On the correct way to spread dog food
Chapter 1 Animal World
Every July will usher in the graduation season and recruitment season. Fresh graduates submit one resume after another and face dozens of interviews with apprehension and anticipation.
A newcomer was assigned to the operation department of Golden Harvest Company. According to Shu Pei, the head of the personnel department who had met the newcomer, that girl was not only fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged, but also graduated from a prestigious university.
When the men in the operation department heard this, they all waved their hands and said that it doesn't matter if it's a famous brand or not. As long as they have fair skin, good looks and long legs, it's okay to be a vase in their department.
At eight o'clock in the morning on the [-]rd, the newcomer walked into the gate of the operation department wearing a pair of black high heels.
When the pair of long legs in flesh-colored stockings appeared at the door of the operation department, all the men in the department looked at the door with the same expression in tacit understanding.
At the moment when the new girl appeared, the hearts of the men in the operation department, which had already been stagnant, rippled, like new shoots sprouting from dead wood.
There is a smell of early spring in the air.
Liu Ya was stirring the coffee in his hand, leaning casually on the bar in the tea room, with the corner of his eyes cast towards the corner of the office.
That's where the newcomers were assigned. It was lunch break time, and the men from the operation department surrounded the newcomers to show their hospitality.
"Xiaoqin, has spring arrived?"
Wen Xiaoqin, who was washing his drinking cup, was taken aback by the nonsensical question, and looked outside through the floor-to-ceiling windows.
The hot sun is scorching the earth, and Lizhou in July and August has become a cage of fire!
"Sister Liu, what nonsense are you talking about! The temperature outside is more than 40 degrees and you can fry eggs. If you wear your flat canvas shoes and walk around outside now, you may smell meat on your feet. Whose spring It can't be so fierce!"
"Really! As soon as I entered the office, I felt a strong hormonal atmosphere. It reminded me of a sentence from watching Animal World with my son last night!"
"What?"
"Spring is here, everything is recovering, and the animals in the prairie are mating/mating season again!"
"..."
Wen Xiaoqin didn't realize it for a while, and glanced at the corner of the office from the corner of his eye, his heart was clear, he smiled, and joked: "Suddenly it feels like the animal world has become a pornographic film!"
Taking a sip of the coffee, the bitter taste immediately filled her mouth, stimulating her taste buds and nerves.He frowned slightly, then relaxed it again, and smiled irrefutably at Wen Xiaoqin.
"The minister in our department is the one who can withstand temptation!"
"Maybe it's just a patient wolf!" Wen Xiaoqin, who is a gentleman on the surface but a gentle scum in private, has seen a lot.He sneered at Liu Ya's words.
"No!" Liu Ya looked straight at Wen Xiaoqin. "A man is a visual animal. If he sees a woman at first sight, he will be amazed and tempted. It will be reflected in his eyes."
"What kind of eyes does the minister look at her?"
"It's exactly the same as looking at the cleaning lady in our department!"
Liu Ya cleared his throat, and continued under Wen Xiaoqin's expectant gaze, "Lovely and kind but without any charming thoughts, and there are no waves in his eyes!"
At this time, the minister they were talking about was making a report in the office, and the mobile phone that was casually placed on the computer desk rang the notification tone of WeChat messages every few minutes.
After finishing the work in hand, Lin Wei rubbed the corners of his dry eyes, picked up the water glass and picked up the mobile phone to see who was so reluctant to send him a message.
【Ling Meiya: I heard that your department has a fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged girl】
[Ling Meiya: Is her desk outside your door? Do you want to look at the long legs when you are tired from work! 】
【Ling Meiya: I'll go!Don't reply to my message, right?Are you tempted by that long leg! 】
[Ling Meiya: Wait, your aunt is going to be a Fa Hai today to take this vixen, and put her under the Lei Feng Pagoda, so that she will never stand up again. 】
Lin Wei sprayed water on the computer screen while watching, and saw that the last message was sent more than ten minutes ago.At this time, Ling Meiya should be driving her coquettish red Maserati towards Jiahe at a speed of 70 mph. It is foreseeable that the operation department will face a bloody storm in 10 minutes.
"Where is your minister?" Before anyone could enter the door, an angry female voice came in from outside the room, her voice full of anger.Obviously at this time in a fit of anger.
Everyone in the office fell silent, and ran back to their seats, pretending to be busy, for fear of being made sandbags by that aunt!
The woman outside pushed open the glass door of the office.The people in the room looked at him in unison, and hooked the corners of their mouths in satisfaction.
He asked proudly, "Where is your minister now?"
The people in the operation department pointed to the office.
The woman turned her head, hugged her brown teddy, stepped on seven-centimeter high heels, raised her noble head, and walked towards the office like those noble ladies in British movies!
The height of the woman is about 164CM, and her weight has already exceeded 80KG when she was in junior high school. It is said that she has already broken through the 100KG mark at this time.Excessive obesity made her facial features squeezed and deformed.There was only a small slit left in the eyes. She was wearing a black dress at this time, and she was taking steps forward pretending to be elegant. Every time she took a step, she felt the stiletto heels on her feet vibrate twice from side to side, as if they were falling apart in a second. It is common to be heroic!
Ling Meiya pushed open the door, walked straight to the black leather sofa and sat down, stroking the dog in her arms, and looked up at the man sitting behind the computer with contempt in his eyes!
"Near the water tower, get the month first!"
Lin Wei looked outside the door, the newcomer Su Ying's office was in the corner of the door, Lin Wei could see the newcomer outside the door just by looking up from his desk!
"Meiya!" Lin Wei couldn't laugh or cry, he and Ling Meiya were childhood sweethearts!When I grew up, I got engaged at will!Why do you say casual!Because Lin Wei only found out that she was engaged from other people's mouths!His marriage was beyond his control.
"If you don't reply to my message, you are being blinded by Huahua outside!"
"I'm busy with work!"
"Generally, men's excuses before cheating are working overtime, working and traveling!" Ling Meiya obviously knows this well!
"..." Lin Wei rolled his eyes silently in his heart, you and I are not on the same track at all, so how can we cheat!
"A man's general silence is a fabrication of a lie in an attempt to deceive the woman in front of him!"
"How dare I have you under my control!"
"You don't dare? Your little lover is arranged under your nose, and you still say you don't dare! Why don't you dare!"
"..." Lin Wei is obviously not very good at dealing with women, especially a woman like Ling Meiya who makes him not want to be a man every minute!
Ling Meiya gave Lin Weiwei a sharp look, stood up and walked out.
Lin Wei was afraid that Lin Meiya would cause trouble in the company, so he quickly followed her out.
As soon as he left the office door, the Teddy in Ling Meiya's hand became restless. It kicked Ling Meiya's arm that was imprisoning it vigorously with its hind legs, and roared from its throat!Attempt to break free from the embrace!
"Ah!" Ling Meiya was obviously frightened, and loosened Teddy's arm.
Teddy successfully escaped from prison, let out a cry of joy, swayed his little tail from side to side, and rushed straight to the side!He bumped into a pair of fair and slender legs, rolled over on the ground, got up and hugged those fair legs, wriggling up and down, doing discordant movements!
The people present were obviously terrified by this turn of events!I looked at that teddy stupidly, but there was no movement!
"Zhang Kuangwei, take the dog away!" Everyone stayed there and no one thought of coming forward to help, Lin Wei called out to Zhang Kuangwei who was closest to the girl.
"I'll see who dares! If anyone touches my baby today, I'll tell you to pack up and leave immediately!"
Looking at the girl who was hugged by the dog on her thigh with disdainful eyes, "I didn't know how to behave when I first came here. I hooked up with men, and now I don't even let the dog go! Even if I want to get rid of this woman, I will get rid of this woman."
Hearing these words, Zhang Kuangwei paused for a few seconds with his bent body in mid-air, looked apologetically at Su Ying with tears in her eyes, and slowly stood up straight in her begging eyes!
The atmosphere condensed at this moment, and the surrounding quiet sounds like a needle falling could be amplified infinitely!Echoed all around!
Lin Wei laughed silently, with anger hidden in his smile!He stepped forward and kicked Curly Teddy away!
The good thing was interrupted and treated so roughly, Teddy wailed!
The voice was so miserable that the male compatriots present instantly felt that a certain important part of themselves was tightening, and they could not bear to turn their heads away!
"Lin Wei!" Ling Meiya was so conspicuous that she didn't expect Lin Wei to dare to do this. In her heart, Lin Weiwei had always been her little follower and obeyed her! "Are you crazy? Do you know what you're doing now?"
"I know!" There was a smile on the corner of Lin Wei's mouth, and there were two shallow dimples on his face.
"Lin Wei! If you offend me, you won't have a place in Jiahe!"
"Then give it to the illegitimate child in the sales department!"
"Ling Meiya, you will kill yourself sooner or later!"
Lifting his coat, he walked out of the office gracefully, ignoring the stern curses of the woman in the room!
I bought a plastic bag of beer, opened the door of the room, and it was as cold and deserted as ever.
On Lin Wei's 24th birthday, his father gave him an unforgettable gift.
An illegitimate child who was older than him was brought into the Lin family villa on his birthday.He left home that day and bought a house in a community near the company.
He took off his shoes and socks, and stepped on the floor with bare feet. The afterglow of the setting sun refracted into the room through the floor-to-ceiling windows. The sun shone on Lin Wei's fair and slender feet, making them look hazy and beautiful. He sat down on the sofa.Open the bottle of beer and drink it alone.
Empty beer bottles were thrown carelessly on the ground.The cell phone kept ringing.
Lin Wei picked up the phone and glanced at the caller number, hesitated for a few seconds before answering the call!
"mom"
"Son, did you have a conflict with Meiya today? Girls, you have a little temper and a normal temper, let her be more!"
"mom!"
"I know that Meiya's child is not good enough for you, but son, you have something to ask of her now, if you don't marry the Ling family, why would you fight that illegitimate child!"
Although no one said anything, everyone knew that the illegitimate child was much stronger than Lin Wei. If there was no marriage and the support of Ling's family, he would be kicked out and completely squeezed out of Jiahe!
Lin Wei didn't want to fight, Jiahe was irrelevant to him, but behind him was the mother who gave birth to him and raised him.
"Mom! Jiahe, don't we want it?"
"Shut up, you unfilial son." The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly became sharp, and there was madness in the voice, "That woman stole your father's heart. She died after a long time, and her son wanted to take Jiahe away again. Dreaming! I won’t give up Jiahe to them even if I die, if you say this again in the future, don’t call me mom! I don’t have your cowardly son!”
"I'll apologize to her tomorrow!" Lin Wei's tone was calm, without any disturbance. He had heard these words so many times that his heart was almost numb!
"Yeah! My good son, that's right, please coax Meiling well tomorrow!" The woman's voice calmed down, and the door opened, and the woman stretched her head to look at the door, "Son, your father is back Alright, I'll hang up first!"
There was a "beep beep" disconnection sound from the other end of the phone, Lin Wei casually threw the phone aside, picked up the beer in the bag and drank it.After drinking a bag of beer, Lin Wei's consciousness was blurred, and he fell asleep on the sofa in a daze.
Before he fell asleep completely, a ridiculous thought flashed through his mind - if only he would not be him tomorrow!
A newcomer was assigned to the operation department of Golden Harvest Company. According to Shu Pei, the head of the personnel department who had met the newcomer, that girl was not only fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged, but also graduated from a prestigious university.
When the men in the operation department heard this, they all waved their hands and said that it doesn't matter if it's a famous brand or not. As long as they have fair skin, good looks and long legs, it's okay to be a vase in their department.
At eight o'clock in the morning on the [-]rd, the newcomer walked into the gate of the operation department wearing a pair of black high heels.
When the pair of long legs in flesh-colored stockings appeared at the door of the operation department, all the men in the department looked at the door with the same expression in tacit understanding.
At the moment when the new girl appeared, the hearts of the men in the operation department, which had already been stagnant, rippled, like new shoots sprouting from dead wood.
There is a smell of early spring in the air.
Liu Ya was stirring the coffee in his hand, leaning casually on the bar in the tea room, with the corner of his eyes cast towards the corner of the office.
That's where the newcomers were assigned. It was lunch break time, and the men from the operation department surrounded the newcomers to show their hospitality.
"Xiaoqin, has spring arrived?"
Wen Xiaoqin, who was washing his drinking cup, was taken aback by the nonsensical question, and looked outside through the floor-to-ceiling windows.
The hot sun is scorching the earth, and Lizhou in July and August has become a cage of fire!
"Sister Liu, what nonsense are you talking about! The temperature outside is more than 40 degrees and you can fry eggs. If you wear your flat canvas shoes and walk around outside now, you may smell meat on your feet. Whose spring It can't be so fierce!"
"Really! As soon as I entered the office, I felt a strong hormonal atmosphere. It reminded me of a sentence from watching Animal World with my son last night!"
"What?"
"Spring is here, everything is recovering, and the animals in the prairie are mating/mating season again!"
"..."
Wen Xiaoqin didn't realize it for a while, and glanced at the corner of the office from the corner of his eye, his heart was clear, he smiled, and joked: "Suddenly it feels like the animal world has become a pornographic film!"
Taking a sip of the coffee, the bitter taste immediately filled her mouth, stimulating her taste buds and nerves.He frowned slightly, then relaxed it again, and smiled irrefutably at Wen Xiaoqin.
"The minister in our department is the one who can withstand temptation!"
"Maybe it's just a patient wolf!" Wen Xiaoqin, who is a gentleman on the surface but a gentle scum in private, has seen a lot.He sneered at Liu Ya's words.
"No!" Liu Ya looked straight at Wen Xiaoqin. "A man is a visual animal. If he sees a woman at first sight, he will be amazed and tempted. It will be reflected in his eyes."
"What kind of eyes does the minister look at her?"
"It's exactly the same as looking at the cleaning lady in our department!"
Liu Ya cleared his throat, and continued under Wen Xiaoqin's expectant gaze, "Lovely and kind but without any charming thoughts, and there are no waves in his eyes!"
At this time, the minister they were talking about was making a report in the office, and the mobile phone that was casually placed on the computer desk rang the notification tone of WeChat messages every few minutes.
After finishing the work in hand, Lin Wei rubbed the corners of his dry eyes, picked up the water glass and picked up the mobile phone to see who was so reluctant to send him a message.
【Ling Meiya: I heard that your department has a fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged girl】
[Ling Meiya: Is her desk outside your door? Do you want to look at the long legs when you are tired from work! 】
【Ling Meiya: I'll go!Don't reply to my message, right?Are you tempted by that long leg! 】
[Ling Meiya: Wait, your aunt is going to be a Fa Hai today to take this vixen, and put her under the Lei Feng Pagoda, so that she will never stand up again. 】
Lin Wei sprayed water on the computer screen while watching, and saw that the last message was sent more than ten minutes ago.At this time, Ling Meiya should be driving her coquettish red Maserati towards Jiahe at a speed of 70 mph. It is foreseeable that the operation department will face a bloody storm in 10 minutes.
"Where is your minister?" Before anyone could enter the door, an angry female voice came in from outside the room, her voice full of anger.Obviously at this time in a fit of anger.
Everyone in the office fell silent, and ran back to their seats, pretending to be busy, for fear of being made sandbags by that aunt!
The woman outside pushed open the glass door of the office.The people in the room looked at him in unison, and hooked the corners of their mouths in satisfaction.
He asked proudly, "Where is your minister now?"
The people in the operation department pointed to the office.
The woman turned her head, hugged her brown teddy, stepped on seven-centimeter high heels, raised her noble head, and walked towards the office like those noble ladies in British movies!
The height of the woman is about 164CM, and her weight has already exceeded 80KG when she was in junior high school. It is said that she has already broken through the 100KG mark at this time.Excessive obesity made her facial features squeezed and deformed.There was only a small slit left in the eyes. She was wearing a black dress at this time, and she was taking steps forward pretending to be elegant. Every time she took a step, she felt the stiletto heels on her feet vibrate twice from side to side, as if they were falling apart in a second. It is common to be heroic!
Ling Meiya pushed open the door, walked straight to the black leather sofa and sat down, stroking the dog in her arms, and looked up at the man sitting behind the computer with contempt in his eyes!
"Near the water tower, get the month first!"
Lin Wei looked outside the door, the newcomer Su Ying's office was in the corner of the door, Lin Wei could see the newcomer outside the door just by looking up from his desk!
"Meiya!" Lin Wei couldn't laugh or cry, he and Ling Meiya were childhood sweethearts!When I grew up, I got engaged at will!Why do you say casual!Because Lin Wei only found out that she was engaged from other people's mouths!His marriage was beyond his control.
"If you don't reply to my message, you are being blinded by Huahua outside!"
"I'm busy with work!"
"Generally, men's excuses before cheating are working overtime, working and traveling!" Ling Meiya obviously knows this well!
"..." Lin Wei rolled his eyes silently in his heart, you and I are not on the same track at all, so how can we cheat!
"A man's general silence is a fabrication of a lie in an attempt to deceive the woman in front of him!"
"How dare I have you under my control!"
"You don't dare? Your little lover is arranged under your nose, and you still say you don't dare! Why don't you dare!"
"..." Lin Wei is obviously not very good at dealing with women, especially a woman like Ling Meiya who makes him not want to be a man every minute!
Ling Meiya gave Lin Weiwei a sharp look, stood up and walked out.
Lin Wei was afraid that Lin Meiya would cause trouble in the company, so he quickly followed her out.
As soon as he left the office door, the Teddy in Ling Meiya's hand became restless. It kicked Ling Meiya's arm that was imprisoning it vigorously with its hind legs, and roared from its throat!Attempt to break free from the embrace!
"Ah!" Ling Meiya was obviously frightened, and loosened Teddy's arm.
Teddy successfully escaped from prison, let out a cry of joy, swayed his little tail from side to side, and rushed straight to the side!He bumped into a pair of fair and slender legs, rolled over on the ground, got up and hugged those fair legs, wriggling up and down, doing discordant movements!
The people present were obviously terrified by this turn of events!I looked at that teddy stupidly, but there was no movement!
"Zhang Kuangwei, take the dog away!" Everyone stayed there and no one thought of coming forward to help, Lin Wei called out to Zhang Kuangwei who was closest to the girl.
"I'll see who dares! If anyone touches my baby today, I'll tell you to pack up and leave immediately!"
Looking at the girl who was hugged by the dog on her thigh with disdainful eyes, "I didn't know how to behave when I first came here. I hooked up with men, and now I don't even let the dog go! Even if I want to get rid of this woman, I will get rid of this woman."
Hearing these words, Zhang Kuangwei paused for a few seconds with his bent body in mid-air, looked apologetically at Su Ying with tears in her eyes, and slowly stood up straight in her begging eyes!
The atmosphere condensed at this moment, and the surrounding quiet sounds like a needle falling could be amplified infinitely!Echoed all around!
Lin Wei laughed silently, with anger hidden in his smile!He stepped forward and kicked Curly Teddy away!
The good thing was interrupted and treated so roughly, Teddy wailed!
The voice was so miserable that the male compatriots present instantly felt that a certain important part of themselves was tightening, and they could not bear to turn their heads away!
"Lin Wei!" Ling Meiya was so conspicuous that she didn't expect Lin Wei to dare to do this. In her heart, Lin Weiwei had always been her little follower and obeyed her! "Are you crazy? Do you know what you're doing now?"
"I know!" There was a smile on the corner of Lin Wei's mouth, and there were two shallow dimples on his face.
"Lin Wei! If you offend me, you won't have a place in Jiahe!"
"Then give it to the illegitimate child in the sales department!"
"Ling Meiya, you will kill yourself sooner or later!"
Lifting his coat, he walked out of the office gracefully, ignoring the stern curses of the woman in the room!
I bought a plastic bag of beer, opened the door of the room, and it was as cold and deserted as ever.
On Lin Wei's 24th birthday, his father gave him an unforgettable gift.
An illegitimate child who was older than him was brought into the Lin family villa on his birthday.He left home that day and bought a house in a community near the company.
He took off his shoes and socks, and stepped on the floor with bare feet. The afterglow of the setting sun refracted into the room through the floor-to-ceiling windows. The sun shone on Lin Wei's fair and slender feet, making them look hazy and beautiful. He sat down on the sofa.Open the bottle of beer and drink it alone.
Empty beer bottles were thrown carelessly on the ground.The cell phone kept ringing.
Lin Wei picked up the phone and glanced at the caller number, hesitated for a few seconds before answering the call!
"mom"
"Son, did you have a conflict with Meiya today? Girls, you have a little temper and a normal temper, let her be more!"
"mom!"
"I know that Meiya's child is not good enough for you, but son, you have something to ask of her now, if you don't marry the Ling family, why would you fight that illegitimate child!"
Although no one said anything, everyone knew that the illegitimate child was much stronger than Lin Wei. If there was no marriage and the support of Ling's family, he would be kicked out and completely squeezed out of Jiahe!
Lin Wei didn't want to fight, Jiahe was irrelevant to him, but behind him was the mother who gave birth to him and raised him.
"Mom! Jiahe, don't we want it?"
"Shut up, you unfilial son." The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly became sharp, and there was madness in the voice, "That woman stole your father's heart. She died after a long time, and her son wanted to take Jiahe away again. Dreaming! I won’t give up Jiahe to them even if I die, if you say this again in the future, don’t call me mom! I don’t have your cowardly son!”
"I'll apologize to her tomorrow!" Lin Wei's tone was calm, without any disturbance. He had heard these words so many times that his heart was almost numb!
"Yeah! My good son, that's right, please coax Meiling well tomorrow!" The woman's voice calmed down, and the door opened, and the woman stretched her head to look at the door, "Son, your father is back Alright, I'll hang up first!"
There was a "beep beep" disconnection sound from the other end of the phone, Lin Wei casually threw the phone aside, picked up the beer in the bag and drank it.After drinking a bag of beer, Lin Wei's consciousness was blurred, and he fell asleep on the sofa in a daze.
Before he fell asleep completely, a ridiculous thought flashed through his mind - if only he would not be him tomorrow!
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