Tang Seng took me to play time travel [Journey to the West]

With Qu Zheng by his side, Xuanzang felt that the abdominal pain was not so unbearable, but when he heard Qu Zheng say that, Xuanzang couldn't calm down anymore.

Qu Zheng hurriedly said: "Don't worry, Wukong has already found you the spring water of Luotai Spring, that water can relieve fetal gas, and I guarantee that nothing will happen."

"She's pregnant? No wonder..."

Xuanzang bit his lip, his face turned even paler, feeling very uncomfortable.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Qu Zheng was also a little flustered, he wanted to rub Xuanzang's stomach to relieve the pain, but he didn't dare to move, he had no experience in this kind of thing, so he had to hold Xuanzang's hand instead.

Bajie was about to cry, and yelled louder: "Oh, my God, we are men, how can we open the birth door? How can the baby come out?"

The corners of Qu Zheng's mouth twitched, and he said, "Why are you worrying about this kind of problem? At worst, I'll have your big belly dissected, just take it out."

Bajie said: "Hey, it's this time, you still make fun of the old pig, who died after being disemboweled, how can he have a baby?"

Xuanzang frowned and said: "Bajie, don't talk nonsense."

Bajie clutched his stomach and twisted, Qu Zheng couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "You twist and twist, the water in the Zimu River is what women from the daughter country drink when they are 20 years old. You can give birth to a child in just a few days, and with your twisting, you might give birth ahead of time."

Hearing this, Bajie really cried, and said: "Senior brother, hurry up and find a gentle woman, I feel a burst of pain, I think it's really about to give birth."

Xuanzang was also a little nervous about what he said, he grabbed Qu Zheng's hand vigorously, and said, "Xiao Zheng, why hasn't Wukong come back for so long? What if it really delays time?"

Qu Zheng said: "The place Wukong went to is called Xieyang Mountain. There is a spring on the mountain called Luotai Spring. Originally, women in the Daughter Country can go to drink the spring water to give birth at any time, but now it can't be done. Here comes a A Taoist, who claims to be a Ruyi True Immortal, has occupied Luotai Spring, but when he wants water, he needs to give gifts, which is very hateful."

Xuanzang said: "With Wukong's ability, it is no problem to deal with a Taoist."

Qu Zheng said: "You don't know, that Taoist is the brother of the Bull Demon King, that is, the uncle of the red boy. He hates that the red boy we killed was adopted by Guanyin as a boy of good fortune, so he tried his best to stop it. On the face of the devil king, it is not easy to kill him, it is a bit troublesome, you should bear with it, and you should be back soon."

Xuanzang said: "It's really a narrow road to enemies."

Only then did Qu Zheng remember that Ao Lie had disappeared, and asked strangely, "Where's Xiaobai?"

Xuanzang said: "He went to the city to find a doctor for us."

Qu Zheng said: "That's also good, after the fetal gas is gone, let the doctor prescribe medicine to recuperate your body."

Xuanzang held Qu Zheng's hand tightly, enduring bouts of abdominal pain, and suddenly yelled "Ah".

Qu Zheng asked nervously, "What's wrong?"

Xuanzang said: "It seems that the fetus is moving."

Qu Zheng said: "..."

Xuanzang sat up suddenly, and hugged Qu Zheng again, resting his head on his shoulder, with tenderness in his heart, he said softly: "If I really have a baby, our family of three will be a joy in the world."

Qu Zheng said: "..."

Xuanzang, your design has collapsed!Unexpectedly, the water in the Zimu River not only allows men to have children, but also makes men think of themselves as women, creating the illusion of gender dislocation. God, he said that it is God's greatest malice for men to have children.

Qu Zheng gently supported Xuanzang to lie down, and gently covered the quilt with an even more gentle expression on his face, saying, "You take a good rest, everything will be fine."

Xuanzang was extremely depressed, and his stomach seemed to hurt even more. The poor man confessed his love to his lover for the first time, but it ended in a tragic failure.

Qu Zheng can always easily misinterpret Xuanzang's feelings for him.

"My fetus is moving too! Oops, why hasn't Brother Hou come back? If he doesn't come back, the old pig is really giving birth to a piglet." Bajie cried and cried, got out of bed and walked out with his big belly on his back, leaning on the porch, eager to see through, It looks like a little daughter-in-law waiting for her husband, which is very funny.

It is said that Wukong listened to his senior brother and left through the clouds. On the way, he met Xiaobailong and went with him to learn about Luotaiquan in Yangshan.

Wukong fought with the Bull Demon King's brother Ruyi Zhenxian, while Ao Lie returned with a bucket of spring water. Wukong finished the Taoist and caught up with him.

The two of them landed in the courtyard of the post station according to the cloud, and saw Bajie with a big belly, groaning and chirping on the pillar, Wukong couldn't help laughing and said: "Bajie, when are you going to give birth?"

Bajie burst into tears in an instant, and cried, "Brother, don't make fun of me! Is the water coming?"

Holding a bucket of spring water in his hand, Ao Lie hurriedly said, "Here we come! We come!"

In this way, Xuanzang and Bajie drank the spring water to relieve the fetal gas, Bajie was fine, and immediately jumped up and down, but Xuanzang had hurt a little vitality, after the cleansing, Qu Zheng helped him to sit in the yard to bask in the sun.

Qu Zheng ordered Ao Lie to go to the kitchen to cook a bowl of hot porridge, brought it himself, and watched Xuanzang eat it.

After eating a bowl of porridge, Xuanzang wrapped himself in a warm fur coat. The spring sun shone on his face, and his face regained some color. He said, "Xiaozheng, what happened to you and Wukong going to the Heavenly Palace?"

Qu Zheng said: "It's settled, it's not a big deal, the Taishang Laojun was a little unhappy about our study, and deliberately dropped a pill for the boy who watched the cow to eat, and left a diamond , Let his green ox go down to the world as a demon, so as to prevent the trip to learn from the scriptures."

Xuanzang frowned and said, "Is there such a thing?"

Qu Zheng didn't say anything clearly, the real intention of Taishang Laojun was to warn Tathagata, even if Buddhism was spread eastward, there would still be a bunch of old men like him, Taishang Laojun, don't be too arrogant.

In the original book, Qingniu captured Xuanzang, and relying on Laojun's metal carving, he fought all over the three realms, including Wukong, Li Jing and his son, all the heavenly soldiers and generals in Tiangong, and the Arhat under the Tathagata. Niu made a big splash, and in the end Tathagata hinted to Wukong that the owner of Qingniu was Taishang Laojun, so Wukong invited Taishang Laojun to subdue Qingniu and rescued his master.

At this time, Xuanzang was full of worry, sighed, and said, "Xiaozheng, I don't know why, this daughter king refuses to switch Guanwen and let us go."

Qu Zheng laughed and said, "Why is there no reason? She likes you."

Xuanzang was startled, speechless.

In the Imperial Palace of the Daughter Kingdom, the queen is laying out paper for painting. On the snow-white rice paper, a handsome man appears on the paper. The man in the painting has a face like a jade crown, black hair, a purple gold jade crown, and a brocade robe and jade belt. He looks like a rich man walking out His noble son, with a peerless appearance, is radiant.

After she finished painting, she stared at the man in the painting obsessively, her face was full of spring, her soul was tied to the man's body, and she was dangling. suppress.

"His Majesty……"

The grand master was called in and called softly.

The queen came back to her senses, put down the portrait, a faint smile appeared on her beautiful face, and she became even more beautiful, and said: "The grand master is here."

The grand master tentatively said: "Your Majesty, you treat Tang Yudi..."

The queen blushed, nodded lightly, and said: "As a country is rich, I would like to recruit my younger brother to be the king, and I would like to be the empress. I would like to marry his yin and yang, have children and grandchildren, and pass on the emperor's legacy forever."

The Grand Master breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "Your Majesty, great joy! Great joy! I am relieved now. In the past, some men passed by my country, and you didn't look down on any of them. I am really worried."

"You clearly know that I..." The Queen didn't know what to think of, and turned around showing her daughter's delicate attitude.

"Okay, I know you're shy." The grand master covered his mouth with a smile, turned to her, and said.

The two are childhood sweethearts, like sisters, they are monarchs and ministers in front of people, but they laugh and make trouble behind people.

The queen frowned again, and said: "Master, do you think Brother Yu likes me?"

The grand master smiled and said: "Your Majesty is a fairy, don't say that Tang Yudi is just a monk, even a god, he will be tempted, you two are just a man and a woman, a god-given pair, since ancient times, the marriage match depends on the red leaves, the moon-old couple Tie the red rope, the minister will be the matchmaker, and I will take care of bringing you a beautiful and wishful husband."

The Queen was overjoyed and said: "Then there will be Grand Master Lao."

"The minister is going now."

The grand master immediately drove to Yingyang Station, and Xuanzang and the five people sat down after greeting them with salutes.

The grand master smiled all over his face and said: "Grandpa Yudi, I'm overjoyed! I'm overjoyed!"

Xuanzang was puzzled and asked, "Where does joy come from?"

The grand master said: "In our Xiliang women's country, there has never been a man's marriage since ancient times. Now fortunately, the grandfather of the younger brother is here, and I am here to ask for marriage."

Xuanzang said: "The grand master's words are wrong. Our master and apprentice are all monks. How can we talk about asking for relatives?"

The grand master said: "My king loves my brother's grandfather very much. I would like to use the wealth of a country to recruit my brother's grandfather as my husband. I would sit in the south and call myself an orphan. My king would like to be the empress, so he ordered me to be a matchmaker and come to recruit relatives."

Xuanzang's face changed slightly, and he said: "Please ask the grand master to restore the queen, the poor monk is a monk, this is absolutely impossible."

The grand master was suddenly displeased, and said: "Have you thought about it clearly? If a man can afford it, he can let it go. If he becomes a monk, he will return to the vulgar. My king entrusts the country's wealth to recruit you, so that you won't be humiliated. "

Xuanzang shook his head and said resolutely: "This matter is absolutely impossible, the grand master should not say any more."

Bajie listened to the coloring heart again, became confused, and said loudly: "Grand Master, you go to the queen, my master is an Arhat who has cultivated the Tao for a long time, and he will never love you to make the country rich, nor will you love the country's wealth." Rong, quickly replace Guan Wen, send him to the west, and leave me here to recruit, how about it?"

Qu Zheng laughed with a "ha", Bajie's last sentence was the bright spot, Xuanzang gave him a glare with a slightly annoyed look on his face.

Xuanzang was really in a hurry, but Qu Zheng still acted nonchalantly and smiled, which made him really upset.

Ao Lie said disapprovingly: "Bajie, I'm afraid the Queen thinks you are ugly and looks down on you."

Bajie said: "What do you know? The old pig is ugly, but he is still good-looking, just like Master, handsome, but fragile, what's the use?"

Xuanzang's face darkened, if he could, he really wanted to kill Bajie to silence him, what a mistake, why did he accept such a stupid and perverted apprentice back then, always holding him back.

Qu Zheng held back his laughter, and winked at Wukong.

Wukong immediately said: "Idiot, don't talk nonsense and make Master angry. The queen is interested in Master, what's the matter with you? Don't delay Master's marriage. Grand Master, I will decide this marriage for Master."

The grand master was overjoyed, nodded again and again, and said: "This little elder is still sensible."

Xuanzang said displeased: "Wukong, how can you say that?"

Wukong laughed and said: "Master, a thousand-mile marriage is bound by a thread, and you can stay here and be the king. This is a great joy."

"Nonsense!" Xuanzang was so angry that his face was livid, he walked out with a flick of his sleeves, and Qu Zheng hurriedly followed.

The grand master said: "I will not hide it from you elders, it is my king's will that I only recruit your master as my husband. You can enter the court and change Guanwen, and leave to go to the west to learn scriptures."

"Well, your queen doesn't know a real good man."

Bajie muttered unwillingly.

"This marriage is settled like this. Tomorrow my king will personally come to pick Tang Yudi into the palace." The grand master pretended not to hear Bajie's words, and drove back to the palace to play the queen.

In the courtyard, Xuanzang was so angry that he didn't say a word, and he didn't even look at the people around him.

Qu Zheng laughed and said: "Think about it, we are planning to slow down our troops. We have agreed to the queen for the time being, so that we can enter the palace and change Guan Wen, and it will not be too late to leave."

Xuanzang's face was tense, he didn't look at him, and said coldly: "You want me to cheat the marriage? Even if you refuse immediately, so what? I won't change this article."

Qu Zheng said: "Even if you don't change Guan Wen, have you ever thought about it, the queen will definitely use all the strength of the whole country to stop you, when Wukong loses his temper and kills them all, how can you bear it?"

Xuanzang was startled for a while, then he was silent for a while, and then slowly said: "No matter what, I will never perform the ceremony of husband and wife with that queen."

"You think too much, you won't enter the bridal chamber." Qu Zheng couldn't help laughing, and said, "Don't worry, there won't even be a wedding."

"That's good, that's the only way to go." Xuanzang was silent for a moment, and then heaved a long sigh.

The author has something to say: Because there are still three thousand tasks, there will be another update tomorrow night