That heroic and unpretentious cannon fodder [Traveling]

The operation of "Friendly Reminder" is really too flamboyant, the cannon fodder CP threw away the information in his hand, and now immediately find a corner where there is no one to whisper.

"Where are you going?" Leng Mo, who was talking to Feng Lingtian in a low voice, saw the movement of the two of them, and hurriedly called out.

"Urgent urination." The cannon fodder CP said in unison.

Leng Mo frowned, and waved his hand: "Go, go, there are many tricks."

The cannon fodder CP lazily complained, ran very fast, and ran out of Leng Mo's room in a few seconds.

Feng Lingtian pointed to the door and said: "There is a bathroom in the room, why are they running out?"

As soon as these words came out, the room was instantly silent.

Feng Xiaoming took out his mobile phone to check the time, and immediately twisted a wretched smile on his cold and handsome face: "Fengfeifen, you are still so impatient at such an early age, newlyweds, newlyweds, hormones, hormones."

Feng Lingtian's brows and eyes stern: "You should learn so poorly from Qin Tong."

Xiao Ming's younger brother persuaded him in seconds: "Okay, BOSS."

Leng Mo felt very tired and wanted to be quiet, "Go back and rest, anyway, this matter is not urgent at this moment, I will read this document first, and then make a few copies for you, and return to the imperial capital Let's discuss it again."

"Okay." Feng Lingtian didn't pretend to be courteous to Leng Mo, she glanced at her stupid brother, got up and left.

Feng Xiaoming immediately followed obediently.

After everyone left, Leng Mo picked up the materials on the coffee table to read again.

After reading only two lines, I really didn't care about it, so I reorganized the materials and put them back in the file bag.

He leaned on the sofa and stared blankly for a while, then slowly took out the phone from his pocket, unlocked it, opened the address book, found the word "Xiao Ke", tapped and long pressed, then checked to delete, finally gritted his teeth, confirmed .

This matter seemed to have exhausted all his energy. After finishing it, he lay motionless on the sofa. The phone rolled from his hand to the sofa and then slipped from the edge of the sofa to the carpet because he lost his strength. superior.

At the same time, Xiao Ke, who was walking by the seaside holding Shangguan Yayan's hand, suddenly felt a palpitation.

He put his hand on his chest and looked around, feeling lost in his heart.

"Xiao Ke, what's the matter?" Shangguan Yayan felt that his hands were pulled backwards while walking, so he stopped and looked back at Xiao Ke.

Xiao Ke shook his head, walked quickly to Shangguan Yayan's side, and smiled at him.

The conversation was divided into two parts, and the cannon fodder CP who received the "friendly reminder" from the universe god returned to his room, and immediately met for analysis.

"I'm [-]% sure now that the cosmic consciousness wants us to put things right," Si Ji said.

"So it means that not only is there a master of novels watching us, but also a master of the universe watching us?" Qin Tong said, saying that he was covered in white sweat.

Rubbing his arms, he looked at Si Ji.

Si Ji nodded heavily.

Qin Tong fell down on the sofa, with a look of wanting to die, and almost rolled on the sofa, "Oh~~~Since the universe god has given a 'friendly reminder', why can't you be more friendly and let us go back to you directly?" Home."

Si Ji moved Qin Tong's two legs away, sat down on the sofa, then put those two legs on his lap, and said: "I have a guess in my heart, I think it is not us who let us cross. The two sisters cursed, but the universe god."

"How do you say that?" Qin Qu sat up abruptly, his eyes sparkling.

Si Ji: "First of all, the novels written by our sister are extremely unreasonable and completely violate the law of development."

Qin Que added: "There is also social order and good customs."

"...Yes. Then you crossed and reversed twenty times."

Qin Tong had a broken face: "You don't need to emphasize this."

"...It is estimated that the universe god is dissatisfied with your efficiency, so he let me travel again."

Qin Qin: (*￣︿￣)

"...Since I traveled through time, many things have gradually deviated from the novel's setting and returned to normal. Let alone your parents in the novel, don't they have such a strong sense of disobedience?"

Qin Yu nodded in agreement.

"So my idea is that this is a parallel universe that was functioning very well, and then for some reason there was a novel master, which made this universe deviate from the original track, and the master of the universe let us go through to make things right. After we finished, we You can go home."

Qin Tong patted his thigh, thinking that this might be the truth of time travel: "I didn't expect our sister to have the function of magic brush Ma Liang, well, I blamed Qin Xiaochao, but the culprit who made me time travel is still her > _<"

Si Ji nodded and nodded: "It's not easy for us to be younger brothers!"

The two people who were sick and pitied each other sighed at the same time, comforting and cheering each other up.

"Let's try our best to turn the protagonist Shou into a single dog, and then we can go home." Qin Tong was depressed for a while, then came back to life with full blood, patted Si Ji's shoulder and smiled.

At least now there is a clear goal.

After laughing for a few seconds, he felt that something was wrong. He lowered his head to look at his feet, and then poked Si Ji: "Speak well, what do you mean by groping and taking advantage?"

Si Ji also bowed his head, not feeling ashamed when his intentions were exposed, and the hand holding Qin Tong's calf had to move up an inch, until it reached his knee in a while.

Qin Tong hurriedly held his hand and stared.

Si Ji pressed his hands hard, determined to carry out the hooliganism to the end, and said plausibly, "What's wrong with me touching my own daughter-in-law's leg!"

"Touch your head." Qin Tong said: "Who is your wife, call her husband."

After speaking, I wanted to slap myself in the mouth.

Shit, what nonsense is this!

Si Ji immediately laughed like a trumpet flower, and when the strength in his hand was relieved, Qin Tong rushed forward out of inertia, and he unceremoniously accepted his daughter-in-law's embrace, and hugged him tightly: "My name is Husband!" , you just let me kiss you?!"

"I made a slip of the tongue! A slip of the tongue!" Qin Quke was thrashing vigorously, but because of his posture and lack of physical activity for more than 20 years, he couldn't move at all.

"What kind of slip of the tongue, it's because you think your body is upright." Si Ji teased, then turned his head to look at Qin Tong.

The distance between the two was too close, Si Ji tilted his head, and his lips brushed from Qin Tong's cheek all the way to his lips.

Qin Qu: "..."

Si Ji: "..."

just……

Just now it was...

... Kiss, did you kiss?

The two blushed, and they separated at the speed of light. On the double sofa, one sat on one side, one looked to the left and the other to the right.

Si Ji looked at the ceiling and the floor. After ten seconds of embarrassment, he was suppressed, and he cried out in his heart——

What kind of kiss was that just now? It was completely random touch.

Oops, sorry, I should have thrown myself down and stuck my tongue in just now.

Why am I pretending to be innocent at critical moments? Although, although I am very innocent, if I continue to be so pure, innocent, will I really not be single for the rest of my life?

If you're a man, you shouldn't be cowardly, throw yourself down, dear, that's all.

Si Ji turned his head, seeing whether Qin Tong still didn't look at him, his face and neck were still flushed——my Xiao Chan's blushing appearance is really cute^_^

Xiao Cheng is so easily shy, then I should be more rogue.Si Ji clenched his fists to cheer himself up, otherwise both of them would be shy, when would they be able to have negative distance contact.

"Xiao Chou." Si Ji said solemnly: "The one just now doesn't count, let's kiss again."

Qin Qu: (╬￣dish￣)

"Kiss you big-headed ghost!" Qin Tong grabbed the two pillows on the sofa and slapped Si Ji wildly, dancing with one hand and the other like a tiger.

But how can Hua Quan and embroidered legs compare to the (business) Sanda champion? He was restrained within two strokes, and then Si Ji buckled his waist with one hand and the back of his head with one hand, and fell on the sofa. With a "bang", their lips collided heavily , I accidentally knocked my teeth.

"Hmm..." Qin Tong almost burst into tears, it was so painful.

Si Ji was also in pain, but he adhered to the idea that there would be no shop in this village, and he would not let go of the pain. He gently and carefully rubbed Qin Tong's with his lips, clumsily pried open his teeth, and stuck his tongue in with a clumsy stroke. mess around.

Qin Tong was stunned, waved his hands a few times at a loss, and put them on Si Ji's shoulders, not knowing whether he was going to hug him tightly or push him away, his lips were open, his tongue was stiff, and he was disturbed by Si Ji's mess. It hurts a little.

It was the first time for both of them to kiss, and the object was still of the same sex, and they both acted stiff and clumsy.

This clumsy kiss lasted for a long time, the breath of the two blended, and neither of them stopped first.

The body temperature is getting higher and higher, and the breathing is getting faster and faster...

Si Ji hugged Qin Tong imperceptibly, and rubbed against his body with increasing strength.

Qin Tong felt as if he was in a sea of ​​flames, surrounded by scorching heat that would burn him into ashes, he couldn't breathe, even breathing was hot.

Both of them are virgins with no emotional experience. They have only been with their right hand for many years. Suddenly, they kissed so intensely that both of them couldn't control themselves. Feel wet.

Si Ji let go of his tightly sucked lips, raised his head slightly, his cheeks were flushed, and he panted slightly, "Xiao Cheng, I think I like you."

"Think?" Qin Tong frowned.

"I don't think so, but I like you." Si Ji smiled: "It's the kind of liking that I want to kiss and sleep with you."

Qin Tong: "I don't need to say the next sentence."

Si Ji laughed, hugged Qin Tong even tighter, bowed his head and kissed: "Xiao Cheng, let's fall in love."

"I can't breathe!"

"Let's talk about love, let's talk about love!"

"I'm suffocating!"

"Say it quickly."

"Okay, okay, let me go first, I'm really suffocating..."

Si Ji let go of his hand a little bit, but didn't get up, and then asked: "Xiao Cheng, do you like me?"

Qin Tong blushed, stuttered for a long time before saying: "Hi, I like it."

"Like 'right'?" Si Ji was dissatisfied: "You can just say 'like', no need to add 'right'."

Qin Tong blinked, and quickly said under Si Ji's expectant eyes: "I like it."

Si Ji let go of his arms, pulled Qin Tong to sit up, stared at his wife, and smiled brightly.

Qin Tong was embarrassed by him, and he glanced around but didn't dare to look at him, and then saw the embarrassment of the two people's indescribable parts.

His face flushed red with blood.

Si Ji followed his gaze and looked down——

Immediately, his face was blushing.

"Cough..." He coughed in embarrassment, touched his nose, and stuttered to explain: "I, I have no experience... This is the first time... I promise that my time will never be so short, so what... you Don't worry……"

"Oh." Qin Tong nodded, and then felt wrong, "It doesn't matter if your time is short or not, as long as I have time, I will do."

Si Ji looked at Qin Tong.

Qin Qu looked at Si Ji.

"It's been a long time for you..." Si Ji half-closed his eyes, "Is there something wrong with my understanding, and you want to be on top?"

Qin Tong said as a matter of course: "Of course I am on top."

Si Ji: "Hehe."

How dare you "hehe"!

Qin Yu said, "I used to be the cosmic steel straight, but now I'm the cosmic general."

Si Ji crossed his arms and said indifferently: "Xiao Chen, you think too much. You are not as tall or strong as I am, and you don't have abdominal muscles, and you don't have any aggression at all."

Damn it, it's too vicious to use the abs as an issue, it's unbearable.

"Anyway, I'm the general attacker of the universe, and I don't accept anything else." Qin Tong, who had a thin, flat and tender belly, was furious, refused to communicate any more, and angrily took his clothes to take a bath.

The old god Si Ji said, "Then each speaks according to his own ability."

His answer was a heavy "bang" on the glass door of the bathroom.

Uh... Cannon fodder CP is facing the crisis of breaking up on the first day of dating ╮(╯_╰)╭

The author has something to say: Thanks to Wood for throwing a mine, Gargamel for throwing a bazooka, and Lan Xue for throwing a grenade (づ￣1￣)づ