Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

Besides, those monks complained to Wukong desolately: "Those three Taoist priests prayed for rain to relieve the drought in Chechi country. We monks demolished the temple to pursue the ultimatum. The poor two thousand monks in the city were used as coolies by the three Taoist priests. In winter, they were naked and hungry. Six or seven hundred died of freezing and starvation, and seven or eight hundred committed suicide. , only us five hundred monks are left to endure this boundless suffering."

Wukong said: "If that's the case, then why don't you go to die? Die early and be reborn early, so you won't have to suffer this living crime."

The monk cried: "We have all committed suicide. The hanging rope is broken, the knife does not hurt, the river floats without sinking, and the safety of the medicine is not damaged. No matter what happens, we will not die."

Wukong let out a "huh" and said, "I didn't expect that you are all long-lived."

The monk said: "No, there is an immortal who claimed to be Taibai Jinxing and saved us. He persuaded us not to suffer and wait for the holy monk of the Eastern Tang Dynasty, saying that he had an apprentice who was the great monk of the same heaven. Holy, with great supernatural powers, he will come to save us from the boundless sea of ​​suffering."

Wukong laughed, and said: "So it was Taibai who did it, interesting, interesting! He was embarrassed to come to see Lao Sun, so he secretly cheated and left all these troubles to me. He was really sneaky and not straightforward."

After he finished laughing, he said again: "I know everything, you coolies don't have to do it, just leave now."

The monks faced each other with sad faces, and said to each other: "Grandpa doesn't know something. The three Taoist priests drew pictures of us and hung them all around. The yamen will offer rewards for arrest. If the officials catch us, we can be promoted to three ranks. The common people caught us and rewarded us with 50 taels of silver, not to mention monks, even bald men and those with short hair, there was no way we could escape.”

"This is easy to handle. I will use a protective method with you." Wukong plucked off a bunch of monkey hairs on his body, shared one with each of them, and said: "You take one, just walk, and make sure no one comes I'll catch you again, if someone doesn't have eyes and calls out to be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, I will appear."

Hearing this, a monk was courageous, twirling the monkey's hair with his hands, and shouting: "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"

As soon as the cry came out, a golden-haired monkey stood in front of them, holding a golden cudgel, glaring and majestic.

The monks were startled, and then said happily: "Grandpa Sun really has supernatural powers."

Wukong laughed and said: "This is my clone, one clone for one hair, five hundred clones, five hundred clones, when they appear, they cry silently, so they can be collected, and they will turn into vellus hairs, you take them well Yes, you can save your life. Let’s run for our lives.”

The monks were full of tears and grateful, they all knelt down and kowtowed to Wukong a few times, then ran around and scattered away.

Outside the city, Xuanzang and others waited until Wukong came back and explained the cause and effect.

At this time, the sun was already setting in the west, and Qu Zheng said: "There is a Zhiyuan Temple built in the city, because it was built by the emperor Taizu of the Chechi Kingdom, and there is a statue of Taizu God in the temple, so the current king dare not tear it down , now it's getting late, let's go to Zhiyuan Temple to stay overnight."

Xuanzang said: "That's fine, that's the only way to go."

So, the five masters and apprentices entered the city and found Zhiyuan Temple. There was only one old monk guarding the temple, and the temple was extremely desolate.

The old monk found a guest room for them, cleaned it, settled down, and had a fast meal. It was midnight before they could rest.

This room has a big bed, and there is a long bunk next to the big bed, several people can sleep on the bunk, Wukong, Ao Lie and Bajie sleep side by side on it.

Because Bajie is too big, it happened to be packed full. The three of them were pressing me, and I was pressing you, swaying from side to side, sleeping in very different postures, and snoring constantly.

Xuanzang had a big bed all to himself because he was the master, while Qu Zheng, after washing up in the kitchen, was in the same situation as soon as he entered the door.

Xuanzang did not lie down, but sat on the edge of the bed and said, "Xiao Zheng, you can sleep with me tonight, this bed is wide enough to sleep two people."

As he spoke, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, showing an imperceptible tension.

But Qu Zheng didn't notice it, and with a "hmm", he walked to the side of the bed, Xuanzang hurriedly lay down first, and made way for him.

Qu Zheng lay down with his clothes on and closed his eyes. As soon as he got on the bed, he immediately relaxed and fell asleep in a short while.

The bed is not too big or too small, two adult men laying together, it is just right, Xuanzang closed his eyes, listening to Qu Zheng's clear and shallow breathing, with the freshness on his body after just taking a bath. The smell of water vapor caused a burst of heart palpitations. He stretched his entire body tensely, and took deep breaths as hard as he could, not letting himself move, which frightened his beloved.

After an unknown amount of time, he was sure that the person lying beside him had fallen asleep, so he quietly stretched out his hand, took Qu Zheng's hand, interlocked his fingers, and sighed contentedly.

Xiao Zheng, when will you understand my intention?

There was the sound of more drums outside, and it was already the second watch.

Wukong on the bunk suddenly opened his eyes, got off the ground, quietly opened the door and walked out.

Xuanzang opened his eyes, frowned for a moment, then relaxed again, without making a sound.

This kid Wukong is probably looking for trouble with the three Taoist priests.

Sure enough, not long after, Wukong quietly came back again, carefully shook Ao Lie and Bajie awake, and the three of them tiptoed out.

Xuanzang couldn't help laughing, none of his three apprentices made people feel at ease, they took getting into troubles as a common occurrence, and Xiao Zheng was the best, he was understanding, gentle and considerate to him, his honorary master, so honored What more can a husband ask for than a lovely person?

He held Xiao Zheng's hand and fell asleep contentedly.

What he didn't know was that Qu Zheng suddenly opened his eyes after he fell asleep.

It turned out that Qu Zheng knew that Wukong and the others would go out in the middle of the night, so he suddenly woke up and felt that his hand was tightly held by Xuanzang, and he couldn't break free even if he tried, which was a bit strange.

He turned sideways cautiously, staring at his interlocking hands with Xuanzang's, feeling more and more surprised.

Xuanzang, what does he mean by this?

No, Xuanzang is a devout Buddhist, and he will never be tempted by anyone. He is expressing brotherly love to himself, and he can't let his wild thoughts live up to his wishes.

Qu Zheng hypnotized himself, relieved himself, and fell asleep again in a haze.

Poor Xuanzang, meeting Qu Zheng, a wooden man, is doomed to have a bumpy road in love. Let us first shed tears of sympathy for him.

Besides, the three of Wukong arrived at a Taoist temple in the Sanqing Temple. The main hall inside was brightly lit, and three Taoist priests who seemed to be highly educated were burning incense and praying with [-] disciples.

The object of prayer is the golden statue of Sanqing Emperor, Yuanshi Tianzun in the middle, Taishang Laojun on the right, and Lingbao Taoist Lord on the left.

Bajie was about to jump down, but Wukong grabbed him and said angrily, "You idiot, you haven't left yet."

Ao Lie said: "Senior brother is right, but it's only in the middle of the night, when will we wait?"

Bajie snorted, "Yes, if you don't go back before dawn, Master will be nagging again."

"Don't worry, wait for me to make a wind." Wukong pursed his lips and blew out a breath, which turned into a strong wind and blew into the Sanqing Palace, the candlelight flickered.

The Taoist priests were frightened for a moment, and the leader Hu Lishi raised his voice and said: "Apprentices, let's go, get up early tomorrow, and pray again."

All the Taoist priests dispersed together when they heard the words, and the Sanqing Hall was empty in an instant.

The three of Wukong fell into the hall, and Bajie was the first to pick up sesame seed cakes and offer fruits to eat.

Wukong scolded with a smile: "What's the hurry? Let's sit on it and eat."

Bajie's mouth was full, and he rolled his eyes only to eat.

Ao Lie asked: "Brother, why is this?"

Wukong pointed to the Sanqing statue on the temple, and said: "Think about it, we must eat their offerings in a proper way, and eat after seeing the ceremony."

"What a fart!" Bajie swallowed seven or eight sesame seed cakes, and said dissatisfiedly: "There are so many tricks in stealing, Brother Hou loves all the fake ones."

Wukong said: "Idiot, what do you know? Let's take the shape of Sanqing and sit on it so that we can eat safely."

Bajie didn't say anything when he heard the words, he hurriedly climbed up to the high platform, a pig's mouth pushed the statue of Laojun down, and sat on it by himself.

Wukong pushed down the statue of Yuan Shitian, and Ao Lie moved down the statue of Lingbao Daojun, and the two sat on it respectively.

Wukong was in the middle, Bajie and Ao Lie were on the left and right, sitting upright in the appearance of Sanqing.

Wukong was still worried, and said: "Bajie, you are very strong, carry these three pure statues away."

Bajie said: "Where should I carry this black light and foolishness?"

Wukong said: "On the right hand side of the entrance, there is a place for the reincarnation of grains. You can carry it there."

"Okay." Bajie reluctantly jumped down, one left and one right, and another on his shoulder. Sanqing seemed to be carried away by him alone, and after a while, he turned around and muttered: "What is the place of reincarnation of grains? It's a big cesspit!"

Wukong grinned and said: "Don't complain, if you don't hurry to eat, we will finish eating."

As expected, Bajie was in a hurry, and flew up, grabbed all kinds of delicious snacks and fruit offerings, opened his mouth and stuffed it like a wind blowing away, he ate until his belly swelled, and he didn't stop.

Ao Lie also ate a lot, only Wukong didn't like fireworks, so he only ate two vegetarian fruits to accompany him.

After eating, the three of them didn't leave, they were still playing to digest food.

At this time, a little Taoist priest forgot his own things and went back to the temple to look for it. Seeing the Sanqing statue laughing and talking, he was frightened out of his wits and shouted: "It's haunted!" He stumbled and ran out.

The three Wukong laughed.

Ao Lie said: "Brother, are we not leaving?"

Wukong laughed and said: "Why are you afraid of him? Just take this opportunity to play tricks on him, don't make any noise later, let's see my method."

After a while, there were shouts outside the hall, the lights were shining, and the three priests rushed in.

Huli, Luli, and Yangli all stared at each other, and saw the statue of Sanqing sitting upright, and then saw that the offerings rolled to the ground, full of residues and peels, which seemed to be eaten by people.

The three of them looked at each other in surprise.

Hu Li had a thick head and a thick head, and said: "What's going on? All the offerings are gone?"

With a long face, Lu Li said, "Brother, these fruit peels on the ground seem to be eaten by people."

Yang Li twitched his goatee and said: "Brothers, there is no doubt, it must be Grandpa Sanqing who saw our brother's sincerity and made a manifestation tonight."

Hu Li was overjoyed and said: "This statement is reasonable, hurry up and ask the three patriarchs to show their spirits!"

The three of them prostrated themselves on the ground, muttering: "The three disciples prayed sincerely, and now I am descended. I hope that the patriarch will give some golden elixir and holy water to prolong the life of the disciples."

With a straight face, Wukong said: "Young Immortal, please come up, it's not difficult to give you some golden elixir holy water."

The three of them were overjoyed and said in unison: "I am grateful for the immortal water."

"Well, take some containers to hold the fairy water." Wukong nodded with a serious face, but his stomach was already knotted with laughter.

The three immediately moved a large water tank and placed it under the high platform.

Wukong said again: "You go out and close the door, don't let the secret out."

"Yes!" The three obediently closed the door and went out, waiting outside the hall.

After a cup of tea, someone shouted: "Come in."

The three hurriedly slammed into the door and went in, only to see a jug of yellow water, full of anger, they were obsessed with ghosts, and they didn't suspect him, so they immediately took water spoons and scooped them up to drink.

The three of them clicked their tongues while drinking, and their expressions were extremely strange.

Hu Li frowned and said, "Brother, what do you taste like?"

Lu Li said with a bitter face: "It doesn't taste good, it smells sour."

Yang Li smacked his lips and said, "It seems to smell like pig's urine."

As soon as his words fell, the three of Wukong couldn't help laughing out loud anymore, the laughter was ear-splitting, they were staggering from side to side, almost embracing each other.

The faces of the three Taoist priests changed drastically, knowing that they had been fooled, their lips trembled in anger.

Wukong laughed and said: "Three idiots! How can there be any holy water? What you drink is our urine!"

Lu Li shouted angrily: "Damn it! What are you?"

Wukong laughed and said, "I want to teach you that I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong."

The three Taoist priests shouted angrily and rushed forward.

Wukong didn't bother to fight with them, grabbed Bajie with his left hand, and Ao Lie with his right hand, Zongyun walked towards Zhiyuan Temple, only three Taoist priests roared like thunder, almost went mad with anger.

The three of Wukong returned to Zhiyuan Temple, quietly entered the bedroom, lay down on the bunk with their clothes on, and it was dawn in a while.

Xuanzang and Quzheng woke up together, without alarming the three of them, got up and went out. After washing up, Quzheng went to the kitchen to fill two bowls of porridge and pickles, went to the yard with Xuanzang, and ate on the stone table.

Xuanzang only took two or three mouthfuls, then put down his chopsticks, and said, "Xiaozheng, the king of Chechi, Xingdao destroys monks, I'm afraid it will not be so easy for us to change Guanwen here."

Qu Zheng pursed his lips into a smile, and said, "It wasn't easy in the first place, but it was even more difficult when Wukong and the others messed up and completely offended the three great immortals last night."

Xuanzang also laughed, and said: "They are too naughty, especially Wukong, there is nothing they can do about it."

Qu Zheng said: "Guan Wen must be replaced. The dispute between Buddhism and Taoism has a long history. I don't know where the three Taoists came from. However, 20 years ago, there was a severe drought in Chechi country. Zongyu has saved the people of a country, no matter what the purpose is, it has always done a good deed."

Xuanzang nodded and said, "One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, and Taoists cannot accommodate Buddhist disciples. It is also reasonable, but the means are too much."

Qu Zheng said: "So these three people should also teach a lesson, so as to return Che Chi to peace."

Xuanzang's heart moved, and he said, "Xiao Zheng, what are your plans?"

Qu Zheng laughed and said, "I don't have any plans, let nature take its course."

In this way, after the three Wukongs woke up, the five Xuanzangs dressed up and went to the palace, and they were notified by the gate officials.

King Che Chi summoned them, and the king sat on the throne with an unfriendly expression, and said, "I was going to punish you for your crimes, but the grand master interceded and said that you are all eminent monks from the Eastern Tang Dynasty after all. Alright, switch to Guan Wen, hurry up and go."

Xuanzang was overjoyed and handed over the Guan Wen, and the king watched it.

"The three national teachers are here!" Suddenly the door officer called out loudly.

Everyone turned their heads and saw three Taoist priests waddling in.