That heroic and unpretentious cannon fodder [Traveling]

A timely phone call from Qin Tong made Su Pinmo escape from Xiao Ke's house without too much embarrassment.

Want to ask why his call came in time? !

That's because he has a caring and good partner - the universe god.

When Su Pinmo sent a message in the WeChat group, he was still working overtime at the company for a purchasing meeting, and suddenly a row of three-dimensional characters in Taige style popped up in front of him—[Urgent Reminder: Su Pinmo was startled by Xiao Ke's true face, please Call him immediately]

Qin Tong was speechless, he was also scared beyond recognition by the God of the Universe who suddenly showed his presence!

But God of the Universe gave an urgent reminder, it must be a very important matter, Qin Tong ran out of the conference room to make a phone call on the pretext of going to the bathroom.

When the call was made, Su Pinmo on the other end answered it almost instantly, and then chattered on his own, without giving Qin Tong a chance to speak at all.

Qin Tong held up his mobile phone in a daze, suddenly he didn't want to have a meeting, and just wanted to gossip with Su Pinmo.

After all, Xiao Ke's true face is a godlike horse, and he can scare our Su Ba into such a cowardly state. Could it be that he will transform into a Super Saiyan?

Si Ji also received an urgent reminder from the God of the Universe. His call speed was a little slower than Qin Tong, so Su Pinmo received his call when he was entering the elevator.

Su Pinmo had already escaped from Xiao Ke's house, so when he answered Si Ji's call, he returned to his usual calmness, and said with a smile: "Ji Ji, you are too slow, your wife called me before you."

The answer Si Ji gave was to hang up the phone decisively and relentlessly.

——Are you the jj? (╬￣盘￣)

Su Pinmo put the phone in his trouser pocket, leisurely walked out of Shuiyunlinxi community, found his car in the parking space outside, opened the door and got in, just when he was about to drive away and decided not to go near this community in his life , A short message alert came from the mobile phone in his trouser pocket, and he took it out to see that it was Qin Qu @ him on WeChat.

[Yuhu Shuaiqihui: @墨梨Why did you let us call you?Why did you answer the phone incoherently? 】

[Mo Mo: Oh, don't mention it, if you talk too much, you will cry]

[Yuhu Shuai and Hui: What's not happy about you, tell us to make everyone happy]

[I am not familiar with Xiaohong: +1]

[Handsome beyond the sky: +2]

[Indifference: +3]

[I have an immortal attack: +4]

[Mo Mo: Get lost!When I need you, I play and disappear one by one, and now I don’t need you anymore]

[Yuhu Shuai and Hui: Suxiong, you say that, you have a feeling of throwing it away after use, which will cause us to disappear completely when you need us in the future]

[Mo Mo: You are the only breasts, can you type [hammer head]]

【Mathematical English: Crispy breasts hahahaha】

[Handsome beyond the sky: hello crisp breasts]

【I'm not familiar with Xiaohong: goodbye with crispy breasts】

【My celestial attack: [no problem.jpg]】

【Mo Mo: [Friends End.gif]】

[The old driver ran fast: Suxiong met Xiao Ke, I don't know what happened to them, Suxiong knelt down in tears and begged us to call him, I think he may have been trampled by Xiao Ke]

[Fengya Zhenjunzi: How did Xiao Ke ravage you. @墨墨]

【Kindness works hard and makes money: thinking carefully and fearing extremely】

[Maomu: Brother, don't think about it, let Suxiong tell us how he was ravaged. [Show teeth]]

【Xianglin: [laughing]】

[Thousands of Thunder and Thunder: Say it quickly, don't whine about it]

【Momo: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The more Su Pinmo didn't talk about it, the more curious everyone was, and they all expressed in the group that they would invite Su Xing to have supper and let him share his terrifying experience.

Is Su Ba always able to be bought with a supper?

Yes!

In the end, everyone had a heated debate in the group, and it was decided that other person AA would treat Mr. Su Ba to a supper, and he would share with everyone how he was ravaged by Xiao Ke.

If you eat supper in August, it must be delicious shrimp.

The people in the "we're not familiar with each other" group naturally walked together in the imperial capital, and a few people who were on a business trip to Yunan Province also came out of the hotel to find a place to eat delicious shrimp for supper.

Only Qin Tong is so miserable, there is no taste of shrimp, only a purchasing meeting that seems to be endless╥﹏╥

I don't know if it's just the Qin Group, or most of the companies in Huaxia Land are like this. They go off topic during meetings, and quarrel when they go off topic. A dozen people murmur together. This is not true at all. A meeting, this is when buying small vegetables in the vegetable market and discovering that unscrupulous vendors are short and short, and then everyone compares whose voice is louder.

Qin Tong's head hurts, and he misses the topic selection meeting in the publishing house very much. Their team meeting is so concise and clear, nothing else, just two words - complaining.

When Su Pinmo learned that Qin Tong took the time to call him during overtime meetings, he was so moved that he wanted to send him a pennant with the words "Help others for joy, contemporary Lei Feng".

[Mo Mo: @玉胡帅奇惠传友, you are righteous enough, since you can’t come to eat supper, then I will work harder and help you eat your share]

【Yuhu is handsome and intelligent: Hehe】

[Yuhu Shuai and Hui: You don’t need to work hard, my old driver will pack it for me]

[Old driver runs fast: Be good, call me after the meeting, I'll pick you up]

【Yuhu Shuaiqiehui: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

【Old driver runs fast: what a da】

Second Olympic!This can also show affection! ! !

Or can I wait to go back?Go back and do whatever you want.Is it interesting to come and go in the group!Interesting (╬￣dish￣)

Su Pinmo angrily threw the phone on the passenger seat, started the car and drove out of the parking space.

He decided that he would eat Qin Tong's share of crayfish later, even if he couldn't eat it, he would definitely not give Si Ji the chance to pack it away!

The traffic jam in the imperial capital at night is not as bad as during the day. In less than half an hour, Su Pinmo drove to the reserved crayfish supper restaurant. As soon as he walked into the box, he saw Si Ji who arrived first.

Su Pinmo: "..."

Si Ji: "..."

"Humph!"

"Ha ha!"

One was fed dog food for resentment, and the other was called jj for holding grudges. Neither of them wanted to speak first, and both felt that whoever spoke first would lose.

Immediately afterwards, the cousins ​​of the Feng family also arrived.

Feng Xiaoming laughed loudly as soon as he entered the door: "Xiao Chen can't come to eat delicious shrimp, I will take a photo and send it to him later."

"You guys came very quickly." Feng Lingtian pulled out a chair and sat down, and poured a glass of sour plum juice for himself and his stupid brother.

Zhao Qiyuan, Guo Linxiang, and Xi Jirou came together. Zhao Qiyuan also laughed when she came in: "Qin Que has to work overtime, and he can't eat delicious shrimp. It's good, so he should work more overtime."

Si Ji: "..."

Xuan Ting was the last one to arrive. As soon as he entered the door, Si Ji glared at him. If he also said something like "Qin Tong can't eat the flavored shrimp", he would pack all the flavored shrimps he ordered and take them home with him. The two ate together, and even took photos and sent them to the group of bastards.

"Qin..." Fortunately, Xuan Ting was clever. Seeing that Si Ji's eyes were not right, he abruptly retracted the words and asked Su Pinmo instead: "... dear, what happened to you and Xiao Ke?" ?”

Su Pinmo: "..." Why do you call me so disgustingly?I want to vomit!

Si Ji withdrew his gaze.

Xuan Ting breathed a sigh of relief: My good fellow, Si Ji's eyes are a bit scary!

The theme of this supper party was "Two or three things that Su Pinmo and Xiao Ke have to say about gossip".

"That's right, let me tell you what happened to you by Xiao Ke." Zhao Qiyuan was very interested.Although she has nothing to do with Xiao Ke now, as long as she knows that the little goblin is not doing well, she is very happy, and she is especially happy to hear the news that the little goblin is doing badly. It is simply an instinct engraved in her bones.

Everyone was very interested in this gossip, and they all stared at Su Pinmo with piercing eyes.

Su Pinmo said with difficulty: "You want to listen now? After listening, you may lose your appetite for flavored shrimp."

Wow, kaka, will it also affect your appetite?That has to be heard now wow! ——by three ladies who mumbled about losing weight.

"Don't hold back, tell me quickly." Si Ji urged.

All the flavored shrimps are on the table, so why are you hesitating.

"Then I'll tell you, don't blame me for your lack of appetite after listening to it." Su Pinmo looked at death as if at home, and recalled what happened an hour ago with difficulty, "When I was going home, I passed by Shuiyunlinxi Community and remembered Shangguan Said that he transferred a house here to Xiao Ke, so he asked Shangguan for the address..."

Following Su Pinmo's progressive narration as if telling a suspenseful story, everyone was so surprised that they even forgot to peel the crayfish in their hands.

then……

They found themselves listening to a story that had a "taste"...

"It really affects appetite." Xie Jirou wrinkled into a ball, feeling that the smell lingering on the tip of her nose was not the spicy taste of crayfish, but the "taste" in the story.

"Is the home of a single man really that bad?" Guo Linxiang asked, "Jixian also lives alone, but his apartment is always neat and tidy."

Feng Lingtian said: "It varies from person to person. Some people like to tidy up, while others are more lazy."

"Cut, crispy breasts, you are hypocritical." Feng Xiaoming was the only one present who was not affected by the "smell" story, "When I was still serving in the army, I destroyed a huge drug den on the border, and four drug dealers I lived in a small wooden house, and it was a mess inside, and it stinks... If you collect the smell, it can definitely be made into biological, chemical, and weaponry, do you want me to describe it to you in detail?"

Everyone raised their hands in surrender: "Please don't talk, please let me go."

They shouldn't be so curious and insist on letting Su Pinmo talk about it, this kind of "smell" thing should be buried in Su Pinmo's memory alone.

"Huh? Don't you all eat shrimp?" Feng Xiaoming pretended to be surprised.

Zhao Qiyuan waved her hands, her face turning green and then turning pale, she clutched her chest, ready to feel sick at any moment.

Feng Xiaoming happily pulled all the shrimps in front of him, and happily peeled the shrimps for himself and his cousin, but his cousin couldn't eat it either, so it was all too cheap for him.

It's all because Su Pinmo told the story so well (╬▔盘▔)

"Hey, tell me," Su Pinmo suddenly thought, "When Leng Mo and Xiao Ke lived together, did Xiao Ke do the same? And Shangguan, didn't he live with Xiao Ke too."

Zhao Qiyuan imitated Leng Mo's life in Xiao Ke's garbage dump, her face turned greener.

"Are you stupid, don't they both have an aunt who does hygiene at home?!" Xuan Ting rolled his eyes at Su Pinmo.

But he didn't expect Xiao Ke to live alone like this.But he can also understand, after all, he has to go out to deliver the courier during the day, and when he comes back at night, he is probably too tired to move, how can he do hygiene, and there is no one to take care of him, so the house is naturally a bit messy.

Su Pinmo took a sip of sour plum juice to suppress his shock, "Anyway, I don't want to go to Xiao Ke's house anymore."

"He didn't invite you either, you went to find the abuser yourself, who is to blame." Si Ji complained while packing the flavored shrimp on the table.

They ordered ten catties of prawns, but they lost their appetites because of a "tasteful" story, which made Feng Xiaoming and Qin Tong who didn't come.

Si Ji packed several boxes of shrimp and drove to the Qin Group Building to pick up his wife and go home.

"Wow, there are so many!" Qin Tong, who was dizzy from the meeting, revived with blood when he saw the delicious shrimp, and couldn't help the urge to eat shrimp while he was still in the car.

Back home, Si Ji waited kindly and lovingly for Qin Tong to finish eating the prawns before retelling Su Pinmo's "The Adventures of Xiao Ke's Family".

Qin Qu: ⊙o⊙

"There is still this kind of operation! Then let's throw Yu Wenjue and Xuan Ting at Xiao Ke's house for a visit, so we can go home!"

Si Ji poured cold water on it: "I observed Xuan Ting carefully, he doesn't seem to mind Xiao Ke's mess."

Qin Que suddenly froze.

Si Ji said again: "I guess Yu Wenjue saw it, and bought a lot of lazy artifacts for Xiao Ke to make him even more lazy."

Qin Tong couldn't be more listless.

"Can't they be as refined and elegant as Su Pinmo?"

"It's too demanding, it's unrealistic." Si Ji pulled Qin Tong up from the chair, led him to wash his hands, and even took him for a walk in the palace to digest his food.

Qin Tong walked along listlessly.

After turning around ten times, Si Ji dragged him upstairs to the bedroom, "After walking, let's do some other physical and mental exercises."

"what?"

Si Ji just smiled and said nothing.

It wasn't until Qin Que was pushed on the bed to take off his clothes that he realized what "other sports that are good for the body and mind" were, but it was too late.