Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

Time really flies like an arrow. The five masters and apprentices traveled westward for more than a year, and it was autumn when the maple leaves were full of red.

It was getting late that day, and the five masters and apprentices had walked for a whole day. They had eaten up all their dry food and were unbearably hungry. Bajie complained: "My brothers, my old pig is carrying this huge luggage, climbing mountains and wading through mountains and rivers." , I can’t get enough to eat every day, and I’m starving, I can’t live through this day.”

"Idiot!" Wukong swung his stick and scolded: "We complain all day long, the four of us, including Master, don't eat half as much as you alone, and you eat all of them, and you still think you eat less, and a little less is just right. Lose your body fat."

Xuanzang said in front of the horse, "Bajie, don't complain, we will find someone to stay overnight and just ask for a fast meal."

Bajie whimpered and complained non-stop, and said, "Where is there a family in this barren mountain?"

"No, there is a family here, look..." Qu Zheng said suddenly, pointing forward.

When everyone heard the words and looked in the distance, they saw a grove of pines, cypresses and bamboos not far away, revealing several rooms with red walls and green tiles, and attics with flying eaves.

Xuanzang saw it clearly immediately, and said happily, "That's it."

Wukong immediately climbed up to the cloud head, opened his fiery eyes and looked down, only to see the misty colorful clouds below, lingering with fairy aura, a thousand auspicious aura, his heart moved, he knew that it was transformed from a fairy, he didn't want to reveal the secret, and said according to the cloud: " It's a good place, let's go and spend the night."

Xuanzang got off his horse and saw a gate tower with hanging lotus trunks, carved beams and painted buildings, and said: "It seems that it is a rich and noble family, we must not enter without permission."

Qu Zheng said: "It doesn't matter, we go in directly, the master won't blame us."

"Alright then." Xuanzang hesitated for a moment, straightened his monk's robes, and walked in slowly.

Ao Lie tied up the white horse, Bajie put away his luggage, and the four followed him in.

There are three halls to the south, the curtains are hung high, a picture of longevity mountain and blessing sea is on the screen door, and a red spring couplet is pasted on the golden lacquer pillars on both sides, which reads:

The silk is weak and the Liuping Bridge is late, and the snow is a little fragrant in the spring.

Xuanzang has read poetry and books since he was a child, and he is also from a scholarly family. Even if he is a monk, he is also a standard tall, rich and handsome. Looking at these exquisite and elegant decorations, he knew that this family was not ordinary people.

Suddenly there was a sound of the door curtain, and a half-old lady with still charming charm came out from the back hall, and said lightly, "Who are you? You broke into my widow's door without permission?"

Xuanzang saluted and said: "Don't blame it! Don't blame it! The poor monk is from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. The five masters and apprentices passed by the precious land. convenient."

The woman smiled and said: "Since you are an eminent monk from the East, it's okay. Please sit down, please sit down."

She was very enthusiastic and asked the five masters and apprentices to sit down, and ordered a girl with a bun and hanging silk to come up and serve tea with fruits, a gold plate, and a white jade cup. The fruity tea was fragrant.

The five of Xuanzang began to eat unceremoniously, and the girl ordered a vegetarian meal, and served them one by one. The four of Quzheng were so hungry, especially Bajie, that he wished he could swallow the plate too.

Only Xuanzang was polite, and after eating a small bowl of rice and a few slices of vegetables, he stopped eating.

He clasped his palms together and said, "This kind Bodhisattva, what is the name of Gao? What is the name of your place?"

The woman said: "This is the boundary of Hezhou in Xiniu. My maiden's family name is Jia, and my husband's family name is Mo. Unfortunately, my parents-in-law and husband died early, leaving only a young woman and three daughters. Wan Guan, a thousand hectares of fertile land, it is really hard to give up, the three daughters are also like flowers and jade, they can be married as wives, and they want to sit on the mountain to recruit husbands, just a few of them bumped into the door, it is really fate, I don't know what the elders think?"

Xuanzang's face changed slightly, he remained silent, closed his eyes slightly, looked at his nose with his eyes, and watched his heart with his nose, as if he didn't hear.

The woman looked at his face, and smiled again: "There are paddy fields and dry fields, and mountain farms with fruit trees, each of more than 90 hectares. There are more than a thousand buffaloes, groups of mules and horses, and countless pigs and sheep. There are sixty or seventy pastures in Zhuangbao in the southeast, northwest, and north. At home, there are enough grains for [-] years, silks that can’t be worn for more than ten years, and gold and silver that can’t be used up for a lifetime. It’s better than the gold tents hiding the spring and the two rows of gold hairpins. If your masters and apprentices are willing to change their minds, Wouldn't it be much better to live in Han's house, to be at ease, and to enjoy a lifetime of glory and wealth, than to toil westward and travel through thousands of mountains and rivers?"

Xuanzang even pretended to be deaf and dumb, and simply recited the scriptures.

And Bajie was already stunned by what he heard, with two upturned noses and a big mouth, he was blowing air all the time, and then a trace of saliva dripped from the corner of his mouth.

There seemed to be a nail on his buttocks, he swayed from right to left, and couldn't help it anymore, he shouted: "Master, you should quickly agree to the benefits of wealth and honor."

Xuanzang's complexion finally changed, and he said angrily: "Well, you Bajie, as a teacher and a monk, how can you be tempted by wealth? You have been with me for so long, don't you even have this kind of practice?"

Bajie pouted and dared not say any more.

Qu Zheng jokingly said, "Zhuzhu, you want to be the son-in-law, so why bother with Master?"

Wukong said: "That's right, you idiot is full of lust, don't forget, you also have a daughter-in-law."

Ao Lie still had a pear stuffed in his mouth, unable to speak, he nodded in agreement.

Bajiezhu blushed, and said: "Don't make fun of me, Cuilan is far away from this mountain, she won't know, besides, it's normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines. "

Qu Zheng said: "Why are you a man? Aren't you a boar? Hahaha..."

He couldn't help laughing anymore, and Wu Kong and Ao Lie also burst into belly laughs, and the three of them laughed so hard that they almost formed a ball.

Xuanzang couldn't laugh, and said to the woman: "This Bodhisattva, don't talk too much, I have made up my mind, I will never shake the Buddha's heart, and I will be your son-in-law."

An angry look appeared on the woman's face, and she said coldly: "In that case, everyone, please go away, no guests will be kept in this humble house."

"Wait! Wait!" Bajie has no scruples anymore, and hurriedly said: "Mother! Leave Master alone, I am willing, I am willing."

Wukong laughed loudly and said: "This idiot even called his mother out, so he is not ashamed."

Bajie was only deaf, and said: "You just go to learn scriptures with Master, don't delay my old pig's heaven-sent marriage."

Xuanzang said angrily: "What are you talking about? You will be a teacher for a day and a father for the rest of your life. You don't even listen to my words."

Bajie didn't look at him, bowed his head and said: "Master is just a master, and has nothing to do with father. What if I marry a daughter-in-law? No one cares."

Xuanzang was taken aback for a moment, then silently stopped talking, feeling somewhat sad in his heart.

Qu Zheng suddenly said: "You are ugly and invincible. Her daughter may not like you."

Just as Bajie was about to answer, the woman said: "This young master is right, this elder is a bit ugly, I'm afraid my three daughters don't want to."

Hearing the words, Bajie let out a hasty snort, closed his long mouth, slapped his two big ears together, and narrowed it down as much as possible, finally he didn't look so ugly, he said with a smile: "Mother, you don't know, I'm ugly. A bit ugly, but there is plenty of strength, besides, my master, although he is handsome, but he will fall when the wind blows, what's the point?"

The woman glanced at Xuanzang's increasingly black face, pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "You are right, so I decided to recruit you. The other three, besides Master, who else is interested in being my son-in-law?"

"No, no, it has nothing to do with us."

The three of Qu Zheng shook their heads and refused, those who drank tea drank tea, those who ate fruit ate fruit, while Xuanzang was silently reciting the mantra of clearing the heart, a peaceful scene.

"Okay then," the woman clapped her hands together and raised her voice inside, "Daughters, come out."

Following the voice, a female laughter as clear as a silver bell came, and three big girls with weak willows and strong winds lifted the curtain and walked out, only to hear rings jingle, the fragrance was intoxicating, each of them was full of jewels, and their lips were delicate. Beautiful face, fluttering embroidered skirt, graceful and enchanting figure, no worse than the fairy Chang'e in the sky.

The girl in the red dress said softly, "I'm really serious."

The girl in the green skirt said crisply: "I am love."

The girl in the pink skirt pursed her lips and said, "I am Lian Lian."

Qu Zheng was drinking tea, when he saw these three big girls, he almost spit out a sip of tea, and tried his best to hold back his laughter.

He laughed, because apart from Avalokitesvara, a bodhisattva who couldn't tell whether he was male or female, the other two were Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva. , and also turned into a big girl, whose behavior and deeds are completely unrecognizable, which is really ridiculous.

The woman pretending to be the three mothers is Li Shan's old mother, which is quite normal.

At this time, the woman smiled and said: "Three good girls, since you have met Elder Zhu, you can go back to your room."

The three girls smiled coquettishly like silver bells, and passed in front of Ba Jie one by one, leaving behind a scent of fragrance, they turned into the inner hall.

They walked for a long time, but Bajie was still drooling non-stop, his dazed appearance really made one want to go up and kick him.

Wukong couldn't stand it anymore, so he stepped up and kicked him hard, cursing: "You idiot! Be your son-in-law, don't stay here to obstruct your grandson's eyes."

Bajie was off guard and staggered when he hit him, but he was not angry, he just laughed, he was so lustful and lustful, he was so happy that he was stupid.

"Pig son-in-law, come with me." The woman stood up, lifted the curtain and walked to the inner hall, Bajie hurriedly followed.

Ao Lie worried: "Will Junior Brother Zhu be in danger?"

Qu Zheng said: "Why do you think this? What do you see?"

Ao Lie said: "Zheng, don't you think it's strange? How could there be such a huge mansion in this barren mountain? How can someone earn such a large family property by a few hundred miles away without a village or shop behind him? ? It is conceivable that the mother and daughter are either monsters or immortals."

Xuanzang suddenly opened his eyes when he heard the words, and scolded: "Why didn't you say it earlier? What should I do?"

Ao Lie explained: "Senior Brother's piercing eyes, you must have seen it, he didn't say anything, he has his own reason."

Xuanzang's expression softened slightly, and he asked, "Wukong, what do you say?"

Wukong laughed and said: "Master, don't worry, that idiot is dressed in lard, and Bodhisattvas still look down on him."

"It turned out to be a Bodhisattva, so it's all right." Xuanzang closed his eyes again and said, "The eight precepts are not stable in practice, and the lust is not precepted. It's good to have a lesson."

Qu Zheng said indifferently: "After this lesson, if Ba Jie is still half-hearted, there is no need to stay."

Wukong said: "That's right, let's ignore it for now, and go and have a good rest."

After the four masters and apprentices had enough food and drink, they found a large wing room to rest.

Besides, Bajie followed his mother-in-law through layers of houses and courtyards, and he didn't know how deep or far it was. Bajie only knew that his feet almost hurt from walking, so he reached the inner hall of the deep courtyard.

The woman stopped, turned around and said, "I have one thing, which is very embarrassing."

Bajie laughed and said, "Mother, what's the matter? Could it be that the sisters are still unwilling?"

The woman said: "That's not true. I have three daughters, but you only have one. No daughter is suitable for you."

Bajie said: "Mother, there is no need to make things difficult, just give me the three older sisters."

The woman said angrily, "That won't work! Stop talking nonsense! How can you take my three daughters by yourself?"

Bajie said: "Mother's words are wrong, I learned the art of fighting at a young age, seven times a night is no problem, I guarantee my sisters will be happy."

"No! No!" The woman still shook her head, pondered for a moment, then took out a big red scarf from her sleeve, and said, "Well, I have a handkerchief here, you put it on your head, cover your face, hit the sky Marriage, my three daughters will walk in front of you one by one, whichever daughter you catch will marry you."

Bajie said: "That's also good."

He took the big red cloth and covered his head, his eyes were all red and he couldn't see anything.

I only heard my mother-in-law shouting: "Really, Aiai, Lianlian, come out."

"Okay!" Hearing a soft laugh, rings jingling non-stop, orchid musk fragrance lingering, Ba Jie was intoxicated, staggered forward as if drunk, flailing his hands wildly, I just want to catch a beautiful girl.

I didn't know that he missed the left and couldn't hit the right, but Wen Jiao's laughter and the jingling of the rings were endless, and he was dizzy. He hit the wall and the door several times, and his mouth was swollen and his head was swollen. It hurt, and finally panting like a cow, I sat down on the ground, took off the red hijab on my head, and yelled: "I won't play! I won't play! My sisters are so slippery, I can't catch any of them."

The woman was standing in front of him, and the three older girls were laughing all the time, laughing together.

Bajie said angrily: "Mother, my sisters don't want me, so you should recruit me, I'm not too old."

The woman said: "It's not big or small, even the mother-in-law wants it. How about it, my three daughters are ingenious, and each of them knits a pearl sweater. Whichever daughter's knitting you want to wear will be the one you want."

Bajie was overjoyed and said: "I wear all three together, I want whichever one I want."

Sure enough, the woman took three glittering pearl shirts from the back room, and Bajie put them on immediately without doubting him. As soon as she put them on, she groaned in pain and fell to the ground.

It turned out that the pearl shirt turned into a few strands of rope. After winding him dozens of times and tying him tightly, he suddenly flew up again and hung his head upside down on a pine tree, creaking and creaking. Shake with the wind.

The manor turned into nothingness in an instant, only a forest was left, and the four people had long since disappeared into golden light.

"Ouch, ouch, the four Bodhisattvas have bullied me, my old pig, and I've been fooled by lard, so I won't dare again in the future. Oh, help! Master! Brother! Brother Monkey! Help!"

The hateful and pitiful Bajie was hanged upside down from a tree and screamed all night.