This UP can't move

"Go to bed after washing up? Why don't you stay in bed all the time? You should go down to earth occasionally. If you have nothing to do, spend more time with Qian Fujin, who is lonely and cold."

"He, they have to wash up..."

In the bedroom of Ⅱ-119.

"wrong."

"Very wrong."

"Pretty wrong."

"It's only been three days since Mr. Yao cursed people online last time, and Su Xiaosi rushed home."

"Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that the greasy atmosphere between these two people has been raised by more than one level in an instant?"

"You are not alone. What our dog's nose is best at smelling is the sour smell of love."

"It's like glue."

"Honey mixed with oil."

"A little farewell is better than a newlywed."

"Boss Yao's house is so close to our dormitory, it only takes a few minutes to meet up."

"It's not a different place, what kind of video call is it?"

"Also playing every night."

In the open space in the middle of the dormitory, there was a small table, three small plastic benches, and three hairs that had just been washed and were still half-dried.

Qian Fujin's team got together and was calmly analyzing Yao and Su's increasingly excessive dog abuse in the past three days.

Jin Feng groaned: "In the past, it was all secretly poked and crooked."

Qian Hao couldn't bear to look directly at him: "Now directly abuse the dog."

Fu Chengcheng put on a face that read "Look, I'll say it", and concluded his speech: "Come on, read to me, Yao Jiu isrio."

At ten o'clock, the nightlife had just begun, but Qian Fujin's team was exhausted physically and mentally.

The three of them sighed in unison, put away the tables and chairs in silence, and climbed into the beds in a very desolate manner.

It was Su Qihan's turn to take a bath today, and he got into bed early after taking a bath.

The air-conditioning is refreshing and comfortable.

Su Qihan was lying on the bed wrapped in a quilt, with headphones hanging on, his chin resting on the back of his hand, staring at Yao Shuyu on the phone on the pillow, chatting with him in a low voice.

Yao Shuyu on the screen is not in the bedroom, but sitting in front of the computer in the study, and seems to be dealing with the problems left over from history that he can never finish.

He didn't stare at the camera motionlessly like Su Qihan, but only raised his eyes from time to time.

But Su Qihan felt that this was very good, because even if it wasn't face to face, it would make him feel embarrassed to keep looking at each other.

Moreover, Yao Shuyu glanced at him occasionally, and that look was really unbearable.

So Su Xiaosi completely ignored the growing resentment of the other three people in the dormitory.

Yao Shuyu propped her chin and sighed:

"After chasing it for so long, it can be regarded as letting me catch it."

Su Qihan was taken aback: "When did you chase, chase?"

Yao Shuyu was speechless for a while after hearing the words, and it took a long time to find a voice to ask back:

"You don't think I treat everyone the same as you? You wild brother and the others should cry."

Su Qihan recalled the time he spent with Yao Shuyu, realized the meaning of his words, and sweetened himself so much that he was about to bubble.

"Forget it, let's not talk about this." Yao Shuyu stopped the topic a little funny, just in time to see in the corner of the video screen, Qian Hao, the owner of bed No. [-] next door to Su Qihan, who was throwing off the mosquito net and turned onto the bed, the nimble figure unfortunately entered Looking at the mirror, he caught him straight, so he asked, "Is your bed ready to rest?"

Su Qihan laughed, aren't they "expensive" sleeping places?

He pursed his lips and rolled on the bed, only then was he willing to turn his head, quickly glanced at Qian Fujin, and answered Yao Shuyu, "They are all in bed."

Then he took off one earphone, propped up half of his body, amplified his voice slightly and asked:

"Are you guys going to rest?"

Bed No. [-] Fu Chengcheng: "Still asleep."

Jin Feng on the second bed: "Don't worry about us."

Qian Hao on the third bed: "You guys continue."

Su Qihan on the fourth bed: "Oh! Then turn off the lights when I go to the bathroom later."

Yao Shuyu answered the call through the air in his earphones:

"It's okay if they're going to sleep, just type and listen to me."

The corners of Su Qihan's mouth couldn't help but curl up: "Yes."

The three single dogs in the dormitory barely looked at each other, each covered by a quilt, facing the wall.

If you don't listen or watch, your heart won't hurt.

If it is said that many people on the Internet were on the sidelines about the "Gao Fei Yuan Zou" incident before, then from Su Qihan posting a thousand-character long blog to Yao Shuyu's positive post, the current public opinion is enough to describe it as one-sided.

The official blog of University A, who was constantly cueed before, issued a statement again, expressing strong condemnation of campus violence, slightly criticizing Yao Shuyu's inappropriate methods at the time of the incident, and greatly praising University A In the face of such evils, he has a clear resistance attitude, and also advocates Yao Shuyu's call for everyone to "don't deserve human flesh, this scum, he is not worthy".

The comments on Su Qihan's original blog are all shining with the brilliance of motherhood and humanistic care.

Even the old dog forced Yao Shuyu's comments to rarely see ridicule, and he was all supportive.

The smoky bullet screens in the first video of the Jin Li show were cleaned up, and everyone's attention finally returned to the show itself.

After supporting Yao and Jiu, the major UP masters advised everyone to learn barrage etiquette.

Quanli, who has always appeared wherever there is trouble, is not indiscriminate.

So far, this event, which is full of brain damage and has inexplicably attracted a wave of social attention, is finally not about whether Mr. Yao is a villain. The people's guns are unanimously aimed at the source of school violence.

Yao Shuyu, who was sued by the villain first and made a lot of trouble, after gaining a legitimate "cohabitant", the depression in his heart was almost gone.

All that remained was the distress for Su Qihan.

As for Su Qihan himself, although he exposed his scars in front of others, he was relieved to see that the matter caused by him was almost resolved satisfactorily in the end, and it did not cause Yao Shuyu any more trouble. , quite happy.

As for the bad things in the past, people will know when they know about it. Anyway, for him, the story has already been turned. Now he has a really friendly roommate, relatives and friends who really care about him, and a lover who really cares about him.

There is a new life that is too good to be true.

No more tinnitus from nervousness in a crowd, or shortness of breath in social situations.

Even if he falls short of the "cheerful and lively" standard, sometimes he is afraid to express his thoughts when communicating with others, and he will stutter when he panics, but he will never lock himself up to be a "dumb".

Although he missed the most beautiful middle school period in his life, the classmates and friends he met in the university were all taking him to experience the "campus life" that he had never experienced before.

Just because he didn't have it before, and because he came a bit late, he cherishes it all the more now, and takes seriously everything worth doing and everyone who treats him well.

Su Qihan thought, the pain he had suffered in the past, in exchange for Yao Shuyu who made him as sweet as honey every day, was actually a profit.

It was also a blessing in disguise that Yao Shuyu, who is a little older on the Internet, attracted another wave of fans.

Happy.

Tomorrow is the last day of military training, the whole morning will be used for rehearsal, and the military parade will be held at two o'clock in the afternoon.

After Yao Shuyu promised for the third time that he would come to see their military parade in the afternoon and take them out to the dormitory to have a rest, Su Qihan finally hung up the phone reluctantly.

Qian Fujin's three-dog team finally didn't have to jump left and right on the verge of suffocating themselves.

Xia Ziye stared at the list in her hand, excitedly elbowed Long Zixi next to her:

"I found it, I found it! Su Qihan... is that his name? He's in the Second Battalion and Second Company!"

"Then hurry up, you will be preempted by others in a while!"

Long Zixi's arm hurt quite a bit from the impact, but for the first time, she didn't want to bother with the old blind man, grabbed a loudspeaker, pulled Xia Ziye and charged towards a green sea on the playground.

Xia Ziye reported to the deputy secretary of the Youth League Committee who was standing aside and arranging work:

"Leave the first, second and third companies to us!"

The deputy secretary had no time to nod, and the two women with the same style were already a few steps away.

The little leader shook his head, and when he was condemning in his heart how unsteady young people are now, another person walked past him quickly, walking towards Xia Ziye and the others.

Too unstable.

"But...there are so many phalanxes, which one is the second battalion and second company?"

"The first battalion is in the first row, and the second battalion is of course..."

Xia Ziye answered the question with an obvious answer, rolled her eyes halfway but suddenly froze, turned her head to look at Long Zixi, and as expected, the latter also froze for a moment.

The two of them stopped and turned around, looking in the direction of the sudden voice——

A tall figure stood two steps behind them, the brim of the peaked cap cast shadows on the eyes and the bridge of the nose, but this did not prevent them from recognizing who was coming.

After all, with this figure and appearance, it is difficult not to be remembered.

"Brother?"

"Master!"

Yao Shuyu smiled, waved his hand politely and said hello:

"We meet again. You are going to the Second Battalion and Second Company. Can you take me with you?"

The military parade starts at two o'clock, and all assembly is required at one o'clock.

Xia Ziye, the student cadres of the youth league committee, and the student cadres of various departments of the student union were all assigned tasks today.

Except for the freshmen who need military training, the other grades have already started classes. The student cadres are arranged according to the class schedule, and they take turns to be on duty in the playground, doing work such as receiving leave slips, registration, and spot checks.

Today is different, all staff are required to take attendance, so the student cadres put on loudspeakers one after another, stood at the head of the resting team, and started roll call with the roster.

Normally, they can't disturb the freshmen's training if they have nothing to do. Xia Ziye and Long Zixi, who are not satisfied with watching from afar, were overjoyed to get this opportunity to be rewarded up close.

"Convenience and convenience!" Xia Ziye nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and started to elbow people again when he got excited, Long Zixi was shocked by the bump, and then said, "Senior brother, you want to find...that junior brother that day? "

She paused as she spoke.

It was almost called "the little cutie that day".

Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows and nodded.

Qian Hao was holding a sign with "Second Battalion and Second Company" in his hand. He stood at the front of the line, and the little green men resting on the spot at the back were all as if they had no bones. As long as the instructor was not there, the line would be distorted immediately. .

Most of the military training has been cloudy for more than a week. Although it is still hot and unbearable, it is better than being peeled by the scorching sun. The "beauty" began, and on the last day, they were rewarded with a cloudless and sunny day.

The kind that peels off in 5 minutes.

Qian Hao caught a glimpse of a few figures who were about to walk in front of the first company, so under the scorching sun, he greeted the second company's team with a loud voice:

"Okay, okay, everyone is standing up, the student council is coming to roll call!"

This pacesetter really wasn't doing it for fun.

Still have to work.

After sighing again, he caught a glimpse of a person walking towards him from the corner of the eye, Qian Hao thought to himself, the efficiency is quite high, and the name of a company has been counted so quickly.

Then he was patted on the shoulder vigorously.

"Little comrade, you have worked hard, the party and the people thank you."

Qian Hao opened his mouth, and numbly turned his head to glance at the next team. Xia Ziye and Long Zixi, two real student cadres with work badges hanging around their necks, were still doing roll call. They spoke quickly and kept looking at them. Look this way.

Qian Hao turned his face back, and saw that Yao Shuyu had already walked to the side of the team, and went to the middle with a strong purpose.As if sensing his gaze, she turned around and shook the Bing Kuo Luo she was holding in his hand.

Qian Hao's forehead twitched suddenly, and after holding back for a long time, he couldn't hold back, and shouted at the handsome figure:

"You should bring me a bottle too!"

With such a busy person, there is still time to abuse the dog.

The little green people turned their heads curiously to look at Yao Shuyu, who had "I am your senior brother" written all over his body, only to see that he stopped in the middle of the line, his eyes fixed on the back of his head.

Su Qihan was the second from the right. He was chatting with Fu Chengcheng on the left at this time. Jin Feng in the front row also crowded over to join in the fun, not paying attention to his surroundings.

Suddenly, both Fu Chengcheng and Jin Feng stopped talking, and stared behind him, showing apathetic expressions.

Then he returned to his place indifferently and stood up.

Out of sight out of mind.

Su Qihan felt baffled, and when he was about to turn around, a bottle of Coke was pressed against his cheek.

It was so cold that it made him shiver.

The little green man who was the first one from the right had consciously stepped back two steps and got into the row behind.

Su Qihan was wearing a military cap, a long-sleeved jacket and a belt. He was fully armed, and it was so hot that he was a bit sleepy when chatting before, but when he turned his head, he immediately regained his energy:

"Boss Yao! Why are you here? Don't you need to do an experiment today?"

Of course do.

Just slipped away again.

Coupled with the fact that I will go to City B tomorrow Friday, this weekend's weekend will be ruined again.

Yao Shuyu sighed in his heart, unscrewed the bottle cap, and handed it to him:

"I'm here to send snow in the charcoal."

Su Qihan took it and took a big gulp, his smoldering throat instantly felt comfortable. He drank too fast, a dark drop of water overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and rolled down to his chin.

Yao Shuyu stretched out his thumb and wiped it for him with some amusement.

slimy.

The people around cast their eyes probingly, or they were curious, or envious that he had ice cream to drink. Su Qihan felt a little embarrassed after knowing it, and asked:

"W-how did you find me?"

Yao Shuyu took the Coke, took a sip without hesitation, and pouted her chin towards the front of the line:

"I came here with your two senior sisters, otherwise I really couldn't find it."

"...Aww."

Su Qihan had no time to think about which two senior sisters they were, and just stared at the mouth of the bottle.

Just now Mr. Yao just drank what he drank?

Just drink it!

Yao Shuyu saw that he was stunned, his face was still a little red, he frowned slightly, reached out to lift his hat, touched his forehead, and touched the sweat of his hands as expected.

Momentary dissatisfaction: "Why did you let the assembly so early, it's a waste of suffering."

Su Qihan blinked, feeling a little embarrassed, buttoned his hat in a little panic, and pressed it even lower:

"No, nothing, it's the last day."

Yao Shuyu clicked his tongue and patted his head lightly:

"Okay, then hold on for a while, and I'll pick you up when it's over. Let's go home and turn on the air conditioner."

Su Qihan instantly felt hopeful, and nodded happily:

"Are you going to our bedroom?"

"No," Yao Shuyu shook his head, "I'll go to the stands above to watch your military parade."

Jin Feng turned around: "Hello, Chief."

Fu Chengcheng pushed the non-existent glasses frame on the bridge of his nose: "Sir, you have worked hard."

Qian Hao's voice is amplified through the speaker, which is quite penetrating:

"Quiet, quiet! Roll call!! Irrelevant personnel leave quickly!!!"

"Damn, Qian Xiaosan is really good." Yao Shuyu smiled and cursed with the corner of his mouth hooked, and said to them, "Then I'll go up first, little comrades, step forward and kick it well."

Fu Chengcheng: "Good sir."

Jin Feng: "Leader, walk slowly."

Yao Shuyu raised her eyebrows, and scratched Su Qihan's nose:

"Think about what you want to eat, and let me know when you think about it."

Then he walked away in a good mood.

Before leaving the team, he patted Qian Hao on the shoulder vigorously.

When passing by Xia Ziye and Long Zixi, they released a charming smile indiscriminately.

The shaking made them feel dizzy as if they had suffered from heat stroke.

However, Yao Shuyu didn't immediately go to watch the sun on the stage, but walked half a circle around the playground and found the shed set up by the school's new media department.

Minister Chen Yue, who personally went to the battle to direct the work, was surprised when he saw the person coming:

"Boss Yao? Why are you here?"

After thinking about it, he guessed again: "The school leader sent you to supervise our work?"

Hearing what he said, several committee members swept away their exhaustion and took up the posture of embracing the sun, full of energy:

"Senior brother Yao is good!"

Yao Shuyu and the new media department really have some fate.

When I was an undergraduate student in University C, I didn't mention being an official in this department. After I came to University A, I got acquainted here.

It stands to reason that students after undergraduate graduation have nothing to do with departments, clubs, etc., but it happened that the head of the new media at that time was a fan of Mr. Yao. After learning that he came to A University for graduate school, he was so happy that he was invited to go every three days. "Training" in the department.

Mainly video clips.

Who made Yao always be a good person? If you promise once, you will get twice.

The minister has changed several times, but he, Mr. Yao, is still unshakable and is invited to give lectures every year.

Especially when freshmen enroll every year and the department recruits new ones.

Their "business" is booming every year, and they have to wait in a long queue for interviews. Yao Shuyu is simply an outstanding contributor, and his contribution cannot be denied.

The school’s new media department is responsible for very important tasks, usually school-level activities, such as school sports meetings, military training, campus competitions, large-scale academic lectures, etc. In addition to the recording and broadcasting of activities, the pre-publicity and post-summary are all their work category.

There is a bit of a "professional counterpart" with Yao Shuyu.

Ever since she was named and asked by the fashionable school leaders to assist the new media department in the whole publicity work for the centennial celebration, Yao Shuyu gave up resistance, worked hard every year, and volunteered to help.

He is quite familiar with several student cadres in the department.

Quite respectable.

After all, he is old.

Yao Shuyu kindly waved at the juniors:

"No, I need your help today for some personal matters."

Chen Yue acted cutely: "Say what you say."

In his junior year, he is the minister who just took office this year. In the past, he stayed in the school-level department through multiple selections. When he was a small member, he listened to Yao Shuyu's lectures with a notebook. A training session Never been absent.

All in all, a little fan.

What is also rare is a little fan with a good attitude.

The kind that doesn't usually make fun of it.

Yao Shuyu blinked: "You guys have to follow the whole process of the military parade later, right?"

Chen Yue nodded.

Yao Shuyu asked: "Is it convenient for the information to be passed on to 'unrelated personnel'?"

"Convenience," Chen Yue nodded again, and explained, "Originally, I wanted to choose some to post on the official website's official account and official Weibo."

Yao Shuyu confirmed that she would not cause trouble to others, so she was not polite:

"Then help me pack a copy of the Second Battalion and Second Company."

"Hey, who does Mr. Yao have his eyes on?" Chen Yue hesitated for two seconds, and soon realized something was wrong, "Erlian? I remember that one, two, three, and four are all men, and five, six, seven, and eight are girls' formations." , Mr. Yao, do you remember wrongly?"

Yao Shuyu raised his eyebrows: "I remember correctly, the second battalion and the second company."

Chen Yue snorted, without thinking too much:

"No problem, do you want Erying Erlian.jpg or .avi?"

When Yao Shuyu heard avi, she didn't know where to go, she was silent for two seconds before answering:

"All."

Yao Shuyu chose a shaded position in the stands, sat down on a piece of paper, and then looked under the rostrum. As expected, she couldn't see who was who at all.

Everyone is the same green.

Yao Shuyu crossed her legs, thinking in a good mood, fortunately she was prepared.

He is confident that he can find the little flower of his family among the green bushes, but after all, it is too far away to see clearly.

Although sneak shots are not very good, it is always possible to leave some precious and legal video materials openly through legitimate channels, right?

What if Xiao Qihan wants to reminisce about his military training life in the future?

When the time comes, he will take out the photos and videos and show them in front of Xiao Qihan, how touching!What a surprise!Just thinking about it makes me cry!

Yao Shuyu was dreaming, but was suddenly interrupted.

The real chief, whose complexion is dark and red, coughed twice into the microphone, and cleared his throat:

"The instructor is in place!"

As soon as the words fell, the instructors of the two teams ran out from both sides of the rostrum neatly, and then stood in front of the right side of the phalanx they were in charge of.

The little green people subconsciously stood in a military posture when the chief spoke.

I was afraid that if one didn't stand up properly, half an hour would have to be added in the next second.

"whole team!"

The instructor who received the order immediately turned back, faced his team, and began to issue passwords. The playground became lively in an instant, and the voice of the password resounded through the sky. Come mentally.

The spirit of a soldier.

"Everyone has it!"

"Look to the right!"

"Take a break!"

"stand at attention!"

"The military parade will start soon, all phalanxes are ready!"

01:30, it hasn't started yet.

Because the school leaders are speaking.

The spiritual outlook that the little green people have finally brought out is almost worn away again.

It turns out that "the military parade officially begins at two o'clock" is the intention.

Yao Shuyu was almost roasted sitting in the shade.

Pity his little Qi Han, who is thin and tender.

"I announce! The 2019 National Defense Education and Training Parade is now beginning!"

The sharp whistle sounded in an instant, and the first battalion and one company, which were in the lead on the runway, immediately started to stand still, and then marched towards the rostrum arrogantly.

When passing the rostrum, the steps turned into positive steps, uniform, and the footsteps hit the ground heavily, stirring up fine dust, and the slogan was loud and passionate:

"One battalion and one company! Take the lead! Heroic and heroic! Go forward bravely!"

"one!--"

"two!--"

After shouting the slogan, walking forward changed back to stepping, and when it reached the marked position, it changed to running. At this time, it was necessary to change to a slogan that could close the footsteps. While shouting, it walked half a circle around the field, and finally stood at the back of the playground. Certainly.

Each subsequent company follows this process.

Yao Shuyu crossed her arms, feeling that these kids were quite imposing.

Shouting while running, with a strong sense of rhythm.

It would be nice to change the slogan to be serious.

"If you think military training is hard, think about the Red Army's [-]! The green sunshine is small and fresh, playing the strongest voice of the era!"

What's up?What the hell is this.

Forced to rhyme, reported.