Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

Let's tell the story back first. Winter is gone, and early spring is here. The horse watched and saw a few thatched huts on the other side, and said: "There are people there, there must be boats crossing the river."

Bajie carried the luggage the hardest, so he immediately yelled to the opposite bank: "Where is the ferry? Hurry up and punting!" He yelled several times, and a boat came out from the depths of Liu Yin, and the punting It's a boat girl.

Xuanzang got off his horse, put his palms together and said, "The benefactor has let us cross the river."

The boat lady smiled softly and said, "You don't have to be polite, this elder."

Wukong asked: "Why isn't Shao Gong here? But you let a woman go boating?"

The boat lady smiled and said nothing, nor did she answer.

Qu Zheng's heart skipped a beat, when he saw this boat lady, he immediately thought of Daughter's Country, time passed so quickly, and he actually arrived in Daughter's Country.

The five people boarded the boat, the boat lady pushed the boat away, and quickly crossed the river and landed on the shore.

Xuanzang took out some money and handed it to the boat lady, who just smiled, took it and left.

Wukong and Ao Lie walked ahead to open the way.

Xuanzang saw the clear water in the river in a blink of an eye, and felt thirsty for a moment, before he said anything, Qu Zheng suddenly said: "This water is not drinkable, it is poisonous!"

Xuanzang was startled, and said, "The river looks so clear, how could it be poisonous?"

Bajie shouted dissatisfied: "Yes, the old pig is thirsty, why can't this water be drunk?"

"You can't be wrong if you listen to me." Qu Zheng couldn't help but push Xuanzang onto the horse, and left with the rope.

When they left, they didn't see it. Bajie took out a water bag, filled it with a bag of river water, stuffed it into the bag, and carried the burden as if nothing had happened, thus laying a hidden danger.

Qu Zheng could have bluntly said that this is the mother-child river, drinking it will give birth to children, but he couldn't say it out loud, because just imagining a man conceived and having children like a woman would make his hair stand on end. As a straight man, for such things as boys, , It's really terrible, I think Xuanzang just doesn't drink, there is no need to make it clear, but I forgot Bajie, a stupid pig.

Besides, the five people walked for another hour, and they arrived at a city. Xuanzang saw him immediately and said, "Xiaozheng, which country do you think this is?"

Qu Zheng said: "This is the Xiliang Women's Kingdom. As the name suggests, they are all women and there are no men. It is the most peculiar woman country in the world."

Xuanzang said thoughtfully, "No wonder you see women all the way. It's really weird."

"Yeah, and these women haven't seen a man in 800 years, and they are all like wolves and tigers. Even though you are a monk, you are still half a man, and you will never let them go. You must be careful."

When Qu Zheng said this, his expression was solemn, and he didn't mean to be joking at all.

Xuanzang smiled wryly, but held back and said nothing.

Xiao Zheng, you will know whether I am a real man or not in the future.

Qu Zheng raised his voice again: "Wukong, Xiaobai, Bajie, when you enter the city next time, if there are a large group of women surrounding you, you must stay calm and guard yourselves, and you must not lose your footing."

Wukong didn't turn his head, and said: "Brother, don't worry, I don't like this, women are nothing."

Ao Lie said: "I'm not afraid either, I have never liked women."

He was cuckolded by the Halloween princess, and he still has lingering fears.

Only Bajie was excited, laughed loudly, and said: "Old Pig likes women the most, and he wants as many as he has."

They said as they walked that they had already entered the city, just as Bajie finished speaking, a group of women surrounded him laughing and laughing.

"The man is here! The man is here!" The women, old and young, ugly and handsome, all laughed and yelled, it was very spectacular.

Bajie was taken aback, being pushed and grabbed by women, it was very scary.

Qu Zheng had been prepared for a long time, and jumped behind Wukong in one step, without the grandeur that a senior brother should have at all. Seeing this, Ao Lie also stood in front of him, blocking the turbulent women together with Wukong.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!" Wukong bared his teeth, made a fierce look, and killed a bloody road.

Xuanzang was also a little startled on the horse, he couldn't rein in the horse, and shouted: "Bajie, show your face and scare them away!"

Bajie originally covered his mouth and shrunk his ears, but when he heard this, he slapped his big ears, exposing his long pig's mouth, and shouted: "I'm a pig! I'm a pig! If you're not a man, don't come looking for me!"

"Ah...it's really a pig!" The women kept screaming, running around in fright, not daring to surround them again.

"I didn't expect that being ugly would have such advantages." Xuanzang heaved a sigh of relief.

The five of them marched forward with difficulty, enduring the women's scrutiny, and finally arrived at the Yingyang Station. A female official stood in the street and said loudly: "Guests from afar are not allowed to enter the imperial city. Please register your name at the station. , Waiting for the next official to give the name and play the car, and let him go after inspection."

Xuanzang dismounted from his horse, saluted and said, "Miss, I'm sorry."

The female official led the five people into the post house, served tea, asked the identities of the five people, and immediately entered the palace to play the queen.

At the Yingyang post house, Xuanzang and the five finally settled down.

Qu Zheng took a big sip of tea, heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "Now you know that this daughter's country is terrible. One woman is not terrible, but ten women? Hundreds, thousands, ten thousand? I really want it." dead."

With lingering fears in his heart, Bajie said: "Scared the old pig to death! By the way, brother, you didn't suffer any harm by hiding behind Brother Hou and the others."

Qu Zheng rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily, "What do you want me to suffer?"

Wukong said: "With the old grandson here, everything is not a problem."

Not to be outdone, Ao Lie said, "There's still me."

Qu Zheng reassured, "It's not in vain that I love you all."

Xuanzang sat upright all the time, and said, "Xiaozheng, do you know about the king of this daughter country?"

Qu Zheng shook his head, frowned, and said, "Hou'er, you and I are going to the Heavenly Palace immediately, and we will return as soon as we go."

Wukong said: "Brother, this is no problem."

Xuanzang's expression changed, and he asked, "What's the matter? Are you so nervous?"

Qu Zheng said: "Taishang Laojun's mount is a green bull, something happened, and he is about to become a demon in the lower world. It is still too late for me and Wukong to stop it."

Because he has always known many unknown things, Xuanzang and the others have long been used to it, and they no longer express surprise, and they will not ask more questions.

Qu Zheng said again: "Bajie, Xiaobai, take good care of your master, the Grand Master will come here later, no matter what she asks, just agree to it, and think of a way when Wukong and I come back."

Ao Lie nodded and said, "Okay."

Xuanzang raised his eyebrows, he didn't know what he thought of, but he didn't ask again.

Wukong and Qu Zheng went to the backyard of the post house together, and Wukong Zongyun took his brother with him to the Heavenly Palace.

In the Imperial Palace of the Daughter Kingdom, the female official of the Yingyang post station said: "My minister is at the post station, and I have received Tang Sanzang, the younger brother of the king of the Tang Dynasty in the east, and four apprentices. I want to go to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. Allow them to switch Guan Wen and let them go?"

The queen sat high on the throne, with stunning beauty, and she was elated when she heard the words, and said: "Last night, I dreamed that the golden screen was colorful and the jade mirror was shining brightly. It really is a sign of good fortune."

The Grand Master at the time was also a beautiful woman, and asked, "Why did Your Majesty say such a thing?"

The Queen said: "The Tang Sanzang is the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty, and he was given to me by heaven. Grand Master, you go to the posthouse to welcome the younger brother into the palace. I want to see him immediately."

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

The grand master led the order to retreat, and drove to Yingyang post with Yicheng, and welcomed the three of Xuanzang into the palace.

Bajie and Ao Lie were waiting outside the main hall, while Xuanzang entered the hall. He was wearing a solemn brocade cassock, which made him look even more plump and divine, with a peerless appearance. With a calm expression, he walked towards Her Majesty the Queen step by step.

The queen was already stunned, her heart burst into thousands of flowers, like fireworks bursting, she was so excited that there was such a handsome man in the world, her eyes stared straight at Xuanzang's face, and she couldn't say anything.

The Grand Master smiled and said softly: "Your Majesty, Elder Tang is here."

The queen's phoenix eyes were straightened, but she didn't hear it.

The Grand Master said again: "Your Majesty, Elder Tang has come."

The queen's soul was still hanging on Xuanzang's body, so she didn't hear it.

"Your Majesty!" The grand master was a little anxious and coughed loudly.

The queen finally woke up, and her watery eyes reluctantly withdrew from Xuanzang's body, and said, "Grand Master, let Brother Yu sit down."

"Yes!" The grand master ordered someone to move the brocade stool and let Xuanzang sit down.

The queen watched Xuanzang's every move, and the more she watched, the more she liked it, and said, "Brother Yu, you are thousands of miles away, and you came from the Tang Dynasty. It's really hard work."

Xuanzang said: "Your Majesty, this is Xuanzang's lifelong wish, and the hard work is rewarding. I came here to change the matter of Guan Wen, and please let me go."

The Queen smiled and said: "No hurry, Brother Yu, you stay in my palace for a few days first, and I have my own arrangements for switching Guan Wen."

Xuanzang frowned and said: "Your Majesty, the poor monk and his disciples have to hurry, so I'm afraid we can't stay longer."

The queen pursed her cherry lips and winked at the grand master.

Upon receiving the hint, the grand master immediately smiled and said: "Elder Tang, you go back to the post house first, my grand master will go to the post house tomorrow to discuss something with you."

Xuanzang nodded helplessly, left the palace, and went back to the post house with Bajie and Ao Lie.

The three of them returned to the post house. After Xuanzang sat down, his brows were frowned and he remained silent.

The queen's attitude was obvious, and she didn't want to let him go. As for the reason, he didn't think too much about it, but he was a little upset and couldn't help sighing.

Seeing that it was getting late, Ao Lie said: "Master, you should rest first, and we will talk about it tomorrow."

Bajie said: "Yes, Master, I'm tired too."

Xuanzang nodded, pondered for a moment, and then said: "Your senior brothers will probably be back tomorrow, and with them here, we can make up our minds."

So Xuanzang and the three rested in the guest room.

Xuanzang tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep because of something on his mind, so he sat up suddenly in the middle of the night and called out, "Apprentice, I'm thirsty, Master, bring me a bowl of water."

Bajie and Ao Lie woke up immediately.

"Master, I'm going to look for water. There should be some in the kitchen of this inn." Ao Lie got out of bed and went out to look for water.

Bajie rubbed his eyes and complained: "Master, you have too many things to do, what water do you drink in the middle of the night? You're exhausted!"

Xuanzang said: "Don't complain, your brother has already gone to find water."

"Okay. By the way, I have water!" Bajie muttered, and suddenly thought of the river water he had packed a water bag with today, and immediately rummaged through the package next to the bed, found the water bag, and unplugged it , and handed it to Xuanzang.

Xuanzang took it and drank more than half of it. The water was cool and refreshing, and he immediately felt much more comfortable.

Bajie drank the rest of the water. At this time, Ao Lie came back and took a bowl of water. Xuanzang also drank it, and the three continued to sleep.

"Ouch! Ouch!" Bajie fell asleep and suddenly had an unbearable abdominal pain, clutching his stomach and groaning loudly.

"Bajie, what's wrong with you?" Ao Lie woke up and said in shock.

Bajie groaned and groaned: "My stomach hurts, it hurts so much! Oh, it hurts like hell!"

He rolled over in pain again.

"Apprentice, I feel sick to my stomach as a teacher." Xuanzang suddenly called out, leaning on the head of the bed, the candlelight was shining clearly, his forehead was sweating coldly, and his face was pale.

"Master! What should we do then?" Ao Lie was even more panic-stricken, turning around in a hurry.

Xuanzang endured the severe pain in his stomach and said, "Go to the city and find a doctor."

"Yes, yes, yes! Find a doctor!" Ao Lie rushed out in a panic, leaving Xuanzang and the two of them still in unbearable pain.

Not long after, Wukong and Quzheng came back.

Qu Zheng couldn't believe it, and asked, "When did you drink the water from the Zimu River?"

Xuanzang hugged him, and said weakly: "It's good that you are back, save me quickly!"

After speaking, she fell softly into Qu Zheng's arms.

Instead, Qu Zheng calmed down, supported Xuanzang to lie down, turned around and said to Wukong: "Monkey, there is a hill nearby, and there is a manor house on the hill, and there is a well spring in the yard, go fetch a bucket of water. Come, you can cure Master and Bajie's illness."

Wukong said: "Okay!" Flying out, Zongyun went.

Sitting by the bed, Qu Zheng looked at Xuanzang with his eyes closed, sweating profusely, gently wiping the cold sweat off his head with his sleeve, his heart ached. A man giving birth to a child is definitely the greatest malice in heaven.

"Brother, my stomach hurts so badly, it hurts to death." Bajie was on the other bed, groaning continuously.

Qu Zheng glanced back at him, and said, "I can't die, at most I can give birth to a little pig, it's not a big deal."

"Ah?" Xuanzang suddenly opened his eyes, and lost his voice, "What did you say?"

The author has something to say: Mr. Wu’s Journey to the West has been upgraded dozens of chapters before. After the Kingdom of Daughters, the style of painting has suddenly changed. Xuanzang has had countless luck along the way. flutter.

Haha, Journey to the West, which was originally a man's world, has so many beautiful things.