Longyang Anecdote

It was mentioned last time that the scholar and the woodcutter were in a daze, and the hibiscus tent was warmed up, and they had a spring dinner all night, and they became husband and wife for one night.

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The scholar stared dumbfounded at the situation in front of him. What he didn't understand in such a situation, he felt so ashamed and angry that he was about to get out of bed and bump into the wall pillar.

Unexpectedly, his legs and feet were weak, and he rolled on the ground before landing, unable to get up again.

The woodcutter hurriedly got out of bed to hug him, but the scholar refused to follow him, so the woodcutter had no choice but to squint his eyes and threaten, "If you move around again, I will carry you down the mountain and let others know what happened between you and me. How to behave!"

The most important thing in a scholar's life is that he can't afford to lose this man. The woodcutter's voice is really scary, and he can only hug him because of aggrieved, red rabbit eyes. I don't know if he was frightened by what the woodcutter said or Aggrieved by being frightened by the woodcutter.

As soon as he got off the bed, the scholar turned over and stopped talking to others.

The woodcutter couldn't help it, the scholar's taste was so delicious that he couldn't help eating it last night, and now he was afraid that it would hurt him, so he didn't want to talk.

He turned his back to the woodcutter, but he didn't know that his round and lovely buttocks were facing the beast, which made the beast hold its breath for a while, its eyes were red with blood, and it wanted to pounce on it and do it again.

The woodcutter endured for a while, and said, "I'm going out to hunt some meat. There is porridge on the table. You should have a good rest."

He hurriedly opened the door and went out.

Leaving the scholar behind, he turned around in annoyance, seeing his back in a hurry to leave the house, and felt annoyed again for a while.

He doesn't even know how to speak softly, what an elm-headed person!

The woodcutter left, but let the three little milk dogs take advantage of the loophole, jumped onto the bed in a few steps, and shook their heads and tails next to the scholar.

The scholar thought his body was sticky and greasy, but he didn't want to touch it himself. It was clean and refreshing. In addition, the milk dog was cuddly and cute, and his anger towards the woodcutter also eased a little.

Just holding the puppy and teasing and playing.

I secretly recalled what happened last night, but I couldn't remember anything.

After a while, he felt itching on the back of his neck, and after scratching a few times, he finally pulled out a few handfuls of black hair from the back of his neck.

The scholar just thought it was the dog hair falling from the milk dog, and he didn't pay attention to it. He threw it on the ground casually, but the dog hair disappeared out of thin air the moment it touched the ground.

After resting for a while, he felt much better, so he struggled to get up, sat down at the table with his waist supported,

Lifting off the hat, he saw a bowl of meat porridge on the table, and a small dish of green and fragrant green leafy vegetables. The scholar felt warm in his heart, blushed, and silently spat out bravely, "Who wants to eat it?" You're rotten like green leafy vegetables."

Having said that, he still chewed one by one sweetly, and felt that what he was chewing was not vegetables, but honey, where there was no vegetable flavor left, only sweetness remained.

After eating the porridge, her body gained some strength. Seeing that his face was gradually turning rosy, Black and White Hua'er pulled his trousers out and made a "woo woo woo" sound, which was very pleasing.

The scholar lovingly touched the black and white flower's furry head, opened the door, and followed the milk dog out.

Yesterday came in a hurry, he didn't notice that the place where the woodcutter lived was actually such a paradise.

In the distance, there are many Buddha lights on the high mountains, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant nearby. He set up a small vegetable garden next to the yard, half of which raises chickens and ducks, and half of which grows vegetables. The butterflies are flying around, which is very beautiful against the green and stretched leaves.

Not far away, the sound of the stream could be faintly heard, and Xiao Hei Xiao Bai ran towards the stream excitedly.

The black and white flower hurriedly bit the scholar's trouser leg and pulled it there. The scholar quickly picked it up and walked towards Xiaoheixiaobai.

After a while, a small stream came into view, silver water splashes splashed one after another on the stones, fish followed the water splashes, and the air was filled with fresh aura.

Just refreshing.

He put down the black and white flowers fluttering around in his arms, found a clean place to sit down, watched the three milk dogs chasing butterflies and rolling and rolling in the grass, he felt that the years were peaceful, and he only asked God to let him indulge It's good to wake up.

The black-and-white flower ran over with a flower in its mouth, put it in his palm, and shyly covered its round body with a piece of grass beside it, making the scholar smile happily.

One person and three dogs played by the stream for a long time, and it was almost noon before returning.

The scholar felt relieved, he was not really angry with the woodcutter, but the closer he got to the courtyard, the more embarrassing and panicked he became for some reason, and when he reached the door, his fair and handsome face was completely red.

When the three milk dogs approached, they saw that their yard was full of evil spirits, and the secret path was not good, so they hurriedly bit the hem of the scholar's clothes, and refused to let him pass.

Unexpectedly, the scholar mistakenly thought that the puppy was hungry, so he accelerated his pace even more, only thinking of going back to find some food for the puppy.

The scholar pushed open the door, only to see a big black dog the size of a white-fronted worm with his back facing him, what is it if it's not a dog monster!The scholar was so frightened that he took two steps back and was about to run away. Unexpectedly, in a panic, he saw the woodcutter's clothes scattered under the feet of the black dog monster.

I don't know where the courage came from, the scholar was anxious, he picked up a stick the size of a bowl in the courtyard, and hit the black dog demon with all his strength!

I saw the stick fell on the black dog demon, and it was broken in two like hitting a hard boulder.

The scholar's hands trembled uncontrollably, he just thought that the woodcutter had been bitten by the black dog demon, his heart was filled with grief and indignation, and he broke a section of the wooden pipe with his hand, and stabbed viciously into the black dog demon's buttocks!

I don't know if the scholar's luck is good or bad, but the rear buttocks happened to be the door of the black dog monster, and the scholar just happened to stab it.

The dog demon let out a wild roar, and finally couldn't help turning around, and waved the scholar away.

The scholar was forced to sit on the ground by a huge force. He looked up and saw that the black dog's face was actually a human face, and that human face happened to be the woodcutter!

He couldn't stand the fear any longer, and immediately passed out.

Seeing that the scholar had passed out, the dog demon took a moment to hold his breath and concentrate, and silently recited the formula in his heart, only to see a flash of white light, and he returned to his human form.

The dog demon squatted in front of the scholar, sighed, and said, "I didn't intend to scare you, but it's such a coincidence, I just wanted to change back to my original shape and take a bath, but you happened to see me, that's all, you stabbed me My cover door caused me to lose 500 years of kung fu, and I have repaid the evil I did to you. From now on, I will send you down the mountain, and I will never see you again in this life."

After saying that, the dog demon endured the great pain in his heart, spit out a breath of evil spirit at the scholar, picked him up and left.

The three milk dogs sat in a group sleepily, watching their brother carry the scholar down the mountain.

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When the scholar woke up, it was already three days later, he hurriedly sat up, barking indiscriminately, "The dog demon! He is the dog demon!"

The aunt who sold the tea finally couldn't help but poked his forehead mercilessly, and spat, "Gog monster, dog monster, you only know dog monster!"

Only then did the scholar wake up, and looked around. After the dense atmosphere of people, there were still tea sellers around him, staring at him angrily. Only then did he realize that he was no longer in the courtyard on the mountain.

Seeing the pitiful stunned look of the scholar, the aunt couldn't help softening her tone, and said slowly, "You don't have to be afraid, the old monk has already been arrested by the officials, and he will be put in prison now, and he will definitely not come out to harm you again." people."

Only then did the scholar know the cause and effect. It turned out that the monk was not dead. Seeing that the scholar was not sitting at her tea stall talking nonsense like usual, the aunt who sold tea felt uneasy, so she called her own man to go to the ruined temple to find him. he.

Seeing that he and the monk were both unconscious in the ruined temple, they hurriedly asked someone to carry them.

Later, the monk woke up before him, and not long after, they all recruited and were taken away by the officials for punishment.

The kind-hearted auntie at the tea stall took the scholar in to take care of her in her own home.

Until he wakes up now.

The scholar listened in a daze, and suddenly threw off the quilt and ran to the back mountain, leaving behind the tea stall's aunt with her hips stuck in her waist and couldn't shout back, but she was sweating all over from exhaustion.

He secretly scolded the scholar for not having a conscience.

He didn't know how long he ran, but he couldn't find the way to the small yard again, and finally squatted on the ground, thinking about something.

Another half month passed.

Jinling City is still brightly lit and busy with traffic. Outside the city, there is a tea stand at the foot of Zijin Mountain, where merchants and horsemen sit and rest at the tea stand, and then drink a sip of fragrant and sweet tea.

A familiar merchant asked the auntie at the tea stand, "Auntie, where is the scholar who brags about the dog monster on Zijin Mountain all day? Let him come out and brag about it with us, hahahaha..."

Seeing that the scholar was mentioned, the aunt at the tea stall spit angrily, "Crazy, I don't go around telling people about the dog monster, I went to find it myself, and ran to the back mountain every day, talking about what kind of dog?" Monster, what kind of woodcutter, really crazy."

Everyone laughed.

The aunt's honest man stopped her and told her to stop talking, and the aunt just rolled her eyes.

Back Mountain.

I saw a scholar in a worn-out blue shirt and torn burlap shoes walking back and forth.

A pilgrim from the past saw it and asked curiously, "That scholar, what are you looking for?"

The scholar ignored him, and just walked back and forth on his own. Instead, the people around him pulled him along and said, "Don't pay attention to him, this scholar is already crazy. He's been looking for some kind of dog monster in the back mountain here all day long. Don't let his madness infect you."

The pilgrims listened obediently, not daring to take another look at the scholar.

It was another late night, and the scholar dragged his exhausted body back to the ruined temple, staring at the broken roof in a daze.

In the dark night, a warm and strong body pressed against him, instantly warming his heart that had been cold for days.

The man stuck to his ear and said softly, "Why are you looking for me?"

The scholar buried his face in the man's chest, and hugged the man's muscular waist tightly, "I want you."

"I'm a dog demon."

"No matter, I only want you."

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After another few days without seeing the scholar, the aunt at the tea stall couldn't help but called the man, and together they made some food for the scholar.

Unexpectedly, he opened the gate of the ruined temple.

I saw that the scholar's residence was empty on weekdays, and no one could be found in the temple.

The aunt murmured, "Where are you crazy again...U took the subway to go home?"

Immediately, the gate of the dilapidated temple was closed, and from then on, the scholar was never seen again. At first, everyone in Li village searched everywhere, and then they gradually gave up. When they mentioned the scholar, they just sighed and pitifully.

In the ruined temple, the scholar had slept on the bed, leaving only a wisp of dog hair, blown by the wind, fell to the ground, and disappeared in an instant.