Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

The five masters and apprentices looked at the scenery slowly, and suddenly they saw pavilions, terraces and pavilions behind the pine and bamboo forest. They stepped forward and saw a blue stone tablet in front of the mountain gate, on which was engraved: "Longevity Mountain is a blessed place, and five villages can see the cave sky."

Xuanzang dismounted from the saddle and said, "Xiaozheng, it really is the Wuzhuang Temple on Longevity Hill."

Qu Zheng said: "Of course, let's go in."

The five people went in, and saw a couplet pasted on the second door: "Immortal Mansion of Immortality, a family with the same longevity as the sky."

Wukong said with a sarcasm: "This man has such a big tone, even the Taishang Laojun dare not boast so much."

At this time, only hearing the sound of footsteps, two Taoist boys came out to meet them. They were dressed in feather robes, with short hair in a bun and delicate features. They were Qingfeng and Mingyue, the disciples of Zhen Yuanzi.

The two, one on the left and the other on the right, greeted Xuanzang and said, "Master, please come in, please come in."

Leading five people into the main hall, they saw the two big characters "Heaven and Earth" painted in gold in the middle of the wall, and a few gold incense burners for worship.

Xuanzang worshiped with incense sticks according to the etiquette, and asked in puzzlement: "Two fairies, your Wuzhuang Temple is the western fairyland, why don't you enshrine the Three Qing Emperors and Four Emperors, all the rulers of the heavens, and only worship the heavens and the earth?"

Mingyue smiled and said: "Master Tang doesn't know something. Sanqing is a friend of the teacher, Sidi is an old friend of the teacher, Jiuyao is a junior of the teacher, Yuan Chen is a guest of the teacher, they can't stand the teacher. Your honor."

The two people's brows and eyes are full of arrogance, and their nostrils are upturned when they speak, which is very annoying.

Qu Zheng smiled and said, "Both of you, you are so good at bragging, does your master know?"

Ao Lie said in surprise: "It's scary to death."

Wukong and Bajie had already burst into laughter, and Wukong shouted: "Oh, this is such a big talk, I laughed to death."

In fact, Zhen Yuanzi is known as the ancestor of the earth immortal, but he is not completely bragging. He is considered a half saint. ability.

Xuanzang said: "So that's the case. But where is the commander?"

Qingfeng rolled his eyes and said: "My teacher received the invitation from Yuanshi Tianzun, and went to Shangqingtian Miluo Palace to listen to the Hunyuan Daoguo, and is not at home."

Wukong was annoyed, and cursed: "It's so rude, the master is not at home, but these two unreliable boys are left behind."

Qingfeng Mingyue said in unison: "How do you talk, monk? My master didn't say that he would entertain you guys. He only needs to entertain Elder Tang."

Wukong said: "We don't care too much about it, I am..."

Xuanzang hurriedly smoothed things over and said: "How about this, let's borrow your pot and stove, and we can cook and eat by ourselves, so we don't need to bother the two fairies."

Mingyue lifted her head up, snorted, and said, "It's not too bad. Please, brothers, I'm afraid you can't bear it."

"You kid..." Wukong stepped forward and wanted to make a move, but Qu Zheng grabbed him.

Qu Zheng said: "Monkey, don't be as knowledgeable as them, let's go."

He grabbed Wukong and walked to a guest room.

Ao Lie dug out the rice noodles from the luggage and handed it to Bajie, who went to the kitchen to light a fire and cook, and finally settled down.

Qingfeng Mingyue took Xuanzang to another room.

After Xuanzang sat down, Qingfeng said: "Master Tang, wait a moment. Before leaving, my teacher told me to entertain him with local products."

Xuanzang clasped his hands together and said, "You're welcome."

Qingfeng Mingyue and the two looked at each other, opened the door and walked out.

Xuanzang waited in the room alone for a while, and the two walked in again.

Qingfeng had a white jade fruit plate in his hand, and on the fruit plate stood two babies who looked like they were just three days old, with complete limbs and distinct facial features, standing on the plate with their eyes closed.

Qingfeng handed it to Xuanzang, and said, "Master Tang, I have nothing to offer in Wuguan Village, which is remote and desolate. I have two native fruits, which can quench my thirst."

"Oh my God!" Xuanzang saw the fruit on the plate clearly, jumped up in shock, kicked over the chair, almost fell to the ground, and said with trembling lips: "Why are you so vicious and cannibal? And it's still not enough A three-day child?"

Mingyue laughed and said, "Master, you have mortal eyes, what do you know? This is ginseng fruit, also known as grass-returning pill, and others can't get it if you ask for it."

Qingfeng urged: "Eat quickly! Eat quickly! If you don't eat it, you will become stiff and it won't taste good."

When he said this, Xuanzang seemed to see the child on the plate moving, and seemed to be crying. His face turned blue and his lips turned pale with fright, and he retreated all the way, closed his eyes, and kept chanting Amitabha Buddha.

The two looked at each other, and walked out with ginseng fruit.

Qingfeng said with a smile: "This old monk doesn't eat, it's cheaper for us."

Mingyue said: "Yes, we have been with Master for so many years, and we haven't eaten yet."

He kept sucking his saliva as he spoke.

The two returned to their room, laughing and laughing at Xuanzang for being cowardly and blind, and ate the ginseng fruit at the same time.

They happened to be separated by the kitchen, and Bajie was lighting a fire and cooking in the kitchen. He happened to listen and hurried to find his brothers.

"Baby, baby!" Wukong packed his luggage in the room alone, but Qu Zheng and Ao Lie were missing, and Bajie rushed in in a hurry, yelling.

Wukong laughed and scolded: "What baby? You don't need to cook? It doesn't matter if we are hungry, but we can't be hungry, Master."

Bajie jumped anxiously and said, "It's not important, Brother Monkey, have you heard of ginseng fruit?"

Surprised, Wukong said, "Ginseng fruit? I've heard of it. It's really a good thing. Where can I get it?"

Bajie said: "In this village, those two boys picked two for the master to eat, the master thought they were children, and was so frightened that the two boys took them back to the room and ate them by themselves, which made me drool. Non-stop, heart itching, monkey brother, let's pick a few to try something new."

Wukong raised his head and laughed, and said: "Old Sun, I am a famous thief in the world. I think I stole flat peaches, imperial wine, and panacea. I have never done anything. What is ginseng fruit? I will go now."

After speaking, go outside.

Bajie hastily said: "I heard from them that you need some kind of golden hammer to pick it, you need to find the golden hammer first."

"I see, you go and serve the master for dinner, don't follow me, I can catch you." Wukong used an invisibility technique, went to Qingfengmingyue's room to steal the golden hammer, and immediately went to the back garden.

On the other side, Ao Lie was feeding the white horse to eat grass in the yard. Qu Zheng walked over and said, "Xiaobai, come with me to a good place."

After feeding the white horse, Ao Lie asked, "Where is it?"

Qu Zheng said: "You will know when you go."

The two went to the back garden of the village together. When the door opened, there were tens of thousands of flowers, colorful, and the second door was a vegetable garden, with vegetables and fruits in four seasons. The tree is towering, the green branches are fragrant, the green leaves are gloomy, the leaves are shaped like banana leaves, and the tree is seven or eight feet wide.

There are dozens of fruits on the tree. They look like children, dancing, nodding and shaking their heads. When a gust of wind blows, there seems to be crisp laughter.

Qu Zheng and Ao Lie couldn't take their eyes off it, they were already stupefied.

Ao Lie lost his voice: "This is a ginseng fruit tree! I only heard its name, but I have never seen it before. I didn't expect it to be here."

Qu Zheng walked around the tree and said, "That Zhen Yuanzi is the ancestor of the Earth Immortal. I don't know where to find the seeds to plant this tree. I heard that there is only one tree in the world, and it only bears thirty. This fruit, he treasures it very much, when the garden was opened, he only harvested two to entertain the gods, and he was willing to order those two disciples to pick two for the master to eat, which is quite interesting."

Ao Lie said in surprise: "Master ate it? Oh, envy!"

Qu Zheng shook his head and said, "No, he didn't dare to eat it, he thought it was a real child, and Qingfengmingyue ate it himself if it was cheaper."

Ao Lie let out an "ah" and said, "That's really a pity."

Qu Zheng smiled and said: "That's why I brought you here. You must know that this tree blooms every 3000 years, bears fruit every 3000 years, and ripens after another 3000 years. It takes 1 years to grow before it can be eaten, and it only bears thirty fruits. , It is said that a mortal will live 360 ​​years after smelling it, and 7000 years if he eats one, which is better than the flat peaches of the Queen Mother. There are still 26 peaches on the tree. We pick four of them and eat them, and there are still 22. share."

In fact, for him, the only benefit of eating this ginseng fruit is that it is rich in vitamin C. Well, it may also beautify the skin. As for immortality or something, there is no need to think about it.

He just wanted to eat ginseng fruit. He didn't even know how many flat peaches he ate. What happened to eating ginseng fruit? Before coming here, he had been thinking about it for a long time.

As for the consequences, what does it matter?Anyway, the danger will always be saved, hahahaha...

Qu Zheng smiled smugly in his heart, and smiled smugly again.

Ao Lie stuck out his tongue, just laughed, stealing four such rare fruits from others, how can it not be too much?It's even more outrageous than him burning the Ye Mingzhu, but a man who dies for his confidant, no matter what he wants to do, he just needs to be with him.

Qu Zheng said again: "This ginseng fruit is taboo against the five elements. The fruit falls when it meets gold, withers when it meets wood, melts when it meets water, scorches when it meets fire, and enters when it meets soil. It's very strange. To pick it off, you must use Gold striker."

Ao Lie said: "Golden striker? Where are we going to find this thing?"

"The golden shovel is here!" Wukong suddenly appeared in front of the two of them, holding the golden shovel in his right hand, with his left hand on his hip and said with a smile: "Senior Brother, Junior Brother, you two came before me."

Qu Zheng said: "Monkey, you go up to the tree to pick it, remember to carry it with the corner of your clothes, don't drop it, otherwise you won't be able to find it if you drop it on the ground."

"I know." Wukong leaped up the tree in two or three times, and knocked down the four fruits neatly with the golden hammer. The ginseng fruit fell into his pocket, and then jumped down the tree .

The three immediately left the orchard and returned to the room.

Qu Zheng said: "Xiaobai, go to Master's room and look for Bajie, be careful not to let Master know, we are brothers one by one."

"Okay." Ao Lie went out immediately, and Bajie was called after a while.

As soon as Bajie entered the door, he danced with joy, took a ginseng fruit and swallowed it in one gulp, only heard a grunt in his throat, and swallowed it without even tasting the taste.

He stared blankly for a moment, and saw that the three senior brothers were eating with gusto, biting bites with crunchy sounds, and the smell of strange fruits filled the room, he was really not reconciled, bumped Ao Lie with his hands, Drooling, he said, "Brother Ao, give me a taste and see how it tastes."

Qu Zheng said: "Xiaobai, don't pay attention to him."

"Okay!" Ao Lie turned around and continued eating.

Wukong kicked it and scolded: "You idiot, each person has one, no one has too much, you swallow it in one gulp, no one is to blame."

Bajie laughed and said: "My good monkey brother, you can pick a few more, I will taste it slowly."

"You have a good idea." Wukong picked up the golden hammer from the table, threw it out of the window, and threw it straight into Qingfengmingyue's room.

The two just entered the room, and the golden hammer hit Mingyue's head heavily.

Mingyue groaned in pain, Qingfeng saw that it was a gold hammer belonging to her family, her face changed drastically, she picked it up, and shouted: "What's going on?"

Mingyue rubbed her head and said: "Could it be that those monks messed up? Ouch! Not good! Ginseng fruit!"

The two rushed out at the same time, and when they reached the orchard, they counted the ginseng fruits on the tree, and sure enough, four were missing, leaving only 22.

Qingfeng stomped his feet and said, "Needless to say, that monk must have stolen it."

Mingyue said bitterly: "Yes, let's scold him to death."

The two did what they said and went to Xuanzang's room, but Xuanzang was still reciting scriptures with his eyes closed.

Qingfeng crossed his hips, pointed at his nose and cursed: "You old bald donkey, old thief, wicked eyebrows, you are not a good thing at first sight!

Mingyue said: "That's right, I'll eat it for you, but you don't want to eat it, but secretly went to pick the ginseng fruit of my family, old bald donkey, never die..."

From birth to childhood, Xuanzang was regarded as a holy monk by everyone, respectful and reverent. He had never heard such vicious curses, and he was stunned for a moment.

"What are you scolding for?" Qu Zheng walked in suddenly and said, "We stole the ginseng fruit, and it has nothing to do with him."

He was followed by Wukong, Bajie and Ao Lie, the three of them pushed each other, and I pushed you, arguing non-stop.

Qingfeng shouted: "You are his apprentices, you are not strict in teaching and discipline, you are the one who scolds him, old thief, old bald donkey, old immortal, killing thousands of knives, pouring oil into the pan..."

Qu Zheng's expression darkened, but he didn't know how to refute, after all, he was wronged.

Qingfeng Mingyue cursed even more vigorously, without panting, cursing one sentence at a time, without repeating it. People can't help but sigh that the Chinese language is extensive and profound, and the vocabulary of cursing is so rich.

Qu Zheng cast a wink at Ao Lie, who stepped forward and said to Xuanzang, "Master, let's go."

Xuanzang was so angry that his lips trembled, and he couldn't utter a word, so Ao Lie quickly helped him out.

Qingfeng Mingyue was so angry that she couldn't keep her mouth shut.

Qu Zheng raised his leg and kicked a chair flying out.

There was a loud bang, and the chair hit the door and fell apart. The two of them were startled and fell silent immediately.

Qu Zheng stared at them coldly, and said: "Your master, Zhen Yuanzi, left you two guarding the door. It was really a mistake. You speak foul language, you have no education, and you don't have the air of a famous teacher. Today I will give you two guards." A lesson for you. Bajie! Hit me! Just don’t beat me to death.”

"Decree!" Ba Jie raised a nine-toothed rake with a smile, and shoveled towards the two of them.

"Ouch..." Qingfeng Mingyue screamed, hugging her head, and fled out the door.

Wukong stood with his eyes straight, blankly without any response, and suddenly said: "Brother, Bajie, I uprooted that ginseng fruit tree."

It turned out that he was really angry when he heard the two children scolding so badly. His soul went out of his body, went to the orchard, and uprooted the ginseng fruit tree.

Qu Zheng sat down, picked up a pot of cold tea on the table, took a sip, and said, "I see."

Bajie was startled at first, then smiled and said: "Brother Monkey, well done, that old Taoist is so stingy, neglected our brother, and destroyed his ginseng fruit tree, it is a sigh of relief."

Qu Zheng sighed, and said, "That Zhen Yuanzi can crush us with one finger, it's not too easy."

Wukong said: "Why are you afraid of him? We will take Master and leave now. When he comes back, we will have gone far."

So, the five masters and apprentices packed their luggage and left Wuzhuang Temple immediately. It was getting late, so they hurried and hurried all night before they left Longevity Mountain.

In Miluo Palace, Yuanshi Tianzun sat on the alchemy platform and preached.

Zhen Yuanzi sat cross-legged at the front, but he didn't care to listen to the lecture, his soul flew into the sky.

It seemed as if there appeared in front of his eyes the Penn Orchid Meeting hosted by the Tathagata thousands of years ago. He occupied a table alone and drank alone.

"Brother Zhenyuan, please use tea." Suddenly a young man handed tea over with a smile, and he couldn't help being startled.

I saw the jasper teacup, the white and lustrous hands like beautiful jade, complementing each other, and the young man's face is more beautiful than the hands.

Zhen Yuanzi took the tea from the young man's hand and drank it down like a drink.

The young man was dressed in crimson robes, like a romantic young man walking on a horse Zhangtai, leaning on the red and nestling in the emerald green, which is very incompatible with the place where either the bald monks or the Taoist priests at the Potting Orchid Festival.

Youth is like a peony flower appearing among thousands of clumps of dogtail grass, which makes people's eyes shine.

Zhen Yuanzi stared at the young man's face and asked, "Are you Jin Chanzi?"

Jin Chanzi smiled and said, "Exactly."

Zhen Yuanzi said: "It's surprising that there is someone like you among the disciples of the Buddha."

Jin Chanzi said: "I'm sorry, I'm here to ask brother Zhenyuan about some difficult points in Taoism."

"Oh..." Zhen Yuanzi also had a smile on his face, and said: "There are only two kinds of people who discuss Taoism with me, one is my apprentice, and the other is my brother."

Jin Chanzi was startled for a moment, then said: "Then don't disturb me."

After speaking, he immediately turned around and left.

"Hey..." Zhen Yuanzi was a little surprised, this person was more aloof than him, and shouted: "You don't want to be my apprentice, you can be my brother."

Jin Chanzi didn't look back, and didn't know if he heard it, but went straight away.

Zhen Yuanzi woke up from the memory and sighed.

After the Penlan meeting, he went to Jin Chanzi and asked the Tathagata, but the Tathagata just smiled and said nothing. Later he heard that Jin Chanzi disrespected Buddhism and did not listen to Buddhist scriptures, so he was thrown into the cycle of reincarnation by Tathagata. middle.

Jin Chanzi, who was reincarnated this time, passed by his gate. He should have entertained him personally. Thinking of this, he calculated with his fingers, his face changed slightly, and he clicked his tongue, and murmured: "The two boys, Qingfengmingyue, a little Even small things are messed up for me, no matter what, no matter what."