he had brought before.Although this student has changed his career to dancing now, but the humble and humble son in the world is as gentle as jade, and he is considered a good match.

So, on this day, Ling Guang, who was pushed to the limit by Wei Lao, was forced to meet his blind date: Gongsun Qian.

Before seeing each other, Ling Guang thought this way: Although I am a bird, I can also be regarded as the Suzaku among the four beasts. Looking for a boyfriend?Nonexistent, tan90.Moreover, as long as I see that I am a boy, the other party will probably leave.

But when he saw Gongsun Qian who came late in the coffee shop, Ling Guang's mind quickly rolled out: I am so handsome, mom, I seem to be bent, how can I break it if I really want to give birth to him?

"Hello, I'm Gongsun Qian, I'm 23 this year." A handsome guy who was nearly 1.9 meters across, walked towards the sun, and greeted Ling Guang with a charming smile.

"You... hello, my name is Ling Guang." Yan Kong's Ling Guang swallowed his saliva as he looked at such an extremely handsome guy.

"You're a boy. I thought you're so pretty, so you should be a girl! But, since you're so pretty, would you like to date me?" Gongsun Qian looked at Ling Guang in front of him in surprise. , but I think he is very appetizing to me, boys should be okay, right?

"Hey, try it if you say it? I don't want face, cut it!" Ling Guang turned his head arrogantly, picked up the bun-shaped bag next to him, and was about to leave.

"Hey, aren't you shy?" Gongsun Qian grabbed Ling Guang, forced him to the sofa in the cafe, put his hand next to Ling Guang's head, and blew near his ear.

"You, you, you... what are you doing? Everyone, stay away from me!" Ling Guang pushed Gongsun Qian, but his red ears betrayed him.

"Then it's settled, my baby, this is my phone number, remember to text me every day. I will call you!" Gongsun Qian said, taking out his phone number from Ling Guang's pocket. phone, entered his phone number, and made another call to himself.

"Why are you so domineering!" Ling Guang became furious, pushed Gongsun Qian away, and ran away.

However, although the two met for the first time, it ended with Ling Guang running away.However, Gongsun Qian couldn't hold back his heart.

He got the address of Lingguang's house from Mr. Wei, and with his handsome appearance, the security guards in the community thought that this was Lingguang's boyfriend, and easily entered Lingguang's high-end villa area.

"How did you come in!" Ling Guang received a text message from Gongsun Qian, looked at the text: "Open the door, there is a surprise", opened the door, but found Gongsun Qian standing at the door with vegetables and meat.

"I heard from Mr. Wei that you never eat in the morning, so I came here. How about making you porridge with preserved egg and lean meat?" Gongsun Qian asked while rolling up his sleeves.

"I want to eat noodles, please give me some noodles." Ling Guang said, staring at the bag of flour that Gongsun Qian was carrying.

"I'll feed you next time? Are you sure?" Gongsun Qian asked pointedly.

"That's right, don't you know how to do it?" Ling Guang said without knowing why. "Ah, you rascal!"

Ling Guang, who had just woken up, finally realized that Gongsun Qian was actually teasing him, and he was so angry that he gave Gongsun Qian a hard blow.

So, the two of them got together.Usually fight, play and laugh.Gongsun Qian cooks for Ling Guang, and Ling Guang sings for Gongsun Qian.

However, there is one thing that has always been Ling Guang's heart disease, that is...

"Ah Qian, can we sleep together today?" Ling Guang stood in front of Gongsun Qian wearing the pajamas he bought specially today.

"A Ling, etiquette cannot be discarded! You'd better go back to sleep in your room." After finishing speaking, Gongsun Qian wrapped Ling Guang in a blanket, and sent him back to his bedroom thoughtfully.

No. Ling Guang, who wanted to share the same bed 40 times but was rejected, has a million things to say in his heart.

After being rejected again, Ling Guang decided to give Gongsun Qian medicine without doing anything!For a mere mortal, you refuse to be pressured by me, the majestic Suzaku, it's unbearable!

The result of the drug, of course, is a happy one.The next afternoon, Ling Guang happily slapped his lips on the bed, recalling the battle situation last night.Then leaning on my waist, I went to take a shower.As for Gongsun Qian, he went to work in the morning.

However, when night came, Gongsun Qian hugged Ling Guang and asked for it again and again, Ling Guang bit his quilt corner and endured wave after wave of stimulation wanting to cry without tears.This is really, I have to bear it even when I cry!

Later, because Ling Guang was a public figure and could not be exposed, Ling Guang and Gongsun Qian just went to get a marriage certificate.However, by accident, Gongsun Qian was exposed to everyone's sight because he went to pick up Ling Guang, and Ling Guang announced the fact that he was married.

But, who called the reporter who exposed it?After Gongsun Qian quietly deleted a call record, he smiled and said nothing.

The author has something to say: another chapter is lost (in fact, I just don’t want to write the main text)