Longyang Anecdote

As I said last time, the woodcutter deliberately asked the scholar about the dog monster, which scared the scholar to the core.

Hearing this, the scholar tightened his grip on the woodcutter's hand, and said in a sinister voice on purpose, "Why don't you know, I heard that the dog demon is very powerful and only eats human flesh, and every time it comes to the full moon At night, he howled at the moon, absorbed the essence of heaven and earth, turned into a human body and went down the mountain, and specially grabbed the young lady with delicate skin and tender meat to eat, it was scary."

The woodcutter laughed a few times, teasing the scholar on purpose, and said, "Tonight is the night of the full moon. I see you are also thin-skinned and tender-skinned. That dog likes chewing soft and tender bones the most."

At this time, a gust of wind blew, and the scholar screamed in fright, hugging the woodcutter's strong waist tightly, begging for mercy, "My good brother, don't scare me soon."

For some reason, the woodcutter's waist became numb when he called out "good brother" from the scholar, so he became curious, grabbed the scholar's arm, and said, "Call me good brother again?"

The scholar didn't know the reason, but he thought it was the woodcutter who had the heart of a man. Although he was also a man who stood up to the sky, but he still needed the woodcutter's help, he lowered his posture and called out aggrievedly, "Good brother, Let's go quickly."

The scholar's soft words are even more ecstasy than the Qinhuai singing girl in Jinling at the foot of the mountain. Look at that scholar, because he was running around in the forest just now, his clothes are disheveled and his shoes even ran away. , revealing a pair of snow-white little feet, although they were faintly stained with filth, the toes were round and lovely, which tickled the woodcutter's heart, and his body felt a little hot.

This feeling has never been felt before, the woodcutter muttered, "Why are you in love again?"

Because the wind was too loud, the scholar couldn't hear clearly, so he asked, "What's wrong, brother?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing." The woodcutter saw that the scholar's legs were trembling, and couldn't bear it. Regardless of the scholar's exclamation, he carried him on his back and said with a smile, "You walk slowly, why don't I carry you faster .”

Said that the scholar hugged the woodcutter's generous arms, his heart was finally at ease, he didn't pay attention, and fell asleep leaning against the woodcutter.

Let's say that the scholar fell asleep in a daze, and I don't know how long it took, but he heard a few dogs barking in a dream, and the sound of the woodcutter chasing him away, "Go, I just fed you, and I'm here again now." , I didn’t know that what I was feeding was that pig spirit, not a dog demon.”

Hearing the word "dog demon", it happened that he dreamed of a big black dog, but a monster with a human face rushed towards him. The scholar woke up suddenly and looked around quickly, only to find himself in a thatched hut with a window. But there are a few milk dogs wandering around the woodcutter.

The scholar thought to himself that he was scared out of his wits, and even recognized that little milk dog as a dog demon, which made people laugh.

Seeing that the scholar woke up, the woodcutter raised his eyebrows and chased the little milk dogs away, "Get out quickly! Go back to the den and stay."

There were three milk dogs, one of which was black and white. Seeing that the woodcutter refused to give him any more bones, he limped towards the scholar on his short legs. body, sticking out her pink and tender tongue towards the scholar, acting coquettishly begging for mercy, very pleasing.

The scholar's heart melted when he saw it, and he quickly picked up the little milk dog, held it in his arms, and let it lick/play with his fingers, the prickly touch made the scholar smile again and again.

The other two milk dogs, one white and one black, also rushed towards the scholar, but they were more robust, unlike the black and white flower just now, who walked tremblingly, and the black and white two milk dogs jumped up in a few steps. The bed, surrounded by the scholar, kept pushing back and forth towards his arms.

The woodman saw it jealously, and yelled at the milk dog, "Come down!"

The scholar won such a cute dumpling, so he naturally refused to let go, and begged the woodcutter softly, "The wind outside is tight, they are so small, how can they resist going out now, brother let them stay here. "

The scholar opened his mouth, but the woodcutter couldn't refuse, so he could only say, "That's all, it's up to you, I only have broth here, do you want a bowl?"

Hearing this, the scholar suddenly felt sick, and remembered that he hadn't eaten any grains for a day, and now he could smell the broth, and his tongue was already salivating, and he got out of bed with the black and white flowers in his arms , and said to the woodcutter, "So, please trouble brother."

The woodcutter waved his hand indifferently, "What are you talking about, just sit down and I'll get the soup."

After finishing speaking, he opened the door and went to the kitchen next to it, and carefully closed the door and window to prevent the wind from blowing in.

Leaving the scholar alone, he whispered to the three milk dogs, "Is he your master? He is really a nice man."

Black and white Hua'er bit his finger, tilted her head, and let out a soft bark, as if responding to the scholar's words. Because she hadn't matured yet, her voice was very small, even softer than that of the cat's.

He laughed and said, "Your voice is thinner than a cat's."

Hearing the word cat, Black and White Hua'er kicked her legs unhappily, barking fiercely at the scholar, making the scholar very happy.

It was already late at night, and if it was a normal day, the scholar would have already hid in the wing room of the ruined temple. Because there was no one in the ruined temple, he could only wrap up the quilt tightly in the dark, leave a dark lamp in front of the bed, and stand alone. until dawn.

How can it be like being in such a warm house with bright lights, people can't help cooking together with a dog, and remembering that I was underestimated in that ruined temple, and now I may have a human life on my back. It is to force two drops of clear tears.

The woodcutter came in with the food, and saw the scholar's eyes sparkling, his nose flushed, his heart softened, he put down his food, and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter? Could it be that they bit you?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing." The scholar hurriedly wiped the tears off his face, not wanting to be caught by the woodcutter.

Seeing that he refused to go into details, the woodcutter didn't ask any more questions. He only called the three milk dogs to jump off the scholar, took a big bowl and gave them a few pieces of meat and bones.

Seeing that the puppy was eating seriously, the scholar couldn't help but raised his chopsticks and looked around the dishes on the table with a smile, only to find that they were all big meat and meaty dishes, and there was no green color at all.

He usually eats lightly from what he reads in the book, but this time he smelled the meat on the table, but he couldn't eat.

The woodcutter took a large piece of meat and bone and gnawed on it. Seeing that he hadn't moved his chopsticks, he asked, "Is it not to the scholar's liking?"

The scholar hurriedly said, "Where is it? It's just... just looking at a table of delicacies without good wine to accompany me, it makes me feel sad."

The woodcutter laughed, pointing at the scholar and said, "A sour scholar is a sour scholar. If you want to drink, just tell me and listen to it. Why bother to make such a detour. It's hard to understand."

The scholar hated people saying he was sour most in his life, but for some reason, listening to the woodcutter made people feel very ashamed.

The woodcutter took a small mug of wine from the cabinet beside him, "Kang." He put it on the table with a bang, and greeted the scholar, "Come, come, I have kept this wine for 18 years, let you, a scholar, taste it today." What is good wine?"

The scholar originally planned to use the smell of wine to boost his courage, but he was really attracted by the smell of the wine this time, "This wine is really fragrant."

The woodcutter was delighted when he heard this, poured a big bowl for the scholar, pushed it in front of the scholar, and shouted, "Come on, let me finish this bowl with my brother."

The scholar was stunned, aroused a bit of arrogance, and actually picked up a big bowl and bumped it against the woodcutter, and yelled, "Do it!"

The two were drinking and eating, and within a short while, they saw the scholar's cheeks flushed, and he fell on the table, his nose making noises, and he gave birth to a bit of a manly coquette.

The woodcutter was also a little drunk, stood up staggeringly, and picked up the scholar who had fallen on the table. Unexpectedly, the scholar would put a pretty face on the woodcutter when he touched the warm flesh of the woodcutter. Instead of dawdling on the woodcutter, he murmured, "Good brother..."

The woodcutter was itchy all over, he hugged the scholar's slender waist, threw him on the bed, and with his drunken eyes, saw the scholar tore off his clothes in a daze due to the heat, revealing his snow-white flesh, and There are two bright red spots on the chest.

The woodcutter's eyes were red, and he couldn't help it anymore.

Outside the house, there was an evil wind, gusts of gusty wind, the woods were blown upside down, covered by a black cloud, I saw canine teeth protruding from the woodcutter's mouth, rustling on his head, and soon two black and winter Dog ears, a big fluffy black tail stretched out from the trousers between the thighs, standing straight up to the sky.

Just like a dog.

The three milk dogs were excited and barked.

The scholar was so drunk that he saw the woodcutter with such a big tail. He thought it was the dog demon in his dream, who looked like a woodcutter. He grabbed the tail and giggled, "You dog Monster, I, Li Qingwen, will accept you today!"

After saying that, he grabbed his tail violently and plucked out a few handfuls of black hairs, forcing the woodcutter to roar, "Wow!"

The scholar was frightened by the roar, bent his slender thighs, hooked the woodcutter's strong calves, hugged the woodcutter's strong body, and repeatedly exhaled in the woodcutter's ear, "My good brother, save me quickly, The dog monster is here, the dog monster is here."

The woodcutter was driven almost mad by the scholar, but he couldn't hold back at last, and pinned the scholar under him.

Furong Zhangnuan naturally pressed it without mentioning it.

It's just that the three little milk dogs suffered,

The black and white flower shook its head and tail, its little tail frantically shaking, "Wow woof! woof woof!" What was the brother doing on top of that person?But playing games?I want to join too.

Xiao Hei, holding the black and white flowers with one paw: "Wow, woof, woof!" They are carrying out the great harmony of life, you are not allowed to go.

Xiaobai, "...Wow!"...Yes.

I don't know how long it took, when the scholar woke up, he felt sore all over his body, like being crushed by a huge boulder, his back was pressed against a strong chest, his flesh was warm, it was very uncomfortable.

He groaned/groaned twice, only to feel a heart-rending pain in his buttocks.

Just as he was frowning and moaning in pain, he heard a hoarse voice from beside him, saying, "Are you awake?"

The scholar was shocked. . .

If you want to know what is going on, listen to the next breakdown.