Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

In the Great Leiyin Temple of the Western Heaven, the Tathagata is still the same as he has been for thousands of years, sitting on the lotus platform, resting his forehead with his hands, and asked: "Ayin, what is the result of this trial?"

Avalokitesvara sat at the bottom, lowered her eyes and said: "Elder Jin Chan's Buddha's heart is firm, and he doesn't love Mei Jiao Niang."

"Oh..." Tathagata said with a slight smile on his face, "It seems that Chan'er doesn't like men or women anymore, so I can rest assured."

Guanyin: "..."

Boss, although you have great magic power and profound Dharma skills, isn't your mind a bit stuck?

Jin Chan’s not loving you doesn’t mean he doesn’t love men, not loving the beautiful Jiao’e we transformed into, and it doesn’t mean he doesn’t love women. No one can guarantee that he will be pure-hearted until he meets someone who really moves his heart. With few desires, the seven emotions are cut off, and the six desires are all gone.

Tathagata said again: "Since the cicada has maintained the body of a virgin boy for ten generations, and Yuanyang has not leaked at all, I am very relieved. If he has gone through hardships and passed 81 difficulties, he has come to my treasured land of Lingshan, and the Buddha's heart has not changed. If I don’t remember the past anymore, I will formally confer him the title of Zhantan Gongde Buddha, and he will become a golden body, and all the past will disappear, and everyone will be happy.”

"First of all, I wish my Lord all wishes come true, but," Guanyin hesitated, said, "There is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not?"

Speaking is an art. Before a person wants to say something, if he asks the other person whether he should say it or not, then the next word will probably not sound good.

"Oh..." Tathagata raised his eyebrows and said, "But it doesn't matter."

Guanyin bit her lower lip, hesitated for a long time, took a deep breath, and finally said: "The day my lord preached here, he once said..."

That day, the Tathagata told all the Bodhisattvas from all directions, including Avalokitesvara, the Three Vehicles, and after the Shurangama of the Five Aggregates, he said: "I look at the four major continents, and the good and evil of all living beings are different from each other. Those who overcome the Shenzhou in the east respect heaven Courtesy, refreshing heart and peace. People from Luzhou in the north are fond of killing, but only because they make ends meet. They are clumsy and affectionate, so they don’t practice much. I am a person in Hezhou, Xiniu, neither greedy nor killing. People have a long life.

"Only those in the southern Bubu continent are greedy for lust and enjoy misfortune, kill more and fight more. It is the so-called murderous field of tongue, right and wrong sea. The sentient beings in that side are stupid, slander the truth, do not know the purpose of my method, and neglect the authenticity of yoga. , It is really sad and deplorable, only I, the Tripitaka, can persuade the world to do good, and someone must take it to the Eastern Land, pass on the true meaning of my Buddha, pass it on to the Central Land forever, and persuade all living beings."

Tathagata's long list of words has only one central meaning, which is that among the four major continents, only my Greater China is the most shameful, everyone kills and eats meat, everyone is brutal and brutal, only his Buddhist scriptures can save him.

Let's not talk about whether his prejudiced words and concepts have wronged the people of my Greater China, but let's say that Xiniu Hezhou, which he praised Youjia, is under the jurisdiction of his Tathagata.

In other words, Xiniu Hezhou is his Tathagata's site, and is Xiniu Hezhou really the same as he boasted that everyone would neither greed nor kill?

No, this is the biggest lie of the Tathagata for thousands of years, especially shameless.

On the contrary, Xiniu Hezhou is the place with the most monsters and ghosts among the four major continents. Both monsters and humans are fighting bravely, killing countless people, setting off many wars, and the methods are cruel and outrageous.

Those in power always believe in the tenet that those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish. If there is a disturbance, they can destroy a country without hesitation, and even massacre millions of people.

So the West is the real hell on earth.

If the Tathagata's Buddhist scriptures can't even convert his own people, what face would he have to convert people in the world?

Of course Guanyin wouldn't say that clearly, but Tathagata's face darkened, and he said slowly, "Ayin, what do you want to explain?"

Avalokitesvara didn't look directly at Tathagata, but lowered his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes. After a long time, he sighed and said, "Don't worry, my lord. I will do my best to let my Buddhism flourish and my merits and virtues will be perfected."

Tathagata, I, Avalokitesvara, walked all the way in the west, in order to set up a golden cicada, what I saw and heard were all demons and ghosts rampant, which shocked me.

Amitabha, if you can't convert your own people, how can you talk about converting people in the world?There is no other way, the arrow is on the string, and I have to send it out. Let's let nature take its course to learn from the scriptures.

This is the first time Guanyin has questioned the matter of learning scriptures.

Besides, the four of Xuanzang, master and disciple heard birds chirping in their sleep, and when they opened their eyes, they saw that the east was turning white, and the sky was already bright. There was no such thing as a wealthy mansion, and the four of them fell asleep in the woods.

Xuanzang was startled by Amitabha chanting non-stop, and said repeatedly: "The Bodhisattvas left without saying a word, let us master and disciples sleep in the wild in this wild forest for a night, the night is cold and dew heavy, there are many snakes and insects, what if there is something good or bad? manage?"

Wukong jumped up and said: "It's nothing. Anyway, my old grandson is rough-skinned and thick-skinned. It doesn't matter if I'm a senior or a junior, but I'm afraid Bajie's idiot will be very bad."

Qu Zheng laughed and said, "Yeah, he must be calling for help from a certain tree right now."

Ao Lie neatly packed his luggage, picked it up, and said, "Master, let's go, we still have to hurry."

Xuanzang said: "I don't know where Bajie is, so wait a little longer."

Wukong took the white horse and walked into the forest, saying: "What do you care about him? He is free and rich, and has nothing to do with us."

Xuanzang said to Qu Zheng: "Xiao Zheng, do you think so too?"

Qu Zheng said: "It doesn't matter what I think, if you want to keep Bajie, you can stay, I have no objection."

"That's good," Xuanzang said after pondering for a moment, "Let's go to him first, and then make a decision."

Saying that, the master and the disciples had already entered the dense forest. After walking for a long time, they suddenly heard Bajie's voice for saving his life: "Master! Senior brother! Brother Monkey! I don't dare anymore, help me!"

Hearing this, Wukong jumped forward and saw Bajie hanging upside down on a pine tree, tied like a pig cage, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Good son-in-law, why don't you get up so late to thank your relatives, and don't get along with me?" We are announcing the good news, and we are still juggling here. Where's your mother? Where's your wife? What a son-in-law hanging upside down on a tree!"

The rope on Bajie's body is full of spiritual power, and his flesh is strangled. He is in unbearable pain, and he shouted for help all night, his throat is broken, and his voice is also hoarse. He suffered from the boss's punishment, and he finally hoped for a savior, but was rescued by Wukong. With such sarcasm, he immediately lost his breath and said weakly: "Brother Monkey, I know I was wrong, and I will never dare again. Master, I really know I was wrong, please save me!"

He looked at Xuanzang for help.

Xuanzang was still a little angry, turned his head, Wukong and Quzheng stood with their arms folded, and of course they would not make a move.

Only Ao Lie saw that Ba Jie was sweating profusely, he seemed to be about to collapse, he couldn't bear it, put down his luggage, flew up, and untied the rope in twos and twos.

Bajie fell to the ground with a bang, and immediately got up again, and kowtowed seventeen or eight times to Xuanzang and the others, with tears running down his face.

Xuanzang's heart softened in an instant, he quickly helped him up, and said: "It's good that you know your mistake, I don't blame you as a teacher."

Qu Zheng said coldly: "You have four bodhisattvas as relatives, one is your mother-in-law, and three are your wives. It's a blessing that no one else can cultivate in ten lifetimes. What's wrong with you? Why do you regret it?"

Bajie was even more ashamed, bowed his head and remained silent.

Xuanzang said: "Okay, Xiao Zheng, just forgive him this time."

Bajie hurriedly said: "Master, I will never dare to act recklessly in the future. If I am half-hearted, even if my bones are broken, I will shoulder the burden and risk my life to protect you from going to the Western Regions."

After he finished speaking, he immediately picked up the luggage on the ground and strode forward.

Xuanzang said with relief: "That's right, I'm still a good disciple."

The five masters and apprentices walked seventy or eighty miles, and the mountains and fields were wide. They thought they were about to walk out of the barren hills, but there was another high mountain blocking the way.

But seeing the mountain peaks and ridges, the roots are connected to the Kunlun vein, high into the sky, the cranes dance and the monkeys sing, the grass and trees are fragrant, there are plum forests, bamboos, green locust trees, green pines, white plums, red peaches, and green willows. Clouds come and go to good mountains, it is really a wonderful view of fairy mountains.

Wukong opened his eyes wide and did not blink, and shouted: "Master, senior brother, this is a good place, there is absolutely no evil, there must be a villa, we can take our time and go."

"Brother Monkey, I'll go ahead to find the way first." Bajie carried the load, running ahead vigorously.

Xuanzang immediately looked at it with great joy, and said: "Our journey to the west is full of poor mountains and bad waters. This is the first time we have seen such beautiful mountains and beautiful scenery. Xiaozheng, do you know what kind of mountain this is?"

He would ask this, because Qu Zheng is almost a living map, there is almost nothing he doesn't know, and he can find out just by asking.

Sure enough, Qu Zheng said: "This is called Longevity Mountain. There is a Taoist temple in the mountain called Wuzhuang Temple. The master of the temple is a supernatural power. His magic name is Zhen Yuanzi. His magic power is boundless. Ten Monkey Kings are not his opponents. He is arrogant and doesn't take any gods seriously, but..."

Xuanzang said, "But what?"

Qu Zheng said: "You also know that you are the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a disciple of the Tathagata. Back then, the Tathagata held some kind of orchid pot meeting, and Zhen Yuanzi went to the meeting. You once passed tea to him by yourself, so you are right. You look at him differently, as if you were his old friend."

Xuanzang was silent for a moment, and said: "I don't remember these things, and I am me, Jin Chanzi is Jin Chanzi, don't confuse the two of us."

After he finished speaking, he drove away in a hurry.

Qu Zheng was startled, shook his head and said, "What is he angry about?"

Ao Lie walked side by side with him and asked, "Why is Master angry?"

Qu Zheng stroked his chin and said, "I don't know, maybe it's the menopause."

Ao Lie blinked and said, "What is menopause?"

Qu Zheng said: "Menopause is menopause, you will know it when you become a woman."

Ao Lie said in shock: "When did Master become a woman? Why didn't I know? Zheng, wait for me..."

He wanted to ask again, but Qu Zheng had already gone far, so he hurriedly chased after him.

In Wuzhuang Temple, Zhen Yuanzi put Yuanshi Tianzun's golden invitation card on the jade case, pondered for a moment, and said: "The breeze, the bright moon."

Among his many disciples, two boys immediately stepped out, they were Qingfengmingyue.

The two looked at the boy who was about fifteen or sixteen years old. In fact, Qingfeng was 320 years old, and Mingyue was 1000 and [-] years old. They were the last and youngest disciples of Zhen Yuanzi.

The two said in unison: "What is the master's order?"

Zhen Yuanzi said: "I have an old friend who came here today. I should have personally received him. Unfortunately, Yuanshi Tianzun has issued an invitation card. You must go. I will take 48 of your senior brothers there and leave you two to look after the house. Don't let me go." I neglected him, and entertained him wholeheartedly with food and drink."

Qingfeng Mingyue said in unison: "Yes, I would like to obey the teacher's order."

"Also," Zhen Yuanzi said before finishing his sentence, "You can give him two ginseng fruits to eat. He has a few disciples under him, who are fierce and arrogant. You should avoid his disciples and give them to him. Eat it alone."

Qingfeng said: "Master, who is so sacred? Are you so nervous?"

Zhen Yuanzi said: "His name is Jin Chanzi, he is a disciple of Buddha Tathagata. After ten generations of practice, he came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures. He is also named Tang Xuanzang."

Mingyue said: "It turned out to be a monk, master, the way is different, we don't conspire with each other, we are Taiyi Xuanmen, why should we respect him?"

Zhen Yuanzi said: "You don't know something. At the Penn Orchid Meeting, Jin Chanzi passed tea to me with his own hands. The Buddha's respect for me is also fate."

After finishing speaking, Zhen Yuanzi took his apprentices to the upper world to go to the banquet. Although he has great powers, he can't figure it out. His two disciples, Qingfeng Mingyue, are also troublemakers. A big storm is coming.