That heroic and unpretentious cannon fodder [Traveling]

The day Xiao Ke became the courier brother was the day before he fell into ambush. Although the summer in the imperial capital is not as high as nearly 40°C in some furnace cities, the sweltering weather makes the courier brother Xiao Ke who runs outside all day Still a few shades darker.

From a long distance, Su Pinmo saw a black guy wearing a black uniform T-shirt of Shunfeng Express walking in his direction, but he didn't dare to recognize him.

Although the former Xiao Ke had ordinary facial features, he was fair and clean. It is not an exaggeration to say that his skin is like a boiled egg with its shell peeled off.

After more than a month of exposure to wind, sun, and rain, the boiled eggs that have been peeled off their shells have now turned into peeled preserved eggs. Su Pinmo was shocked but also a little bit disappointed.

But when Xiao Ke approached, he cheered up, smiled softly and charmingly, and said: "Ke Ke, you are finally back, I have been waiting for you for a long time."

Xiao Ke stopped five steps away from Su Pinmo, he was very surprised, but he was so tired and hungry after delivering the courier all day, he didn't even want to use the strength to make an expression, and asked feebly: "Come and see What can I do?"

"Driving by here, I remembered that you live in this community, so I came to see you." Su Pinmo asked: "Ke Ke, don't you invite me to sit up?"

Going downstairs to other people's house at night and asking this sentence is absolutely forced to rape or steal, let alone one person has plans for another person.

But Xiao Ke didn't understand, he nodded weakly, walked towards the access control of the building, swiped his card to open the door, he held on to prevent the door from springing back to close by himself, and let Su Pinmo go in first.

There is an 80-watt lamp on the top of the gate, which illuminates the area in front of the gate brightly. Su Pinmo looks at Xiao Ke under the light. Looking at it from such a close distance, Xiao Ke is really too dark. Dressed in black, wouldn't it be impossible to see people without light? !

"Ke Ke, why did your skin become so dark?" Su Pinmo walked into the gate of the building and asked reflexively.

"Bask in the sun every day, and you will definitely get tanned." Xiao Ke said angrily.

Su Pinmo followed Xiao Ke into the elevator, and the two of them had nothing to say until they reached the 15th floor.

As soon as they got out of the elevator, the two met Liu Yi who came out to throw garbage. Liu Yi raised her hand and greeted Xiao Ke enthusiastically: "Just came back? I came back late today!"

"Yeah." Xiao Ke yawned, "There are a lot of pieces today."

"Haven't you eaten yet? Are you going to eat takeaway again?" Liu Yi squinted at the big bag in Xiao Ke's hand.

Xiao Ke said a little impatiently: "I came back late, how can I have the mood to cook, and it's not like you don't know that my cooking skills are very poor."

"Then you go back to eat quickly, I'll go down and throw out the garbage." Liu Yi closed the door of his house and walked towards the elevator with two big bags of garbage, only then did he notice that there was another person in the corridor besides him and Xiao Ke , and this person is so familiar, he always feels that he has seen it somewhere.

"Xiao Ke, is this your friend?"

Xiao Ke looked back at Su Pinmo, and was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to answer Liu Yi's question.

Is Su Pinmo his friend?

...Probably not.

They never had a good communication, nor did they play games, chat, etc. like ordinary friends. It was Su Pinmo who was always teasing him and saying things that he liked, but he didn't take these words seriously at the same time. secretly happy.

At that time, he was still with Leng Mo, and Su Pinmo Shangguan Yayan said that they liked him, which made him secretly proud when facing Leng Mo—look, several people who are not inferior to Leng Mo say they like me , I am not as bad as those people around you say, you have to cherish me.

So many outstanding men like her at the same time, doing all kinds of romantic things and giving expensive gifts just to attract his attention, Xiao is proud and proud.

But I don't know when, these outstanding men have gradually appeared in his life less and less, until today when he suddenly saw Su Pinmo, he suddenly remembered those things that made him happy and a little bit unpleasant men.

"He...is my friend." Xiao Ke thought for a long time before deciding on Su Pinmo's identity.

What else could he say besides being a friend?

You can't tell Liu Yi that this person was his former suitor, right? !

If it wasn't for personal experience, even Xiao Ke himself would find it funny when he said this.

"Hello." Su Pinmo nodded politely to Liu Yi.

Liu Yi replied "Hello" in a daze. Although he asked Xiao Ke if this was his friend, he didn't believe that this was his friend at all.

This man is from a good background at first glance, with exquisite eyebrows and eyes, well-dressed clothes, and his gestures are full of elegance. Liu Yi uses his "golden eyes" that he has practiced in the business for nearly ten years to guarantee that the clothes on this man are definitely better than him in a month. The commission is much higher.

Such a person is actually friends with that dick Xiao Ke?

If it weren't for the conditions, he really wanted to say "this joke is quite funny".

"It's good...it's good..." Liu Yi smirked twice, his eloquence was stuck when he was running business, and he couldn't think of anything to say. He was embarrassed and ran away: "I'm going to throw out the trash first. ,Bye-Bye."

Su Pinmo politely helped press the elevator, Liu Yi was flattered, thanked him while staring at him for nothing.

The elevator was not moving on the 15th floor, and the door opened quickly. Liu Yi stepped in, pressed the button on the first floor and then frantically pressed the door-close button. That person looks so familiar, isn't that Su Pinmo, the president of Su Jin Group!" Many big Vs have sent his marketing drafts!

Liu Yi beat his feet and chest, and hammered the elevator wall with his head, "President Su, I actually let him go just like that, without talking too much, without handing over his business card, without even reporting his name. Aww Ugh, I want to go to SHI~~~”

The elevator opened on the first floor with a "ding", and several old ladies who had just finished dancing in the square stood outside, staring at the young man in the elevator going crazy.

Liu Yi who finally found something wrong: ⊙o⊙

"Young man, if you are sick and in pain, go to the hospital. It's dangerous to hit the elevator." An old lady said earnestly, "It's a bad idea to avoid medical treatment."

Liu Yi smirked, and hurried out of the elevator.

"This young man is very interesting." The old ladies laughed.

"The neighbor opposite you is very enthusiastic." Su Pinmo waited for Xiao Ke to open the door, and chatted casually.

Xiao Ke hummed in a low voice, opened the door and turned on all the light switches in the entrance, went in first to change the slippers, then took out a pair of new slippers from the shoe cabinet, and said: "Come in, these slippers are new Yes, never worn."

"Then I won't bother you." Su Pinmo closed the door after entering, lowered his head to put on his slippers, then raised his head...

His smile froze on his face: (￣△￣;)

The living room was brightly lit, so that every corner could be fully captured by Su Pinmo's eyes, and the scene made him stunned.

The first thing he saw was the TV wall. There was a brown stain on the light gray art wall. It looked like the height of the shape should be what the colored liquid splashed onto the wall.

There is a thin layer of dust on the white TV cabinet, and a few Coke cans are placed on the tall cabinet. Su Pinmo instantly seemed to understand what caused the stains on the wall, but he still didn’t understand how. .

His eyes moved from the TV wall to the sofa, which was even more messy and messy, so he couldn't look directly at it.

An air-conditioning quilt was placed in a mess on the sofa. A yellow patch on the quilt seemed to be an oil stain, and a few socks were thrown all over it.

The coffee table was full of snack bags, some were empty, and some still had residue in them. The trash can on the floor next to it was full of instant noodle buckets and takeaway boxes.

There are many empty boxes stacked in one corner of the living room, and the courier slips that have not been torn off are still attached to the boxes.

This is the scene of the living room, I don't know what the dining room and bedroom look like at the moment, but Su Pinmo said that he doesn't want to know at all, really, one!point!All!No!think!

"Sit whatever you want, I'll eat dinner first."

Xiao Ke's attitude was indifferent, he didn't ask Su Pinmo if he wanted some water, he pointed at the sofa casually, turned on the TV for him to watch, and walked to the restaurant by himself.

Su Pinmo stared at the direction Xiao Ke was pointing at. There were piles of air-conditioning quilts and a pillow, and half of a gray sock was exposed under the pillow. About a palm width away from the pillow, there was another sock and a... black rag ?

He wasn't sure what it was, and he didn't have the courage to go over to make sure. This place that seemed to be in a different dimension made him dizzy and uncomfortable.

Is Xiao Ke so rough in private? QAQ

no... no... no...

This is really disillusioned QAQ

Su Pinmo, as a domineering president who pursues extremely high quality of life and pays attention to exquisiteness like a pervert, can't convince himself to stay in this alien space for one more second. He stands at the entrance and refuses to take another step. The mobile phone frantically sends messages in the WeChat group "We are not familiar"——

[Mo Mo: Please someone call me now, I'm waiting online, it's urgent, begging [crying] [crying]]

Unexpectedly, the usually lively WeChat group was as quiet as a group of ghosts, no one responded to him, and naturally no calls came in.

It's very impolite to leave as soon as you arrive. He pretends to be in a hurry if he wants someone to call him, but those unscrupulous people ignore him! ! !

Su Pinmo was about to collapse, put on his own shoes, and put the slippers back into the shoe cabinet. As soon as he opened the door of the shoe cabinet, a stench came out. Poor President Su was caught off guard and almost vomited.

He held his breath, put the slippers in with strong willpower, then quickly withdrew his hand and closed the cabinet door. Then he stared at his right hand, always feeling that his right hand must be smelly, but he didn't have the courage to get close to smell it.

Su Pinmo was very conflicted—should he go through the living room and dining room to wash his hands in Xiao Ke's kitchen? !

But if he goes in to wash his hands, he has to change his slippers again, which means he has to open the door of the shoe cabinet again, smell the stench again, reach in again, and then come out after washing his hands and put on his own shoes , still have to open the door of the shoe cabinet, still smell the stench, and have to reach in...

Fuck, that hand was not in vain! ! !

Hands will be smelly anyway, why bother to torture yourself again... no, twice.

Su Pinmo: QAQ

Just when Su Pinmo decided to be cheeky and told Xiao Ke that he was in a hurry to leave, his cell phone rang, and in an instant, he felt that the ringtone of his cell phone was completely fairy music.

Xiao Ke came out of the restaurant when he heard the ringtone, and saw Su Pinmo still standing in the entrance, he was startled, then he heard Su Pinmo answer the phone and said to the person on the other end: "Qin Qu, are you looking for me so late? In a hurry?"

Qin Qu...

Xiao Ke tightly held the disposable chopsticks in his hand, and looked at Su Pinmo's impatient look with a blank face.

"Okay, okay, I'll go over now, you wait for me there, let's discuss together." Su Pinmo hung up the phone, and smiled at Xiao Ke, "Sorry, I have to deal with urgent matters at work, and I will come to your house as a guest another day."

"Well, I'll see you off." Xiao Ke walked towards the gate, ready to see off Su Pinmo.

"You haven't finished your meal yet? Don't send me off. Go and eat quickly. It won't taste good if it's cold." Su Pinmo opened the door as he spoke, and walked out quickly.

Xiao Ke stood at the entrance and did not go out, opened the door and watched Su Pinmo enter the elevator.

When Su Pinmo went out, he noticed a detail. Originally, Su Pinmo had changed into slippers, but he didn't change his shoes just after he opened the door and went out. Instead, he was wearing his own shoes.

Xiao Ke slammed the door shut the moment Su Pinmo entered the elevator, sneered and walked towards the restaurant——I don’t want to come and no one invites you, pretending to say that I have something urgent, why not go private with that little bitch Qin Tong? Yes, disgusting!

The author has something to say: Mr. Su is an exquisite pig boy. We have received such a huge blow this time, so pitiful.

The living room of the protagonist Shou is 1:1 restored to the living room of my single rough friend. I went there with a few friends and left a psychological shadow. I dare not step into his house again. I am so impressed that I want to describe a single rough When I was in Han’s pig house, I asked that buddy’s permission, and directly used his house in my deep memory. Although he argued that his house is not like this now, I don’t believe it. I’m so pitiful, too. need to touch