This UP can't move

Yao Shuyu took off his backpack, stood at the door rubbing his shoulders, and entered the password with ease. As soon as he opened the door, he heard a burst of presumptuous, restrained, devilish and sensual laughter from the living room .

A dinosaur was hugging its big tail, stretched across the sofa, almost dying of laughter.

"Yo, it's coming so soon? I thought you had to grind." Jin Li pulled the elastic dinosaur tail to his face, wiped away the tears from laughing, looked at the entrance, and said with endless aftertaste, "Oh my mother, this sand sculpture and unpretentious variety show is really worth learning..."

After Yao Shuyu changed his shoes, he walked over with a blank face, glanced at Jin Li's dinosaur-style velvet one-piece pajamas, and then firmly kicked the dinosaur's ass:

"It's such a hot day, you dress like this, are you crazy?"

"My air conditioner is fully turned on!"

That's right, it's a bit similar to turning on the air conditioner and covering the quilt.

As soon as Jin Li let go of his hand, the big tail flicked softly onto Yao Shuyu who had just sat down, and was waved away in disgust the next second.

Yao Shuyu sent Su Qihan a message, put the phone aside, then took out his laptop from the bag, turned it on and put it on the coffee table in front of the sofa, and said with a displeased face:

"You better not ask me to come to the dinosaur show, or I might kill someone on the spot."

"My, my, I've delayed you going home to accompany the child." Jin Li lowered the volume of the TV, "Has he finished his military training today? Is it time to start classes? When will the live broadcast resume?"

Yao Shuyu didn't want to chat with him at all: "I should go back now before his dormitory closes."

Jin Li said earnestly: "I'm not talking about you, this kid, don't spoil him too much."

"You, a single dog, teach me how to raise children?" Yao Shuyu sneered, picked a bottle of coffee from the table, opened it and handed it to his mouth, "Then why don't you spoil children?"

Jin Li smirked: "Small trees need to be cut down, children need to be taken care of, and little boyfriends... can be pampered."

While drinking coffee comfortably, Yao Shuyu clicked on a file on the computer, and replied calmly:

"Then I pet him, it's fine."

Jin Li stared blankly with a funny face, and couldn't believe it for two seconds:

"Damn it! When did it happen? What did you do to him? You old bastard, he's still a kid! You, you, you..."

Yao Shuyu didn't seem to be able to hear his accusations, she remained motionless, only raised half of her eyebrows, silently flaunting the fact that he had left the group.

Jin Li, you have been there for a long time without you coming up with one, so I choked out a sentence:

"Drinking coffee at night, you still can't sleep!"

Yao Shuyu glanced at the cans of coffee that were obviously prepared by Jin Li on the table, and couldn't help but yell:

"Don't worry, I won't sleep with you."

Jin Li's face was numb: "For the Academy of Creation, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry."

Yao Shuyu had resentment in her heart: "The statistics list and program submissions are all on Friday. It's too unreasonable to record in half a day. How did you arrange it?"

Jin Li gritted his teeth: "Producer, I reported my plan to you. I was so perfunctory when I nodded and agreed. Now it's too late to regret it."

It's okay not to mention this, but Yao Shuyu gets angry when he mentions it:

"You can also call it a plan? Write me a 'specific recording time depends on the situation', how do I know that you are so inhumane?"

Jin Li explained: "If you arrive in the morning, record in the morning, and if you arrive in the afternoon, record in the afternoon. Isn't that enough 'depending on the situation'?"

Yao Shuyu supported his forehead: "Maybe think about Saturdays and Sundays? Why don't people study hard..."

Jin Li slapped the table and roared angrily: "Why don't you miss your Ph.D. supervisor when you go to see other people's military training? My guide program is at most [-] minutes long, and my team is responsible for editing it. I don't bother you to sing and I won't let you learn to dance, just sit there showing your face, and just say a few words, just like that, you still ask me to give up weekends? Are you worthy?!"

Yao Shuyu waved his hand and said without sincerity:

"I was wrong, I don't deserve it, come on, work, I still have a video to edit after discussing."

Jin Li snorted coldly: "I believe your evil, the little ace pigeon is still so diligent?"

Yao Shuyu gave him a blank look, didn't speak, and concentrated on looking at his computer screen.

This Thursday, in the afternoon, Yao Shuyu was sitting leisurely in the stands watching Su Qihan and their military training parade, but Jin Li pressed an unlucky phone call, crying, making trouble, and hanged himself today Just go to City B.

Because of the unpleasant episode of "Flying Far Away", videos about "Resisting Campus Violence" posted on Station F have sprung up like mushrooms in the past few days. "Drag" for a while, and now the popularity is also rising in a straight line.

This can't be done according to the script that was prepared before. We have to cue this matter in the show. As for how to cue to maximize the positive impact, Jin Li and Yao Shuyu have to work together.

Wait until Yao Shuyu arrives in City B on Friday morning to discuss. After the recording, he has to record and edit, so the time is a little tight.

So Jinli tidied up the guest room at home.

After the military training ended, Yao Shuyu took all the members of Ⅱ-119 out to have a good meal as agreed, and bought Bingkuoluo for Qian Fujin who had been stimulated before, and then agreed with Jin Li with a dark face. After sending Su Qihan back to the dormitory, he rushed to Jin Li's house in B city before 09:30 without stopping.

Jin Li twisted his tail in front of his body, sat cross-legged on the sofa, and said solemnly:

"Mocking must be mocking. I feel that you didn't enjoy the live broadcast that day, but you have to organically combine mocking and positive energy, and control it within 10 minutes... No, within 5 minutes, this is up to you."

Yao Shuyu turned to look at him: "Then don't talk about 'discussing' with me, just tell me to leave it to me?"

"Then what's the matter? What if you let go? Let me show the skylight?" Jin Li retorted seriously, thought for a while, and was a little angrily, "That Gao Fei doesn't even dare to fart now. I can’t close the game when I come out, and I just disappeared by playing alone, so this is over?”

Yao Shuyu sneered: "It's over? How can it be possible to get cheap from me?"

Gao Fei was not the only one who left alone, the three of them couldn't afford to walk around.

Let them also know how powerful Dad is.

Relying on the mysterious trust established by his ten-year friendship with Yao Shuyu, Jin Li had a premonition that the three of them might be in trouble, but he didn't ask him what methods he would take in private.

The topic returned to tomorrow's program, and Jin Li suggested:

"Hey, I looked at the list just now. I guess the video in the TOP1 in the ghost animal area is quite stable. It's probably the only one. You can use it to bring the opening."

Yao Shuyu heard the words and clicked on the homepage of Station F, and slid the mouse down:

"[Crazy Dance] Don't fight any more—you mean this?"

"Hmm, it gave the 'big brother' to ghosts, and the BGM used 'Mad Waves', I think it's quite suitable for this time." Jin Li thinks this idea is okay, "If you think it's okay, This video will be broadcast first.”

"Yes." Yao Shuyu watched the fighting and dancing for more than a minute, nodded, and opened his mouth to change the lyrics, "This 'Gao Fei Yuan Zou', the best should only be in the sky, how can there be much in the world?" In retrospect, waves of Sao operations came one after another, the strong wind took him to the sky, his IQ was burning, his heart was surging, don't hesitate, no matter how high he is, he is still a younger brother, he will not admit defeat and follow his steps... Fight and dance together ?”

"Okay, Shunliu." Jin Li snapped his fingers and started to shake along with the BGM, "You can just laugh like this, it's a deal, you're not allowed to improvise, at least let me have a foundation, otherwise it's not easy to answer... Crazy waves... Crazy waves!"

buzz - buzz -

Just as Jin Li was shaking, Yao Shuyu's mobile phone vibrated.

It was Su Qihan calling.

Yao Shuyu immediately picked it up:

"Hello? What's wrong?"

With the other hand, he turned off the video.

"The wild wave is an attitude! The wild wave is unrestrained..." Jin Li was still howling at the side, suddenly without the accompaniment, very upset, "Why did you stop, keep going!"

Su Qihan's stuttering voice came: "No... I, I just..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Jin Feng: "He just called to check on the post. He is alone and widowed, and they live together in the same room at night. It's really not reassuring."

Qian Hao also popped up: "Just now what did the manager say to stop? What are you two going to do?"

Fu Chengcheng gave advice calmly: "Mr. Yao, don't make mistakes."

Su Qihan: "..."

Yao Shuyu: "..."

"Hello, what's the matter? Let me tell you what's wrong with you guys. You think Xiao Qihan is using a public phone?" After a few seconds of bewildered silence, Yao Shuyu simply opened the public release, turned to Jin Li and said, "You, come here, and explain to my little boyfriend why you are so profligate."

Jin Lilang didn't move, leaned over tremblingly: "Hello? Xiao Shangjiu?"

But Xiao Shangjiu didn't have time to answer him.

Jin Feng: "Hi, General Manager! Good evening!"

Qian Hao: "You are full of energy today!"

Fu Chengcheng: "Boss Yao is ignorant, I'm causing you trouble!"

"...Hello," Jin Li explained dryly, a little at a loss for words, "Well, Mr. Yao is actually quite sensible, and I am even more sensible! Things that shouldn't happen are guaranteed not to happen, just a simple discussion. Tomorrow's program is for the creation of the academy, so my family will understand."

Jin Li took a look at Yao Shuyu's face, and snapped:

"By the way, although the CP between Mr. Yao and I is too fake, I personally think that Lao Lai's problem is quite serious. I suggest you visit him..."

People were sitting at home, and Lai Yin, whose pot came from the sky, sneezed vigorously.

Yao Shuyu gave him a blank look, turned off the speakerphone, and picked up the phone again, regardless of how many people were listening on the other end of the phone, she immediately clarified:

"Don't listen to him, it's all fake, only you are real."

Jin Li shook his goosebumps aside.

The natal family opened their mouths to catch the dog food flying from the sky.

"I, I know...then you guys should be busy, go to bed early, record the show tomorrow, wait, wait for you to come back."

Su Qihan didn't dare to talk to Yao Shuyu in front of Qian Fujin, so he hung up the phone with a blushing face.

Little boyfriend or something...really...

Wait, boy? !

Hands-free? !

Qian Fujin, they all heard? !

After Su Qihan hung up the phone, the trio of Qian Fujin, who urged others to call to check the post, rubbed their stomachs filled with dog food and parted ways, chatting with ease.

Jin Feng: "Damn it, tomorrow you don't have to compare with the birds. People gather at 07:30 every day. They are called individuals? I have to stay up all night today, and sleep in bed tomorrow. Two o'clock in the afternoon I am ashamed of my title of college student."

Qian Hao: "Me too...Damn, I finally don't have to go to the cafeteria to fight for food. It's just suffocating! To be killed by the eyes of the seniors and sisters who are leaving get out of class is too innocent. It's not that we want to rob, but we want to Just right!"

Fu Chengcheng: "Do you keep the military training uniforms in the locker? If you don't use them, why not give them to the volunteers of the Youth Association tomorrow and donate them together. I saw them promoting it today."

Jin Feng and Qian Hao were OK.

Su Qihan was still thinking, why no one questioned Mr. Yao's upright boy friend?Or did everyone think Yao was always joking, so they didn't care at all?

I don't know if they can accept two men falling in love, he thought to himself, forget it, don't be impatient, it's fine as a joke, and I'll explain it later.

"Qi Han? Su Xiaosi? Mr. Yao's little boyfriend?" Fu Chengcheng came over, reached out his hand and waved in front of the dazed Su Qihan, and asked, "Where's your military training uniform? Do you want to donate it together?"

"Ah," Su Qihan returned to his senses, "donate, donate together."

Then I noticed Fu Chengcheng's address, and I felt a little complicated for a moment. I didn't know how to explain it properly, so I had to bite the bullet and say:

"That, that is, Mr. Yao... likes to joke around, don't, don't care..."

Su Qihan said this to cover up the relationship between the two of them, not to hide it, he also really wanted to be able to confess to his friend, and more than anyone else, he wanted to be blessed by his friend.

But he hasn't figured out Qian Fujin's attitude, what if he can't accept it?Each of his friends was hard-won, so he wanted to wait for an opportune time to tell them.

But Qian Fujin sounds like another meaning——

Mr. Yao likes to feed you dog food. If you can, eat as much as you can. If you can’t eat more, pack it up and take it away. Anyway, it’s enough. Don’t be polite to Mr. Yao.

Fu Chengcheng said casually: "It's okay, you two should show off, it's pretty good."

Jin Feng was just starting a game, and in his busy schedule, he turned around and interjected: "Just get used to it, we can persevere."

Qian Hao stretched his waist and climbed onto the bed first: "As long as you are full, why not eat?"

Su Qihan: "?"

Su Qihan was dumbfounded: "No...I mean..."

Fu Chengcheng patted him on the head lovingly: "Needless to say, although Mr. Yao is a little bit of a dog, we all see how well he treats you, so don't worry."

The soul of Jin Feng's mother fan went online immediately: "If he bullies you, you can tell us that we can't do anything else. It is still possible to gather a crowd to make a few serial calls to him."

Su Qihan was dumbfounded: "You... When did you know? Yao, did Mr. Yao say it?"

Qian Hao poked his head from the bed: "Should he say it? We don't know how to see it ourselves?"

Jin Feng looked like "everything is under my control": "I won't mention the matter of swearing people online, since I went to your house... oh no, when your house made dumplings, I understood."

Su Qihan looked confused: "Understand, what do you understand?"

Wasn't it confirmed yet?

Fu Chengcheng's spectacle lenses reflect the light that symbolizes wisdom: "You two have locked up with me a long time ago. It's been so many years, the flowing CP, the iron Yao Jiu."

Su Qihan asked: "But Mr. Yao is also very kind to his friends..."

Qian Fujin almost said in unison: "That's different, besides you, who else has Mr. Yao been so special to? The eyes of the masses are sharp, and the nose of a dog is very sensitive."

Seeing that the three of them took it for granted, didn't feel uncomfortable at all, and were even in the mood to make fun of him, Su Qihan suddenly felt sore.

He said cautiously, "You...don't feel awkward?"

Biting his lips, he asked bluntly, "Don't you feel...disgusted?"

Qian Hao turned over and said speechlessly: "It's 9012, my parents are traveling abroad, and they still don't forget to hold a rainbow flag to participate in the parade."

Jin Feng tapped the keyboard loudly: "Disgusting, what disgusting, mom won't allow you to say that about yourself!"

Fu Chengcheng originally planned to take a bath, but upon hearing what Su Qihan said, he frowned quickly, dragged the bench beside him and sat down, and educated him earnestly:

"Your thinking is a little backward. It's not like our art. Although Mr. Yao is a little stingy, a little sarcastic, a little bad-tempered, a little bad at cooking, and a little doggy, but he is handsome! Good for you Ah! Since you like him, don't have these obstacles in your heart, do you hear me?"

Su Qihan not only didn't get angry when he heard him scold Mr. Yao like this, but also burst out laughing, and said, "I won't, don't worry."

With steam in his eyes, he said sincerely:

"Thank you. And Jin Xiaoer, Qian Xiaosan, thank you, really."

Jin Feng clicked his tongue and said in dissatisfaction: "What are you being so polite about?"

Qian Hao waved his hand at him, turned around and went to play with himself without saying a word.

Fu Chengcheng smiled gently, patted him on the shoulder, took a towel and a change of clothes, stood up and went to take a shower.

Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, Su Qihan quickly sucked his nose.

Was, was out of the closet.

Everyone accepts it, and no one has to lose, which is really great.

At 11:30 in the evening, the electricity in the dormitory was cut off on time, only the air conditioner with independent circuit was still working hard, blowing cold wind.

Jin Feng and Qian Hao, who vowed to have a bad day tonight, had already fallen asleep. Fu Chengcheng had a relatively fixed schedule and fell asleep. Su Qihan, like them, didn't get excited for a long time. Under hypnosis, I fell asleep early.

Under the ravages of hunger, no one can sleep until two o'clock in the afternoon the next day. It is really ashamed of the title of "college student".

It's close to lunch time.

With messy curly hair that had been suppressed by a military cap for ten days, Qian Hao stood with his hips akimbo by the pool on the balcony, brushing his teeth while saying inarticulately:

"Without the military training uniform, I really don't know what to wear for a while..."

Jin Feng stood next to him in the same posture, and muttered inarticulately:

"I thought at least I wouldn't eat in the cafeteria before class started, but I didn't expect to have to grab food today."

Fu Chengcheng stood by the door with arms folded, and urged, "Can't you two hurry up?"

Qian Hao: "I kind of miss Fu Xiaoyi, who was a little bit shy at the beginning of school."

Jin Feng: "Me too."

Su Qihan smiled: "It's okay, there's still time, let's go to the cafeteria to have a meal first, the time is just right."

After spitting out the foam in their mouths, Jin Feng and Qian Hao couldn't stop complaining:

"Can't you let us be salted fish for a day? What kind of medical examination?"

"Who made it in time for the weekend? If you want to go tomorrow, will the school hospital open for you?"

"Ah...I really miss Mr. Yao's takeaway food..."

"Speaking of Mr. Yao, he doesn't work in the lab for two or three days. It's fine if he doesn't update the video. Let me ask, can he still graduate with a doctorate?"

"Could it be possible, what if he's just superficially beautiful, but actually working hard behind the scenes?"

Su Qihan interrupted them with a suppressed smile, handed over the phone, and said:

"Mr. Yao submitted a video at 01:30 in the morning, well, it seems that he really worked hard behind our backs."

Jin Feng took the phone: "Updated?"

Qian Hao: "Really?"

Fu Chengcheng also came over: "Let me see?"

Although Su Qihan had already watched it, he still leaned over, ready to watch it again with them.

Jin Feng dragged the progress bar to the very beginning, and then played this video titled "[Mr. Yao] Have you learned the correct military training posture?"

At the beginning, it was a serious military parade. The long-range lens captured a certain company’s goose step when it passed the rostrum. The steps were neat, the slogans were loud, and the momentum was shocking.

Qian Hao, the pacesetter, was startled: "Damn, isn't this our company? Although I can't see my face clearly, I know myself!"

Just when they all thought it was a military training documentary, the scene suddenly changed, and it was in front of the two armies facing each other.

The BGM sounded at the right time:

"If you didn't suddenly let me stand in a military posture, how could I let go of my hard-working acting skills."

A line of subtitles appears in the lower right corner——

BGM: "Green", sung by: Wang Situ & Zhuge Villager.

When everyone was thinking about how much money this had to do with the military training, the scene jumped to the green playground, but it was not the playground of University A, and it should have been edited from an online video.

A student who was standing in a military posture fell to the ground with a thud. The student next to him took a look at him and fell to the ground with a thud. The student next to him followed suit and continued to flop, falling four times in a row.

BGM: "It's a lie to say it's not painful, after all, my butt is also made of meat."

After this scene was played, it was played backwards and then fell again, and then the three students in the back row exchanged glances, and they flew up in unison, giving the only three standing people in the front row together. Kicked down.

BGM: "When you left, the exhaustion in my heart turned into happiness."

Then, a little green man was dragged out of the team, publicly executed and kicked, and kicked a fellow soldier. The comrades behind him wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh.

BGM: "It would be a lie to say that I don't feel sad, if I'm really not that stupid."

The instructor gave a demonstrative demonstration, and the little green man continued to hold hands and feet together.

BGM: "Training a soulless person, the world is black."

In pairs, a dozen or so pairs of little green men do push-ups on top of each other.

Wang Situ sang affectionately: "If you hadn't suddenly broken into my life, how could I let go of the loneliness I've been guarding."

The instructor gave an order to turn left. In this row, three turned left and four turned right. The middle one originally turned right, but after a few seconds of hesitation, he turned left again.

Villager Zhuge: "Teach me whatever you teach me, and if I do what you teach me indiscriminately, I'll take left and right as if you're fixing my body."

Hong Shixian interjected: "You are so coquettish."

……

Qian Fujin couldn't help laughing when he saw the same hands and feet. Jin Feng said:

"Your Mr. Yao is really a wonderful person."

Fu Chengcheng rolled his eyes: "I didn't forget to mock us in the next video."

Qian Hao thought for a while, then backed down and said, "For the sake of my handsome appearance, I choose to forgive him."

At the end of the video, there is a scene where the little green people rushed to the cafeteria to grab food, and there was a sea of ​​people.

BGM: "From now on, you are only green in my heart."