I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

Tantai Yi was so angry that he carried Song Pu out of the mansion and threw him into the carriage.

Cao Xi hurried out and asked Tantai Yi cautiously, "Your Majesty, are we going back to the palace?"

Tan Taiyi is still treating Song Pu. Does he know that Song Pu is drunk and dares to climb on top of him and beat him up? Normally, Song Pu would not have the guts. He was about to speak. Song Pu patted his face with his paw, and there was a crisp "slap", which made Cao Xi shiver, and subconsciously knelt down.

Tantai Yi grabbed his hand, heard him cry out in pain, gritted his teeth and said, "You can hit Gu's face?"

Song Pu's small face was wrinkled, and he choked up and said, "It hurts! Let go! Let go!"

He was full of anger when he spoke, Tantai Yi turned his head and gave Cao Xi a sharp look, and growled: "Go back to the palace!"

After finishing speaking, with both hands, he returned Sompsey to the carriage, and followed him into the carriage.

Cao Xi wiped off his cold sweat, and hurriedly ordered the groom to go back to the palace.

Tantai Yi hugged Song Pu, raised his voice and said: "Do you still recognize Gu!? You also slap Gu's face? Are you afraid that Gu will punish you when you wake up!?"

Although Song Pu was drunk, he seemed to be able to understand human speech. Hearing Tantai Yi say such words, he calmed down a bit, and looked at Tantai Yi with his drunken eyes.

Tantaiyi's eyes fell on Song Pu's face, and met his drunken eyes, the anger in his heart subsided a little, but he said: "It's really unreasonable, if you are not drunk, you can pretend not to know that woman, drunk Just recruit everything? Song Qing tell Gu honestly, what is the relationship between you and that Xue Mei Niang!"

Song Pu's eyes were red, "Knock me, you spank my butt, my butt hurts!"

Tantai Yi: "..."

He just patted Song Qing's buttocks several times just to make Song Qing quiet, but the force was not light.

Tan Taiyi pretended not to hear, and asked again in a somewhat impatient tone: "Song Qing answered Gu, you and that Xue Meiniang... No, Lin Xuemei, what is the relationship between you and Lin Xuemei? If you dare to deceive Gu, Gu ,solitary--"

He couldn't think of any threatening words for a while, stuck for a while, his golden eyes lighted up, and he continued to threaten excitedly: "If Song Qing dares to deceive Gu, Gu will kill you in this carriage!"

Fearing that Song Pu didn't understand, Tan Taiyi whispered in his ear again: "Gu means to take off Song Qing's pants, have sex with Song Qing, let Gu go into Song Qing's stomach, Song Qing understand?"

This sentence can be regarded as frightening Song Pu, "No, I can't have sex, I can't have sex with you!"

Although Tantai Yi originally intended to threaten Song Qing with this, but when he said it, he saw him tremble, obviously afraid.Tan Taiyi was also looking forward to this kind of thing, but Song Qing obviously didn't agree with him, which made him a little unhappy. "Song Qing didn't want to, so she answered Gu honestly, what is the relationship between you and Lin Xuemei?"

Song Pu murmured: "You still beat me up, I still want to ask what is your relationship with Lin Xuemei, she looks only fifteen or sixteen years old now, she will look even better in a few years, such a beautiful girl will be your concubine , I don’t believe you haven’t been tempted, if you haven’t, why did you give her the phoenix seal and let her take charge of the harem, you big pig’s hoof! Scumbag, Neptune!”

Tantai Yi was confused, frowned and said: "What nonsense is Song Qing talking about!? The concubine's phoenix seal is messed up, do you know what you are talking about?"

Song Pu's ears were stung by his sudden increase in volume. He covered his ears and said angrily: "You are talking nonsense, just forget it if you don't understand! I won't talk to you anymore!"

Tantai Yi laughed angrily, "Why is that so, when Song Qing is drunk, she talks nonsense, and she can't even tell the difference between superior and inferior?"

Song Pu covered his ears, not wanting to listen to him.

Tan Taiyi stretched out his hand and pulled away his hand covering his ears, "Song Qing, do you know who Gu is? Who are you? If you don't explain to Gu one by one, Gu will take off your pants now!"

When Song Pu heard this, he suddenly changed from being resentful to pitiful, "...I know, you are His Majesty, I am Song Qing, don't take off my pants, I didn't put any jade in it, if you and I Having sex, I can reincarnate today."

This is good, his words immediately blew up Tantai Yi's anger, "What does Song Qing mean by not having Sai Yu?"

Song Pu was taken aback by his sudden increase in volume, his dazed mind seemed to wake up for a moment, and he vaguely felt that he had said something that he couldn't say, but his stomach was so hot that he became hot from the inside out. His mind returned to chaos again, and Tantai Yi in his vision was blurred. He stretched out his finger and pointed to himself, but he didn't know what he said, "I said, I didn't stuff the medicine jade, I can't put it in." , I don’t want to let it go, I’m afraid of pain.”

Tantai Yi was so angry that his chest rose and fell rapidly. He hated being deceived the most, and Song Pu's words clearly showed the fact that he had deceived him more than once, saying that the smallest one that had been put in was Liar, he asked again and again, but he could still deceive him without changing his face!

Tantaiyi was so angry that his mind was foggy, but after taking a few deep breaths, he calmed down a little, "...Song Qing, do you want to be husband and wife with Gu? Do you want to be Gu's queen?"

How could Song Qing like this be sincere if she refused to let go of the medicine jade?

It was as if a fire was burning in Tantaiyi's chest, causing him to feel a monstrous grievance. He Tantaiyi, never had such a time!

Could it be that Song Qing in the past was all trying to deceive him with sweet words?

When Tantai Yi thought of this possibility, his mentality exploded immediately, and he stared closely at Song Pu with a pair of golden eyes. If he dared to say anything he didn't want to hear, he would——make him look good!

And Song Pu, who was questioned by Tantai Yi, didn't know that he was jumping repeatedly on Tantai Yi's bottom line. After hearing Tantai Yi's words, he clenched his clothes tightly with his fingers, paused for a while, and then whispered: "I have no idea."

Tantaiyi held back his anger, and raised his voice, "I don't know what you mean? The question is about whether you want to or not, and Song Qing answered that you don't know?"

He made a gesture to take off his trousers, but Song Pu's hand grabbing the clothes immediately moved to his waist to prevent him from taking it off, "I want to! I want to be a husband and wife with His Majesty. Your Majesty is so good-looking, and being a brother is all my glory. Being a husband and wife is because His Majesty's gods in the sky came down to help the poor, and I'm really ashamed."

What he said was confusing, but Tantai Yi strangely understood what he meant, and suddenly felt a feeling of being blown by the spring breeze, and the burning anger in his chest was calmed down more than half, "...Song Qing How dare you lie to Gu? Song Qing won't even let go of Yaoyu, yet still wants to marry Gu? If Song Qing doesn't give Gu a reasonable explanation, Gu won't trust Song Qing again."

Song Pu's pubic bone was pinched by Tantai Yi's big palm, his eyes were misty and watery, and he couldn't express his love, "How dare you lie to your majesty, I am afraid of pain, I am very afraid of pain, I don't want to Putting medicine jade is uncomfortable, and the minister is a man, how could he like the feeling of a foreign object being put into his body? If it is Your Majesty, can Your Majesty bear it?"

Tan Taiyi said arrogantly: "How can Gu's situation be the same as Song Qing's."

When Song Pu was drunk, his brain was completely blinded, and he was gifted to be able to say words with complete logic, let alone blow a few rainbow farts. He was used to it. Dazed for a moment, I don't know how to react.

Tantaiyi saw that he didn't speak, but only focused on tears, and his heart softened a little. He didn't know that Song Qing was afraid of pain, but it was really unforgivable to deceive him. He narrowed his eyes, pinched Song Pu's chin with his fingers, and bowed his head. Go down, stare at him and say in a cold voice: "Gu understands, Song Qing is full of lies, even Gu doesn't know which of your words is true and which is false, Song Qing said that she wanted to be husband and wife with Gu, and Gu let Song Qing Let go, Song Qing not only does not let go, but also deceives Gu. Song Qing knows how much Gu has done for Song Qing. Put it in your eyes, over time, Song Qing can still put Gu in his heart? How can Gu trust you?"

As soon as he said something long and short, Song Pu's mind was stunned, and he stared at Tantai Yi with a pair of eyes confused and innocent.

Looking at Song Pu like this, Tan Taiyi laughed angrily, "Song Qing pretends not to understand again now?"

Just being angry, another kind of anger surged into his heart, and he couldn't help pecking Song Pu's lips a few times, and said angrily: "It's unreasonable! It's unreasonable."

Song Pu fell into Tantai Yi's arms and endured his deeper and deeper kiss, his mind suddenly became muddled, but no matter how confused he was, he could feel his body going cold, and something had left him.

This matter may have been his psychological shadow all the time. Even when he was drunk, he still trembled from the depths of his soul. His strong desire to survive made him struggle to hold Tantai Yi's hand, while the other hand moved away from him whimpering. face and said, "No!"

Seeing him like this, Tantai Yi became more angry and said: "What can't be done? Just say yes! Song Qing is full of lies, and I don't believe you anymore! I want to have sex with Song Qing here, and I want to let Song Qing do it here." Lonely man!"

These words were completely understood by Song Pu, and he immediately jumped up in Tantai Yi's hands like a chicken being strangled by the neck, "Dog Emperor, you are rape! You will go to jail!"