I was cheated into marriage! ! !

"Director, how do we sleep at night?" Lingyue looked at the cabinet, only a quilt, "I'm on the floor and there's no quilt!"

Mo Yan pulled Lingyue out with a serious face: "Let's go shopping first, we'll talk about it tonight."

"It will be too late at night. If you don't have it now, the director can still buy it."

"It's not important, eating is the most important thing." Teacher Mo, who usually doesn't like eating very much, is particularly interested in eating at this moment.

Lingyue was dragged away just like that.

Director: "..."

You look like this, am I sending you a quilt?Or are you pretending not to hear what Ling Yue said?

After Lingyue went out, she used her mobile phone to check whether there was a supermarket nearby.I found out that even the bigger supermarkets are 3000 meters away recently. Doesn’t it cost money to take a taxi?Lingyue saw an old lady coming back with vegetables and eggs, she went up to meet her and asked with a smile, "Grandma, where did you buy this food?"

Lingyue's smiling face was extremely lethal. The old lady saw that he was good-looking and well-behaved, and pointed enthusiastically in one direction, "Out of the community, turn left. You will have a crossroad at [-]. Go there and walk another ten meters As you can see, there is a vegetable market."

"Is there everything for sale there?"

"All, everything, go."

"Thank you grandma." Lingyue happily ran back to pull Moyan, "Just to say, there are many people living around, it is impossible that there is not even a place to buy vegetables. Do you think we should tell others?"

Mo Yan said seriously: "No need, they have mouths, just ask them and they'll know."

In fact, he didn't want to bring a light bulb. Lingyue didn't know about Mo Yan's idea. Even the photographer who followed them felt that Mo Yan had too many eyes.

A small county has the advantages of a small county. The vegetables sold are not expensive. Many of them are grown by the uncles and aunts. Although they are not good-looking, they are cheap. Set up a cardboard box and buy three or four catties for ten yuan. The person is also real, grab a lot, and take it away with a bag.

Among this group of ordinary people, Lingyue and Mo Yan were like two princes who came out of a fairy tale to inspect people's conditions. They were so conspicuous that many people recognized them immediately.Coupled with the fact that there are cameras, those who have watched their programs can guess that they were recorded.

"Mo Yan!"

"It's really Mo Yan!"

"Lingyue? Oh, Lingyue is really so beautiful!"

"It's a surprise that you came to our place to record a show!"

……

The two of them were immediately surrounded, and Mo Yan put his arms around Lingyue's shoulders, protecting him in his arms.

Lingyue is still beautiful, if someone praises him for being beautiful, of course, his feathers are beautiful!

The staff who had been following them rushed up and sent them away politely, "I'm sorry everyone, let's record the show and let them act like ordinary people, okay? You can talk and take pictures, please don't stop them Thank you for their footsteps."

Fortunately, there were no irrational fanatics. As soon as the staff said, everyone stepped aside to allow them to shoot smoothly.

There was a proprietress who knew Lingyue, and she shouted to him happily from afar: "Lingyue! You come to my place to buy vegetables! My daughter and I are your fans!"

Lingyue was shocked. He always thought that his fans were generally younger, but he didn't expect that there were even aunts. Lingyue happily walked over and chatted with them, "We are here to record the show, and we will leave tomorrow. Sister, how do you sell this dish? of?"

Seeing Lingyue smile, the eldest sister blushed, "Do you want to buy vegetables? See which one you want to eat, and eat it."

Lingyue smiled, "No, I'll buy vegetables with you, and you can make it cheaper for me."

"Hahahaha," the eldest sister was amused by Lingyue, "You are a big star and you still have to haggle when you buy vegetables!"

"This time the program team will give less money." Ling Yue said innocently: "Besides, I'm not a big star either."

The eldest sister happily gave him a basket, "Is your partner here?"

This sentence confused Ling Yue, "Subject?"

"Oh! Here you come! So handsome!" The eldest sister saw Mo Yan standing not far away, holding a handful of fennel, with a surprised face, and said excitedly: "Your partner is so handsome! The acting skills are also good, our family Everyone is his fan!"

Lingyue was embarrassed, "No, not the object."

"Oh~ I understand, you celebrities, you can't say that you have a partner. I won't say it."

Lingyue raised her forehead, elder sister, you have already shouted out.

The eldest sister urged him, "Hurry up and get the vegetables, you can take whatever you want, I will give you a cheaper price. Oh, Lingyue buys vegetables at my house, hahaha..."

As soon as Lingyue stopped at this stall, many onlookers gathered around. After being greeted by the eldest sister, they all followed Lingyue to buy vegetables.

Mo Yan's side was also surrounded, and there was an uncle who was probably a fan of Mo Yan, who enthusiastically handed him cigarettes, Mo Yan smiled and shook his head, "No."

The uncle remembered that smoking is not allowed here, he squeezed the cigarette in his hand, and asked with a smile: "Why did you come to our place? Are you filming? Filming TV?"

Mo Yan twitched his lips and looked at Lingyue, "Record the show with him."

The uncle looked at Lingyue's smiling face, "Oh, this young man is really good-looking, did he film with you?"

The corner of Mo Yan's mouth twitched, "My partner."

"Wow," the uncles and aunts around were all in admiration, "It's a good match!"

"Your partner looks really good-looking!"

Mo Yan nodded, "He is the prettiest."

Lingyue's ears are good, she turned her head and glared at Mo Yan, what nonsense are you talking about?What if these grandpas and aunts really believed it?When people watch the show later, they know that you are lying, so they can't scold you?

The young man knew that the two of them were in a CP relationship this time. Anyway, it was said on the Internet that they were together, so it was hard to tell whether it was true or not. In the end, they could only cheer for Mo Yan, "Come on, Brother Mo! Hurry up! Yue Come on Yue, too!"

Lingyue blushed, chasing farts!Not that kind of relationship!He brought a few vegetables to the elder sister, but the elder sister didn't weigh him, and after bagging him, "give me twenty."

Lingyue widened her eyes in shock, "20 yuan? So cheap?"

"It's worth it, I finally ran into you once, and I can brag about it in the future. Lingyue and Mo Yan have eaten my family's food."

Lingyue hurriedly took the money to pay, the eldest sister took out the account book, and said with a smile: "Please sign me on the small book, I will keep this piece of paper, hahaha."

Lingyue was also amused, the eldest sister is so refreshing!

"Eldest sister is so kind, everyone is here to buy vegetables!" With Lingyue's voice, many people really shouted, and the eldest sister was so happy that she was busy paying everyone's bills.

Saying goodbye to the enthusiastic elder sister, Lingyue took Mo Yan to buy eggs, crucian carp is also good, you can buy and kill now, and you can also make soup.

When leaving the vegetable section, Mo Yan pointed to the fennel, "Xiao Jiu, they sell grass."

"Huh?" Lingyue looked over curiously, and was also shocked. Lingyue returned to the booth, "What is this?"

The eldest sister told him with a smile: "Fennel, the dumplings are delicious."

Ling Yue asked: "How do you sell this?"

"It's two dollars for a small bundle, and it's enough for the two of you to eat."

Lingyue and Mo Yan looked at each other, and they had to pay for it, "If it's not tasty, you'll eat it all."

Mo Yan grabbed Lingyue's hand and dragged her away, "This food doesn't taste good at first sight, don't buy it."

"Aren't you curious? Don't want to taste it?"

"I don't eat grass, you should buy meat for two yuan more."

After the show was broadcast, this scene amused the audience again: "Think fennel is grass, and both of them think it is grass, don't rich people eat fennel?"

"No wonder Brother Mo kept looking at the bundle of fennel just now. He thought it was grass."

"Fortunately, let it go, I bet you Lingyue will never make dumplings!"

"Yes, that's grass, don't eat it, you two can just eat meat."

Lingyue has already gone to buy meat, "Brother, here is pork for 20 yuan."

"20 yuan is more than half a catty, not much." The big brother who sells meat cut up about 20 yuan, and Lingyue widened his eyes when he saw it, "So little?"

The eldest brother laughed and said, "The price of pork has risen now, it costs more than 30 yuan a catty, and 20 yuan is only that much."

Lingyue took out another ten yuan from her wallet, "Another ten yuan."

30 yuan is less than a catty of meat, Lingyue picked it up and took a look, "Okay, enough for cooking."

The two bought another fish, a catty of millet, and two pancakes, which were enough for lunch and dinner, and they went to buy some fruit.It cost more than 100 for this thing.

Mo Yan had already taken all the dishes from Lingyue's hands, carrying two big bags, and followed Lingyue.Lingyue led the way happily, walking aggressively.

"Let me tell you, I have been at home for the past few days and have worked hard to learn how to cook. I think I am a master chef now."

Mo Yan asked curiously, "Where did you learn it?"

Lingyue shook her phone, "I learned it online, it's so convenient to have the Internet now, human beings are so awesome."

Mo Yan smiled, "Either this paragraph will be cut off for you, or the sound will be silenced for you."

Lingyue smirked, "Should I change it to beep? He beep beep beep."

The director gestured with scissors, "Cut this part off! It sounds very uncivilized."

After the broadcast, the audience only saw the scene of Lingyue walking in front empty-handed, and Mo Yan following behind carrying things. The audience all laughed: "Brother Mo finally came in handy!"

"Yueyue is amazing! She has learned how to cook in such a short period of time, what else can she not?"

"It's him, it's him, it's him, our little wit, Ling Yueyue."

"Oh! Brother Mo is like a domineering president who goes shopping with his little wife hahahaha! I laughed so hard! Brother Mo who carries vegetables!"

"Brother Mo, run and chase your partner! Brother Mo admits that Lingyue is his partner, Lingyue, when will you admit it? Admit it quickly! I'm so anxious!"

Seeing Lingyue's embarrassed expression, Mo Yan said dotingly: "Singing, dancing, acting, cooking, you can learn everything, you are really good."

Lingyue was praised, she puffed up her chest and raised her chin happily, "Of course!"

Mo Yan smiled, "The most important thing is that you are still good-looking, you are more beautiful than fireworks."

Lingyue felt her heart thumping, touched her face, felt a little fever on her face, and remembered that night, the scene of fireworks blooming, praising him for looking good, Mo Yan praised him so sincerely, he just Feel happy to fly.

It must be that Mr. Mo beat him too much. He only felt this way when he heard compliments. Lingyue walked forward, happier than before. Mr. Mo was getting better at chatting.

After this scene was broadcast, netizens who saw and heard this sentence felt that something was wrong.Before Valentine's Day, someone set off fireworks in the city to confess to Lingyue, saying that Lingyue was prettier than fireworks.At that time, netizens also asked Mo Yan if he knew, and Mo Yan replied that he knew.Now that Mo Yan mentioned this sentence again, Lingyue still reacted like this, could it be...

"Damn it! The secret is revealed, the secret is revealed! It was Mo Yan who set off fireworks to confess Lingyue's love!"

"No, no, how can a steel straight man like me, Brother Mo, do such a romantic thing? It must not be him. I have no idea JPG"

"If it's really Brother Mo, then he has worked so hard for Lingyue."

"A person with a vicious mouth like him can boast Lingyue so much, it can be seen that it is true love. I'm not surprised that it was Mo Yan who confessed."

"It's still the same sentence, please make it public! Our money is ready, what do you look like in a secret?!"

Lingyue didn't expect that the recording of the second episode would once again arouse the upsurge of netizens urging them to make it public. Now the two of them walked to the gate of the community. Coincidentally, a big sister parked there pushing a tricycle with a transparent glass cover. It said With Lijia sauce meat.

Lingyue shrugged her nose, "It's so fragrant, this smell is absolutely amazing!"

One place has one characteristic. The sauced meat is fragrant and different from the ones eaten in the imperial capital. Lingyue stared at the big jar full of meat inside the glass cover, with several boards and sauced pig faces on it. , sauced elbow, sauced chicken drumsticks and so on.Ling Yue touched her wallet, sighed, life is not easy, forget it.

Mo Yan walked over, "If you want to eat, buy it."

"There is not much money left, and there are living expenses for tomorrow."

"Buy, let's eat sauced meat for lunch today, if you can't eat the food, you can save it until noon tomorrow."

Lingyue is still a little bit reluctant. It costs 200 yuan for two people for two days. Eating sauced meat is too extravagant.

The lady who sold the sauced meat said enthusiastically: "Young man, try it. My sauced meat is cooked in a century-old soup. It is famous all over the world. It is delicious and not expensive."

Having said that, Lingyue's saliva almost flowed down, "Then how much is this sauced chicken drumstick?"

"Eight yuan for one, 15 yuan for two."

Lingyue took out 15 yuan, "Just two chicken legs."

Mo Yan pointed at the whole pig's face, "This, weigh it."

"No, it's too expensive!" Ling Yue hurriedly stopped her.

"It's not expensive," the elder sister said quickly after packing it up, "This one is only 55 yuan, and with these two chicken legs, it's a total of [-] yuan."

Ling Yue's heart was bleeding, "No, there are too many, if you run out of money, half of it will be removed."

Mo Yan was very persistent, "If you want to eat, you can buy it, you just need to pay for it, trust me, there will definitely be something to eat tomorrow."

Lingyue was speechless, "Tomorrow is not enough to eat, do you want food to support me?"

Mo Yan was holding the vegetables in one hand, and put the other hand on Lingyue's head, "I will support you."

Lingyue suddenly relaxed, with Teacher Mo here, if the money given by the program group ran out, Teacher Mo would be made invisible, go out to buy food secretly, and they would steal food after the recording at night, that's all!

Lingyue took out the money happily, and went home happily with the sauced meat.

"At noon, I wanted to show you how much progress I made in cooking, but I didn't expect to save this meal for lunch today. Let's just eat sauced meat." Ling Yue patted a cucumber and mixed it.

Mo Yan said slowly: "You have a lot of time to show me when you go back."

"Don't you have a cook at home?"

"You can fire him."

"No, he cooks deliciously, keep him!"

"Listen to you."

It was incomparably blissful to have meat for lunch. After eating, Ling Yuewo turned on the TV on the small single sofa. "Undercurrent" was being broadcast on the TV. I didn't know how many times it was replayed. The ratings were still high. Ling Yue's complexion suddenly sank, and she switched channels without watching.

"As soon as people saw me, they said that the young man who was filming a TV series with Mo Yan and died a miserable death made me mad."

Mo Yan smiled and said: "After filming that one, they won't say that anymore. It should be said that Mo Yan found his big baby?"

"Hahaha..." Lingyue suddenly reacted after laughing, "Have you finished changing the script? The kissing scene and the bed scene must be removed."

Mo Yan poured two glasses of water, unhurriedly, especially deep, "I don't know, the first one only has a kiss scene, it's a very important scene, it shouldn't be deleted."

Lingyue held her flushed face, "You can borrow a seat."

Mo Yan glanced at him, "Yes."

When this episode was aired, the fans went crazy with excitement: "Cooperation again?!"

"Kiss scene? Sex scene? What did I see??"

……

After the broadcast, just at this point, the Weibo of the two of them was blown up.

Lingyue put down the remote control, "Let's go out for a stroll. I'll see if there are any specialties around here. I can buy some and bring them home tomorrow."

Except for the vegetable sellers, there are really no special products around, and the two of them wandered around and found nothing interesting, so they went to a small park, where the flowers were in full bloom, the butterflies were flying around, the bees were busy collecting honey, and Lingyue stood watching from the sidelines After a while, he also lost interest, and dragged Mo Yan inside again.

There happened to be a small pool, although it was not big, there were many koi in it, and a little garden cat ran over.Squatting next to the small pond, when the koi was close to the water, he suddenly stretched out his claws, grabbed a fish, and ran away with it in his mouth.

"Wow!" Lingyue asked in surprise: "Are all cats so good at catching fish? I thought only cats were so good at catching." Don't dare to say it, give Mo Yan a look, you know what it means, "Brother Miao has already eaten all the fish I raised."

Mo Yan frowned, "Why are you called Brother Meow?"

"When I was young, he protected me and covered me. He was very powerful. My brother and I still slept with our arms around him when we were young."

Mo Yan's face darkened instantly.

Ling Yue was puzzled, "What's wrong with you?"

Mo Yan was not happy, "It's nothing."

The audience was anxious, "I'm jealous, obviously jealous!"

"Oh my god, brother Mo is jealous of a cat!"

"It feels like Lingyue isn't very enlightened!"

"Brother Mo, come on!"

"Yueyue, please coax him quickly, he is jealous with a cat, you hug him, give him a pat, and it will be fine immediately."

Naturally, Lingyue couldn't coax Mo Yan, Lingyue didn't know why he suddenly changed his face, she couldn't coax him, let alone give him a treat.After all, Teacher Mo is very capricious, turning his face like God in June.According to the usual practice, ignore him for a while and he will be fine.

Seeing a few big ducks raised in captivity on the shore, Lingyue asked in surprise: "There are swans here?!"

Hearing the obvious quacking of ducks, Mo Yan said helplessly, "Honey, that's a duck!"

"How can there be ducks in the park? The white ones are swans!"

Mo Yan: "...just as long as you're happy."

"The cat just now was so powerful, and the koi fish caught it right away."

"Ah."

"Look at this flower, it's so beautiful."

"Ah."

"Don't swans eat flowers?"

Mo Yan was disgusted, "Are you a bumpkin coming to the city?"

"Oh! You despise me again!"

"I didn't say you were ugly, I didn't say you were short, I didn't say you..."

Lingyue jumped over and covered Mo Yan's mouth, "Don't hurt me again, you cook dinner yourself."

Mo Yan's eyes were full of helplessness, but in fact he could not eat.

The director couldn't watch it any longer, couldn't bear it, these two people were too tired and crooked.In the last two seasons, the National CP was afraid of rumors and kept a distance at all times. The two had physical contact at every turn.Not together?Who believes it? !

When it was broadcast, the barrage really blurred the screen: "It's too spoiled! Brother Mo really doesn't hide it."

"What the hell are you doing! Yueyue, you have to protect yourself!"

"Saluting! Baby! My God, it's sweeter than the pair of lovers!"

"Newly married, you two!"

"Hey, well, well, well..."

In the evening, according to the arrangement of the program group, dinner must be made, and what I watch is their daily life.Lingyue took out the millet, "Let's make some porridge then."

Mo Yan praised him, "You even learned how to cook porridge?"

Lingyue puffed up her chest and said proudly: "Of course, Baidu has everything."

At this time, the door was knocked. The couple living on the first floor are old actors who have been married for 20 years. Their performance in this program is also remarkable, that is, the warmth of each other.The man's name is Jiang Qiuping, and the woman's name is Guo Man.The couple are relatively down-to-earth, they seldom gossip, their acting skills are very good, they have won numerous awards, and they are very popular in the circle.Especially Jiang Qiuping, not only an actor, but also a director.Being able to participate in the show this time is because his wife had a serious illness last year, which made him realize that at this age, everything is imaginary, and companionship is real. He just wants to spend more time with his wife.

At this time, Jiang Qiuping was standing at the door with a plate of dumplings. No one opened the door, so he knocked twice.

Lingyue quickly put down the bowl and ran to open the door. Seeing Jiang Qiuping, Lingyue was taken aback.

Jiang Qiuping said softly, "We made some dumplings in the afternoon, and the family will give a plate away. Let's have a taste."

"It smells so good!" Ling Yue received it with both hands in surprise, and said gratefully: "Thank you two teachers, for your hard work! Come in and have a seat, Mo Yan is here too."

"I won't go in. I have to deliver to several other families when I go back. Teacher Guo is cooking dumplings at home. They won't taste good when they get cold."

The corners of Lingyue's mouth curled up, and she said enviously, "That's great! Teacher Guo is so virtuous! Thank you both."

Jiang Qiuping left with a smile, and Lingyue walked out, "I'll see you off."

"No, hurry back and cook. If you don't know how to cook, come to my house to eat."

"Thank you." After Lingyue returned, she carefully placed the plate of dumplings on the dining table, and beckoned Mo Yan to have a look, "The dumplings sent by Mr. Jiang downstairs, these two thought quite comprehensively, I'm afraid that the young Can't cook."

Mo Yan nodded, "The two of them are famous in the circle for their good temper, and this dumpling smells delicious."

"Hmm! The intentions are also very good. There are still many good people in the world!" Lingyue sighed, and first squeezed a dumpling to taste, which happened to be stuffed with fennel meat.

"I think it's quite delicious. Isn't this the grass you mentioned? It's not grass! It's delicious!"

Mo Yan also tasted one, and it tasted really good, mainly because he had never eaten it before, and it tasted fresh.

You pinch one, I pinch the other, and the plate of dumplings is eaten without chopsticks.

"We still have a lot of sauced meat at noon. I'll cut a piece and send it to Mr. Jiang. You wash the plate."

Reciprocity is important.

Being urged by Ling Yue, Mo Yan had no choice but to pick up the plate and wash it up.Lingyue cut half a pig's face and put it on the plate, holding it in both hands, she was about to go, "Did you see the rice I put in the bowl? You pour out the water, just pour the rice into the pot, remember to water the flowers Ah! I see a pot of green radishes by the wall, and the flowers grow well when watered with rice."

After Lingyue finished speaking, she went downstairs. When they arrived at Jiang Qiuping's house, the couple were still cooking dumplings. When Jiang Qiuping opened the door, seeing Lingyue, he immediately smiled, "What is this?"

"The sauced pork we bought at the door at noon, you can cut everything, mix it and eat it. The dumplings are delicious, and Mo Yan also praised you for your excellent craftsmanship."

"Oh, that's such an honor." Guo Man, who was still cooking dumplings, said with a smile, "Why don't you come over and eat together, there are many more."

"No, we're cooking, thank you, I'm leaving." Lingyue waved her hand and ran down with a smile.

Jiang Qiuping boasted: "Lingyue is really well educated, parents must be reasonable."

Guo Man smiled, "Yeah, he smiles like a little sun, warm and sensible. I will be satisfied when our son grows up to be like him."

Uncle Jiang said affirmatively: "It's definitely possible, our son will follow you,"

The couple casually said something homely, and it was dog food that many people would not envy.

After Lingyue went back, Mo Yan had already poured the rice into the pot, Lingyue applauded like a seal, and praised Mo Yan: "My brother is amazing! The work is half done!"

The corner of Mo Yan's mouth twitched slightly, "After all these years, I haven't starved to death."

Lingyue gave him a thumbs up, "Amazing! Have you watered the flowers?"

Mo Yan was serious, "If you pour it, you won't die."

After this scene was broadcast, the audience complained to Lingyue: "He did water, but he didn't listen to you, he didn't use rice water!"

"Brother Mo didn't understand you at all, he poured out the rice water, and then poured tap water on the flowers!"

"Brother Mo is so magnanimous, isn't he afraid of Lingyue watching the show? Hahaha give Brother Mo some wax in advance!"

"Hahahaha Brother Mo doesn't know how to water flowers with rice water either!"

Lingyue was still praising Mo Yan: "Thank you for your hard work!"

While talking, she saw the porridge in the pot running up by itself, trying to run while touching the pot lid, Lingyue was so frightened that she jumped up, "Ahhhhhhhhhhh the pot lid ran away!!! Is it fine?! "

Mo Yan put out the fire with a wave of his hand, and the two of them looked at each other in dismay. It was obvious that their cooking experience was still insufficient.

Lingyue held the lid of the pot and researched for a long time, but he couldn't find out why. The audience had to laugh and cry, and he looked at a loss.

After eating, Lingyue became worried, "What should I do to sleep?"

Mo Yan said seriously: "You go take a bath, I'll take care of it."

"Oh." Lingyue went to take a bath obediently. At this time, the staff brought a folding bed and a quilt.Mo Yan only took the quilt and asked them to remove the bed, then stuffed the quilt into the closet with no expression on his face.

Should guide: "..."

The author has something to say: Some readers responded that writing on RMB is not allowed, and it has been changed to a small book.