Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

The three Taoist priests walked straight to the king swaggeringly, arrogantly.

The king was used to it, so he smiled and said: "The three national teachers suddenly entered the palace, thinking they have something important to say to me."

Hu Li said: "Exactly, Your Majesty must not let these Tang Dynasty monks go."

The king was shocked and said: "Why? What the grand master said just now is reasonable. After all, China is a big country, and the good fate will never be destroyed. It doesn't matter if you let them go west."

Hu Li said: "Your Majesty doesn't know, they came yesterday, he released five hundred monks privately, broke into the temple at night, destroyed the holy statue of Sanqing, stole the offerings, and my three brothers were deceived by him." It’s too late, leave some urine, coax me to drink it, and then run away, it’s really a narrow road for enemies.”

The king was furious and shouted: "Come here! Take all these Tang monks down and behead them!"

Wukong leaned forward, bared his teeth, stared angrily, the king almost jumped up from the throne in fright, and tremblingly said: "Hugh is rude! What do you want to do?"

Wukong said: "I don't want to do anything, these few national teachers of yours have red mouths and white teeth, slandering my master and apprentice, what evidence do you have? Did you see it with your own eyes? Or have you caught physical evidence?"

The king was startled, then turned around and asked, "Do the three national teachers have any solid evidence?"

Hu Li said disdainfully: "What evidence do you want? What the three of my brothers say is what they say."

The king showed hesitation and was in a dilemma, and the official of the Huangmen came in again and said: "Your Majesty, thirty or forty fellow villagers outside came to pray for rain. Grandpa Master prays for a sweet rain."

"Zoo!" The king issued an order, and said to Wukong: "Little monk, the three masters are gods and men from heaven, praying for rain to help the people, if you can also ask for a sweet rain, I will spare you Charges, switch to Guan Wen, and let your master and apprentice go west."

Wukong said with a smile: "Why is this so difficult? If I make this bet, I am afraid that your national teacher will not dare to bet with me."

Hu Li stroked his sleeves and shouted: "Fart! Why don't you dare? Two wins in three rounds, do you dare to accept the move?"

Wukong said: "Oh, which three rounds?"

Hu Li said: "In the first game, go to the altar to pray for rain."

Lu Li interjected: "Second round, sit in meditation."

Yang Li said: "In the third game, guess the number on the partition."

"Oh," Wukong said with flickering eyes, "it sounds easy, but what if you lose?"

Hu Li said: "It is impossible for us to lose. If there is no winner or loser in three rounds, we will bet until our brother wins."

Wukong said: "You guys are already cheating before you gamble."

Hu Li said: "If you cheat, you cheat, I just ask if you dare to bet?"

Wukong said: "Old Sun, why are you so afraid of you? It's a bet!"

In this way, the king led all the civil and military officials to drive the Wufeng Tower.

Three Taoist priests sit on the left.

Xuanzang and the other five sat on the right.

In the first round, he went up to the altar to pray for rain. Hu Li walked up to the altar, holding a token in his hand, and shouted: "Use my token as a sign, one ring, the wind comes, two rings, clouds rise, three rings, thunder flashes together!" Ming, four sounds, the rain arrives, five sounds, the clouds disperse and the rain gathers."

Wukong suddenly stood up, and said loudly: "There are a lot of long-winded words, I don't worry about trouble, they are all empty."

Lu Li and Yang Li glared at him upon hearing this.

Goku stared back.

Hearing the sound of the token "Dang" in Huli's hand on the altar, a wind blew up in the sky, and it blew over in an instant.

Bajie cried out: "It's not good! It's not good! This Taoist priest really has some skills."

Ao Lie said: "Don't be nervous, senior brother has his own way."

"Don't make any noise, just look at my skills."

Good Wukong, his soul came out of his body immediately, and God found Granny Feng, and ordered her to stop the wind bag, and the wind stopped immediately.

Hu Li was in a hurry, and he rang the order again, but there was still no movement. He was sweating profusely, and dropped all the tokens with a single brain, and there was no reaction at all.

He was busy here, and Wukong was not idle in the sky. He scolded all the gods who spread the clouds and rain, and agreed with the gods to use the golden cudgel as a command, and then the soul returned to its place.

The sky was cloudless and the sun was shining brightly.

Bajie sneered: "This Taoist priest is really deceiving the world and stealing his name. He has no real skills."

Lu Li and Yang Li said in unison: "Nonsense!"

The king frowned and shook his head, and all the civil and military officials whispered.

Hu Li had no choice but to get off the altar in such a panic.

Wukong suddenly stood up, walked to the center of the Wufeng Tower, took out the golden cudgel from his ear, swayed it in the wind, two feet long and short, raised it to the sky, and shouted: "The wind is coming, the cloud is coming, and the rain is coming!"

With the sound of drinking, the wind blows, the dark clouds arrive, and for a moment there is lightning and thunder, squalls and showers, and the rain falls like a bet. The people inside and outside the city cheer and jump, and some people even dance in the rain. for half an hour.

The king stroked his beard and laughed, and said, "Little Elder, it's all right, the rain is enough."

Hearing this, Wukong pointed the golden cudgel up again, and shouted: "Take it!"

In an instant, the thunder stopped and the wind stopped, the rain stopped and the clouds dispersed, and the eyes were empty again for a moment. If it weren't for the puddles on the ground, it would be as if it had never rained.

The king rejoiced and said: "The little elder really has supernatural powers. In the past, when it rained in the national teacher, it was harvested, but the drizzle will last for half a day, and it will not be refreshing. If you say you will harvest it, it will be cloudless in an instant. "

Wukong said with a smile: "The old king is polite."

The faces of the three of Huli were extremely ugly, and they were really dissatisfied in their hearts.

Hu Li suddenly said loudly: "Your Majesty, we still have two rounds to bet against him, how can we easily draw this conclusion?"

The king hurriedly said, "Don't be in a hurry, the national teacher, just play another game."

Hu Li said: "Your Majesty is wise, in the second round I will compete with him in sitting meditation."

Wukong blinked and said, "How does sitting meditation compare?"

Lu Li raised his head, exhaled a puff of air from his nose, and said: "My zazen is also called the cloud ladder to show the holiness. I use a hundred tables and stack them up one by one. Both sides drive a cloud head, sit down on the platform, and agree Whoever sits still for a few hours wins."

When Wukong heard this, he scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks anxiously, and cried secretly: "Oops! Oops! This old grandson is really not good at it."

Qu Zheng and Xuan Zang were sitting together, chatting all the time, no matter what happened, they all looked calm and relaxed, acting as the background board.

At this time, the two raised their eyebrows together and looked at each other. Qu Zheng asked, "Monkey, what do you say?"

Wukong scratched his head in embarrassment, and said: "Brother, I really can't do this sitting meditation. If you say kicking the sky and making a well, turning the river and the sea, carrying mountains and chasing the moon, moving stars and changing buckets, it's a trivial matter. Just beheading I am not afraid of stomping my brain, disemboweling my heart, but if I say sitting meditation, I will definitely lose. How can I sit? Even if you lock me on an iron pillar, I will crawl up and down, so I don’t want to be able to sit still.”

Qu Zheng gave a "poof" smile, and Xuanzang suddenly said, "Wu Kong, don't worry, you can sit in meditation as a teacher."

"Ah, that's great." Wukong said happily, "How long can Master sit?"

Xuanzang smiled and said: "When I was young, I met Zen Master Fang Shang and gave a lecture. At the root of life, the fixed nature exists in the spirit, and I sat in the life and death test for two or three years."

Wukong said: "If you sit for two or three years, you don't need to take the scriptures, and you will win in two or three hours at most."

While the three were talking, the king had already ordered two cloud platforms to be erected.

Hu Li first moved the cloud onto the cloud platform on the left.

Wukong carried Xuanzang on his back, jumped onto the cloud platform on the right, put the master down, and said, "Don't be afraid, master, just don't look down."

Xuanzang nodded, sat down cross-legged, closed his eyes, the real treasure was majestic, and Wukong flew down.

Xuanzang and Huli were sitting on the cloud platform respectively, and there was no difference between the winner and the loser. The scorching sun was in the sky, and the heat was unbearable. Huli's forehead was sweating like rain, while Xuanzang was still the same, his face like a crown of jade was shining brightly, Since it is cool and sweat-free.

Everyone waited anxiously, wiped their sweat and looked up, waiting for half an hour.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the deer became ill-intentioned and turned into a big bedbug with his fingers. Just as he was about to pop it out, he suddenly felt a pain in his palm. He looked down and saw that the bedbug he turned into was shot through by a steel needle. , and pierced into his palm.

Startled, he raised his head and looked in the direction of Wukong, but he didn't see why.

The steel needle was naturally shot by Qu Zheng, at this moment he whispered to Wukong: "Monkey, that deer force wants to harm Master, you should find a way."

"Is there such a thing? I am angry!" Wukong was so angry that he plucked a hair from his head, blew on his lips, and turned into a centipede. The centipede shot into Huli's nose on the cloud platform like an arrow. .

"Ah..." Hu Lideng felt a sharp pain in his nose, couldn't help screaming, fell from the platform, and fell half to death.

Everyone exclaimed in an instant.

Lu Li and Yang Li rushed forward and helped their eldest brother up.

Hu Li trembled all over, his face turned blue, and he couldn't speak a word.

And Xuanzang on the cloud platform won the victory, the cloud platform fell by itself, Xuanzang came down from the platform with a smile on his face, Qu Zheng went up to meet him, and asked, "Are you okay?"

Xuanzang shook his head, and the two sat down together.

Over there, Lu Li said to the king again: "Your Majesty, my elder brother has a dark wind disease, and he just fell off when it happened. Therefore, this round is not considered a win or loss. I will play another round with him to guess the number."

The king said: "Forget it, just follow the national teacher's play."

Partition guessing, as the name suggests, is to take a cabinet with something in it, and guess what it is through the wooden cabinet.

Naturally, Lu Li would not guess wrong, let alone Wukong.

But Wukong made a clever trick. The first time there were palace clothes in the cabinet, he turned the palace clothes into a broken clock.

The second time, a large peach just picked from the tree was put in the cabinet, and Wukong got into the cabinet and ate the peach, leaving only a peach stone.

The third time was simply a little Taoist priest, but a big living person. Wukong saw the trick and turned into a tiger force. He coaxed the little Taoist priest to shave his head and pretended to be a little monk.

In this way, the three Taoist priests lost again.

The three are still unconvinced, they won't die if they don't die, they must fight Wukong to the end.

Hu Li said to the king again: "The three of my brothers have learned some spells from Zhong Nanshan. They can cut off their heads and put them back on. They can cut open their hearts and gouge out their hearts, and they can grow back. They can be boiled in oil, just as a bath."

The king turned pale, and said: "This is all a fatal matter, the national teacher can think clearly."

Hu Li said: "Your Majesty, my brother has supernatural powers, so don't panic."

Wukong sneered at the side and said: "You guys want to seek death, you can't blame me. I will come first for these bets, so that you can be convinced. This king, you ask someone to come and cut off my head."

The king had no choice but to summon an executioner.

Chizi held a big knife in his hand, Wukong stretched his head over without any fear, patted his neck, and said, "Cut it, use more force."

The executioner raised the knife and cut off Wukong's head with a bang, but there was no trace of blood spattered, and the severed head was radiant.

Everyone exclaimed and shouted continuously.

The head is like a ball, rolling around, and the headless Wukong is walking around, scaring everyone to death.

There was a cry in his stomach: "Head, head!"

The head on the ground flew up and settled on Wukong's neck, but it was crooked, so he twisted it with his hands, straightened it up, straightened his body, and became a majestic hero again.

Qu Zheng beckoned and said, "Hou'er, come here and let me take a look."

"Okay." Wukong stepped forward and stretched out his head to show his senior brother.

Qu Zheng looked carefully for a moment, only to see that there was not a single white mark on the neck, it was intact as before, and said with a smile: "It's amazing."

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey has 72 changes, so he has 72 lives, it's not surprising at all."

Ao Lie admired: "Senior brother is really amazing."

Qu Zheng said: "Then Bajie, if you have 36 changes, you will have 36 lives."

Bajie proudly said: "That's natural."

Qu Zheng looked at him with a smile, and said, "Bajie, since you are so powerful, then the next thing to do is to cut your heart out, and you will do it."

"No! No!" Bajie was startled, shook his head desperately, and shouted: "Brother Monkey, come on, the old pig must die!"

Qu Zheng sneered, "It's just a joke."

Bajie breathed a sigh of relief, and would not dare to brag again in the future.

At this time, Hu Li in the arena was also beheaded by the executioner. Wukong saw it in a blink of an eye, pulled out a hair, and turned into a yellow dog. The yellow dog barked, ran into the arena, and scratched Hu Li's head on the ground Get up, turn around and run, throw into the river.

That Hu Li was half body, couldn't find his head, red light shot out from his neck, and fell to the dust.

"Big brother! Big brother! You died so badly!" Lu Li and Yang Li were shocked, and they threw themselves in front of the corpse, crying bitterly.

Wukong put his hips on his hips and laughed.

Lu Li raised his head fiercely, stared at him with hatred, and said sharply: "Do you dare to bet with me again?!"

Wukong laughed and said, "Why don't you dare? Bring a short knife!"

The executioner handed him a dagger.

Wukong cut open his abdomen with a knife, pulled out the intestines, and straightened them out one by one with his hands slowly.

"Wow..." The king and all civil and military officials couldn't take it anymore, and many of them vomited.

Wukong stuffed the intestines back into his stomach and shouted: "Long!" It grew back again, and there was no scar at all.

The king vomited for a while, then said weakly: "Forget it! Forget it! Tang Monk and apprentice, you better go, I can't take it anymore."

Wukong said: "Don't worry, don't worry, your national teacher hasn't disemboweled and cut out his heart yet."

"Wow..." The king vomited again upon hearing this.

Not to be outdone, Lu Li had his abdomen cut open, following Wukong's example of pulling out his intestines.

Naturally, Wukong would not let him go. He plucked his hair and turned into a hungry eagle. He swooped down, spread his sharp claws, grabbed Luli's internal organs, and flew away.

"Second brother, your life is miserable, and you were killed by this Sun again." Lu Li fell down and died like this, leaving Yang Li crying miserably.

Wukong said: "Do you still want to gamble?"

"Gamble! Why not bet?" Yang Li wiped away his tears and said sharply, "I want to avenge my brother."

Wukong laughed and said, "No Brain, if you want to die, the old grandson will fulfill you. King, you order someone to burn a pot of clean oil, and I want to take a bath!"

The king's face was blue and his lips were white. He was supported by attendants from left to right, and he was almost unable to stand still. He heard the words and wailed: "Is it over yet? Come on, burn a pot of oil, what do you two love?" That's all. I don't care!"

Soon, someone set a fire to boil a large pot of oil, the heat was bubbling, Wukong took off his tiger skin skirt, clothes, naked, and jumped into the pot, tumbling over the waves, splashing the oil, as if he was swimming and playing generally.

Bajie and Ao Lie were stunned and admired extremely.

Qu Zheng said: "That whole body is greasy, I don't know what to wash, monkey, come out quickly, stop playing."

"Okay! Brother!" Wukong responded immediately, jumped out naked, wiped off the oil on his body, and put on the tiger skin coat.

Yang Li's complexion changed drastically, he gritted his teeth desperately, took off his clothes, and jumped into the frying pan. After a long while, he was actually fine, not cooked.

Wukong snorted, very surprised, and couldn't figure out what was going on for a while.

Qu Zheng said to Ao Lie: "Xiao Bai, that Yang Li made a cold dragon by himself, and hid it under the oil pan, go and catch that cold dragon."

"Okay." Ao Lie immediately turned into a whirlwind, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he grabbed a three-foot-long little cold dragon from under the pot.

The little cold dragon struggled desperately in Ao Lie's hands, but Ao Lie ignored it, turned into a whirlwind again, and threw the little cold dragon into the sea in mid-air.

Poor Yang Liyi lost Lenglong's protection and struggled to stand up from the frying pan. Unexpectedly, his footing was unstable, and he slipped and rolled into the frying pan. His bones were burnt and his flesh was rotten immediately, and he died.

So far, all three Taoist priests have died, and Wukong has won a complete victory.

"My national teacher!" The king threw himself on the jade table, burst into tears, and cried, "You are all gone, who will rain for my people in the future? If you know that there is a disaster, you should hide in the mountains , will never be born!"

The king cried for a long time, choked with sobs, and all civil and military officials also wept.

Wukong became impatient and said: "You king is so confused. You three national teachers are a tiger, a deer, and a sheep. There are monsters, and when they die, they die. Why are you crying?"

The king was annoyed: "What do you know? In the future, there will be no rain in the country of Che Chi. Who will pray for rain for me? The teacher of the country has protected my country of Che Chi for 20 years. He has made great contributions and is not guilty of death."

Wukong picked out his ears and said: "Death is dead, you can't live if you cry again."

"You are right!" The king suddenly stopped crying, and said, "I will replace Guan Wen for you immediately, so hurry up and go."

Therefore, the king of Chechi Kingdom treated Xuanzang and the five as plague gods, and hurriedly sent them away.

Later Xuanzang asked Qu Zheng, "Xiao Zheng, I thought you would stop Wukong from harming those three."

Qu Zheng said: "Why should I stop it? Let alone whether they deserve what they deserve, even if they are good people, they are doomed to die if they promote the Tao and destroy the Buddha."

Xuanzang thoughtfully, frowned and said: "You mean, even if Wukong doesn't make a move, someone will kill them?"

Qu Zheng said: "Of course."

No one knew that Avalokitesvara was watching all this in mid-air. The three primordial spirits of Huli, Luli and Yangli were floating in midair. As soon as Avalokitesvara stretched out his hand, the three primordial spirits were absorbed into the palm.

Avalokitesvara immediately went to Daleiyin Temple and handed over the three primordial spirits to Tathagata.

Tathagata stared at the three primordial spirits, and slowly withdrew his palms. The primordial spirits were wiped out and could no longer be reincarnated. He smiled on his face and said, "Those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me perish. Dare to prosper and destroy the Buddha!" , and that's what happened to them."

Avalokitesvara folded his palms together and said, "Yes, I really deserve what I deserve for harming my disciples."

Tathagata smiled again, his eyes flickered, he stretched out a right hand the size of a lotus leaf, and said, "Ayin, I will give you this golden carp."

Avalokitesvara took a closer look, and there was a lively golden carp in Tathagata's palm, shining golden light, and said joyfully, "It turned out to be a little golden carp."

The Tathagata said with a smile: "I knew you would like it. It listens to my sutras in Daleiyin Temple every day, and it is a bit good. You are so good at raising it, and it can relieve your boredom."

"Thank you!" Avalokitesvara took it with both hands, put the golden carp into the willow branch jade bottle, and said with palms together: "I'm going back to the South China Sea now."

Tathagata nodded and said, "Go."

When Avalokitesvara turned around, he didn't see a strange smile on Tathagata's face.

Ayin, in the eyes of believers, you are always merciful, pure and innocent. The golden carp I gave you can stain you. Let me see if your believers will still believe in you and respect you. respect.