Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

Qu Zheng actually stayed in the attic overnight, when the golden light shone in the sky, it was already morning.

He stood there in a daze for a long time, feeling a little dazed for a moment. He was the one who really didn't belong to this world. Ever since Chen Yi disappeared, he had been very lonely in his heart, and even often felt disheartened and powerless.

"Hey... boy!"

Qu Zheng turned his head when he heard the words, and saw a person walking towards him staggeringly, this person was tall and strong, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, it was the canopy.

Canopy was obviously drunk, hiccupping all the time, reeking of alcohol, and his eyes were straight.

He saw Qu Zheng, narrowed his eyes, leaned forward, patted the boy on the shoulder heavily, and grinned, "Boy, it's you! Hehehe..."

Originally, he had suffered under Taibai's subordinates because of his youth, and his temper should have caused trouble for him, but when he saw the Zhong Lingyuxiu youth, he lost all anger.

Everyone has a love of beauty, let alone a canopy?He has always been soft-hearted towards beauties, regardless of gender.

Qu Zheng raised his eyebrows and didn't speak.

Tianpeng grabbed his shoulders and said: "Boy, accompany brother to have a drink."

Qu Zheng freed a hand holding the elixir, slapped the opponent's paw away, and said, "Marshal, I have to go back to the Taoist Palace immediately."

Tianpeng chuckled, turned his eyes, saw the elixir in Qu Zheng's hand, gasped, and said, "Isn't this Laojun's golden elixir?"

Qu Zheng's heart moved, he shook his head and said, "No."

Tianpeng said: "It must be, can't you recognize me as an old pig when I'm drunk?"

As he spoke, he couldn't help but took a pill from Qu Zheng's hand and threw it into his mouth.

Qu Zheng didn't have time to stop him, he shouted: "Hey..."

"Don't be stingy, old pig, I am a canopy marshal, what's wrong with taking some of your pills?"

While talking, Tianpeng took one pill to the left and one pill to the right, and he ate up all seven pills.

Qu Zheng: "..."

This person is indeed transformed from a pig, and he is not afraid of being poisoned if he sees anything greedy.

After Tianpeng took the seven pills, he froze immediately, his big face suddenly turned red like blood, and his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

Qu Zheng grabbed his right wrist pulse, only to feel that the tentacles were burning like fire, and the wrist pulse was beating crazily, as if he was about to burst out of his body. He asked in a deep voice, "How do you feel?"

Poor Canopy stared straight at Qu Zheng, his whole body trembling all the time, he felt as if his whole body was about to explode, and his lower body also underwent astonishing changes, he stared at Qu Zheng with blood red eyes, and shouted: "Don't touch me, kid! "

Hearing this, Qu Zheng immediately let go of his hand, and flew ten feet upside down, he didn't want to be the victim of the powerful aphrodisiac.

Bajie, this is your fate, bear it well.

"what……"

At this time, the canopy suddenly yelled, covering its lower body with both hands, jumping around like a big grasshopper, jumping all the way forward, and in an instant, there was only a black spot left.

Qu Zheng unfolded his body skills and chased after him.

Canopy rushed forward, his mind was in a daze, his body clamored for him to find a woman to vent, and the only thing he thought of was Chang'e sister in Guanghan Palace. He had missed Chang'e for a long time, and he had always been lustful. Gallbladder, at this moment, was dazzled by the strong medicine, and rushed straight into the Guanghan Palace.

In Guanghan Palace, Chang'e was dressed in feather clothes and neon clothes, leaning on the cloud couch, her brows were like smoke and melancholy, and her soul-stirring eyes were full of thoughts. She suddenly heard a sound from outside the palace, and her eyes showed surprise. He got up in a hurry and walked out in a fluttering manner.

Who knew that as soon as she walked out, a person almost bumped into her head-on, she let out a coquettish cry, and took a closer look, only to see that this person was panting heavily, his face was flushed, and his nose smelled of alcohol. The Grand Marshal Canopy who commands the navy.

Before she could react, Tianpeng had already grabbed her jade hand, panting, "Sister Chang'e, you miss me so much, just follow me."

Chang'e's delicate face turned pale with anger, she shook her hand, and shouted angrily: "Tianpeng! You are crazy! You are so rude!"

With red eyes, Tianpeng shouted, "I'm not crazy! I can't take it anymore."

As he spoke, he grabbed her sleeve again and wanted to kiss her face with his mouth.

Chang'e raised her brows upside down, her eyes cast a cold light, she touched her slender waist with her right hand, and with a swish sound, a colorful streamer ribbon floated up and wrapped around the neck of the canopy.

Startled, the canopy flew upside down, avoiding the ribbons.

Chang'e's expression was serious, and she shouted: "Deng Tuzi! Suffer death!"

With a flick of the ribbon in her hand, it turned into thousands of ribbons, rolling towards the canopy as if they were alive.

The canopy retreated all the way, finally regained consciousness, and shouted urgently: "Sister Chang'e, please be merciful! I know I was wrong!"

Chang'e turned a deaf ear to it, and the ribbons followed like a shadow, about to wrap around the canopy.

"Who is fighting here?!" Suddenly there was a shout like a thunderbolt, and the picket spirit officer patrolling the Tiangong suddenly appeared in midair.

Chang'e put away the ribbon and raised her voice: "The picketing of the spirit officer, Marshal Canopy broke into my fairy's Guanghan Palace and made fun of me. It is really abominable and hateful. Please ask the spirit officer to report to the Jade Emperor and make decisions for this fairy."

The picket spirit glared angrily and waved his hand. Thousands of heavenly generals suddenly appeared around the Guanghan Palace, each holding a law enforcement steel whip, and surrounded the Guanghan Palace with water.

Seeing that the situation is not good, Tianpeng shouted: "Officer Ling, do you dare to take this Marshal?"

The picket spirit officer said coldly: "Do you think I dare? Do it!"

The Chang'e ribbon flew out again and rolled towards the canopy, wrapping him into a big meat dumpling from beginning to end.

The heavenly generals took the opportunity to swarm up and crush the canopy to the ground. Chang'e took back her ribbon and snorted coldly, her anger still lingering on her pretty face.

The picket Lingguan flew down, cupped his fists and said: "Fairy, don't worry, follow me to the Lingxiao Palace to meet the Jade Emperor."

Chang'e nodded and said, "There is a labor officer."

The two went to Lingxiao Palace together.

"What are you doing? Let me go! I am the majestic Marshal of the Canopy..."

The heavenly generals escorted the canopy to the Lingxiao Palace, and the canopy struggled desperately along the way, shouting and roaring like thunder.

Qu Zheng was originally sitting on the high cloud steps to watch the fun, and he floated down after everyone had left.

At this time, Taibai Jinxing hurriedly came from a distance, saw him, and shouted: "It was really easy for me to find, why didn't you stay in my moral palace?"

Qu Zheng said: "It's too boring, come out for a walk."

Taibai frowned, and asked, "You didn't cause any trouble, did you?"

Qu Zheng let out an "uh" and was about to answer when another roar from the canopy came from a distance: "Let me go! My old pig is the marshal of the canopy!"

"No, nothing."

Qu Zheng pretended he didn't hear, he didn't blink, and kept talking nonsense with his eyes open.

Taibai asked in surprise, "What happened to Peng that day?"

Qu Zheng said calmly: "It's nothing serious, I just teased Fairy Chang'e and was arrested by the Heavenly General. I heard that I'm going to the Lingxiao Palace to meet the Jade Emperor."

"Oh! Terrible!" Taibai's face changed drastically, he stomped his feet and said: "This is a catastrophe, His Majesty will be furious, and the canopy will die!"

As he spoke, he pulled Qu Zheng up, summoned an auspicious cloud, and hurriedly flew towards the Lingxiao Palace.

In Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor sat on the throne with a calm face, listening to Chang'e's angry narration.

After Chang'e finished speaking, he nodded and said: "I understand, I will immediately cut off the post of marshal of the canopy, fairy, are you satisfied?"

Chang'e stretched her eyebrows and said, "Let Your Majesty decide."

"Your Majesty! My old pig refuses to accept it! You didn't do anything to Fairy, why did you impose such a heavy sentence?" Canopy was crushed by the generals and knelt down on the ground, stubbornly stiffening his neck, and shouted loudly at this moment.

Hearing a loud "bang", the Jade Emperor slapped the jade table and said angrily: "Presumptuous! Such a canopy, dare to yell in front of me! You can see how arrogant you are on weekdays, let me say one more thing, Killed you with my own hands!"

"My old pig just refuses to accept it!" Canopy roared, and with the roar, his body suddenly inflated and swelled until it almost reached the roof of the palace. With a sudden and bang sound, after the thick smoke passed, it turned into a head. big black pig.

This big black pig has two big white shiny fangs, two puffs of white gas coming out of its big nostrils, and a low growl sound from its throat, its eyes are like copper bells, emitting a fierce light, and it's going crazy. There was a rampage in the hall.

Amidst the loud rumbling noise, the big black pig knocked down seven or eight beams and pillars in the hall one after another. In an instant, a corner of the Lingxiao Palace collapsed, and smoke and dust filled the air.

The big black pig ran out of the Lingxiao Palace with a roar like thunder.

These things happened in an instant, and suddenly, the gods were in chaos and screams everywhere.

Li Jing, Nezha and his son and the military officers chased them out, but the civil servants were different, they hugged each other, trembling.

The Jade Emperor was still sitting upright on the throne, his face behind the bead curtain of the imperial crown was expressionless, and a piece of glazed tile fell on his head with a bang.

He reached out and took it off, holding it tightly, and the glazed tiles turned into flying ash in his palm for a moment.

The Queen Mother Yaochi, the water is as clear as a mirror, vast and boundless, and the cranes and phoenixes are flying and singing on the pond, creating a peaceful environment.

There is a large piece of precious land beside the Yaochi, where hundreds of nine-turn seven-color Ganoderma lucidum are planted. The Ganoderma lucidum is irrigated with pond water, and the plants flutter in the wind. The leaves are as green as emeralds, shining with seven-color light, which is really gratifying.

Suddenly, a big black pig ran over, ran into the treasure land, opened its mouth wide, slammed and slammed, ate the Ganoderma lucidum grass, stepped on it in a mess, and finally made a plopping sound, the big black pig It fell into the Yaochi, shaking the sky with splashes of water.

After a while, a person appeared out of the pool, it was the canopy, and he regained his human form.

He stood in the pool water blankly, without moving for a long time.

Everything in the world generates and restrains each other, this Ganoderma lucidum happened to cure the poison of the elixir, coupled with the coldness of the Yaochi water, the canopy was completely awake.

The heavenly generals headed by Li Jing and Nezha chased after Yaochi, but Tianpeng did not resist this time and was escorted back to Lingxiao Palace.

The Lingxiao Temple is still in ruins, and the gods are in their positions, standing on both sides, including Taibaijinxing.

Li Jing reported: "Your Majesty, Tianpeng acted so boldly that he went to Yaochi to eat up all the Ganoderma lucidum grass."

The Jade Emperor stared at the dejected canopy below, and said coldly: "Take this beast to the Demon Slaying Platform, and tear his corpse into thousands of pieces!"

"Slow down! Slow down!"

Taibai hurried out and said: "Your Majesty, the canopy is not a sin to die, and it is not easy for him to practice. Please think twice, Your Majesty, and spare his life."

"Taibai, it's you again!" The Jade Emperor smiled angrily, and said, "What reason do you have to convince me this time? After this beast destroyed my Lingxiao Temple and ate the Queen Mother's ganoderma grass?"

Taibai said calmly: "Your Majesty, I know that Tianpeng has caused a catastrophe. You only need to demote him to the mortal world. Why do you have to put him to death? Your Majesty has always been benevolent, wise, generous and loving. Please think again. Think again."

The Jade Emperor stared at Taibai for a long time, but there was still no expression on his face, no one knew what he was thinking.

Taibai looked directly at the man sitting on the throne, without lowering his head.

"Okay!" The Jade Emperor smiled on his face and said, "Taibai, I will spare him his death. However, the death penalty is inevitable, but the living penalty cannot be escaped. Come, bring the sky hammer. I will hammer this beast with two thousand hammers. If he is still alive, Throw him down."

In this way, the canopy was hammered two thousand sky hammers by the Jade Emperor on the spot, one hammer was not too much, and one hammer was not less.

Qu Zheng was waiting near the Lingxiao Palace, listening to the continuous screams from the canopy, he was really worried that he would not be able to make it through.

After finally waiting for Taibai Jinxing to come, Qu Zheng asked: "You old man think that the canopy is not in danger of life?"

Taibai shook his head and said: "Don't worry, Tianpeng once ate my eldest brother Laojun's Nine-Turn Golden Elixir. Although it is not much worse than Wukong's Vajra Indestructible Body, he can always go to the lower realm with a sigh of relief."

Qu Zheng said: "That's good."

"Alas..." Taibai Bai frowned, and sighed: "With a Wukong, there is another canopy, what a headache, I think His Majesty is really mad."

Qu Zheng smiled and said, "Yes."

Then how could the Jade Emperor personally execute Tianpeng if he was not mad?

Taibai said: "Let's go to Tushita Palace to meet Wukong now, let's go."

Qu Zheng was overjoyed and said, "Okay, how is he?"

Taibai said: "It's good, he's still alive and kicking in the gossip furnace, and my elder brother can't do anything about him for a while."

While talking, the two headed towards the Tushita Palace of Taishang Laojun.