Me and my ingredients were stunned
Chapter 3
Yu Rou sent one person and one pig to the gate of Hui'an Community, and then walked away.
Xing Ruoliu hugged Xiao Xin and entered the community. At three or four o'clock in the afternoon, many uncles and aunts were strolling in the community. Xing Ruoliu was so frightened that he quickly pulled a towel over Xiao Xin's head to prevent them from approaching him.
Back home, Xing Ruoliu put Xiao Xin on the ground and asked softly, "Are you hungry?"
It's okay not to say, Wan Zhihan really felt a little hungry when she asked.But if the food was as the doctor gave her, she would rather be hungry, so she asked, "What's there to eat?"
"The leftovers from yesterday." Xing Ruoliu took Cinderella to see a doctor early this morning, and she didn't buy any food. After a whole day of tossing around, she doesn't want to go out now, so she will just eat what she had yesterday.
Wan Zhihan let out a "hmm", walked to the carpet in front of the sofa and lay down on the floor.Although the leftovers sound a bit like that, to her, they are something that people can eat anyway, but I don't know who her current taste is.
Xing Ruoliu mixed yesterday's leftovers into the pot. It looked a bit subtle, but the taste was definitely not bad, and she didn't have any requirements for this.
After filling a large bowl for himself, he put the rest into Xiao Xin's bowl, then Xing Ruoliu put the bowl on the kitchen floor, and called Xiao Xin to come and eat.
Wan Zhihan's heart was broken, she could accept eating directly with her mouth under her nose, after all, she was a pig, so she could only eat like this.But it was really hard for her to accept to let her eat on the kitchen floor.
"Can you bring me here to eat?" Wan Zhihan asked with a pitiful tone.
"No!" Xing Ruoliu immediately refused, and said unhappily, "Every time you eat, you make the surrounding dirty!"
"Then you can carry me to the table, it's easy to clean up if it's dirty."
"Did you forget the last time you ate on the table, and then just kicked the bowl down!"
Wan Zhihan was stunned for a moment, and then swore, "I promise I will eat it clean, if it gets a little dirty, just starve me for a day!"
Xing Ruoliu hesitated for a while, but no matter what, she won't lose.If it gets dirty, it saves tomorrow's food money, and if it doesn't get dirty, it saves time in cleaning.Xing Ruoliu was very happy, and was very satisfied with the talking pig after the car accident.
Xing Ruoliu came out of the kitchen with two large bowls, put them on the coffee table, and carried Xiao Xin onto the coffee table.
The smell is very fragrant, but the appearance is too bad, Wan Zhihan is extremely disgusted.But she is really hungry, forget what she ate before, and bravely challenge it!
"Mmm! Delicious!" Unexpectedly delicious!After Wan Zhihan took a bite, she praised him sincerely.
Xing Ruoliu smiled, and turned on the TV. The station that was turned on was rebroadcasting a variety show. She didn't like watching these and was about to switch channels.
Wan Zhihan heard the sound of the TV and raised her head. At this moment, she happened to appear on the screen, but within a second, the channel was switched.Just when she wanted to ask the master to change it back, Xing Ruoliu took the initiative to change it back.
Wan Zhihan's face was very recognizable, although Xing Ruoliu had only glanced at the photo just now, he could tell that the face on the screen at that moment was Wan Zhihan.
"I've heard of this show. She should be very popular if she can be on this show."
Wan Zhihan buried herself in the food with a guilty conscience.This show is very popular, ranking first in the ratings.But this issue has invited three guests, and she is the least popular and least melodramatic one, so there are not many shots in the whole process.But it took her a long time to get her to participate in this show.
This episode was broadcast half a month ago. Since that night, Wan Zhihan has not been on Weibo again, because she is afraid that netizens will scold her, such as "I don't know what this girl is here for", "Looking It's ugly, it's not funny, if it weren't for blabla, I wouldn't even want to watch it" or something like that.
That's right, although Wan Zhihan has a very cold face, her little heart is truly a heart of glass.
Xing Ruoliu picked up the bowl and ate while watching.After eating and watching for a long time, she realized that Wan Zhihan was not a resident of this show, so she said silently, "Okay, I misunderstood, so she just came here to make soy sauce."
It is no exaggeration, Wan Zhihan felt that she had lost ten thousand points of blood.She said in a low mood, "He saved your life, and you still say that, it's too immoral."
"I'm not wrong, where is it immoral?"
Wan Zhihan: Thousands of arrows pierce the heart.
"But she's really pretty. She's so pretty on TV, so she's definitely more beautiful in real life." After Xing Ruoliu finished speaking, Wan Zhihan was instantly elated, but she continued, "But the female stars in the entertainment circle They're all beautiful, but just being beautiful doesn't make it any easier."
Crit*n.
Wan Zhihan didn't want to listen anymore, so she quickly changed the subject, "By the way, I was interrupted when I was asking your name in the car just now! What's your name?"
"Xing Ruoliu." Xing Ruoliu lives alone, no one calls her name at home, and it's normal that pets don't know.
"Then I'll call you Xiaoliu, okay?"
"Shouldn't you call me Master?"
"I..." Wan Zhihan was speechless.The word "Master" is what she used to call her when she didn't know her name just now, but she never thought of calling her "Master". If she knew it earlier, she shouldn't have asked this question!
Xing Ruoliu became interested. Now that pets can talk, she really wants to try what it feels like to be called master.She poked Xiao Xin's round buttocks with the end of her chopsticks, "Call Master to come and listen."
Wan Zhihan pretended to be eating very vigorously, but didn't hear it.
Xing Ruoliu took away the bowl in front of Xiao Xin without saying a word, forced a wicked smile, "Call master."
"It's ugly for you to smile like that." Wan Zhihan changed the subject again, and took the opportunity to get revenge.Only then did she take a closer look at Xing Ruoliu's face, she looked pure and lovely, if she had a normal smile, she would probably fascinate a lot of men.But it's definitely not as good as her, she is a star after all, her face has no dead ends.But she suddenly realized that she was looking up at Xing Ruoliu, and she looked good from this angle, so her appearance must be higher than she imagined.
It was another critical strike. Sure enough, there are too many beauties in this world. It is not without reason that she has not been popular for so many years!
"No matter how ugly you are, isn't it your master? Call!"
In the morning, Xing Ruoliu was disappointed when he learned that the pig was an ordinary meat pig.But now, she is having a great time with this pig. Life is really like a roller coaster ride.
Wan Zhihan hesitated for a while, thinking, how about... just scream, since they have already turned into pigs anyway.
No, young woman, your thoughts are dangerous!
Wan Zhihan remained silent, turned her butt towards Xing Ruoliu, lay on her stomach, and watched TV.
"Okay! Be stubborn with me!" Xing Ruoliu was so angry that he put the bowl heavily on the table, "It's okay, there are still a few months anyway, and one day I will let you call out!"
Master, your lines are terrible! ……Um?What?How many months?
"What do you mean by a few months?" Wan Zhihan had a bad feeling, she stood up and turned her head, staring into Xing Ruoliu's eyes.
Xing Ruoliu also looked into Xiao Xin's eyes, feeling like this pig had become a sperm, why did she actually see from its expression that she was in a state of confusion.
"Take a look at our house yourself." Xing Ruoliu said, looking around the living room, it was just right to live alone.This is a one-bedroom and one living room that she rented near the company after she started working. "In a few months, you will be so big that the house will feel very supportive. So I decided to take you when you are just wide enough to go out, click."
"Crack, click?"
"It sounds a little sorry for you, but it means that I want to kill you to eat." After Xing Ruoliu finished speaking, she lowered her eyes sadly.
You, you know I'm sorry, so don't say it, Wucao!Wouldn't it be nice to let me spend these months happily!By the way, you didn't buy this pig as a pet, but to eat it!No wonder you raised a porker!
Wan Zhihan was already unable to complain.She herself has not yet woken up, which means that she was seriously injured. She survived in this way, but the future fate was announced by the silly master that day!Although I am a pig, I am still a baby, please be nice to me!
"You raised me back then, didn't you..." Wan Zhihan said this chillingly, and stopped on purpose.
"Yeah, when I raised you, I thought you were a cute little fragrant pig, but I didn't realize that you were a meat pig, and I was also cheated. If you feel wronged, go find the bastard shop owner who sold you after you die. , don't come to me."
So that's the case, Wan Zhihan thought, so she didn't have a strange habit of raising pigs, she was just cheated.It's kind of stupid, but you can't really blame her.
"But when I raised fragrant pigs, I also wanted to eat them after I got tired of raising them."
... Xing Ruoliu, you are not alone!Pigs are so cute!
"Let me check how long it takes you to grow that big, and then pick an auspicious day, by the way, do you want me to tell you the specific date?"
"No, no need, really, thank you for thinking so much for me." Wan Zhihan turned around again and pointed her butt at Xing Ruoliu, she felt that she should go on a hunger strike for a day to express her depressed mood.Just let her live the rest of the day with such nervousness. The self she saw in the mirror just now is still very small, and she estimates it will be less than a month.It will take at least three months to raise a pig, so at least it can be inferred that she will be safe in the next two months.
Xing Ruoliu learned from the information obtained from the search that if she feeds like this, there will be almost two hundred catties in two or three months.She looked at the gate, and she probably couldn't get out with two hundred catties. Even if she did, she didn't know how much attention she would get along the way.
Then, let's keep it for another month.
Xing Ruoliu felt something was wrong.If it takes six months to raise a pig, and she has raised it for two months, why is Xiao Xin still such a small pig?Although she doesn't know how the pig grows, but Xiao Xin only weighs ten catties, which is obviously not right.
Spicy chicken shop ah ah ah ah!
"Yu Rou, listen to me..." Xing Ruoliu called Yu Rou and began to talk in style.
After listening to Xing Ruoliu's talk for a while, Wan Zhihan felt something was wrong, and wanted to run away, unwilling to listen to her next words.But she is on the coffee table now, as a little pig, she wants to jump off the coffee table, which is a bit imaginary.
So Wan Zhihan heard it anyway, it turned out that this pig had been raised for two months, and it turned out that how long she could live was in the hands of that person named Yu Rou.
"...What do you think should be done?"
"Didn't you say it can talk? You dare to eat this kind of god pig, you are not afraid of being punished by the gods?" Yu Rou didn't care about this matter, and responded leisurely.
"What's the matter with being able to talk, it doesn't stop me from eating its heart."
"Then do whatever you want, even if you want to eat today, I will support it."
After hearing this, Xing Ruoliu muttered to himself with an expression of enlightenment, "I see, as long as I want to eat pork one day, I just can't eat it."
Wan Zhihan: Meow meow! ?
Xing Ruoliu hugged Xiao Xin and entered the community. At three or four o'clock in the afternoon, many uncles and aunts were strolling in the community. Xing Ruoliu was so frightened that he quickly pulled a towel over Xiao Xin's head to prevent them from approaching him.
Back home, Xing Ruoliu put Xiao Xin on the ground and asked softly, "Are you hungry?"
It's okay not to say, Wan Zhihan really felt a little hungry when she asked.But if the food was as the doctor gave her, she would rather be hungry, so she asked, "What's there to eat?"
"The leftovers from yesterday." Xing Ruoliu took Cinderella to see a doctor early this morning, and she didn't buy any food. After a whole day of tossing around, she doesn't want to go out now, so she will just eat what she had yesterday.
Wan Zhihan let out a "hmm", walked to the carpet in front of the sofa and lay down on the floor.Although the leftovers sound a bit like that, to her, they are something that people can eat anyway, but I don't know who her current taste is.
Xing Ruoliu mixed yesterday's leftovers into the pot. It looked a bit subtle, but the taste was definitely not bad, and she didn't have any requirements for this.
After filling a large bowl for himself, he put the rest into Xiao Xin's bowl, then Xing Ruoliu put the bowl on the kitchen floor, and called Xiao Xin to come and eat.
Wan Zhihan's heart was broken, she could accept eating directly with her mouth under her nose, after all, she was a pig, so she could only eat like this.But it was really hard for her to accept to let her eat on the kitchen floor.
"Can you bring me here to eat?" Wan Zhihan asked with a pitiful tone.
"No!" Xing Ruoliu immediately refused, and said unhappily, "Every time you eat, you make the surrounding dirty!"
"Then you can carry me to the table, it's easy to clean up if it's dirty."
"Did you forget the last time you ate on the table, and then just kicked the bowl down!"
Wan Zhihan was stunned for a moment, and then swore, "I promise I will eat it clean, if it gets a little dirty, just starve me for a day!"
Xing Ruoliu hesitated for a while, but no matter what, she won't lose.If it gets dirty, it saves tomorrow's food money, and if it doesn't get dirty, it saves time in cleaning.Xing Ruoliu was very happy, and was very satisfied with the talking pig after the car accident.
Xing Ruoliu came out of the kitchen with two large bowls, put them on the coffee table, and carried Xiao Xin onto the coffee table.
The smell is very fragrant, but the appearance is too bad, Wan Zhihan is extremely disgusted.But she is really hungry, forget what she ate before, and bravely challenge it!
"Mmm! Delicious!" Unexpectedly delicious!After Wan Zhihan took a bite, she praised him sincerely.
Xing Ruoliu smiled, and turned on the TV. The station that was turned on was rebroadcasting a variety show. She didn't like watching these and was about to switch channels.
Wan Zhihan heard the sound of the TV and raised her head. At this moment, she happened to appear on the screen, but within a second, the channel was switched.Just when she wanted to ask the master to change it back, Xing Ruoliu took the initiative to change it back.
Wan Zhihan's face was very recognizable, although Xing Ruoliu had only glanced at the photo just now, he could tell that the face on the screen at that moment was Wan Zhihan.
"I've heard of this show. She should be very popular if she can be on this show."
Wan Zhihan buried herself in the food with a guilty conscience.This show is very popular, ranking first in the ratings.But this issue has invited three guests, and she is the least popular and least melodramatic one, so there are not many shots in the whole process.But it took her a long time to get her to participate in this show.
This episode was broadcast half a month ago. Since that night, Wan Zhihan has not been on Weibo again, because she is afraid that netizens will scold her, such as "I don't know what this girl is here for", "Looking It's ugly, it's not funny, if it weren't for blabla, I wouldn't even want to watch it" or something like that.
That's right, although Wan Zhihan has a very cold face, her little heart is truly a heart of glass.
Xing Ruoliu picked up the bowl and ate while watching.After eating and watching for a long time, she realized that Wan Zhihan was not a resident of this show, so she said silently, "Okay, I misunderstood, so she just came here to make soy sauce."
It is no exaggeration, Wan Zhihan felt that she had lost ten thousand points of blood.She said in a low mood, "He saved your life, and you still say that, it's too immoral."
"I'm not wrong, where is it immoral?"
Wan Zhihan: Thousands of arrows pierce the heart.
"But she's really pretty. She's so pretty on TV, so she's definitely more beautiful in real life." After Xing Ruoliu finished speaking, Wan Zhihan was instantly elated, but she continued, "But the female stars in the entertainment circle They're all beautiful, but just being beautiful doesn't make it any easier."
Crit*n.
Wan Zhihan didn't want to listen anymore, so she quickly changed the subject, "By the way, I was interrupted when I was asking your name in the car just now! What's your name?"
"Xing Ruoliu." Xing Ruoliu lives alone, no one calls her name at home, and it's normal that pets don't know.
"Then I'll call you Xiaoliu, okay?"
"Shouldn't you call me Master?"
"I..." Wan Zhihan was speechless.The word "Master" is what she used to call her when she didn't know her name just now, but she never thought of calling her "Master". If she knew it earlier, she shouldn't have asked this question!
Xing Ruoliu became interested. Now that pets can talk, she really wants to try what it feels like to be called master.She poked Xiao Xin's round buttocks with the end of her chopsticks, "Call Master to come and listen."
Wan Zhihan pretended to be eating very vigorously, but didn't hear it.
Xing Ruoliu took away the bowl in front of Xiao Xin without saying a word, forced a wicked smile, "Call master."
"It's ugly for you to smile like that." Wan Zhihan changed the subject again, and took the opportunity to get revenge.Only then did she take a closer look at Xing Ruoliu's face, she looked pure and lovely, if she had a normal smile, she would probably fascinate a lot of men.But it's definitely not as good as her, she is a star after all, her face has no dead ends.But she suddenly realized that she was looking up at Xing Ruoliu, and she looked good from this angle, so her appearance must be higher than she imagined.
It was another critical strike. Sure enough, there are too many beauties in this world. It is not without reason that she has not been popular for so many years!
"No matter how ugly you are, isn't it your master? Call!"
In the morning, Xing Ruoliu was disappointed when he learned that the pig was an ordinary meat pig.But now, she is having a great time with this pig. Life is really like a roller coaster ride.
Wan Zhihan hesitated for a while, thinking, how about... just scream, since they have already turned into pigs anyway.
No, young woman, your thoughts are dangerous!
Wan Zhihan remained silent, turned her butt towards Xing Ruoliu, lay on her stomach, and watched TV.
"Okay! Be stubborn with me!" Xing Ruoliu was so angry that he put the bowl heavily on the table, "It's okay, there are still a few months anyway, and one day I will let you call out!"
Master, your lines are terrible! ……Um?What?How many months?
"What do you mean by a few months?" Wan Zhihan had a bad feeling, she stood up and turned her head, staring into Xing Ruoliu's eyes.
Xing Ruoliu also looked into Xiao Xin's eyes, feeling like this pig had become a sperm, why did she actually see from its expression that she was in a state of confusion.
"Take a look at our house yourself." Xing Ruoliu said, looking around the living room, it was just right to live alone.This is a one-bedroom and one living room that she rented near the company after she started working. "In a few months, you will be so big that the house will feel very supportive. So I decided to take you when you are just wide enough to go out, click."
"Crack, click?"
"It sounds a little sorry for you, but it means that I want to kill you to eat." After Xing Ruoliu finished speaking, she lowered her eyes sadly.
You, you know I'm sorry, so don't say it, Wucao!Wouldn't it be nice to let me spend these months happily!By the way, you didn't buy this pig as a pet, but to eat it!No wonder you raised a porker!
Wan Zhihan was already unable to complain.She herself has not yet woken up, which means that she was seriously injured. She survived in this way, but the future fate was announced by the silly master that day!Although I am a pig, I am still a baby, please be nice to me!
"You raised me back then, didn't you..." Wan Zhihan said this chillingly, and stopped on purpose.
"Yeah, when I raised you, I thought you were a cute little fragrant pig, but I didn't realize that you were a meat pig, and I was also cheated. If you feel wronged, go find the bastard shop owner who sold you after you die. , don't come to me."
So that's the case, Wan Zhihan thought, so she didn't have a strange habit of raising pigs, she was just cheated.It's kind of stupid, but you can't really blame her.
"But when I raised fragrant pigs, I also wanted to eat them after I got tired of raising them."
... Xing Ruoliu, you are not alone!Pigs are so cute!
"Let me check how long it takes you to grow that big, and then pick an auspicious day, by the way, do you want me to tell you the specific date?"
"No, no need, really, thank you for thinking so much for me." Wan Zhihan turned around again and pointed her butt at Xing Ruoliu, she felt that she should go on a hunger strike for a day to express her depressed mood.Just let her live the rest of the day with such nervousness. The self she saw in the mirror just now is still very small, and she estimates it will be less than a month.It will take at least three months to raise a pig, so at least it can be inferred that she will be safe in the next two months.
Xing Ruoliu learned from the information obtained from the search that if she feeds like this, there will be almost two hundred catties in two or three months.She looked at the gate, and she probably couldn't get out with two hundred catties. Even if she did, she didn't know how much attention she would get along the way.
Then, let's keep it for another month.
Xing Ruoliu felt something was wrong.If it takes six months to raise a pig, and she has raised it for two months, why is Xiao Xin still such a small pig?Although she doesn't know how the pig grows, but Xiao Xin only weighs ten catties, which is obviously not right.
Spicy chicken shop ah ah ah ah!
"Yu Rou, listen to me..." Xing Ruoliu called Yu Rou and began to talk in style.
After listening to Xing Ruoliu's talk for a while, Wan Zhihan felt something was wrong, and wanted to run away, unwilling to listen to her next words.But she is on the coffee table now, as a little pig, she wants to jump off the coffee table, which is a bit imaginary.
So Wan Zhihan heard it anyway, it turned out that this pig had been raised for two months, and it turned out that how long she could live was in the hands of that person named Yu Rou.
"...What do you think should be done?"
"Didn't you say it can talk? You dare to eat this kind of god pig, you are not afraid of being punished by the gods?" Yu Rou didn't care about this matter, and responded leisurely.
"What's the matter with being able to talk, it doesn't stop me from eating its heart."
"Then do whatever you want, even if you want to eat today, I will support it."
After hearing this, Xing Ruoliu muttered to himself with an expression of enlightenment, "I see, as long as I want to eat pork one day, I just can't eat it."
Wan Zhihan: Meow meow! ?
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