Me and my ingredients were stunned

Xing Ruoliu hung up the phone, and saw Xiao Xin's sad eyes.She showed a regretful expression, and said lightly, "No way, this is your life, who made you a pig."

Wan Zhihan panicked, that is to say, if Xing Ruoliu wanted to eat it now, he would take it out and hand it over to professionals without hesitation!No, she is still young, maybe Xing Ruoliu will do it herself!It's so sour, it's better to leave it to a professional!

With a distance of fifty centimeters, Wan Zhihan jumped onto Xing Ruoliu's lap by relying on the short legs of this little pig, no, relying on his roots. She looked up at her with a serious tone, " No, I'm not a pig!"

Xing Ruoliu poked Xiao Xin's ear with his index finger, "You still tell me that you are not a pig? If you are not a pig, are you still a human?"

"Yes, yes!" Wan Zhihan nodded sharply, "I am a human! I am actually Wan Zhihan! Look! The one on TV!"

"You said I was immoral just now, so you are immoral, okay! They saved your life, but now you actually move people out as a shield in order to survive!"

"Really! What I said is true! You have to believe me!" Wan Zhihan was already on the verge of collapse. She was only 26 years old, and she actually felt the fear that her life was about to end. Yes!But people still have ideas when they are pushed, otherwise they will really become pigs. She suddenly stood up with only two hind hooves, and threw her front hooves on Xing Ruoliu, "Look! I can talk! It’s because I’m a human being that I can speak!”

At this time, a sharp male voice suddenly sounded, "Oh, the weather is fine today!"

Xing Ruoliu looked towards the source of the sound, and saw a little bird sitting on the railing of the balcony, enjoying the sunshine, looking very comfortable.She figured it out with her not so many brain cells. It turned out that it wasn't Xiao Xin who could speak, but she could understand the language of animals!This guy actually lied to her, shameless!

It's not that Xing Ruoliu finds it unbelievable, but her receptivity is not generally strong.

Here, Wan Zhihan saw Xing Ruoliu turning her head, and looked over, but only saw a bird, which was nothing to see, so she turned back again.Faced with Xing Ruoliu's ignorance, she patted her right hand angrily. She was discussing with her about life's major issues, but she was fine and went to watch the birds!

There was obviously something wrong with this shot.Soft and very elastic.Wan Zhihan lowered her head slightly and looked, my mother, this big killer is what she dreams of!Ouch, it feels so comfortable, like jelly.

Xing Ruoliu was pulled back to her senses by the strange feeling in her chest, she blushed suddenly, then grabbed Xiao Xin's body and put it aside.If it just touched her chest by accident, that's fine, but it started playing, can it be tolerated!cannot!Who broke my pig, it's too perverted!She said angrily, "You will die tomorrow!"

Although Wan Zhihan somehow felt that she was so cute when she blushed, but now is not the time to pay attention to this!She climbed up her thigh again, but before she could do anything else, Xing Ruoliu got her down again.

In order to prevent Xiao Xin from making any further moves, and to give him some punishment, Xing Ruoliu stood up, picked up two bowls, and walked into the kitchen.

Wan Zhihan wanted to follow, but although the height wasn't too high, and there was a soft carpet on the ground, she still didn't dare to jump off.Who knows what will happen, maybe it won't be until tomorrow, she will fall half dead today.

Xing Ruoliu put Xiao Xin's bowl next to the refrigerator, then quickly ate the food in his own bowl, washed it, and then went to the living room.Halfway there, she saw Xiao Xin walking back and forth on the sofa, stopping every now and then, as if he was going to jump off, but in the end it shrank back and continued pacing.

Xing Ruoliu hid aside amusedly, observing Xiao Xin's antics.

The whole body of Xiao Xin is pink, and the current body shape is the cutest time, no matter what he does, it is enough to melt the owner's heart.

But gradually, Xing Ruoliu became melancholy, because a huge pig appeared in her mind.At that time, if Xiao Xin pounced on her again, he might directly crush her to death.Cute... This word has been passerby ever since.

So it's better to eat it as soon as possible.

Xing Ruoliu walked to the sofa, Wan Zhihan immediately asked pitifully when she saw it, "Are you sure you want to eat me tomorrow?"

"Yes." Xing Ruoliu gave such a reply, but tomorrow is impossible.Tomorrow Monday, she has to go to work, how can she have time to butcher pigs?So at least until next weekend.

Wan Zhihan patted the sofa with her front hoof, "Come and sit down, can we discuss it?"

Xing Ruoliu held back her laughter and sat down on the sofa, "What are you discussing?"

"Just, can you let me live for a while longer? How about you eat it after I die?" Although Wan Zhihan felt that the possibility of her being able to spare herself was very small, but for her own life, she had to Go for it.

"Then you have to wait until you're dead to eat it? It's so dirty to eat it raw, and it hurts you too." Xing Ruoliu was not teasing it, but his head really didn't turn the corner.

"No, that's not what it means." Wan Zhihan's heart was bleeding, "I mean, eat it after I die naturally."

Xing Ruoliu curled her lips, "It must not be delicious."

"..." Wan Zhihan felt that even if the pig was really a pig, if he understood what the master said, he might be like her, wanting to kill her before the master kills him!

But in fact, it is like this.

"Ah, ah, I don't care!" Wan Zhihan rolled around beside Xing Ruoliu, "You can't eat me! I'm so cute! I'm so good! How dare you eat me!"

"But you are not cute or obedient at all." Xing Ruoliu counted the crimes that Xiao Xin committed in the past two months, "Look, you bit me, right? One shot, and then, eating always gets all over the place, and likes to kick my face while I'm sleeping."

Kick your face?puff……

"I promise I won't do it again!" If you could live longer by avoiding these problems, it would be too simple, so Wan Zhihan immediately shouted.

Xing Ruoliu was very skeptical, "Really?" If it could be done so easily, then why did it always make these mistakes before, and intentionally make things difficult for her?

"Really! If I make you unhappy! Just eat me up! I promise to be good!" Seeing that Xing Ruoliu didn't reject her directly, Wan Zhihan knew that if she wanted to attack her more, she should just I can take it down.

Xing Ruoliu grabbed one of the sentences, thought about it, and finally agreed, "You said it yourself, as long as you make me unhappy, so even if you eat cleanly, you won't kick me, but if you commit other things, I'll tear you up too."

"No problem, no problem!" Wan Zhihan was so happy that he flew up, that is to say, as long as he pleases her, he can live!

"Call the master to come and listen first."

Wan Zhihan was riding a big bubble and was going up, but at this moment, the bubble was punctured, and she fell firmly to the ground.

"Owner."

"Come again."

"Owner."

Wan Zhihan: Life is precious, dignity is shit.

Xing Ruoliu stroked the pig's head in satisfaction.

On TV, the show came to an end.All the stars stood together, laughing and playing.Only Wan Zhihan stood aside, looking out of place.

Xing Ruoliu sighed, "There are such stars, no wonder they are not popular."

Wan Zhihan: Don't stop me and let me die!

After calming down, Wan Zhihan felt that she probably understood Xing Ruoliu.Although her words always hit her heart, it can be seen that she has no malicious intentions, and she probably doesn't know that her words will hurt people.

Made, it's because of low EQ!IQ is obviously not high!

Falling into the hands of such a stupid master, Wan Zhihan had a premonition that her life would be difficult in the future.

As soon as the show was over, Xing Ruoliu switched channels.Yang Qi happened to be talking about raising pigs, she looked at it with relish.

Wan Zhihan was also interested in what was broadcast on TV, and watched it carefully.

Before you know it, it's already dark.

The pig raising show was finally over, and Xing Ruoliu changed a few more channels, but she was not interested.She asked, "How about taking a shower and going to bed?"

"Yeah." Wan Zhihan also found it amazing that if she usually watched this kind of program, she would definitely fall asleep within 5 minutes, but she actually finished watching it today, and she still thought it was pretty good.Sure enough, he turned into a pig, and even his mood changed.

Xing Ruoliu hugged Xiao Xin, went into the bathroom, filled the basin with hot water, and put Xiao Xin in it.

While washing Xiao Xin, Xing Ruoliu said, "You only have three advantages. One is that you don't mess around with poop, the other is that you are not picky about food, and the third is that you are very obedient when taking a bath."

Wan Zhihan's pig body was soaked in warm water, and she was so comfortable that she didn't want to talk, "Because bathing is so comfortable."

"If you really become a human one day, you have to take a bath and rub your back. Do you know how tired I am when I squat down to give you a bath?"

"Okay." Wan Zhihan had already closed her eyes, enjoying herself very much, and after reacting for a while, she realized that something was wrong, but she didn't bother to say anything.If she can really turn back into a human, let alone bathe her and scrub her back, you can just give her half of the money in her passbook, as a thank you to the master for not killing her.

The bath milk was cool, Wan Zhihan was stimulated a bit, she opened her eyes slightly, and saw Xing Ruoliu's chest.

Oh, it feels comfortable and looks good.

Since Wan Zhihan is flat, she has always had a secret affection for girls with beautiful breasts.Oh, you mean, you can bury her in her chest to sleep at night?

Just thinking about it, Wan Zhihan felt so happy that she flew up.

"Damn it!" Wan Zhihan was so frightened by the sudden impact of the water wave that he uttered two words. Why does this person always disturb her when she is happy!

Then Xing Ruoliu smacked his mouth, "Okay, don't learn, just learn to lie and swear."

"Fuck, it's not a bad word."

"You want to discuss this with me?" Xing Ruoliu is really inexplicable, why she wants to discuss with a pig whether it belongs to the category of swearing.

Xing Ruoliu washed Xiao Xin's body clean with water, then wrapped it tightly with a clean towel, picked him up, went into the bedroom, and put him on the bed.She took out the hair dryer from the bedside drawer and began to blow Xiao Xin's body.

After blowing, Wan Zhihan shook her head, feeling that she could charm all the pigs.

"Stay on the bed obediently, I'm going to take a shower."

"Okay!" Wan Zhihan fell down on the soft bed all of a sudden, feeling so happy!

must be crazy...