On the correct way to spread dog food

Lin Wei stayed in the pet shop for a few days, and every day he ate something and slept in the sun in the cage, lacking interest in anything.

The new neighbor was so worried about this, he nagged in Lin Wei's ear every day, trying to encourage this little guy and cheer him up again!

"Oh, little thing, today's breakfast is still strawberry-flavored dog food! This is my favorite!"

"Did you know we're not creatures fit to be sad at all!"

Lin Wei: "..."

"Oh, little one, if you are so lacklustre, no human will like you!"

...oh, that's just right!

"Why can't you be happier! Like Richie on TV"

When it came to TV, the new neighbor paused, his black eyes rolled around, and he turned his head to look at the other side, where there was an LCD TV, and the TV was turned on and casually dialed to a station .

An advertisement for a certain shampoo is playing on the TV! The camera is showing a close-up close-up of the black, beautiful, flowing and smooth hair of the girl on the TV.

New neighbors turn around, a little frustrated

"Oh! There is no Richie again today, and the human hair grows so weird, there are so many places on the top of the head, and there is not a single one!"

"..." Lin Wei wanted to tell him that human beings also have hair in other places besides the head, such as...underarms, or...a certain unspeakable place.

Lin Wei didn't say that his weak heart was hurt, that he was disgusted as a human being, and this disgust came from a dog.

The new neighbor looked at Lin Wei expectantly, obviously wanting to say something to comfort Lin Wei at this time!

"..." Lin Wei wanted to tell it that there was something called a remote control, and it could see the Richie it was thinking of with just one click, and the inventor of this was the one who thought it was strange that he didn't have any hair on his body of humans.

The face of the new neighbor is covered with words of comfort me, comfort me, come comfort me! A few big words.

"Dogs are not suitable for sadness!" Lin Wei said a few words coolly, and returned the words that the new neighbor used to comfort him.

"It's been days since I saw Richie who just wants to have a few litters of puppies with me, I think I'm abandoned, oh! Cruel Richie!"

Richie is a pet TV series filmed by Tang Dynasty Film and Television. Richie is the protagonist dog in the TV series, a golden retriever!

Lin Wei: "..."

"Why don't you talk anymore, do you think I'm right? Little thing, tell me that my ideas are all wrong. Richie cares about me!"

"No, it didn't abandon you." Lin Wei looked at his new neighbor and said, the new neighbor's eyes lit up, his tail was wagging, he looked very happy, after thinking about it, he said: "It doesn't know who you are at all, And the size is a gap that you can't cross!

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"No! We spent several afternoons together day and night! And as long as we love each other, nothing can't be overcome!"

"No!" Lin Wei shook her head, disapproving, "You just watched TV for several afternoons in a row, and the difference in your body shape is a gap that no matter how much strawberry-flavored dog food you eat, you can't bridge it!"

The new neighbor was a little sad by Lin Wei's remarks.With water in his eyes, he looked at Lin Wei seriously, and said sincerely: "Little thing, do you know that you should be cuter when you don't talk!"

"Oh! That's exactly what I want to say to you!"

Lin Wei ignored his new neighbor, stared at the TV and began to watch, the commercial had already finished, and now the TV was showing Mickey Mouse Wonderful House!

It is suitable for children with an IQ under the age of six. Obviously, except for Lin Wei, the IQ of the other animals in the entire pet shop has not reached the age of six.

At this time, they are all engrossed in watching TV, and occasionally let out a howl or two!

"Hey! Little one, do you know what kind of animal that is in there? It looks so weird!"

Lin Wei: "..."

The new neighbor didn't expect Lin Wei to answer at all, and said on his own, "You said that if the pup we gave birth to together looks like it, it will still look like me."

Lin Wei took a look at his new neighbor with mentally handicapped eyes

.He said coolly, "Didn't you just get abandoned?"

"The only way to heal my wounds is to start a new relationship and make Richie a thing of the past!"

"Oh! Then you are destined to lose love again!"

"Why?" the new neighbor asked puzzled.A black question mark on his face.

"He's also a male. If your genitals are separated, you are destined not to have a litter of puppies!"

"..." The new neighbor looked at Lin Wei in disbelief, his eyes filled with tears, and the whole dog fell down instantly.

Although Lin Wei's body has become a dog, his IQ is still on the same level as that of an adult human being. The dialogue on TV is obviously a bit mentally retarded in his eyes.

He has goat milk for three meals a day, which also causes him to urinate frequently.

Stretching, patted the front paws on the mouth, then lowered the paws, looked around, narrowed the eyes after finding the target, opened the mouth and barked!

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Hearing Lin Wei's howling, Zhang Qian put down the dog bowl she was cleaning and came to Lin Wei's dog cage! Touching Lin Wei's nose through the iron cage, she said with a smile, "Going to the toilet again?"

"Oh!" Yes!

Lin Wei usually doesn't bark, but every time she wants to go to the toilet, she barks at the top of her voice. Zhang Qian also knows Lin Wei's habit.

He opened the cage and put Lin Wei down, turned around to get the iron net, put the iron net on the toilet and put Lin Wei on it.

Lin Wei looked at Zhang Qian as if he was looking at an enemy of the bourgeoisie.

"Ow!" Get out!

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"Okay, okay! Don't howl, I'm going out." Zhang Qian pushed the door out with a smile, muttering a little while walking, "It's not that the big girl is so shy!"

"..." I am a big girl with yellow flowers!

After confirming that Zhang Qian was going out, Lin Wei began to release the storage in her body, keeping her ears on the sound outside the door.

Hearing a strange noise outside the door, he stopped his movements and stared at the door with a serious expression.

The door was opened a little, Zhang Qian looked at Lin Wei on the toilet through the gap, and saw him standing on the toilet looking at her seriously, with a little helplessness in his eyes.

"You go, you go! Go on!" Zhang Qian smiled and closed the door.

"..." With you like this, I will get sick sooner or later!

After the door was closed, Zhang Qian stood at the door of the toilet and did not leave. The sound of water flowing in the toilet sounded.

Lin Wei jumped off the toilet after finishing, and started cleaning beside her.Ever since Lin Wei washed it in the basin that day, Zhang Qian put a small plastic basin in it alone, filled with clean water, Lin Wei would wash it with the water in the small basin every time after going to the toilet Own.

"Ow!"

With just a cry, the door was opened. Zhang Qian hugged Lin Wei and wiped the water stains on his hair with a clean towel.

Lin Wei was very comfortable being served, lying there lazily. In fact, being a dog is also quite happy!

When Lin Wei was put into the dog cage, his new neighbor was still the same as when he left.

Shaking the hair on his body, he found a corner farthest from his new neighbor, chose a comfortable position and fell asleep lying there.

"Little thing, I think you should comfort me at this time. After all, as your new neighbor, I used to accompany you when you were helpless, lost and uncomfortable, and spent several lonely afternoons and boring late nights with you. Accompany you Chat from my lover Richie down to my favorite strawberry dog ​​food, we talk about everything!"

"Dogs are not suitable for sadness!" After a pause, he continued: "I don't want to discuss Rich or dog food with you, and - I hope you can keep silent, after all, I would rather be lonely than your chatter... ...to...death!"

"Your words have deeply hurt a kind, simple, hot dog heart. From this moment on, I will not speak to you again until you realize your mistake and apologize to me!"

"Then be prepared to keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life!" Lin Wei drooped her eyelids, not paying attention to the new neighbor's words.

Five o'clock in the afternoon is the time for students to leave school, and it is also the time for office workers who do not work overtime to get off work.

Every day at this time is the busiest time in the store, and children after school will open the door and come in to have a look when they pass by.

There is a string of wind chimes hanging at the door, and the crisp wind chimes will ring whenever the store door is pushed open.

All the animals in the store would stop their movements at this moment, and stare at the door intently, with stars flashing in their eyes.

Small groups of children carrying schoolbags and wearing blue and white school uniforms entered the door, greeted Zhang Qian and Liu Guoguo politely, and looked around the cage after getting permission.

The pets in the pet shop like children very much, and they are cute to attract children's attention.

Lin Wei closed her eyes, not interested in these little kids.

The new neighbor patted Lin Wei's cage, and his tone couldn't hide his excitement: "Little thing, get up, the children are here!"

The new neighbor took out the strawberry-flavored dog food he had hidden under his body, sticking out his tongue and looking forward to it!

"I have treasured the dog food for a day, and I must share it with the children. My tongue is longer than other dogs. This is my specialty. I must show it to the children, and they will definitely like it!"

The child walked to the new neighbor's dog cage and watched the black and brown puppy desperately sticking out its tongue, with a soaked and swollen bow-knot-shaped dog food under its paw. The puppy saw them standing Jumping in front of his cage, he pushed the dog food forward with his paws.

The dog cage is made of iron bars, and when the puppy pushes it like this, the dog food falls from the iron bars into the iron basin under the iron bars.The new neighbor circled around the dog food anxiously, squeezing it vigorously with his paws, trying to pick up the dog food and give it to the children.

This silly look pleased the children and they all burst out laughing.

A little boy pointed to his new neighbor and said to his companion, "Look! This dog is so stupid!"

The new neighbor looked up in confusion again. He couldn't understand what the children said, but he was very happy to hear their tone, and he must like himself very much.

Lin Wei's eyes opened a small slit, and from the corner of his eye, he shot back and forth between the little boy who was laughing so hard that his eyes almost burst into tears, and the new neighbor who was struggling to stick out his tongue and looked happy, and finally closed his eyes.

The child was attracted by Lin Wei.They all looked around Lin Wei.

"What's wrong with the puppy!" The girl's voice was a little pitiful.

"Are you sick?" The child wanted to touch Lin Wei, but he couldn't touch Lin Wei because he was sleeping in the corner, so he put down his hand in frustration.

"Nini, don't be sad, we will all come to see him in the future, he will be fine!"

"En!" The girl named Nini nodded vigorously, "Puppy dog, I will come to see you tomorrow!"

The child left the pet shop, and the new neighbor, who hadn't recovered from his joy, happily told Lin Wei about the group of children just now.

"Little thing, they look at me and smile very happily, they must like me very much!"

"..." I like your stupidity!

"What did that kid say by pointing at me? Did he praise me for being cute or for my long tongue!"

"..." If silly is a compliment to you, then he is complimenting you.

Lin Wei gradually fell asleep amidst the joy of the new neighbors!

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