I became a tyrant's rainbow fart [Transmigration Book]

As soon as Song Pu said this, Tantai Yi's expression froze immediately, and after a while, he whispered: "What did Song Qing say? Tell Gu again."

Song Pu is also really courageous. Hearing what he said, he really dared to say it again, "You are rape and you will go to jail. I advise you to stop here, so that I will not call the police. Otherwise, I will take up the law." weapons to punish you!"

Tantaiyi didn't listen to his nonsense, squinted his eyes and shot a cold arrow, "In the previous sentence, why did Song Qing call Gu?"

Song Pu frowned, tried hard to recall, and said honestly: "I don't remember."

Tan Taiyi said: "Song Qing also called Gu a dog emperor."

Song Pu: "..."

"I didn't say that," he said.

Tan Taiyi didn't want to argue with him on this matter, he took a few deep breaths, and comforted himself thinking, at least Song Qing really liked him, but after being drunk, he talked too much nonsense, so he couldn't take it seriously!

Thinking of it this way, he felt better again. He grabbed Song Pu and threatened again: "Gu's ears are not for decoration, even Gu heard it! Gu said these three words and Song Qing couldn't speak again. Song Qing repeated it again and again. The taboo of being lonely, how can you be the head of this family and the king of this country if you don't get rid of it!"

As he spoke, he tore Song Pu's robe to pieces with one hand, and said in a trembling voice, "I just want to have sex with you in this carriage."

After all, he grabbed Song Pu and gnawed it, and it was a little awkward to continue. He could only take this opportunity to look at the pink and tender land a few more times, and when his nasal cavity became hot, bright red blood flowed out again. liquid.

Tan Taiyi stretched out his fingertips to dip a little bit of the liquid, feeling ashamed, he is also a person who has seen the world, how could he get nosebleeds again and again because of this place, it is simply ridiculous.

Although he was ashamed, how could he be accommodated in the place where Yaoyu had never been let go? After all, he was just trying to scare Song Qing. If he really wanted to do it, he was afraid that Song Qing would be pierced. It turned into a human tragedy, but it didn't have to be.

Just turning over like this, Tantai Yi felt unwilling again, and just when he didn't know what to do, Song Pu was frightened out of his wits by his actions, tears flowed from his eyes, and he said hoarsely: "Your Majesty, wait a minute!" , I really can’t do it there.”

Tan Taiyi snorted coldly and said: "Why didn't Song Qing think about it when she didn't release the medicine jade? Sooner or later, there will be a day when Song Qing dares to lie to Gu because she thinks that Gu won't have sex with Song Qing? It's unreasonable. Song Qing really thinks that Gu is some kind of gentleman who can endure for a lifetime?"

When Song Pu saw that he was coming to break his leg again, he panicked immediately, and said indiscriminately, "The minister, the minister uses his mouth, your Majesty don't use that place! I know I was wrong, and I will definitely use jade when I go back. I will definitely use it, if I don’t use it, your majesty will punish me again, this time, let me use another place to serve your majesty, okay?"

Tantaiyi was excited when he heard this, his golden eyes were shining with green light like animal pupils, but at this time, he still wanted to hold one end, and asked noblely and coldly: "Song Qing, do you know what you said?" What did you say?"

Song Pu stared at him blankly. Although it was daytime, the carriage was still a little dark. Tantai Yi sat by the window again, blocking most of the light, so that his face was hidden in the darkness. Unclear face.

Although Song Pu's mind was chaotic, but because he was very concerned about the rear problem, he maintained a rare vigilance at this time, and he seemed to be as if he was not drunk. The place is clean and flexible, in short, it is better than there, use other places if you can, and you can't go behind..."

He murmured, fearing that Tantai Yi would crash into him a second later and he would be cracked, so he got up on the ground with his hands and feet, and came to Tantai Yi.

Tantaiyi watched helplessly as he tore off his clothes, and watched Song Qing's full and rosy lips really entered into his indescribable place.

Tantaiyi's nasal cavity was filled with heat again. He wiped it with his hand, and sure enough, some blood came out. He pulled Song Pu's soft hair, and said sadly: "Song Qing has such a ventriloquist, but she also hides it from her. Gu, it’s simply bullying Gu too much!”

Having said that, it was really refreshing, Tantai Yi's scalp exploded.

This time, it ended sooner than usual. Tantai Yi, out of a man's instinct, refused to let him back away and let him eat all of it.

This also stimulated his golden eyes to turn red, his chest heaved violently, and his mind was still dazed.

But soon, Song Pu's choked up voice brought him back to his senses.

Tan Taiyi's anger was completely gone now, Song Qing was his darling again, he hugged him, and said softly: "Why is Song Qing crying?"

The corners of Song Pu's mouth were cracked, the pain caused his tears to glisten, and big tears rolled down from his eyes, "I'm in pain, fuck, it hurts to death!"

The more he talked, the more it hurt, and the tears couldn't stop.

Hearing this, Tantai Yi stretched out his hand to lift up Song Pu's chin, and saw that the corner of his mouth was cracked, and bright red blood dripped out.

Tantai Yi stretched out one hand into the dark compartment to feel for the wound medicine, he also had the foresight, although he didn't know if he would use it, but wherever he went, he would always have a special medicine made by the Imperial Hospital , it was originally used to do that, but now it has a place to use.

Tantaiyi dug out a little, gave him medicine, heard him howl again, struggled in his arms, and put one hand tightly around him, "Don't howl, Song Qing is also elegant. Scholars, why do you cry and howl like ghosts and wolves when you drink, and Song Qing's ears are almost broken by howling."

Song Pu couldn't help howling, Tantai Yi got anxious, lowered his head, and kissed Song Pu's mouth.

A faint sweet smell of medicine diffused between the lips and teeth of the two, Tantai Yi hugged him tightly, deepening the kiss, and after a long time, he backed away, the corners of his lips curled up, and smiled at Song Pu, lowly Said: "So Song Qing won't be in pain?"

Song Pu looked at him in a daze, and the pain on the corner of his mouth was relieved a lot.

Tantai Yi smiled, and applied medicine to him again, this time Song Pu didn't howl, but just looked at Tantai Yi in a daze.

Tan Taiyi gave him good medicine, and said: "Song Qing, don't lick that tongue, and if you delay the injury, don't cry alone."

She raised her eyelids again and looked at him, "Why does Song Qing look lonely?"

With a hoarse voice, Song Pu murmured, "Your Majesty is really gentle in treating you."

Tan Taiyi smacked his lips suddenly, and said: "Song Qing ate Gu's food, and it didn't taste good in her mouth. I still need to wash up before kissing Gu."

Song Pu: "..."

He pouted, "I'm going to sleep, don't disturb."

Tantaiyi watched him lie down, with his back turned to him, and was not angry. There was a sense of elation and joy in his heart that he didn't quite understand. He even stretched out his hand to cover Song Pu with a blanket, thinking that he was very considerate and considerate. He hooked his lips and laughed.

When Song Pu woke up, it was already the next afternoon. He lay on the bed and opened his eyes. For a moment, he still couldn't tell what year and month it was. After lying down for a long time, the memory came back, and he jumped up from the bed.

The lantern heard the movement, and hurried over, "Master, you finally woke up! You have been sleeping all day! The master came to look for you."

Song Pu was still short of breath, and the memory in his mind was still on Tantai Yi saying that he would bestow marriage to Song Lingyun and Tantai Yetong, but he had no memory of what happened after that, but the matter of bestowing marriage has nothing to do with Very big, Song Lingyun would never be willing to be arranged like this, if Tantai Yi really lost his mind and offered a marriage, Song Lingyun's three-point opposition would probably be increased to six or seven points, which would be bad for everyone.

Thinking of this, Song Pu couldn't help becoming more anxious. He rushed to the lantern and said, "Prepare the car for me—hiss."

As soon as he opened his mouth, he felt a pain like being torn apart at the corner of his mouth.

Lantern was stunned for a moment when he heard his words, and hurriedly said: "Master, you haven't eaten all day, if you have something to do, let's talk about it after eating first?"

Song Pu covered his mouth, his voice became softer, and said: "I asked you to prepare the car for me, so you can prepare the car. I have something urgent to go to the palace."

Lantern had never seen him so anxious, so he immediately changed his tune and said, "Master, wash your face first, and this servant will do it right away."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and went out. Song Pu took the time to wash his face, and then wiped his body with the remaining water. However, before he went out, Song Guogong rushed over, and when he saw him, he scolded: "You Why are you drunk again? His Majesty sent you back yesterday, did you say anything in front of him?"

Somp paused, and he asked incredulously, "Your Majesty sent me back personally?"

Song Guogong thought about this matter for a long time, his brows were wrinkled, and he looked a little anxious, "It's fine if you don't remember, why I told you so many times to tell you not to drink, but you didn't listen, If you are drunk again, if you talk nonsense in front of His Majesty—”

Thinking of the consequences, he couldn't help shaking his head, "Why can't you remember the lesson!"

Song Pu recalled it for a while, but he really couldn't recall what he said or did with Tantai Yi after he was drunk, but the pain at the corner of his mouth... Could it be that Tantai Yi slapped him?

Once this thought came up, Song Pu suppressed it. It's impossible. If so, his whole face would be swollen. Could it be that the corner of his mouth was tearing and hurting?

He was confused, and he had Song Lingyun's matter in his heart, so he couldn't calm down, so he casually said a few words to Duke Song, then left the Song residence, got into the carriage and went straight to the palace.

Not long after, they arrived at the palace, Cao Xi went to report to Tantai Yi, and then came out from Chunhe Palace.

Song Pu asked him, "Did Your Majesty say anything?"

With a smile on his face, Cao Xi lowered his voice and said, "Your Majesty asked Mr. Song to wait here for a while."

This was something that had never happened before. Song Pu felt uneasy and couldn't help asking, "Eunuch Cao, do you know how I felt after His Majesty sent me back to the Song Mansion yesterday?"

Cao Xi thought about it for a while, and said: "Your Majesty should be in a good mood, and he drank two cups of sweet soup."

After listening to Song Pu, he also had some thoughts about what happened after he was drunk yesterday.

It's just that what's the meaning of Tantai Yi suddenly shutting him down?

Song Pu murmured in his heart, feeling a little uncomfortable, but he waited obediently outside the door.

Fortunately, he didn't wait too long, and Tantai Yi called him in.

After entering the Chunhe Hall, before he reached Tantai Yi, he heard Tantai Yi's voice, "Song Qing, come here."

His tone was still a little cold, Song Pu's heart skipped a beat, and he slowly walked up to Tantai Yi.

Tantai Yi had just written an imperial decree with a brush, and said to him: "I have just finished writing the imperial decree for giving marriage."

Song Pu was anxious, "Your Majesty! I have said it many times. If Your Majesty insists on granting marriage, wouldn't my elder brother become a treacherous person? If Your Majesty insists on doing so, my reputation will also be affected. Even so, Your Majesty will not Do you care?"

Tan Taiyi snorted coldly: "Song Qing is too self-righteous. When did Gu say that it was a marriage decree for Song Lingyun? This is the marriage decree for Lin Xuemei and Prince Gong!"

"Huh?" Song Pu was dumbfounded.