your teammate

[Shuipishui] Your teammate's mortal enemy has turned into a cat, you have to kiss and hug him to fuck

Author: H is the cloud

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This is another evil cold cp Amway

The story about Chairman Pi and Lord Shui who turned into cats in turn and finally achieved great harmony in life

The two big bullies in La Liga are attacking each other, in short, they are attacking each other

At first, no one took it seriously when the staff told them that they had received a weird threatening letter.

Especially Pique himself as the party involved.

"If Pique plays for the Spanish national team again, I will turn him into a cat."

What kind of intimidation is this?

Imagine Lopetegui saying in his pre-match press conference, "Sorry, our No. 3 centre-back is out because someone threatened to turn Pique into a cat if he played."

……

This is to make trouble, friends from the media.

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This probably really wasn't a prank.

Ramos made that judgment in his mind as he looked into the deep blue eyes that could never have belonged to a real kitten.

Content tags: strong, happy, enemies fall in love and kill each other

Search keywords: Protagonists: Sergio Ramos, Gerard Pique┃Supporting actors: Iniesta, Ronaldo, Isco, Asensio, Morata┃Others:

see a cat

Ramos received a call from the head coach asking him to return to the team as soon as possible-tomorrow shortly after watching the post-match interview of the friendly match.

He was a little confused. According to the original plan, he would return to the team after another day of rest, which was agreed with the coaching staff earlier.The performance of the teammates in the friendly match was also good, and there is no reason why this day must be bad.

It's not that he is dissatisfied, after all, the World Preliminaries are very important, and he has no problem cutting his own vacation by one day, it's just that the coach is very strange.

On the phone, I vaguely said something like "the team needs you", "no, everyone is fine", "Pirque is also fine, yes, he is very good, there is no problem at all", and the words were listening Feeling a little flustered and wondering what's going on?You are a coach, so it is very reasonable to ask your players to come back, okay?

This can't help but make Ramos a little worried. After all, Pique wore the captain's armband in this game and was booed by his own fans. It can be said that the last national derby ended not very happily. When he celebrated winning the championship a few days ago, he was so stupid Carvajal said something provocative again and was edited out by the media... There are indications that the coach is very likely to be anxious to ask him to go back to deal with the conflict between Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​but he is too embarrassed to say so. Sorry.

Ramos likes to solve problems quickly. He estimated that the team should return to the place of accommodation, and directly called Pique.

(What? Of course he has Piqué's number. They're in a mutual relationship! Is it weird to have a number?!)

But it was Iniesta who answered the phone.

This is even more intriguing—the mobile phone of the well-known Mr. Twitter Mr. Pique is not in his hands? !

And what Iniesta said was not "Pique is taking a shower", "I'll let him get back to you later" or "Pique is already asleep", but the same vague words "It's not convenient for him to answer the phone now", "You It would be best if you can come tomorrow, you can talk directly", "No, no, the team is very good and there is no problem...you will know when you come."

As a teammate and opponent for many years, Ramos has to say that Iniesta's obvious panic is rare, and he can only judge that the problem is serious enough to mediate in person.But it's just a few young people, as for?

In the end, Ramos promised in a daze that he would arrive early in the morning, and vaguely heard a long sigh of relief from the other side.

So Ramos never expected that when he arrived at the training base early the next morning, he was taken to a certain dormitory by the staff in a hurry. He said hello, and he couldn't see any tension in the team's conflicts at all. He had to think that when he was thinking too much, the room he walked into would be such a strange scene.

There is a pure white kitten lying on top of the small (old?) white and sparse head. The kitten may have been startled by the sound of the door breaking, with its ears pricked up, and its blue eyes wide open, looking towards it vigilantly. direction of the person.Xiaobai quickly supported it with his hand, as if he was worried that the kitten would drop him.

"Since when have you had cats? I have to say, good taste, the white looks good - except the blue eyes are too much like Pique, don't you find it awkward?" Ramos teased Iniesta One sentence, then he turned his head and asked the person who brought him in a half-wordless manner, "So you rushed to arrest me because you were embarrassed to ask Andre not to keep cats in the dormitory???"

This makes sense. Although things are stupid, it is reasonable for a coach who has been in office for less than a year not to want to conflict with the team's achievements.

Ramos pouted, adding [-] points to his wonderful reasoning in his heart.

"Um...in fact..."

Iniesta was so embarrassed that he wanted to scratch his head, but he touched the cat, so he had to put down his hand in resentment, and said to Ramos who turned suspiciously:

"He's not like Pique."

Then?

Ramos raised his eyebrows and saw the kitten flicking its tail impatiently. If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, it would be hard for you to imagine a cat making such a pique expression.

Iniesta struggled to make a serious and sad expression.

——"He is Pique."

Oh.

This also makes sense.

No wonder I didn't see anyone along the way.

No wonder they look so similar.

No wonder he can stand arrogantly on Iniesta's precious, nearly hairless head.

Ramos nodded, adding a hundred points to himself again in his heart.

and many more.

Cat.

"he".

Pick.

? ? ? ?

There was a sudden burst of laughter behind Ramos, and the most exaggerated laughs crowded in the place closest to the door were Isco, Carvajal and the others from Real Madrid.

"A few of you, actually conspired with Pique to make a prank?"

Ramos asked in disbelief, wondering if he should be surprised by this possibility first, or should he be pleased with the "harmonious and unified" atmosphere in the team.

"Captain, this is not a prank, it's true, hahahahahahaha"

"Captain, don't look at him so small, he is really Pique, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"Captain, it's up to you to save Pique hahahahahahaha"

"Captain, although this matter is very serious, you still make me laugh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

In fact, even the other national team teammates who were behind, and even those from Barcelona, ​​couldn't hide the smile on their faces.

Ramos became more and more confused, so he simply moved closer to look at the cat (human?) still on Iniesta's head, and the kitten stared back unwillingly.When he reached out to touch it, the kitten stood up and looked at him with indescribable eyes. Iniesta also quickly protected the kitten with his hands and stepped back at the same time.

"No, it's not a good time.—Sir, please close the door first?"

The staff member who was called out to accompany him all the time but was ignored nodded, trying to shut the players out who wanted to watch the show.

Soon, the room was back to a quiet confrontation between a bewildered Ramos and the other two.

This probably really wasn't a prank.

Ramos made that judgment in his mind as he looked into the deep blue eyes that could never have belonged to a real kitten.

become a cat

At first, no one took it seriously when the staff told them that they had received a weird threatening letter.

Especially Pique himself as the party involved.

Come on, is there anyone better at pranks than himself?

People who really want to make trouble never bother to make announcements.

not to mention--

"If Pique plays for the Spanish national team again, I will turn him into a cat."

What kind of intimidation is this?

Imagine Lopetegui saying in his pre-match press conference, "Sorry, our No. 3 centre-back is out because someone threatened to turn Pique into a cat if he played."

……

This is to make trouble, friends from the media.

Only Iniesta expressed some level of concern.

After all, people with less hair tend to think more.

But he didn't really come up with anything either.

In any case, the Barcelona people believe in control, not metaphysics.

In short, everyone just regarded this as the prelude before the small group of their fans booed Pique in the game.

No one really takes it seriously.

Basically forget about it before playing on the court.

Until the end of the game and the end of the media interview, almost everyone returned to the locker room, so everyone heard a dull object falling to the ground, accompanied by a thin cat screaming.

Some people witnessed how Pique disappeared out of thin air. Something wrapped in the middle of his jersey fell to the ground, and the cat's cry came from it.

That's definitely a scary enough thing to do.

——One of your teammates suddenly disappeared out of thin air before your eyes.

The exclamation of the witnesses attracted the whole room, and soon a group of people gathered around the bulging jersey, watching the movement of the unknown object inside the jersey in disbelief, not quite sure if they should do anything.

Until a pure white kitten poked its head out from the neckline awkwardly.

Its eyes are blue.

Just like Pique.

oh my god.

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