I was cheated into marriage! ! !

Lingyue bared her teeth, what a monster, can she still play like this?He didn't play like that when he was a kid.

Mo Yan put his arms around Lingyue, the corners of his mouth curled up, "I'm just kidding you."

Lingyue was speechless, "Stop being funny, what should I do if someone sees it?"

What Lingyue meant was that both of them were monsters, but the staff heard different meanings, thinking that you are all like this, are you afraid that others will find out?

Mo Yan had no choice but to let go, his eyes could tell that he was reluctant.

Photographer: "..."

This group is completely different from the CP of the last two seasons.

Lingyue led the way and followed the direction pointed by the little bird to the small stream. It was really very small, only more than one meter wide, and the trickling stream was crystal clear. Occasionally small fish and shrimp seedlings swam past, as well as small tadpoles.

Lingyue happily jumped over, Mo Yan followed behind, and also walked over slowly.Lingyue had already run forward, pointing to the scenery over there and said happily: "Look, it's so beautiful here."

Mo Yan nodded, "Would you like to go up the mountain so that you can watch the sunset in time?"

Lingyue looked at the photographer who was following them, "It's not easy for them to go up and down with their equipment, can you do it?"

The photographer gritted his teeth: "OK."

In fact, they are already tired. After all, human beings do not have such good physical strength as Lingyue and the others, and they have to carry the camera and run with them. The physical strength really cannot keep up.

Lingyue saw the reluctance of the other party, and said with a smile: "Forget it, I can't see the road clearly at night, I'm afraid it may be dangerous, let's look at it later."

Both the photographer and the staff quietly breathed a sigh of relief, not knowing where Lingyue got so much energy, but they are still very grateful, so considerate.

Lingyue ran to the front again, and saw a red fruit on a tree, anyway, it was a wild fruit, and she couldn't tell what kind it was, Lingyue shouted happily: "Look, brother Mo! This is delicious! I want to go up Pick a few."

Mo Yan also followed, seeing Lingyue climbing up, pinching Lingyue's waist and raising it above his head, Lingyue touched the fruit directly.

When the program was released, this scene stayed perfectly. After seeing Mo Yan's performance, the audience went crazy again: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Teacher Mo's boyfriend is full of power! Hormones are off the charts!"

"As expected of a Lianjiazi, he is powerful!"

"Wow, Lingyue has such a small waist...Brother Mo is about to pinch her hands!"

"Ahhhhh nosebleeds flying all over the place. jpg The pose of the two of them made me fill up countless images in my brain!"

……

Ling Yue picked a few and handed Mo Yan two, "Mr. Mo, have you eaten?"

"Eat it, it wasn't so big before."

"Wow, how do you know?"

Mo Yan smiled and said, "I have eaten its ancestors."

"Hahahaha...don't make me laugh!" Lingyue pocketed the fruit, "Go back and wash it and eat it."

Mo Yan smiled, and naturally grabbed Lingyue's hand, "Let's go."

The two had had enough fun in the mountains, it was past five o'clock, and they had to go back to cook.

Lingyue was worried again, "What to eat?"

Mo Yan still said the same thing: "Anything is fine."

Lingyue curled her lips, no, you are in charge of being handsome.

Lingyue held a few mushrooms picked from the mountains, "Then, let's scramble eggs with mushrooms."

Mo Yan doesn't quite trust Lingyue's common sense of life, after all, she is an idiot, "Are you sure you are not poisonous?"

Although he is not afraid of poison, but he has set a wrong example for human beings, and the consequences are very serious. Maybe there will be imitators. After watching the show, who belches a few times, who is responsible?

Lingyue was very sure, "I'm sure, I've eaten it many times, and I haven't been poisoned to death."

Mo Yan's heart ached again, it was obviously a carnivorous bird of prey, the emperor among birds, but in order to find him, he wanted to eat mushrooms, how much suffering did the little goblin suffer?

"Go back and buy a lot of meat for you. Let's buy whatever you want."

Lingyue was at a loss, not knowing why he needed to replenish his body, he felt that he was already very strong now.

Mo Yan still didn't help at dinner, Lingyue washed the mushrooms, took a knife, and cut the mushrooms into shreds very clumsily, following the online video instruction, he was able to cook the meal.

When eating, Lingyue strongly recommended, "Mr. Mo, this mushroom is really super delicious."

Mo Yan took a sip, and even though he didn't like vegetarian food, he affirmed Ling Yue, "It's delicious."

Lingyue happily pushed the plate of mushrooms over, "Then you can eat them all."

Birds don't actually like eating mushrooms.

Mo Yan: "..."

After eating, Lingyue lay down on the sofa, picked up the remote control and prepared to watch TV, "Mr. Mo, I've given you a glorious and arduous task. You go to wash the dishes."

Mo Yan was looking for a drink at the bar, trying to wash away the smell of mushrooms in his mouth, after hearing the words, he casually asked, "How do I wash it?"

Lingyue said casually, "Put it in the water and rinse it."

Mo Yan treated the wine as water, drank it in a cup, and went to the kitchen.Turn on the faucet, listen to Lingyue's words, put the dishes in the water and rinse them all.

When the camera came here, the audience also went crazy, complaining to Lingyue one after another: "Yueyue, look at Brother Mo, he really just rushed!"

"It's so obedient, it's okay to rush? How can I use it tomorrow?"

"Hahahaha, I really washed it with water, and Lingyue will cry when I use it tomorrow morning!"

……

After Mo Yan washed it, he felt that it was different from what he usually used, and he also found that there was a problem. He was too lazy to study how to clean the bowl like a human being, so Teacher Mo found a bowl and hooked up the camera in the kitchen.

Then with a wave of his hand, the whole kitchen was clean.

After getting to Shu Shuang, who is not a human being, Mo Yan found props and covered all the cameras, heh!Much more comfortable.

Director Ying hurriedly asked: "Teacher Mo, what's wrong with you? How did you record it? What do the audience think?"

Hearing this, Mo Yan uncovered a camera, leaned over and said, "I'm going to sleep, good night."

Should guide: "..."

Seeing that the cameras were all turned off, Lingyue happily kicked her legs on the sofa, "It's much more comfortable!"

The two of them are comfortable. When the program was broadcast, the program crew didn't cut this scene because of the topic.The audience was in a hurry, yelling excitedly: "What are you doing? Let us out!"

"Brother Mo wants to sleep, yes, it's the one we imagined to sleep, I'm sorry we are too in the way."

"Sleep well, oh my god! As expected of Mo Yan, she's so straightforward."

"Bet a dollar, Yueyue won't get up tomorrow morning."

……

Early the next morning, Mo Yan was the first one to wake up. He came to the kitchen in his pajamas, and even made breakfast. He took out ten eggs from the refrigerator, put water in the pot, put all ten eggs in, and boiled!

"Have this for breakfast?"

"Ah."

Lingyue came over in a daze, Mo Yan looked confused, "Why do you get up so early?"

Lingyue rubbed her eyes, "I heard something, and I'm afraid you'll burn the kitchen." Lingyue washed her hands, "Is there only eggs? Nothing else?" Seriously, he was afraid that eating so many eggs would raise his cholesterol.

Mo Yan: "Aren't these enough?" As he spoke, he wanted to put a few more inside.

"No, that's enough." Lingyue was amused, opened the refrigerator and took a look, and took out a box of shrimps from it. "Wow, the program team has prepared so comprehensively that there are shrimps. How do you eat them?"

Mo Yan said seriously: "Let's boil it in water too."

He took out a pot, gestured to Lingyue, and poured it in.

"Brother, calm down, this thing hasn't been washed yet."

Mo Yan clicked his tongue, it's really troublesome for humans to eat.

Ling Yue smiled and said: "Let's eat all the food prepared by the program group before we leave, and prepare a big meal at noon."

As he spoke, he poured the prawns into the water and washed them, picked up one and looked at his back, "Hey, what is this black thing? It's not in the takeaway I ordered?"

Mo Yan rubbed his chin with a deep expression, "The shrimp must be poisoned, right?"

"There's this one too, do you need to get them out?"

"how to do?"

"Peel it off."

"How to peel?"

"I don't know, did you cut your back?"

"Why didn't you say cut it?"

The two stared at each other, and after looking at each other, Lingyue put the shrimp back into the refrigerator with a serious face, "There are still a lot of mushrooms left from last night, let's warm up the mushrooms."

Mo Yan was disgusted, "...Forget it, let's eat eggs."

Seeing this, the staff of the program team will all laugh. These two people have less common sense in life than the other. The first episode allowed them to live a comfortable life. After the program team will work harder, how will they live?

This scene almost drove the two fans crazy: "That's shrimp thread! Pick it!"

"I don't even know this, the two of them are undoubtedly the sons of rich families."

"This program made me get to know Brother Mo again. He usually looks so reliable, but when it comes to life skills, he is even less reliable than Lingyue."

"Brother Mo is becoming more and more unreliable. You can't listen to him at home. You have to rely on Yueyue to be the master of the house."

"Mo Yan will not be able to stay at home alone in the future, he will starve to death!"

The words "Mo Yan is unreliable" became popular on Weibo after it was broadcast.

The two went out for a stroll in the morning, and Lingyue wanted to see if there were any special products here, and bought some to share with the people in the studio.The two walked around the small mountain village, only to find a few persimmon trees, and there happened to be an aunt picking persimmons.

Lingyue saw everything fresh, so she ran over to look at it. At this time, she showed Auntie Lingyue's killer nature. Seeing how well-behaved he was, the auntie smiled and said, "Do you want to take some back to eat?"

Lingyue touched it, "It's so hard, it's different from the ones sold in the market."

The aunt laughed at him: "I don't understand. If you pick it off the tree after it becomes soft, you can't hold it anymore. You can take this back and cover it for two days. It will taste better when it softens."

Rounding it up, this is considered a special product. Lingyue took out 20 yuan from her wallet, "You pack a few for me, and I will take them home."

"Hey, how much do you want for a few persimmons? Just take them away." The aunt is also very good-tempered and very straightforward.

"That won't work, you have to pay." Lingyue insisted.

"Our village is small, and everyone who has something will share it. I really don't want your money." The aunt happily packed a dozen of them for Lingyue, using used plastic bags, which looked a little old , Lingyue didn't show any dislike at all, took it happily, threw down the 20 yuan, took Mo Yan's hand and ran away, the aunt shouted embarrassingly: "Young man, I gave you too much!"

Lingyue ran faster, and the two seemed to elope.

Lingyue cooked a few dishes at noon, took a nap in the afternoon, and went back at three o'clock.

The cameraman's hands are shaking now, and for the two of them these two days, no matter how they cut it, the audience will go crazy after it is broadcast.

Director Ying had already thought about how crazy the audience would be after this episode aired, and the other couples of guests performed very well. No matter how they were cut, Director Ying immediately decided to break the traditional one-and-a-half-hour format of an episode and change it to There will be two episodes, one for an hour and a half, and they will be released at the same time, so that fans can celebrate the New Year too.

Moreover, there are still a lot of clips in this episode, which can be regarded as a benefit to the audience.

After the post-production is completed, all the guests of the program group Aite who participated in the recording, wait together for the crazy audience after the broadcast of this episode.

Before the broadcast, Wu Jinrong asked Lingyue what she was doing in this episode. After Lingyue briefly talked about a few incidents, Wu Jinrong had given up on criticizing.Don't even think about it, I can't control it.

After this episode aired, the audience really went crazy.

Lingyue Weibo was paralyzed.

Mo Yan also hung up on Weibo.

Celebrities who have been married for 20 years are living in harmony with each other, blissful in the ordinary.

Seven years of marriage is considered harmonious. Anyway, they both have a lot of problems, but no one can do without each other, so there are a lot of laughs.

The newlyweds are sweet and sweet, and they keep throwing dog food.

Boyfriend and girlfriend are like fairy tale love, and they are a little shy and sweet.

In the past, the least food production was the national cp, which is terrible, almost like a newlywed!

Netizens were anxious: "Admit it, both of you! I moved here from the Civil Affairs Bureau! Hurry up and get married! Get married on the spot!"

"I was so excited that I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep, I was crazy, crazy, crazy!"

"I just want to know what Mo Yan did after blocking the camera? Sleeping? How did he sleep?!"

"I also want to know what Mo Yan meant by sleeping? How did he sleep?!"

"Hurry up and make it public, please! What's the difference between this and making it public?"

"Don't think that I didn't hear what Lingyue whispered, don't be discovered? Sorry, I have already discovered it!"

"It's so sweet! Save money and follow the role! Fans save money and follow the role!"

"I want to marry brother Mo a daughter-in-law even if I save money!"

"Don't be funny upstairs, do you need to save money? They each have a courtyard, a courtyard! Didn't you see the surrounding scenery? It must be within the second ring road. What does it mean to have a courtyard there? What does it symbolize! Ahhhhhhhhh so rich!"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, the two houses will belong to Yueyue in the future! Don't resist, get married! Get married on the spot!"

"Actually, I suggested marrying Brother Mo to Lingyue's family. Brother Mo actually relies on Yueyue to take care of him. I really don't know how he survived."

"Brothers and sisters, listen to me, break through the wall between them, and you will become a big family!"

"Brother Mo's brainless fan v No. [-]: From now on, we are a family, and whoever dares to bully Lingyue will have trouble with us!"

Soon, "Mo Yan and Ling Yue's public relationship" became a trending search.

"Mo Yan Sleeping" was also trending.

"Lingyue would rather not disclose her relationship" was also on the hot search.

This day is so lively, the lively Lingyue herself didn't expect it, she just wanted to reply: Open up the yarn!

They really don't have that kind of relationship, they sleep separately, and they sleep on their own, what are you guys thinking?Some photos sent by Qu Yanbo's idiot popped up in his mind again, and Lingyue blushed and slapped the table angrily, "It's shameless, shameless! This is public hooliganism! Teacher Mo is not as dirty as you imagined , he is not a hooligan at all!"

Wu Jinrong glanced at him blankly. He didn't know what to say to Lingyue's reaction. How did Mo Yan maintain such a lofty image in Lingyue's heart? He was very upset when he saw it. Take advantage?

Looking at the Internet also made him feel tired.In the past, if two popular artists were rumored to have an affair, the fans would definitely make trouble. Girlfriend fans couldn't stand the excitement, whoever was mine, and if they dared to fall in love, they would cancel it or something.But the fans of the two of them were lucky, there were no objections, and they all begged them to get together quickly.

The identities of the two are still far apart. A random search of Mo Yan's classic works can display several pages on the webpage.Lingyue's classic works, all of which are added, can't even make up a single page.Fans actually think that they are a good match together, which is also a miracle in the entertainment industry.

I have to say that Mo Yan's fans are very eloquent, and they have successfully brainwashed Lingyue's fans. They are worried about Mo Yan's marriage. Wu Jinrong has a sense of crisis. Maybe they will really besiege his studio and come to snatch a kiss, just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle.

After Lingyue returned home, she lay on the wall and complained to Mo Yan: "They all think that we are together, where did it give them the illusion?"

Mo Yan shook his head innocently, "I don't know."

"Will it be bad for this kind of scandal to spread?" Lingyue put her chin in her hands and frowned, "You can say, you don't have a wife, and I have a fiancée I haven't found. One day, if she finds out Are you jealous?"

Mo Yan shook his head, "No."

"That's right, she is so understanding, she will definitely listen to my explanation."

Mo Yan nodded, "There's no need to explain."

Ling Yue was right after thinking about it, "She must know that these are just rumors, how many of these things on the Internet are true?"

Mo Yan nodded in agreement, "You are right."

Teacher Mo is getting better at chatting, Lingyue opened the chatterbox happily, but couldn't close it for a while, "When will I find her? What should I do if it's a boy who just pokes her? I'm not mentally prepared."

Mo Yan raised his eyes and asked tentatively, "When do you want to?"

Lingyue curled her lips, "Hurry up, I will feel at ease when I find it. Whether it is getting married or retiring, I have a clear idea in my heart."

Mo Yan smiled, "You seem to have less expectation of her now than before."

Lingyue sighed, "Probably because I hid from disappointment too many times. I passed by each time and couldn't find it. How do you say that old saying, go all out, and what, what..." Lingyue scratched her head, it's over, she forgot.

Mo Yan reminded him, "Look carefully at the books sent to you by the management department, they won't just give you a diploma, they really pass the exam."

Lingyue groaned and jumped off the wall, "I see, I'll go back to read now. It's terrible to be uneducated!"

Mo Yan smiled and narrowed his eyes, as soon as possible, okay!Let you find this show before it's finished.

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Then came the second recording session. According to the usual practice, the program team still sent a car to pick it up, mainly to advertise the patron's father's car. The two flew to the hotel, where they picked them up and ran around.

After getting into the car, Lingyue received a card from the program group and asked unexpectedly, "Where is this place? Why haven't I heard of it?"

The staff of the program team said with a smile: "This time the location is changed, and the difference from last time is not small."

Lingyue usually watches variety shows, and there are many reality shows that like to toss the guests, so Lingyue immediately became vigilant, "What do you mean?"

"We just want to see your performance in different environments. The first time you have everything, the second time, it's not so smooth."

Lingyue was dissatisfied, "What about the free travel that was agreed upon?"

"The program must also adapt to the development of the times. The audience no longer eats the previous model. We need to innovate and evolve."

"Is it so innovative that you have nothing to eat?" Lingyue was aggrieved, "You can't lie to others."

The three sentences are all about eating, and the director team was very happy, "There is food, it will definitely fill you up."

Lingyue immediately put her mind at ease, that's good.

The director sits behind the scenes, looking at a row of passing pictures, smiling, it depends on what I want you to eat.

This time they came to a small third-tier town. The staff pointed to a six-story building with no elevators. Some old residential buildings told them: "This unit is our shooting location today."

Then each group was given 200 yuan, "What do you want to eat? Buy it yourself."

The two groups of couples who have been married for seven years and 20 years have no response, and 200 yuan is enough to buy food.

A pair of lovers during the honeymoon period and the current dating period showed expressions of astonishment on their faces. What is 200 yuan for two days, enough for?

For Lingyue's group, the money was naturally handed over to Lingyue. The program team didn't consider letting Mo Yan be the master. After all, after the first episode was broadcast, everyone knew that Teacher Mo was unreliable and had zero life skills.

The program team seemed to be very generous, and said enthusiastically: "Don't lose this money, if you lose it, you won't be compensated, and you can't order takeaway."

Director Ying pointed at Lingyue emphatically, Lingyue was startled, and hurriedly said: "Am I the kind of person who steals food? Director, you look down on me too much!"

The director's eyes clearly indicate that you know how to do it. He heard Wu Jinrong say that Lingyue is a thief who ordered takeaway.

Lingyue looked at Mo Yan aggrieved, they didn't understand my reliability.

This time, Mo Yan understood what he meant in seconds, and nodded to comfort him, you are the most reliable.

Lingyue immediately became smiling, "Chai, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar tea, you all gave it?"

"Give it this time."

Everyone's alarm bells were ringing, "What about next time?"

"Hehe." The director gave a self-seeking smile.

Lingyue: "Do you want us to eat steamed buns to fill us up? Teacher Mo, bring instant noodles next time."

"You can't bring it, it's not as difficult as you think."

Lingyue pulled her face, and instinctively told him that the director was lying.

When I went upstairs, I found that the whole house was less than [-] square meters. The dining room and the kitchen were together. The dining table was folded, and there was no refrigerator in the house.

Lingyue looked around, it was so hot and there was no air conditioner, only a small floor fan, both of them were monsters, they could cool down by themselves when it was hot.Lingyue suddenly felt sorry for the other guests, and the director team was too good at looking for them, so they didn't know where to find these things.

"Others must suffer. That's all for this issue. The next issue won't let us escape in the wilderness? Or drifting in the sea? Desert adventure?"

Mo Yan rubbed his chin, and said deeply: "I don't care about that, what I'm thinking about is, how are we going to sleep tonight?"

Lingyue was dumbfounded when she saw it. The setting is not rich, there is only one bedroom and one bed.