On the correct way to spread dog food

The sunlight pierced through, and it was a bit dazzling. Lin Wei subconsciously covered his eyes with his hands, feeling in a daze that someone was slapping him. Lin Weiyi slapped the thing that disturbed his dream, and said impatiently Sentence: "Don't make noise"

"Hey, little thing, Jinbingzi's ass is exposed, why are you still sleeping!" The speaker's voice was full of enthusiasm and vitality.

"..." You were so excited early in the morning, did you use too much pesticide!

Seeing that the other party didn't respond, the black-brown curly-haired puppy stretched out its front legs.Pushed Lin Wei who was locked in another iron cage!

"Little thing, you have only opened your eyes for a few days, why are you not curious about this world!"

"..." Do you think I'm still a child in kindergarten, full of curiosity about the world, with [-] reasons in my mind?

Seeing that the companion in the cage did not respond, the black and brown puppy pushed Lin Wei vigorously.He stared blankly at the puppy rolling around in the cage.

Lin Wei felt dizzy and dizzy in a daze, his eyes widened, and a raging fire was burning in them.When he saw a dog staring at him with innocent eyes, he was stunned!

"Little thing, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!"

At this moment, too many things flashed through Lin Wei's mind!This dog is bigger than me!I can still talk!The point is - where is this?Why am I here?What have I been through?

Lin Wei stared wide-eyed and looked around. In a house of sixty to seventy square meters, the walls were painted a girlish pink. On one side of the room was a uniform black iron cage, in which all kinds of pets were kept. Maybe it was because it was still early, and they were all lazily sleeping in the cage.

Of course, this is except for the silly dog ​​next to him who is as excited as if he has taken drugs!

Lin Wei's position was by the window, and there was an image of a pink and white puppy in the window. The dog stared at the window in a daze, then raised its paws, and slowly lowered its head. .

A white-haired dog paw appeared in front of his eyes.

Longevity! I woke up and turned into a dog!

Lin Wei quickly squatted on the ground, brushing the white hair on her belly with her two front legs, looking at the pink and tender penis, her hanging heart finally fell to the ground.

Man! Even if he doesn't use some things, he must have them, because it symbolizes dignity!

"Hey, little one, what are you doing!"

"……"roll!

Lin Wei turned around and faced the window. The sidewalk outside the window was a full three to four meters wide. A street lamp decorated with golden peacocks was erected, and the emerald green catalpa trees opened their branches in an attempt to embrace the rising sun.

Lin Wei has no memory of this street, he has no idea whether he is in his original world or another plane now!

With no one to ask, he turned to watch his new neighbor playing with the black-brown curl of his tail.The new neighbor chased his own tail and turned around in the cage. Feeling Lin Wei's gaze, he raised his head stupidly, biting the hair on his own tail.She looked at Lin Wei suspiciously.

Lin Wei: "..."

The new neighbor stood up, wagging his tail and took two steps forward, looking at Lin Wei's - butt - through the cage.

New neighbor: "Little thing, do you miss your mother?"

Lin Wei: "..."

"Oh! My poor little thing, you have to know that every dog ​​has to go through this!" The new neighbor looked at Lin Wei, his tone full of affection. "Happy my little thing, today's breakfast is strawberry flavored dog food! Oh! Strawberry flavored dog food is my favorite!"

"..." Both humans and dogs hate dog food, especially strawberry-flavored dog food that is full of girlish love!

The dog that Lin Weichuan brought over was just born, only the size of a palm.I don't know if it's because of Lin Wei's lethargy not long after he came out.

There was the sound of chains slamming together when the door was opened, and all the pets in the shop opened their eyes and looked towards the door.

The door was pushed open from the outside, and two girls came in, both with fat round faces, both wearing hot pants and white T-shirts, looking very friendly.

The pets locked in the cage barked affectionately and eagerly like puppies meeting their mother who fed them.

The girl glanced around the room.He said to the girl next to him, "Zhang Qian, wait here, Uncle Zhang, who delivers the goat milk, will be here soon, and I'll go to the warehouse to get dog food!"

"kindness!"

After Liu Guoguo took out the dog food, goat milk was also brought over.A large bucket of goat milk is placed in the house.Liu Guoguo and Zhang Qian carried the goat milk into the small kitchen, warmed it and poured it into the pots in each cage.Bow-shaped dog food was sprinkled inside.

"Little thing, today is my favorite strawberry-flavored dog food! It's still in the shape of a bow!"

There was a burst of hunger in his stomach, and the smell of goat milk lingered in his nose. Lin Wei sniffed it vigorously, stood up, walked to the dog bowl with short legs, and stuck out his tongue to lick the goat milk.

The sun shone through the window, and Lin Wei fell asleep facing the window.I was dreaming of returning to the original world, but I was awakened by a burst of urination.

Lin Wei raised his eyes and looked at the dog toilet beside him. He got up and stood on top of the dog toilet. He raised his hind legs unskillfully, his center of gravity was a little unstable, and his body swayed from side to side.

"Is this thing used in this way?" The new neighbor stared at Lin Wei with his shiny dog ​​eyes wide open.

A small compartment was made under the iron cage, and a large green tray was placed inside. Many dogs did not know how to use the dog toilet at first, and peed directly in the cage, and finally all fell out of the cage into the tray below!

The new neighbor came here a few days earlier than Lin Wei, and he never knew what this thing was for!Seeing Lin Wei using it suddenly, he widened his direct eyes, wanting to learn.

Originally, urinating here broke through Lin Wei's lower limit, but now under the gaze of the new neighbor, his urination was forced back into his bladder.

The new neighbor looked at Lin Wei in confusion, and urged, "Hey! Why don't you continue, little one!"

Lin Wei: "..."

Bursts of urination poured into the bladder. Under the eager and expectant eyes of the new neighbors, Lin Wei didn't have the courage to put water on the dog toilet. He turned around in the cage in discomfort, and barked anxiously!

"Aww! Aww! "Toilet! I want to go to the toilet!"

"Aww!" The front paws kept patting the dog cage!

Zhang Qian noticed Lin Wei's abnormality, stared at Lin Wei for 2 minutes, opened the cage while Lin Wei was beating more and more violently, and carried Lin Wei out!

Because the dog was still young, Zhang Qian just hugged it lightly. Lin Wei kicked her hind legs vigorously, and easily broke free from Zhang Qian's hands, and successfully rolled to the ground in a free-falling posture.

With two short legs, he rushed to the toilet at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.Before Lin Wei came, he was lucky to be blindsided by the toilet when the toilet door was not closed!

I'm going! Toilet!

The toilet is well maintained by the two girls, and the porcelain white toilet is almost shining.Lin Wei's two paws squeezed hard but couldn't touch the toilet seat lid.

Footsteps sounded at the door, Lin Wei turned her head and looked at the door sadly!

Sister! Isn’t the squatting toilet bad? Are you not afraid of hemorrhoids after using the toilet for a long time?

Zhang Qian was amused by Lin Wei's eyes, she stepped forward and touched Lin Wei's head, her tone was as if the auntie was coaxing a little friend, "That's not for fun! Be good and go out and play! I'll feed you dried fish later!"

"Aww! Aww! "My dear girl, I need to go to the bathroom.

"You'll be covered in shit if you fall in!"

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Your toilet bowl has not been flushed for many years, and you are still covered in feces, even dogs don't believe your words.

Zhang Qian smiled and reached out to hug Lin Wei.

Lin Wei saw through Zhang Qian's intention and took two steps back.Look at the toilet and look at Zhang Qian.

Standing up tremblingly with his front paws, he grabbed the toilet, lowered his front legs, raised his left hind leg, and made a dog-peeing posture, repeating several times.

"You...you want to... pee on the toilet!" Zhang Qian's tone was a little uncertain.

"Aww!" Hurry up, my willpower is almost overwhelmed by my desire to pee.

"Zhang Qian looked at the toilet, turned around, and walked out of the house!"

"Aww! Aww! "Woman, where are you going to carry me to the toilet!

One minute later, Zhang Qian came over with the wire grid, put it on the toilet, put Lin Wei on the wire grid, and looked at Lin Wei with great interest!

"Aww! Aww!" I'm about to piss, so you avoid it quickly.

Zhang Qian and Lin Wei looked at each other silently, looking at those trembling legs, Zhang Qian turned around.He said regretfully: "Okay! I don't want to read it, you pee!"

Walk out of the toilet and close the door for Lin Wei by the way!

Seeing the person go out, Lin Wei finally felt relieved.After the water was released, Lin Wei let out a comfortable "Aww"!

Jumping off the toilet, there was a washbasin in the toilet, which was filled with clean water, Lin Wei stepped forward and put his paws in and began to wash.

After washing her paws, Lin Wei looked down at her pink and tender little Jiji, because she had just urinated, and there was still a drop of water on the side of Jiji's fur! He sat down on the ground and cleaned his important parts!

The door was opened, Lin Wei turned her head and stared blankly at the door!

Zhang Qian looked at the water stains on Lin Wei's important parts of his hair, coupled with his silly expression, he couldn't help laughing!

Lin Wei stood up, not letting that scorching gaze stare at her vital parts again!

This dog face is really embarrassing today!

Zhang Qian took a dry towel, hugged Lin Wei, and wiped the water stains on her hair!

"Why are you so cute!"

"..." Please don't touch me when you say this!

After being tortured by Zhang Qian for half an hour, Lin Wei was finally put into the dog cage.

New Neighbor: "Oh! Little one, what were you doing just now!"

Lin Wei: ...shut up!

New neighbor: "Don't try to play dumb with me! I won't be deceived by you again, you can talk, I just heard it!"

The new neighbor felt that he had been deceived. He looked at Lin Wei sadly and sighed, "Oh! Mom! You are not dumb!"

"Oh! Mom! Why aren't you dumb!" Lin Wei's tone was rather regretful.

New Neighbor: "Hey little one, you know what you've got for my sympathy!"

Lin Wei glanced at his new neighbor and said, "I never said I was dumb!"

New Neighbor: "It's because you didn't tell me that you lied to me."

"..." Lin Wei looked at his new neighbor speechlessly. The brain circuit of this neighbor made him... I don't know how to say it!

New Neighbor: "Oh! Look at you trying to win my sympathy again to soften my heart!"

Lin Wei turned around, leaving behind his new neighbor who didn't want to talk.

New neighbor: "Are you ashamed to see me now?"

New neighbor: "Are you aware of your sin?"

New Neighbor: "Unless you tell me what delicious food you sneaked through that door. Otherwise, I won't forgive you!"

Lin Wei couldn't help but said, "Don't you smell the smell of shit coming from over there?" What a big heart you have to eat in the toilet!

"Oh! Is it? I think the smell is quite good, and the taste should be a little worse than my favorite strawberry-flavored dog food!" The new neighbor sniffed his nose vigorously, with a yearning expression on his face.

Lin Wei was so choked that she couldn't speak, she paused for two seconds and said quietly, "I'm sorry!"

New Neighbor: "Excuse me for what?"

"..." The words of the ancients are always philosophical like-dogs can't change their food/poop.

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