Longyang Anecdote

I think that in life, you will always encounter something unexpected before you can count yourself as having passed through the world.

This sentence comes from a Chinese thinker, Wo Zijishuode.

I've always taken it for granted.

It's just that I didn't expect it to be so unexpected.

This is what Wen Zi thought when he looked at the dog in front of him and told himself seriously that he was Xia Yi.

And the real, handsome, domineering boyfriend of his is now trying to curl up into a cute circle on his leg with his 1.8-meter-high majestic figure.

However, Wen Zi was about to be overwhelmed by him.

He blushed and said to the serious dog face that looked like Xia Yi, "...you...you said you were Xia Yi,...then on my lap is...who?"

The dog said: "He is Ergouzi."

Er Gouzi is the German Shepherd they raised, and they would not live together until the day when the technology of men and boys matured, so Xia Yi's mother suggested that the two of them get a dog, although this is not the case. Let's have a dog to serve them when they become little old men, and they can still have a relationship sustenance on weekdays.

Er Gouzi is huge, has a ferocious face, but is extremely stupid, so Wen Zi named the mighty and majestic German dog Er Gouzi with a wicked sense of humor.

At this moment, Xia Yi, no, it should be Er Gouzi, who failed to roll into a ball on his lap, and was whimpering in grievance.

Xia Yi's usually arrogant and stern handsome face, coupled with Er Gouzi's unique grievance and coquettishness, is simply a killer weapon for murdering hormones. Wen Zi grabbed Xia Yi's face with red eyes, scratched his chin, Xia Yi narrowed his eyes in enjoyment.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Er Gouzi, no, it should be Xia Yi, frantically biting Wen Zi's trousers, imitating Er Gouzi's usual appearance, propping his front feet on Wen Zi's lap, putting a handsome dog face Leaning in front of Wen Zi, "You are only allowed to kiss me! I told you not to kiss this dog!"

Wen Zi said in embarrassment, "But Xia Yi, who is a human being, counts you now, or Xia Yi, who is not a human, counts you?"

Xia Yi was speechless.

Wen Zi took advantage of Xia Yi's daze to kiss several Xia Yi-type two dogs, and kissed all the ones that he didn't usually kiss before saying to the dog-type Xia Yi, "What's going on?"

In fact, Xia Yi didn't know, he came home from get off work, went to the supermarket to buy vegetables, and planned to make Wen Zi's favorite stewed pork ribs with kidney beans, and then a carrot and vegetable soup with balanced nutrition to supplement Wen Zi's zinc.

Wen Zi is an internet writer. He sits at home facing the computer all day long. When inspiration strikes, he often stays up all night writing and writing. In fact, Xia Yi can give Wen Zi a wicked smile, "Boss will support you. .”

But he didn't, because he felt that letting Wen Zi do what he thought was the happiest thing would make him happy.

The weather is not good today, and it rained heavily as soon as we got home, plus lightning and thunder, if Wen Zi, he would definitely stop, look at the dark sky and say solemnly, "I don't know which fellow Taoist is crossing here robbery."

However, Xia Yi is not Wen Zi, he just wants to go home and cook.

Er Gouzi stood in front of their small villa to greet him as usual. He walked over and touched Er Gouzi's dog's head, and there happened to be a loud noise in his ear. At this moment of lightning, his sight He descended rapidly, and when he regained consciousness, he could only see Wen Zi's calf walking towards him.

Then it became clear that he became a dog named Ergouzi.This dog is not only a dog, but also his and Wen Zi's son, so he has become a dog's son.

I don't know what his father will look like when he finds out?

Sure enough, Wen Zi's saliva was too much, and he still had time to think of the white eye joke at such a serious moment.

"Then what should we do now?" Wen Zi asked enthusiastically, anyway, there was a trace of excitement on Xia Yi's face that made Xia Yi think about domestic violence on the spot.

idiot!Wanting Aite is also Aite Daoyou.com!Xia Yi gave him a hard look, walked to the sofa coldly, and was about to call the secretary, but he realized that his dog paw couldn't press the dial button at all.

There was no other way, he could only turn around with a cold expression, God knows how others could see his cold face, and said to Wenzi, "Come here and press the button."

Wen Zi's dog legs came over, and hugged Xia Yi in his arms like he usually hugs the second dog, and dialed the key. Xia Yi would not admit that being held in Wen Zi's arms was so comfortable and refreshing!snort!

Wen Zi dialed the secretary's cell phone, but fortunately Xia Yi's voice had not changed, he told the secretary, "Go and find out where there is a master of monster hunting in this city, who has five-star praise, not the seller of the crown." .”

The secretary was very efficient, she quickly hung up the phone, and after a while, she sent the listed masters to Xia Yi's mailbox.

Wen Zi looked over one by one, and asked, "There are monster catchers, ghost catchers, marriage testers, ah, and there is also a Bodhi ancestor, Master Wuliangshou, who can cure diseases and eliminate disasters." , the ritual of exorcising ghosts and demons...can you still dance on the grave? Professional mourning..."

Xia Yigou raised his eyebrows, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll invite you all!"

Although a mage has been invited, they have to come tomorrow at the latest. The most urgent task now is to eat and sleep.

No one cooks the meal, Xia Yi is the one who cooks at home, Wen Zi's cooking skills can basically poison their family of three with one bite of food, so they can only order takeaway.

The two of them are couple names, Wen Zi's Meituan account is called Let's Dang Pants, and Xia Yi's is Big JJ Pushing the Waves.

This is Wen Zi's bad taste. Apart from embarrassing Xia Yi who was called out by the takeaway boy when he worked overtime to ask his subordinates to eat supper, this name basically satisfied Xia Yi, after all, it was telling the truth.

Wen Zi took his mobile phone and ordered spicy crayfish and spicy crab dry pot, hesitated for a moment and asked Chao Xia, "Do you eat dog food or dinner?"

"I'm human!" Xia Yi felt that he could strangle Wen Zi to death with his dog's claws.

Wen Zi hurriedly took care of it, and after ordering, he looked at the Xia Yi-type Er Gouzi who was playing baseball beside him and hesitated, "Is the Er Gouzi eating or dog food?"

Xia Yi, "...!" Why did such a nonsensical thing happen to a good-natured young man like him?

After ordering, Wen Zi thought for a while, put aside the phone and hugged the dog-shaped Xia Yi and whispered in his ear, "Don't be afraid, we will find a way, no matter what you look like, I love you the most .”

After the two of them graduated from university, Wen Zi confessed to him, and after he accepted, he never said he loved him again.

Wen Zi is not the kind of person who will ask you what you ate all day long, who is the woman talking to you, or who is the man talking to you? After graduating and living together for two years, it was discovered that Wen Zi would replace his sleeping pills with vitamin C every day before going to bed, so that he could help him get rid of the habit of not sleeping without sleeping pills without his knowledge.

Xia Yi felt very warm, and even felt that there was nothing wrong with being held in Wen Zi's arms like this for the rest of his life. Just as he was about to say a few high-end love words about holding his hand and growing old together to strengthen his relationship, he heard Wen Zi say excitedly, "If You Are the One has begun!"

After finishing speaking, he left him, rushed to turn on the TV and watched it with relish.

Wen Zi followed the voice from the TV and sang passionately, "Look~~~Yes~~~Forcing~~~咕~~~"

Xia Yi felt that he had fed the dog with all his loyalty.

Wen Zi excitedly said to Xia Yi, "Xia Yi Xia Yi, come and see, this number one male guest is so handsome. Oh oh oh, someone has blown the lights!"

Well?Lights up?Xia Yi pricked up his ears, and ran over happily waving his four dog paws.

High-end in-depth love talk skills are really not suitable for them, they are still suitable for nesting together while eating snacks and watching three vulgar small shows.

Worldly and beautiful.

Isn't this why Xia Yi likes Wen Zi?

The takeaway boy delivered the food half an hour late. Usually Xia Yi will open the door at this time, and then pour the takeaway into his own plate. He has cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder. He never eats in plastic bowls, otherwise he always feels that the food is in plastic bowls. The small piece of plastic from the delivery box was eaten into his own mouth.

He couldn't open the door today, so he could only follow behind Wen Zi and monitor Wen Zi to complete this series of procedures.

Wen Zi opened the door, a muscular takeaway boy, a delicate and cute ordering boy gay, this is definitely the rhythm of Calcium V!

Sure enough, the delivery boy asked leeringly, "Are you asking us to swing our underpants, Mr.?"

"Enen" Wen Zi took the delicious crayfish, and the takeaway boy took out a notebook for Wen Zi to sign, but there were too many places to sign, Wen Zi's hands were sore.

Xia Yi walked over viciously and yelled at the delivery boy, who was startled and laughed dryly, "Your dog is quite fierce."

While signing, Wen Zi said indifferently, "He is my boyfriend."

Xia Yi opened his mouth wide, and let out a low roar from his throat. The cruel light in his eyes seemed to bite his neck off in the next moment.

The delivery guy, "..."

Fuck the taste is so strong?

The takeaway boy who was lewd and procrastinated just now immediately took back the notebook, and said seriously, "It's finished, please have a nice meal and see you later."

Wen Zi also muttered, "Why is this person in such a hurry, he talks like Lin Dan and doesn't mark the dots, so I took a deep breath."

Xia Yi has hidden merit and fame deeply.

When it comes to going to bed at night, there is a new problem, how to sleep?

Usually Xia Yi doesn't allow Er Gouzi to go to bed, euphemistically saying that Er Gouzi is a dog with bacteria on his body, he is afraid that Wenzi will get sick, but in fact it is because if Er Gouzi goes to bed, Wenzi will only hug Er Gouzi Sleep, I won't hold him anymore.

How could the evil and arrogant CEO allow such a thing to happen?

But now the charming and arrogant CEO has turned into a dog.

The author has something to say: modern chapter, spoof 23333 I don’t know if you like it, if you don’t like it, I will end it in two chapters, if you like it, I will end it in three chapters hahahaha