Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

Sha Liudan lifted the heavy curtain and turned sideways to let the Jade Emperor walk in slowly.

The Jade Emperor saw the glazed cup on the sandalwood table, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile, "Have you practiced so much this time?"

"This time the heat was well controlled, and no one was wasted." Sha Liudan said.

The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "Okay, I am very happy."

As he spoke, he picked up a elixir and put it in his mouth. The elixir melted in his mouth, flowed into his throat, and slid down his intestines, with a sweet and greasy aroma.

Sha Liudan looked at the other party's expression nervously, and asked, "What do you think, Your Majesty?"

"Very good." The Jade Emperor felt a tightness in his lower abdomen for an instant, and a faint blush appeared on the handsome face of Fengshen. He glanced at Sha Liudan, and his eyes were moist with charm. , actually changed.

Looking at the Jade Emperor like this, Sha Liudan suddenly felt astonishing changes in his body. He was different from the Jade Emperor in that he didn't need special pills to awaken his lust.

"Unrobe for me." There was nothing wrong with the Jade Emperor's words, it was serious, but his voice was a little hoarse.

"Okay!" Sha Liudan's voice became even hoarse, and he stepped forward to touch the Jade Emperor's waist, and slowly untied his robe, revealing the tight and white waist of the emperor...

Qu Zheng was lying on the bottom of the bed, he still didn't hear anything wrong, but he suddenly saw a robe embroidered with cloud patterns fall on the ground.

This is the brocade robe of the Jade Emperor. The clothes of the ancients were always complicated and multi-layered. The robes fell to the ground one by one. With the last white inner garment falling, Qu Zheng was in a bad mood.

What the hell are these two big men doing?Is it necessary to take off your clothes so naked? The habit of sleeping naked is very bad.

Qu Zheng suddenly heard the panting of two men again, as if they were listening to an A.

Qu Zheng's heart was full of tears, his guts turned green with regret, curiosity really killed people, why did he insist on running in here?In this very embarrassing situation.

"Ah..." Jade Emperor suddenly called out.

Qu Zheng's heart twitched when he heard that, you said Jade Emperor, aside from your terrifying identity, is a big man after all, calling like a woman. Is the bed really good?

"Your Majesty, are you comfortable being served by the minister?" Sha Liudan's breathing was even more heavy, hoarse full of desire.

"Ah... um..." The man's voice answered Salyudan's question.

The two of them fell heavily on the bed, and the bed creaked.

Sha Liudan pressed on the Jade Emperor and waited hard on him.

The man's face was flushed, his lips were slightly parted, and his whole body was convulsed with joy. It was obviously a surge of emotion. Suddenly, he let out another coquettish cry and released it.

"General, that's great!" the man murmured in a daze.

Salioudan said with a hoarse smile, "As long as His Majesty likes it. This elixir is very effective, and it will make you feel better."

As he spoke, he pushed himself in and moved vigorously.

"I... ah..."

The man kept humming, and couldn't control it at all. He was extremely happy, and the spring in the room was alluring.

Poor Qu Zheng felt the constant vibrations under the bed, he almost jumped up in fright, cold sweat dripped all over his body.

If these two people find out that losing his life is a trivial matter, but losing face is a major matter. He is not a pervert, and he has no hobby of spying on other people's affairs.

The sky is lingering, the earth is lingering, the Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law.

Qu Zheng was so anxious that he chanted mantras indiscriminately, and even Taishang Laojun moved out.

After a while, the bed vibrated rhythmically, accompanied by the sound of the man panting and screaming.

Qu Zheng heard it as if he had been tortured, his clothes were drenched with sweat.

If someone asked Qu Zheng afterwards: "Listening to the erotic sex of two big men in this situation, do you feel that self-proclaimed straight man?"

Qu Zheng would definitely say calmly: "I refuse to answer this question."

The so-called rolling shutter general, known as the Jade Emperor's personal bodyguard, is actually a bed warmer, similar to the maid who makes beds and folds quilts to warm beds in the human world.

Many gods, Buddhas and people with gossip minds all guessed that Sha Liudan was the queen mother and the Jade Emperor when they rolled the curtains, and some even secretly thought that Sha Liudan might be the queen mother's secret lover. side dishes.

But this is not the case. On the contrary, Shaliu Dan is dedicated to serving the Jade Emperor, from alchemy to rolling up the quilt and making the bed, to serving the Jade Emperor with his own body.

The two of them are worthy of being gods, and their bodies are very good. For a man in the world, seven times a night is an almost impossible task, and there is a danger of exhaustion.

Qu Zheng had reason to believe that seven times a night was handed down by the gods when they practiced double cultivation to harm the world.

The so-called first time is new, second time is familiar, Qu Zheng was not used to listening to it the first time, but the second time he became much calmer, and in the end he almost fell asleep.

The hard-working fish and water sex between the two men is still going on.

Qu Zheng almost woke up from his sleep until the strong shaking of the two men on the bed stopped, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"General Sha, I am very satisfied this time."

I don't know how long it has passed, the Jade Emperor said lightly.

The two men got out of bed, and Sha Liudan put on the robes for the Jade Emperor one by one. It is good to be a fairy. .

Sha Liudan said: "As long as His Majesty is satisfied."

The Jade Emperor asked, "How many more pills are there?"

Sha Liudan said: "There are still seven."

The Jade Emperor said: "Take it here and let me have a look."

"Yes." Sha Liudan handed over the glazed cup.

Only to hear the Jade Emperor say again: "This elixir is very good, I want to give it to a few lovers."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sound of "pa..." Shaliu Pill shook his hand, the glass cup fell to the ground and shattered, and seven red pills rolled down to the ground.

"What are you doing?" The Jade Emperor scolded angrily.

Sha Liudan didn't seem to hear the emperor's anger, he just stood there in a daze, his face was pale, his skin was originally a healthy bronze color, but now it was pale without a trace of blood, one can imagine how much he felt in his heart. shocked.

The Jade Emperor narrowed his long and narrow eyes, and said coldly: "Why, do you have an opinion?"

Sha Liudan said: "Yes, my elixir will never be given to anyone other than Your Majesty."

He spoke firmly and looked directly at the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor sternly said: "Shaliu Dan, how courageous you are! How dare you disobey me! You smashed the glass cup, and I will order you to make another thousand, ten thousand pills!"

Sha Liudan said calmly: "Forgive me!"

Following his words, there was an instant deathlike silence.

The Jade Emperor stared at the other party. After a long time, he suddenly raised his head and laughed loudly: "Okay! You are fine! Sha Liudan, for the sake of old love, I spare your life. You can go to the lower realm."

Amid wild laughter, Jade Emperor, the most ruthless man in the world, lifted the curtain and walked out.

Sha Liudan stood upright, motionless, his face was even more ashen, his glazed eyes were dazed, as if he had lost his mind.

Qu Zheng bitterly hoped that he would leave quickly so that he could leave this ghostly place.

After an unknown amount of time, he suddenly said, "Come out."

Qu Zheng was startled when he heard the words, only to hear Sha Liudan say again: "I know you are under the bed."

Qu Zheng smiled wryly in his heart, he was indeed discovered, it was too embarrassing, he moved his body, he slid out, straightened up like a carp, and stood up.

Sha Liudan saw the person clearly, and said, "You are that Taibai's new disciple."

Qu Zheng clasped his fists and said, "I'm going to Qu Zheng, I've seen General Sha. May I ask how the General knew I was under the bed?"

Sha Liudan said: "This is my territory, how can I not know if a stranger comes in?"

Qu Zheng touched his nose, really not knowing what to say.

Sha Liudan said coldly: "I don't expose it, because I don't care what kind of god it is."

It is the Jade Emperor who tactfully begs for love under him, even if someone peeps at him, he is not the one who suffers, this is the wonderful psychology of a man.

Qu Zheng could only smile bitterly, still not knowing what to say.

Sha Liudan said: "I have devoted my whole life to cultivating Taoism and ascension. I thought that if I became a god, I would be immortal, and I would be attached to him all the year round. Before today, I still thought so. But I was wrong. I suddenly understood , He didn’t take me to heart at all, to him, my salutan was just a used and thrown away piece of clothing.”

Of course he was referring to the Jade Emperor.

Qu Zheng couldn't tell what it was like in his heart, and said, "You...sorry..."

Sha Liudan bent down suddenly, picked up the pills scattered on the ground one by one, and said: "You stretch out your hand."

"Ah?" Qu Zheng stretched out his hand involuntarily.

Sha Liudan put seven pills in Qu Zheng's palm.

Qu Zheng held it with both hands, as if he was holding a bunch of hot-handed mountain yu.

Sha Liudan couldn't help showing sadness in his eyes anymore, and said slowly: "These pills are made with my hard work, don't waste them."

Qu Zheng: "..."

He smiled wryly, he didn't need this thing.

Sha Liudan said: "Little brother, we will not change the green mountains, and the green water will flow forever."

Qu Zheng's face changed, and he cried out: "You..."

He was shocked to see Sha Liudan's body spread out like quicksand, and disappeared in an instant, and then the attic collapsed like sand blowing by the wind, and the sound of rustling was endless, and after a while, like a dream, this place became There was a piece of flat land, still surrounded by clouds and mist, as if there had never been an attic here, and it seemed as if nothing had happened.

Qu Zheng stood between the sky and the earth, letting the strong wind blow his sleeves, holding the elixir in both hands, standing there in a daze.

Sha Liudan disappeared just like that. He must have descended into the world and became a man-eating monster in Liushahe.

Legend has it that Xuanzang of the Tang Dynasty was reincarnated in the tenth life. He went to the West to learn scriptures in each life. He passed the Liusha River and was eaten by the sand monk every time. Only one skull was left to make a bone chain and hang around his neck. , Finally in the tenth life, Tang Xuanzang could go to the west smoothly only with the disciple Sun Wukong as the guard.

Therefore, Drifting Monk was also Tang Xuanzang's catastrophe.