That heroic and unpretentious cannon fodder [Traveling]

(Self-proclaimed) General Attack of the Universe·Qin Que exudes a domineering aura all over his body, all the way from Yunan to the imperial capital, and he still looks cool and domineering when he gets off the plane.

This made Feng Xiaoming, who saw his red and swollen lips and many strawberry marks on his neck, dare not tease him any more, and it was very uncomfortable to hold back all the way from Yunan to the Imperial Capital.

Tsk tsk, I checked my eyes, I can't be offended.

In fact, Qin Tong didn't have such a big temper, but he preemptively struck, and then pretended to go all the way to scare the Feng family cousins ​​and Leng Mo who were traveling together, telling them to shut up and stop talking nonsense.

Facts have proved that Qin Tong's method is very effective and shocked everyone.

"Xiao Qu, see you tomorrow." When Feng Xiaoming and Qin Qu, who couldn't gossip after leaving the airport, waved goodbye, their eyes were still filled with resentment.

After his boss finished speaking with Si Ji Lengmo, he immediately turned into a cold and capable bodyguard, protecting the boss and boarding the Bentley who came to pick him up at the airport.

Qin Qu Siji also got into the car picked up by the driver of the Qin family, and went back to the Qin family's villa for dinner.

Before getting into the car, the two said goodbye to Leng Mo.

Leng Mo nodded slightly, and said, "See you tomorrow." Then he glanced at them both, and quickly got into his car.

Qin Tong: "It's always a bit cold, it seems like I can't wait to get in the car."

Si Ji: "Probably in a hurry to go home for dinner."

Qin Qu turned to look at Si Ji, and then——

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Si Ji, a rascal, actually bit his neck to make such a virtue while he was asleep.

What's so great about playing hooligans, a real gentleman is a real gentleman if you don't mess around =皮=

Si Ji followed him into the car, sitting close to each other, poking his arms and face, "Still angry? Otherwise, it's fine, I'll let you kiss me back." Stretching his neck, he said generously: " You can kiss as many as you want, there is not enough neck and chest, or you can kiss on your body."

The dead hooligans took advantage of the opportunity, and the name was really correct =皮=

Qin Que really wanted to punch Si Ji's nose crookedly, but after all, he just thought about it. After all, the low value of force is a flaw, so thinking about it makes him feel very sad.

Helpless, he had no choice but to bluff first: "You wait for me, hum!"

The driver who came to pick him up smiled all the way to the Qin family's villa.

Qin's mother was waiting for her son to come back in the yard very early. The Samoyed she raised was jumping up and down beside her begging for attention. Qin's father sat on the swing in the yard and complained: "I already told you that they will be home at about 04:30. What are you standing in the yard waiting for?"

Qin's mother cast a strange glance at her husband: "You are still waiting in the yard."

"Who said I was waiting," Qin's father said, "I was playing with Snow White."

Qin's mother looked down at the Samoyed who was holding her thigh and sticking out her tongue, and didn't want to talk to her husband.

Being ignored by his wife, Qin Aiguo felt that he had lost the majesty of being the head of the family.

So he waved to Samoyed: "Snow White, come to Dad."

Samoyed heard his name, turned to look at Qin's father, barked twice, turned around and continued to hug Qin's mother's thigh and stick out his tongue.

Qin Aiguo: "..."

Just when Qin's father was considering whether to beat up the disobedient son, the car to pick him up at the airport finally drove into the gate of Qin's villa.

The rear door opened, and Qin Qu Siji got out of the car one after another.

"Ouch, my son is back." Mother Qin smiled and walked towards the two of them quickly.

"mom."

"mother in law."

But there was someone who was faster than her. The white-haired Samoyed threw herself into Qin Tong's arms at a speed that didn't match its body shape.

"Wang Wang Wang..."

"Snow White, don't make trouble." Mother Qin drove Samoyed away.

Si Ji glanced at a certain part of the Samoyed, and was speechless for a moment: What came up with such a strange idea to name a male dog Snow White? !

Qin's father stood up from the swing, and walked over slowly and majesticly, "It's good to be back, your mother made you a lot of your favorite food." Then he turned his eyes to Si Ji, "Si Ji has worked hard too, you guys have worked hard today. Just stay at home, so you don't have to run around and get tired."

"Okay, father-in-law." As long as it is not in the plot of the novel, Si Ji is a good son-in-law who is civilized and polite.

Qin's father nodded in satisfaction, and walked into the room with his hands behind his back.

Qin's mother took her son's hand back to the house, and said distressedly as she walked: "Is the business trip hard? Are you eating well? Look at you... You are not fat or thin, are you eating well? If you want mom to tell you, you can Don't accept your father's mess, you haven't figured it out after decades of tossing, and you have lost so much money, this kind of bad assets should be thrown away early."

Father Qin, who was walking in front, paused, turned his head and glared: "What do you know, it's called feelings!"

Qin's mother let go of her son's hand, walked to her husband's side in strides, put on a posture of reasoning, and said, "Don't impose your feelings on our son."

"What's wrong with a son inheriting his father's business?"

"Nothing is right! Xiaocheng has something she likes to do!"

"Don't talk too much about men with you, a woman."

"Hey, the man's words are amazing! Let's talk about how much money you have lost in your feelings over the years! The lost money can be used to build ten Transformers amusement parks for our son. You won't forget you You promised your son 20 years ago to build a Transformers Paradise for him, right?"

Qin's father resisted his wife's combo with silence.

Qin's mother snorted: "No wonder you have become fatter and fatter these years, and you broke your promise to become fat." After finishing speaking, she walked proudly to the kitchen.

Qin's father touched his stomach, and found sadly that he couldn't see his feet when he lowered his head.

"Xiao Cheng." Qin's father asked his son, "Is your mother in menopause? Her temper is getting bigger and bigger, and she always dislikes me for being fat."

"This..." How should I answer this?Isn't this really a proposition?

Qin Qu looked anxiously at Si Ji.

Si Ji received the distress signal from his daughter-in-law, thought for a while, and said, "Father-in-law, beating means scolding or love, and mother-in-law is expressing her deep love for you."

Qin Qu: ⊙o⊙

Qin Aiguo was startled, then patted Si Ji on the shoulder, and laughed loudly: "You can talk, but occasionally you need to be beaten."

Si Ji said shyly: "Father-in-law, I am a junior, sometimes I am not sensible, you can just teach me a lesson."

Qin's father said: "It's just a lesson, you just need to treat our little one well."

Si Ji immediately promised face to face: "Father-in-law, don't worry, I will be good to Xiaocang and love Xiaochuang for the rest of my life."

Both Qin's father and Qin Tong were overwhelmed by his promise, especially Qin's father, who was relieved and a little upset at the same time, staring at Si Ji's hand holding his son, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't like it.

Forget it, as an old man, he won't get involved in young people's affairs, go and see if his wife makes braised pork for himself.

As soon as Qin's father left, Si Ji immediately asked his wife for credit: "How about it, I'm very smart."

Qin Qu said, "It's just normal."

"The mouth is too honest." Si Ji flicked Qin Tong's forehead, thinking of what Qin's mother said just now, he joked: "When you were young, you still dreamed of building a Transformers amusement park."

Qin Tong coughed, and said awkwardly: "That's the dream of Qin Tong in this universe, ahem... But I also thought about it when I was young..."

"You have a good dream."

"Of course, I like Optimus Prime best."

Favorite Optimus Prime?

Si Ji really doesn't like to hear these words - Optimus Prime is really a big disaster =皮=

"You can't like Optimus Prime the most." Si Ji said sternly.

"Why?" Optimus Prime is his destiny!

"You can only like me the most."

"..."

Qin Tong blushed, hugged the passing Samoyed, held two dog paws and said, "Come, come, Snow White, let's play and pretend to be dead."

Si Ji, a dead rogue, where did he learn such a domineering president's standard love words? He is no longer that simple big brother.

Oops, my face is so hot, it must be that Snow White's hair is too thick (*/ω＼*)

Si Ji was triumphant, put his hands in his pockets, and held the mobile phone in his trousers pocket - the love quotes searched today was very useful, and he used it so quickly.

Samoyed played with Qin Tong for a while and pretended to be dead. When the smell of braised pork came from the kitchen, he refused to play with him any more. He stood up abruptly and rushed towards the kitchen with four paws.

Qin Tong patted the dog fur on his body, looked at Si Ji who was always smiling, and said dryly, "Why are you standing here, go sit down!"

"I'm waiting to see when you don't want to snub me." Si Ji said, "Besides me, you can't look at anyone else, not even a dog."

"...Can you talk well?"

"You call me dear, and I'll think about it."

Qin Tong was silent for a while, then opened the glass door of the display cabinet next to him, took the Judgment Sword from Optimus Prime inside, and pointed at Si Ji: "No matter what kind of monster you are, if you dare to pretend to be Si Ji to lie to me, just If you have to be aware of your soul, the majesty of the Autobots cannot be challenged."

"Hahaha..." Si Ji burst into laughter, took out the Megatron figurine next to Optimus Prime, and slapped the sword of judgment, "I am Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, and my power is doomed to your lying down!" flat."

"..." Qin Tong took out Optimus Prime's energy cannon again, and slapped Si Ji's face, "Fire at the old driver!"

Si Ji used Megatron to move the energy cannon away, leaned in and quickly kissed Qin Tong on the lips, "I haven't got a driver's license yet, why am I an old driver? Autobot, when are you going to let me drive?! "

Qin Tong held his chin and said like a gentleman: "Well, it's naturally when I'm in a good mood."

"Then let's do it today." Si Ji immediately went ahead, "I think Master Qin is in a good mood today."

Qin Tong's answer was to smash Optimus Prime's shield in his face.

At the door of the restaurant, Qin's mother watched her son-in-law playing in the living room with satisfaction, kissing her quickly from time to time.

She and her husband had been worried for a long time that Si Ji would bully her son. After all, they got married in a hurry and the reason for getting married was... utilitarian.

They have never been able to understand why they didn't object to the marriage at the beginning, and they couldn't wait to marry their son to a man he hadn't met a few times, and it was also a man who didn't seem to care about their son.

After the wedding, the two have always regretted it. The feeling of ruining their child's life's happiness with their own hands made them always want their son to divorce Si Ji immediately.

"Wife, what are you looking at?" Qin's father came out of the kitchen chewing braised pork, and saw Si Ji hugging his son in the living room and kissing him madly. Son cheap asshole.

"Patriotic, what are you doing?" Qin's mother pulled back Qin's father who was running away.

"Of course I teach that bastard a lesson." Qin Aiguo pointed to the living room, "If you kiss someone else's son at someone's house, I'll break his leg."

Qin's mother pulled her husband away, "What other people's family, that is your son's legal husband. You were not the one who agreed to their marriage in a muddle back then, who is to blame! I warn you, they have a good relationship, don't make trouble, otherwise you will be married today Just sleep with Snow White."

Qin's father knew he was in the wrong, so he didn't dare to refute his wife's words. He muttered in a low voice, "I was obsessed with ghosts at that time, and you scolded me for almost half a month. piano."

"roll--"

In the living room, Qin Qusiji was shocked.

Qin Cheng sighed: "It turns out that out of the novel setting, my parents are such interesting characters in this universe. They are so different from my parents."

"What were your own parents like?" Si Ji asked.

Qin Tong said: "It's a bit serious. They are busy with work, and they often treat me and my sister as freelancers. We are very strict about right and wrong, but if my sister and I have conflicts over some innocuous matters, they will Just let us argue for ourselves, don't care about right and wrong reasons, anyway, whoever wins the argument will be right."

"for example?"

Qin Tong thought for a while and said with a smile: "My young lady still ate candy, but my mother gave me a certain amount of candy every day, so she always coaxed and tricked me into eating my candy. I complained to my mother. , do you know what my sister said?"

"what?"

"'It's for your own good that I help you eat the candy. You are changing your teeth. If you have a rotten tooth, you will roll all over the floor in pain. I am an older sister, and I should take care of my younger brother. So I help my younger brother eat sugar and have a rotten tooth. It's what I should do.' That's what she said at the time, very righteous, I was young at that time, I couldn't speak up to her at all, and from then on I gave her all my candy."

Si Ji could even imagine the bewildered look on the little Qin's face, he must be very cute, "What happened after that? You never took the candy back?"

"Later, my elder sister ate too much sugar and got rotten teeth. She went to the hospital to see a dentist and cried like hell. My mother said: 'Will you still eat my brother's candy?' She cried miserably and shook her head vigorously, let alone eat mine. Candy, she won't even eat candy from now on, hahaha..." Qin Tong burst out laughing, his eyes and brows filled with pride.

Si Ji rubbed his head with a smile in his eyes.

"It's because I told my sister a lot of nonsense when I was young. When I was in college, I won the gold medal and the best debater in the National College Student Debating Competition." Qin Tong said, his smile gradually faded.

"I used to see it every day, and I sometimes annoyed my sister, especially when she asked me to go shopping with her, I wished she would disappear into outer space. Their women's shopping is really annoying, and they have to go into every store Look, no matter whether the store is their favorite style or not, I went in and looked through the clothes and didn't buy them. If I were the owner of the clothing store, I would put up a sign at the door and write 'Qin Chao Silu No Entry', yes Yes, my sister usually has your sister when she goes shopping."

Si Ji rubbed Qin Tong's hair, empathizing with him: "Thank you for your hard work."

"But there is no Qin Chao in this universe, and I miss her a little bit." Qin Tong said, "When she first got her first salary at work, she bought gifts for everyone in the family, and bought me a holy warrior Saint Cloth Mythical Bronze Saint Warrior Zilong, you can barely be considered a good sister."

Si Ji smiled and said, "Then let's work hard and try to go home early."

"Of course, when I go back, I want Qin Xiaochao to buy me the holy clothes mythical emperor-level Poseidon to make amends." Qin Tong firmly clenched his fists.

"Don't want Optimus Prime anymore?" Si Ji asked with a smile.

Qin Qu did not refuse anyone who came, "Optimus Prime is also fine."

Si Ji immediately said: "Don't want Optimus Prime."

Qin Qu: "..."

"Xiao Siji, it's time to eat." Qin's mother shouted in the restaurant.

"Here we come." The two responded at the same time, put the handle back in the showcase, and walked towards the restaurant hand in hand.