your teammate

It took half a minute for Ke to wake up from the dizziness of falling from the height wrapped in the cloth, and thankfully he felt that his limbs were not seriously injured.

It took him 1 minute to confirm that he had become a cat, and then it took him 2 seconds to realize that driving this body is as easy as instinct, but because of the contradiction with his own habits as a human It took him [-] minutes of staggering to free himself from his sweaty jersey.

It's a pity that his teammates are really not very smart. As a kitten who has no strength and can hardly do anything, he struggled for 5 minutes before trying to get his mobile phone and prove his identity by typing.

Until this time, the Spanish internationals, who were caught in the panic of their teammates disappearing in person, finally calmed down.

To be honest, is it better for a teammate to become a cat than to disappear out of thin air?Isn't it just as scary?

But a cat that can only type and communicate does a fantastic job of eliminating tension to a large extent.

It sounds incredible.

But it was a cat after all, such a cute kitten - even if the core is Gerard Pique, at least it [looks] cute.

Even Costa, who has a big heart, is already asking with great interest, "Do you think you are a male cat or a female cat?"

Pique responded by scratching Meiyan's paw.

Then he was picked up by Busquets pinching the back of his neck, "Andre, you go tell the coach about this, I'll give it a bath first, the sweaty cat is too much."

Iniesta nodded in agreement and left.The rest were dumbfounded.

Is the point here? ? ?

Your national team and club teammate has turned into a cat, and what you care most about is whether he should smell like a cat? ? ?

Asensio Tiago and the boys watched in horror as one team boss was carrying another team boss, and they didn't dare to show their air.

There were also a few people who probably had a little interest in cats and nodded in agreement.

Piqué is obviously very uncomfortable with being raptured in mid-air (considering his height, he probably hasn't had this experience in many, many years), and the kitten is showing its teeth and claws in Busquets' hands.However, resistance is powerless, so Costa and Isco, who watched the fun, were fortunate enough to watch the whole process of Pique being dragged by the back of the neck to take a bath, from screaming to helpless.

Pique was absolutely sure that Busquets just wanted revenge for his usual pranks during team training. He can guarantee that this matter will never end. After he turns back into a human...

Hehe, can we stop being so optimistic and confident?

I don't know when it will change back.

Iniesta and coach Lopetegui arrived soon, bringing good news and bad news.

The good news is that the person who sent the threatening letter sent another letter, informing Peake that physical contact with someone can restore his human form for a short time, and that someone's true love kiss can completely lift the curse.

When Iniesta frowned and read the letter that should have been full of exclamation points, Pique was being raped with a towel by his teammates.

(This wording is actually not very accurate. The five big and three thick old men really dare not use too much force when facing the kitten that looks like it will break if you pinch it)

Pique was so uncomfortable that his hair was blown all over-this is being hit by a teammate in public [naked]-the kind you have no sexual interest in him, until he heard Iniesta say the next sentence, it seemed like When the switch is pressed, all actions are generally stopped, and I am stunned.

The thing is like this, someone asked without a sense of crisis, "It's a good thing to have a solution, what's the bad news?"

Iniesta glanced at the head coach Lopetegui, who was staring at the cat intently, with a strange expression on his face:

- The bad news is that [someone] refers specifically to the captain of the Spanish national team and Real Madrid.

Sergio Ramos.

Countless low-pitched exclamations were heard in the locker room.

Some looked at Lopetegui, some looked at Iniesta, and more looked at Busquets... Pique, who forgot to struggle and was carried like a puppet in his hand.

Please don't use the cute kitten face to put on a loveless expression, okay?

fuck you.

Pique was the first to actually react (cat?)

He broke free from his teammates with great physical potential, jumped up and snatched the letter paper from Iniesta's hand, stepped on the ground and scratched a few marks.

"Mr. Coach, have you contacted Ramos? Are you still looking for a way to find the sender?" Pique tried his best to avoid getting too excited and scratching the screen of his mobile phone with his claws.

Lopetegui nodded, "Of course, Ramos will come tomorrow, and it's best if you can show up for tomorrow's training session, but we have to keep this matter in the team, and it will be dangerous for you if it spreads out. I asked the staff to think about it." The way is to investigate secretly."

The head coach stared and looked up at his kitten for a long time but couldn't help it, "Can I touch you? I [quite] like cats."

……

Pique was very angry.

#The head coach abuses his power and thinks about unspoken rules, what should I do?

But he can't tweet.

So Pique was even more angry.

All tm blame Ramos.

cute to a cat

"Did you grab this?" Ramos asked jokingly, shaking the tattered letter paper.

Pique didn't really want to answer.

After explaining the cause and effect, the staff and Iniesta left, leaving only two threatening letters and one person and one cat looking at each other.

Ramos accepted the whole surreal incident well, after all, the real Piccolo was already in front of him, and he had an inexplicable intuition telling him that this kitten, which looked weak and petite, did not fit his image at all. In fact, he was the big Catalan with whom he usually talked about nothing, but who had a tacit understanding in the national team.

——So he can completely understand why his teammates can't help hahaha when something is obviously serious.

The person who likes to play pranks the most has been messed with, and has turned into such a small one that can only be squashed and rounded without any resistance. The contrast (cuteness) is simply amazing.

There should be [If you don't believe me, look up and see who is spared.gif]

However, he himself couldn't laugh. Pique was booed and opposed. Although he was treated unfairly, there was a reason for it anyway. Why should Ramos be dragged into the water together?

Look at what the idiot who sent the curse letter wrote, "You can post as much as you want, if Master Shui has a dime sexual interest in you, I will lose! But don't give up too early, this is your only hope to lift the curse, dreams always If there is one, what if it comes true hahahahahahahaha"

Is this man mentally ill?

Talking upside down to logic confusion.

Wouldn't it be more thorough not to fix these?

The staff explained this in this way. According to the information that was urgently obtained through various (undisclosed) channels that night, the curse itself is that the greater the change, the weaker the lasting effect. It is as long as a human becomes a cat, even if the curse Those who paid a great price, it should not have lasted long.But if, like now, the condition that the energy consumption required for the actual completion is not large is set, then as an exchange price, the curse can last for a long time.

In short, the so-called self-limitation is more powerful.

With the current lifting conditions, unless the curser himself is found out, it is almost impossible to invite colleagues to brute force it.

"Oh, in short, if I don't help, Pique will have to be like this all the time." Ramos rolled his eyes in front of the staff at the time, and that idiot actually claimed to be a loyal Real Madrid loyalist. Is it against your family? What grudge does the captain have?

Could he really be happy to watch Pique play with cats?

Even if it's only because of the responsibility of the national captain, he can't just let Pique go, otherwise Igor has to rush over to give a love education?

Thank God, he was happy to see Igor, but it didn't mean he was happy to be educated.

And this also means that he must provide the so-called "physical contact" to help Pique regain his human form.

Just associating these four words with Pique is enough to make people creepy.

What, you said there is another option, give Pique a [True.Love.Kiss] to solve the problem once and for all?

Hey, are you kidding me?

If you want to say hate, you may try harder.

Love?

nonexistent.

(?)

This whole series of thoughts flashed through Ramos' mind, causing a tremor for some reason, and he was quickly packed and thrown into the corner of nonsense.

Let's go back to the present, Ramos is looking at Pique—probably Pique's kitten, still holding the letter paper that was scratched by the kitten earlier in his hand, the kitten is sitting on the table and talking to himself Paw's incrimination was denied.Ramos put the letter paper in front of the kitten, and couldn't help teasing, "Admit it or not, anyway, there is no second cat here."

This can be said to be very painful. Piccolo raised his head and stared at Ramos almost immediately, and his tail stood up straight.

"..."

Ramos originally prepared more sarcasm - this is the instinct when talking with Pique, it has nothing to do with quarrels, nothing to do with emotions, they are used to this kind of communication, they have a whole set of communication methods and a tacit understanding that outsiders can't understand and needless to say The tacit understanding - but now he can't say it when he looks at Pique Meow.

Those eyes are still the usual Pique, and Ramos can guess from that expression that the other party may have to come back and make some sarcasm before he is satisfied.

However, it does not.

Because the other party cannot speak [human] words.

The kitten probably subconsciously opened its mouth to refute, but only