Longyang Anecdote

Xia Yi is a CEO, the most evil kind in romance novels, the kind who will buy the Wang Group whenever the autumn wind blows.

The process of falling in love with Wen Zi is really wonderful.

Because he is handsome, tall and has a Wang Kai-style abstinent face, Xia Yi is often photographed and posted on Weibo, and then a group of little sisters below shout with red eyes that my little brother is so handsome and I want to marry him Hurry up, little brother, don't waste it.

The little brother said that you are right, the little brother likes to be gay.

Xia Yi is gay, so when a beautiful woman driving a Maserati with big breasts bares and strikes up a conversation with him in college, he always ignores him, because of incompatible attributes, the beautiful woman likes the man, and he also likes the man, so this is a coincidence question.

But when riding a whole bike up and down except for the bell that doesn’t ring, everything is ringing, looking at the little handsome man on the [-]th bicycle that will be dismembered in the next second, wearing black-rimmed glasses, and his shirt tied to the top Wen Zi, Xia Yi has a boyish heart, and suddenly... his heart beats.

Just as he patted the non-existing ash on his body, and walked towards Xiaojunnan with the footsteps of Sakamoto, Xiaojunnan rode Erba directly onto Xia Yi's crotch in order to avoid a dog that jumped at him from nowhere. place.

In the world, there is only this pain that cannot be broken.

At that second, Xia Yi felt that he might not grow a beard for the rest of his life.

Wen Zi came down in a hurry, seeing that Xia Yi was expressionless but countless beads of sweat dripped from his forehead instantly, his heart became more and more flustered, and he reached out to cover Xia Yi's crotch, rubbed it gently, and asked anxiously, "Student, are you okay? "

Fuck!This is in broad daylight!

Under the holiness and brilliance of knowledge, under the watchful eyes of all the friendly and harmonious classmates, he was just... being attacked in the crotch.

The postures of the two of them are so weird, someone chuckled lightly, and there were countless chemical reactions, everyone laughed along with him. Xia Yi had never been so humiliated in his life, so he could only hold Wen Zi's hand , run away quickly.

It may be during the running process, reflecting the brilliance of the setting sun, two tightly clasped hands, and an unknown classroom on the side of the road playing, Bion's "Like You".

It reminded Xia Yi of the crotch rubbed by Wen Zi, and in an instant, he regained his masculine brilliance.

Later, after Xia Yi, who seemed to be springing up, but was actually hungry and thirsty, met by chance once every three days, once every five days, Wen Zi, an innocent little virgin, completely fell in love with Xia Yi's jeans.

That year, they were juniors.

Not long after they got together, taking advantage of the dark moon and the high wind, Xia Yi decisively lured him into the apartment he bought outside, with a glass of red wine and two small poems, he successfully settled Wen Zi.

The two have dated until now.

It's not that he didn't realize that there was a gap between him and the other party in his imagination. For example, Wen Zi was always unwilling to say love to Xia Yi. I also found a different partner. For example, Wen Zi didn't want to say love, but he cared about Xia Yi in all the details since he was a child. Another example is Xia Yi, who was sloppy at home because he loved Wen Zi's housework and gradually became clean. Until now Single-handedly take care of housework.

Loving someone can become a better version of yourself for this is the luckiest thing.

But it never occurred to them that the couple did not have a family crisis or the seven-year itch, but God made a huge joke for them.

Xia Yi turned into a dog.

Last night's chicken and dog jumping is full of tears when I think about it.

Early the next morning, Xia Yi urged Wen Zi to finish his breakfast and rush to the company.

During rush hour in the morning, traffic can be blocked from Beijing to Henan. The little brother of the traffic policeman directs the traffic with a standard posture. In fact, he was in a daze, bathing in the haze of the sacredness of the motherland, exuding inhuman brain holes.

Don't these people know what to whistle again?Blow again?Blow again?Then blow off your points.

The bear boy threw out the trash again, and throw your breakfast bag again?Lose it again?Lose your points again.

Someone came out to work with a dog again. I really don’t know how these people’s brains grow. Hey, let’s not say that this dog looks serious.

The one who brings a serious dog to work is Wen Zi.

When she arrived at the company, the beautiful secretary looked left and right. She didn't see her own president, but only her wife and son. Although she was curious, her professional ethics told her to ask what she should ask, and don't ask what she shouldn't.

So, the beautiful secretary said seriously to the president's wife who was sitting on the boss's chair, stroking the dog's head with one hand, "The masters you mentioned last night are almost here, where do you meet them?"

Wen Zi hesitated, "Just here, let them come in one by one."

The beautiful secretary nodded, shook her waist and went out.

Wen Zi knew that Xia Yi was in a bad mood. After all, seeing that everyone else was human, but he was a dog, thinking about it, he felt that there was nothing to love. Wen Zi squatted down, kissed Xia Yi's dog's face, and whispered Said, "Don't be unhappy, we will definitely find a way, no matter what, I will love you forever."

Wen Zi rarely showed his heart so clearly, Xia Yi was a little happy, stuck out his tongue to wash Wen Zi's face crazily, and attacked between his legs wickedly.

Wen Zi, "..." What do you mean a dog can't change eating shit?

The two quarreled for a while, and a bald old man wearing a Tai Chi shirt came in from the outside. He looked 70 or [-] years old, and he looked a bit ancient and immortal.

An old man came in from outside, wearing a Tai Chi gown, which had the air of ancient Taoism and immortality.

Wen Zi asked him to sit down, the old man smiled lightly, and began his self-introduction...

Half an hour later, Wen Zi yawned, and the old man talked about the first time he met his current wife that year, "Our love is like a pot lid, so covered that you can't see clearly what's inside."

"At the beginning, the introducer said that she looks like a flower and a jade. I was so excited. I found out later that her beauty is like a pepper and a taro. If you don't die, you will choke to death."

Wen Zi, "..."

Xia Yi couldn't bear it any longer, and let out a "bark", which startled the old man who was immersed in his memories.

The second one is a middle-aged man, holding a mahogany sword in his hand, and he came up and shouted, "The sword used by the celestial master Zhong Kui, to catch demons and drive ghosts to keep you safe. Is your husband cheating? There is a vixen destroying your family." Is it? As long as you have this sword, don’t care about him, beat her to her original shape! Only 198! Only 198! You can bring him home!"

Wen Zi, Xia Yi, "..."

There were more than a dozen interviews in a row, all of them were all kinds of psychopaths.

Even Xia Yi was a little discouraged.

He became a little scared. After one night, the novelty wore off, and he began to be afraid, what if he was like this all his life, he never believed in any ghosts and gods, but now he had to believe it again with his appearance.

Wen Zi was too familiar with Xia Yi's every move, and seeing his shy brows and drooping eyes, he knew that he was on the edge of his horn.

He squatted down and sat next to Xia Yi, and gently placed his head on Xia Yi's dog's back, strangely smelling a trace of Xia Yi's unique scent from the pet shampoo that reassured him.

"You can't be discouraged, our family is still counting on you."

Xia Yi turned his head and nuzzled Gong Wenzi. For this person, he couldn't be weak.

At this moment, a young man in his 20s came in, wearing a simple shirt and jeans, which looked refreshing.

The young man has long hair, but he doesn't look feminine, but rather masculine. Coupled with his appearance, even Xia Yi, who is used to beauties, couldn't help but give a pause.

The young man laughed, "Are you looking for a celestial ghost hunter?"

Wen Zi recovered and nodded again and again, hesitated for a moment, and said, "I...I think there is something unclean in our house."

The young man snorted, "Is it your male ticket that you said unclean?"

Wen Zixia was startled, and Wen Zi's eyes widened in disbelief, "What did you say?"

The young man smiled, but did not answer, and introduced himself, "My surname is Hu, so you can call me Ahu. As for the fees, you can pay by WeChat, and Alipay is temporarily unavailable."

Wen Zi, "..." The current payment method really keeps pace with the times.

Xia Yi barked lightly, and Wen Zi came back to his senses, and quickly asked, "Money is not a problem, what do you mean by my...boyfriend?"

The young man surnamed Hu looked at Xia Yi with a smile, "If I touch your boy's dog's head, you won't be happy, right?"

Wen Zi finally came to his senses, and said pleasantly, "You know he is my boyfriend? Do you have a solution?"

"of course."

Just as he finished speaking, he saw a man in an ancient censor's uniform break through the window and scolded, "Nonsense!"

The man was tall and handsome, with a pair of sword-shaped eyebrows slanting into his temples, narrow eyes, a straight nose, and a solemn face. He was upright and awe-inspiring. What was even more surprising was that he wore a bronze sword at his waist, and he looked serious. .

The young man surnamed Hu snorted coldly and said, "You move very fast."

The man in the censor's uniform was solemn and dignified, "This man's lifespan is over, he should have fallen into reincarnation and reincarnation, but you made him and the dog change their souls, it's true." Going against the way of heaven, I will unseal your seal today, and follow the heavens, so don't mess around again."

The two are the Rabbit God and Yushi.

The Rabbit God laughed when he heard it, and stood in front of Xia Yi and Wen Zi, facing Yu Shi, picked up a bunch of hair in his hand to play with, and said casually, "How dare you."

The censor was so annoyed that he wanted to draw his sword, "Get out of the way!"

Tu'ershen's eyes sharpened, and her red lips looked like a smile but not a smile, and there was something strange about it, "I refuse to let you go, what can you do to me?"

Yu Shijian frowned, apparently impatient, "Don't mean that I dare not punish you!"

"Heh." Tu'er taunted in the myth, "You have always had only the laws of heaven, as long as there are people who go against the sky, there is nothing you dare not punish, even me, I won your sword."

The author has something to say: If your wife doesn't like to read it, just skip this short story and don't force yourself. I just want you to be happy.

This is the last story of Ghost Scroll.

The next section is Xianjuan, I can only write one story about Xianjuan, that’s right, it’s my rabbit god hahahaha

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