This UP can't move

[I thought Mr. Yao would be disconnected for half a year after he voted for a paddling video]

[I never expected it to be aired in the past three or four days]

【Come and see the result】

[It's Mr. Yao's live broadcast room, right? ? ?What about Mr. Yao? 】

[This mood is really full of twists and turns]

【Recently such a high yield is really touched. It's all thanks to Xiao Shangjiu 233】

【I almost forgot who my husband is】

[Hi, I just came here and I haven't figured out the situation yet, may I ask if this live broadcast room will be the joint property of the husband and wife in the future?]

【Common property that muddy】

"Ah... Hello, newcomers, yes, this is Mr. Yao's live broadcast room." Su Qihan sat in front of the computer desk, pointed the camera at the FireUP commemorative pillow he was holding in his hand, and was a little dazed, " You didn't make a mistake, it should be me who made a mistake..."

It's not that he doesn't want to hug Ah Huo, it's because Ah Huo is too big, once he puts it on a chair, he has no place to sit.

Anyway, Ah Huo's small Q-version character is also printed on the pillow, which is soft and easy to pinch.

If you win his heart, let it appear on the screen.

【233 It's okay if you go wrong】

【Did you go to the wrong room at home】

【I wanted to go to the kitchen but went into the study】

【I also want to have this soft fufu pillow】

【But I am different, I want to have the hands that pinch the pillow】

Although the water friends couldn't see it, Su Qihan still blinked mischievously:

"Well, actually, Mr. Yao sent me here temporarily to show him the scene."

[Looking at the scene? ? ? 】

[233 Is Xiao Shangjiu Mr. Yao's pony?]

【Follow Zongchao Yao and promise not to be stabbed】

[Little pony doesn't need to go to class? 】

【Are you still used to school, cutie】

"He was a little delayed in the experiment before. He spent the weekend in the laboratory and didn't have time to broadcast. Today, he sent the bacteria to a constant temperature culture. But, he can take a day off and come back soon, so let me hang up in the live broadcast room first. Let's chat with you guys."

"I only have one class this afternoon, and I came back right after. I'm quite, quite used to it, thank you everyone."

"Let's play a song for you, just, just Mr. Yao's playlist, okay? I think it's pretty good, big, let's go and collect it? The ID is the same."

The first time I asked for a collection, I was a little blushing.

Although it was for Mr. Yao.

[Hahaha Mr. Yao, I can sing those little broken songs]

[Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

【Okay, I can collect it, can't I】

"Thanks to 'A Fairy Duck' for sending me a cheeseburger! Thanks to 'Mountain Rain is coming' for sending me a pack of French fries! Thanks to other water friends for the small gifts!" Su Qihan looked at the popularity of the live broadcast and ran slowly 10w went, and quickly picked up the pillow and pointed it at the camera. By pinching, the Q version of Ah Huo on it bowed to the water friends, "Well, thank you."

【cute! ! ! 】

[Brothers and sisters, get gifts! ! ! 】

[Is 233 my illusion? Xiao Shangjiu was never so happy when he received a gift when he was live broadcasting.]

[Look at my husband receiving a lot of gifts! 】

I don't blame the water friends for making a fuss, after all, Su Qihan never asks for gifts during his live broadcast, and he doesn't really want the water friends to give him too expensive, but it's different in Yao Shuyu's live broadcast room, and thank you as soon as a gift is given out , I'm afraid that if I thank you late, people won't give it away.

[Mr. Yao's output is not enough to show his face on the ninth day to make up for it]

[Show us a face, woo woo woo]

[Have you ever had military training? Why is it not black enough?]

[?How dark do you want? ? ? 】

"T-really had military training, it was miserable! I just wore long-sleeved trousers and a hat, and the days were sultry and cloudy, so I didn't get too tan."

Su Qihan looked down at his hands, and felt that his skin color didn't seem to have changed significantly, but in order to prove that he had participated in the military training well, he moved closer to the camera, pulled the neckline down, and stretched out his index finger with the other hand, above and below the collarbone Click on each of them lightly:

"The neck is still more obvious. Here and here are two or two colors."

Although Yao Shuyu is equipped with an invincible high-definition camera, in fact he has not been exaggerated "black and white", and the picture is inevitably distorted during the transmission process. It's even less obvious.

To be honest, when Su Qihan stretched out his hand, no one paid attention to the matter of tanning or not. Everyone's eyes were glued to the screen, staring carefully at the white and tender neck——

Healthy and white, still very delicate, clean and free of acne, like tender tofu just taken out of the water, coupled with a pair of delicate collarbones that are looming, it seems to be talking to the water friends who are hard to fill through the screen clamor:

Come on, my neck is exposed, how can I not bite?

Unconscious teasing is the best teasing technique.

Can kill invisible.

【awsl】

【Ah Wei why did you die again】

【Sudden lust】

【Why is my word yellow】

[What are the screenshots for! !I'm stunned! ! 】

[Mom doesn't allow you to do this kind of action, you are still a child! ! ! 】

【Prepare a box of type B blood for me very urgently】

[Panda blood died in situ]

[No warning!Not a drill!Bring your own blood bag! 】

[Is this the legendary swan neck? I am the first to slip]

[Rounding up and driving a car and not accepting rebuttals, I already have the evidence]

"Little Ajiu, I've only been away for a long time... What are you planning to do?"

Yao Shuyu pushed open the study door, which was ajar, with a large flat box in one hand and one hand in his pocket, leaning on the doorframe and raising his eyebrows at Su Qihan.

Su Qihan was still scratching at the neckline.

Yao Shuyu was very, very, very, quite upset.

As soon as he opened the door and came in, he saw this scene, and it was during the live broadcast. In other words, let those messy water friends show his little Qi Han's white and tender neck first.

Yao Shuyu walked to the computer in a few steps, and looked down at the number of people online.

Very good, 8w, still rising.

He can now go online and answer "What kind of experience is it like to be cuckolded by tens of thousands of people".

Before Su Qihan had time to take a look at the barrage, Yao Shuyu entered the room, so he didn't notice that the water friends were blowing up the pot with various postures and entry points, and asked with a smile:

"Are you back? I let you? Well... what do you want to eat tonight?"

Yao Shuyu lowered her head to look at Su Qihan's exposed neck, which looked delicious at first glance, and the look of joy on his face.

My heart tensed at first, and then softened again.

Because he went home early, so is he happy?

It's too...cute, I decided not to be angry.

But I still have to educate myself, what does it look like to pull the collar of the clothes at the camera twice in three days.

He handed the box in his hand to Su Qihan and said:

"You play for a while, I'm going to change clothes, you take this off yourself."

"What is this?" Su Qihan was stunned for a moment, then took it, saw the familiar trademark logo on the tape wrapped around the express box, and suddenly opened his eyes wide, "...board, board?"

"Well, didn't you say you wanted to get a new one before? I don't understand, so I went to ask the friend who asked the dog sauce. They said that this brand is easy to use. Try it and see if it goes well."

Yao Shuyu patted the top of Su Qihan's head, and felt perplexed after the pat, and raised his hand to help him straighten his slightly messy collar, and said earnestly:

"It's getting colder in the future, so put on your clothes. And what about you... Do you know how to surf the Internet in a civilized way? Don't worry about tidying up."

"Ah? Ah."

Su Qihan didn't have time to think about the meanings contained in the phrase "Civilized Internet Access", and he didn't know where he "didn't clean up".

His mind is full of...

This brand is so expensive, so expensive, so expensive.

Good heart water good heart water good heart water.

Really good surprise good surprise good surprise.

After Yao Shuyu "severely disciplined" her little boyfriend, she turned and went to the bedroom to change clothes.

Su Qihan stared at his chic and handsome back, and sighed from the bottom of his heart:

"Boss Yao, you are so kind!!!"

[Mr. Yao: Are you going to turn the world upside down?Fortunately, I came back early]

【Mr. Yao remembers to dress properly when he is at home, as for when he is not...】

【Smile gradually metamorphoses】

【Sexy Mr. Yao Online Tube Wife】

[Hahahahaha it's okay to surf the Internet in a civilized manner]

[Yao Law-abiding and good citizen I always advise you to surf the Internet in a civilized manner]

[Please be sure to clean up Xiao Shangjiu in this way! ! ! 】

[I can smell a strong smell of vinegar through the screen]

[I will show you how to eat dog food in the air, thank you]

[President Yao bought something for Xiao Shangjiu, such a big box]

[What board is asking for popular science]

[This is a hand-painted board, right? ? ? 】

[Fucking Xiao Shangjiu still has this skill? 】

[I don’t know if there is such a skill, anyway, the card-issuing skill is online again 233]

Although the live broadcast was still going on, Su Qihan couldn't hold back his desire to unpack the express delivery. He reached out and found a small knife from the small tool box on the table, and removed the packing box , proficient in posture, and fully equipped with the personal qualities of recording unboxing videos.

But after unpacking the box, the task assigned by Mr. Yao to "chat with water friends" still needs to be done well.

"Yes! It's a hand-painted board." Su Qihan took the time to glance at the bullet screen, the content of Mr. Yao's online management of his wife has been brushed up, and his eyes are full of curiosity about what it is, "The first hand-painted board in my life Board, originally wanted to buy this brand, but, but it’s a bit expensive, so I’m not willing.”

He carefully took out the contents of the box, took out the instruction manual and looked at it, and then he couldn't put it down, looked at it carefully over and over again, and had no end of fun:

"I've been fascinated by this one for a long time! I've made up my mind to pull the weeds! But I'm a little hesitant because of the price... Ah, Mr. Yao really..."

"It's great, I don't have to make my own decision." Su Qihan couldn't hold back the upturned corners of his mouth, so he simply showed a big smile with joy, "Just transfer the money to Mr. Yao. I don't, I don't think so." Distressed."

[I searched with the mentality of how expensive it can be]

[I came back with the mentality that I really can’t afford it]

[Is this what you mean by transferring money to your family so you don’t feel bad? 】

【233 What kind of cutie is this?】

[This logic is awesome! 】

[Mr. Yao has since lost his stinginess, which is one of the few cute spots]

[The door still needs to be opened mainly depends on who the target is]

[By contrast, Ryan is such a miserable man]

【Meow meow meow?What happened to our old Lai? 】

【Sister hhh, you don’t know yet】

[Mr. Yao tipped 27380 small gold beads in Ryan's live broadcast room last night, equivalent to RMB 27]

【Is it so accurate】

[It is said that it was exchanged with the remaining fraction of the withdrawn pearls]

[Ten years of hand in hand through thick and thin? ? ? 】

At this moment, a barrage wearing the title of "Captain" with its own special effects floated across the live broadcast room with great fanfare.

On the independent live broadcast platform of station F, each anchor has its own "fleet" in the live broadcast room, and water friends can board the ship after buying a "ticket". a grade.

Of course, there are also three prices.

These few UP masters who play well are almost all listed on the fleet rankings of each other's live broadcast room. Everyone buys and plays with each other, and mixes a degree of intimacy.

Generally, it means to buy a "Captain", and the level of "General" is still reserved for fanatical fans.

[Captain] Ryan Lahne: I seem to hear someone say I'm handsome?

The barrage suddenly became more joyful.

【Someone is saying you are miserable】

[Welcome Lao Lai to Mr. Yao's live broadcast room]

[It is the husband and wife file of Mr. Yao and Xiao Shangjiu]

【Is Ryan going to reward Mr. Yao 28w today to relieve his hatred】

【They didn't bring Ryan to play, Ryan came to play with them by himself】

【This is even worse 233】

【Ryan is really a miserable man】

[Not one of the worst in CP]

Su Qihan was holding his beloved board in his hand, of course he also noticed this gaudy barrage:

"Ah, it's Ryan, hello, Mr. Yao will be back soon."

Although Lai, the worst in history, CP, En didn't know why everyone knew that he was miserable all of a sudden, but he still agreed with this conclusion, so he continued to bombard him.

[Captain] Ryan Lahne: It's great that Mr. Yao is not here

[Captain] Ryan Lahne: I don't want to play with the old dog at all

【Hello? ?What's up? ? 】

[If you don't want to play with Mr. Yao, why don't you come to Mr. Yao's live broadcast room to have fun? 】

【Lai·Mouth Dislike Body Straight·Front Dishes·En】

[Captain] Ryan Lahne: Can I say hello to Xiao Shangjiu?

[Captain] Ryan Lahne: Hey little Shangjiu, the board you said to buy last time has arrived?

"Yeah," Su Qihan scratched his hair in embarrassment, although everyone couldn't see it, then leaned the board beside the table, and said honestly, "Boss Yao bought it."

[Captain] Lahne: Oh

Su Qihan stared at the word "oh" indifferently, and then looked at the gift reminder that popped up on the screen, stuttered a bit, but still gave Lai Yin enough face:

"Uh, thank you, thank you for the 2, 28w little golden beads that Ryan rewarded just now."

【Lian's Revenge】

【Hahahahaha, no more xswl】

【A Ryan lost his dream】

[Lyan: I don't need to ask tm]

【Blood loss six cents】

At this time, Yao Shuyu, who had changed his clothes, came late, and Su Qihan explained to the barrage, uh, mainly to Lai Yin:

"Boss Yao is back."

Then he turned around and informed Yao Shuyu, and by the way invited Lai Yin a credit:

"Ryan came to play with you in the live broadcast room, and even tipped you."

"Tch, it's Lao Lai, that's the one," Yao Shuyu slowly swayed to the computer, guessing blindly, "28w little Jinzhu?"

【hahahahahahahahaha】

【I will repay you, Ryan knows it well, Mr. Yao】

[There is no need to show tacit understanding in such strange places 8]

[Captain] Lahne: Lian Mai, YY, Xiao Shangjiu is here, I promise not to scold you

In the live broadcast room of station F, it is not possible to directly hold water friends on the mic, except that the exclusive program similar to the one produced by Manager Kim last time can be special. It doesn't work either.

So if you want to even play with Mai, you usually have to go through YY. If you find it troublesome, you can answer voice calls on WeChat on the computer.

Yao Shuyu leaned over the table and took a look at the barrage, and then lifted the camera up. Unfortunately, Su Qihan was caught in the mirror for two seconds, so he quickly stood up in a panic, gave the chair to Yao Shuyu, and pulled him again. Sit down, then stuff the pillow balls behind his back, say "I'm going to prepare for the live broadcast" and slip away.

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah the front of Xiao Shangjiu! 】

[I intercepted it! 】

[As expected of an invincible high-definition face licking must-have]

【Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, This Boy Is It Too Pretty】

【I’m a fan, yes, I’m so superficial】

[I finally saw my husband again! 】

【Husband ah ah ah ah】

【Husband, you are here! 】

【Husband, when did you show Xiao Shangjiu on camera】

Yao Shuyu pursed her lips, stretched out her hand in a good mood and adjusted the camera, letting her handsome face appear in the audience's field of vision without reservation, then raised half of her eyebrows triumphantly and said:

"Let him appear on camera? I really can't decide. My little Ajiu is good at everything, but she is too thin-skinned and easily shy. Some people... can learn."

While speaking, he moved the mouse and connected to the microphone on YY.

Lai Yin's numb and indifferent voice sounded in the live broadcast room:

"Boss Yao, your uncle."

"Huh?" Yao Shuyu continued to raise his eyebrows, "Why do I call you uncle?"

There is no need for barrage posting at all, Lai Yin himself said:

"... Ryan quit your live broadcast room."

Yao Shuyu didn't hold back, and smiled lightly, and the bullet screen was full of clamor for contracting.

"Let's talk," Yao Shuyu skillfully opened the Bobo interface in the bookmark page, hanging in the Shangjiu live broadcast room, "Why are you here?"

This operation was naturally seen by the water friends.

[I still haven't forgotten to squat on the nine live broadcast]

[I feel sorry for Ryan for three seconds]

"I'm bored at work, so I asked you to play games." Lai Yin glanced at the bullet screen and felt sorry for himself, and couldn't help complaining, "He is only five meters away from you in a straight line, and you still hang a fart live broadcast."

[Sexy brats are jealous online]

【You have finally become someone else's man】

Yao Shuyu ignored him: "What are you playing? Just right, I haven't played it for a long time."

[True, I know, Mr. Yao]

[You also know that you haven't broadcast it for a long time? 】

Lai Yin has long been used to being ignored: "Playing and eating?"

The water friends instantly got ambiguous, and the barrage was full of hahahaha.

Yao Shuyu looked indifferent: "Let's not talk about chicken."

"Yes, yes, civilization, you and me." Lai Yin was speechless for a while, "On the number."

Yao Shuyu said, "No, it won't be aired for that long."

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[A round of 10 minutes is amazing, you told me it won't last that long? 】

He explained it with a rare good temper:

"It's past four o'clock, and I have to watch Xiao Ah Jiu's live broadcast later."

Lai Yin roared with a hint of sadness: "Can't you move to the next door and watch it directly! You have to spread dog food here! Ten years of hand in hand! We are in the same boat through thick and thin! Heartless and unjust! They are all fed to the dogs!"

"Is this boat still unsinkable? If it is not, I will help you." Yao Shuyu was most annoyed that Lai Yin didn't have a single point in his ten sentences, "Hurry up, little teacher Ajiu will have to check my notes later."

【233 Why does Mr. Yao dislike Ryan so much? Is it because he talks too much?】

[Talking tuberculosis is not worthy of owning Mr. Yao]

[Did Mr. Yao also abandon the chaff today?]

【hhh so cute, take notes or something】

[When will President Yao give us a look at your food notes]

【Yao-style food production flow chart】

Lai Yin endured the pain: "Then masturbate, masturbate."

"No masturbation." Sure enough, Yao Shuyu ruthlessly refused, "It's not enough to drive twice."

Lai Yin took a deep breath: "Then what are you talking about playing?"

Yao Shuyu thought about it seriously.

Hearthstone randomly selects a well-matched opponent, and the auto chess queue is also random, so it is impossible to play together.

After much deliberation, Yao Shuyu had a flash of inspiration:

"Ask what Kim and wild brother are doing."

Lai Yin was stunned, and asked, "I'm not enough for you to play with? What are you going to do?"

Yao Shuyu tapped the table lightly with her fingers:

"Save a round of exciting and exciting mahjong, fight to the end, and bet on a small gold bead, 28w."

Lai Yin was silent for two seconds, feeling hopeless: "Is it too late for me to go back to work?"

Five minutes later, there were two more "Captains" in Mr. Yao's live broadcast room.

Lai Yin was full of anger: "Nine tubes! No more!"

Jin Li's momentum is not lost: "Touch! Bring it to you, Yaoji."

Ye Jun followed the prompt of Happy Mahjong: "Just play forty... forty thousand?"

Yao Shuyu is waiting for the [-] that must be paid out, with quick eyes and quick hands:

"Take one! Each person has two pieces of rain money, touch one more, and give me a good boy... Hey, what did I say, I'm fooling around! Tsk tsk tsk, put the money on the bar, you boss Yao is so lucky, Ou No Europe? Buddha or Buddha?"

BGM: Oh, oh, I accidentally played cards again.

Yao Shuyu, Lai Yin, Jin Li, and Ye Jun, four well-known UP hosts with obsessed mental states, connected to Mai on YY, playing the Sparrow God Contest.

[Today's general manager is also full of energy! 】

[Fatty, you are a master Huang, so don't play with these three old drivers]

[Be careful to lose from 180 catties to [-] catties]

[Who am I where am I doing]

【Why should I watch four sand sculptures playing mahjong here】

[Hahahaha, you go to watch Ryan's live broadcast room, the room name is xswl]

[Bet on the dignity of a man! 28w!Ha ha ha ha】

[With all due respect, Ryan's dignity may not be worth the price]

[233 Husband, I went to Ryan’s live broadcast room to watch and then came back to tell you what cards he has]

[Although it's almost time to get off work, can you all stop letting yourself go like this hhh]

[Shh, please keep your voice down for a while, my boss found out that it is not good for me to watch you play cards]

【grandfather!The UP master you follow will update the old chess and card room soon! 】

Lai Yin was indignant: "You really want what you want as always..."

Jin Li sneered, and said indifferently: "Mr. Yao, I can tell you first, the paper is the first to win, and the money is the last to win. Don't be too happy."

[What makes Mr. Yao's two top CPs united front]

【Can you believe it is mahjong】

Ye Jun was happily making peace while eating pocky: "Sit on the Shura court, if you are serious, you will lose."

Yao Shuyu opened it again nonchalantly, and still had time to criticize the cult:

"There is no such thing as a messy CP, come on, readafterme, Yao Jiu isrio."

"Nine tubes!" Lai Yin began to wipe away tears again, "Ten years of hand in hand! We are in the same boat through thick and thin! Ruthless and ungrateful! They are all fed to the dogs!"

"Why don't you want a tube, Yaoji!" Jin Li sighed faintly, "In these days, who hasn't had ten years of never returning?"

"Hic." Ye Jun hiccupped contentedly, and waved his fat hand, "Forty thousand."

【What should I do if I suddenly want to eat pocky too】

[I think it is good to eat wild kitchen mushrooms]

[? ?Don’t you think this picture looks familiar?]

【233 You Are Not Alone】

【In the next second, Mr. Yao should...】

"Hold one!" Yao Shuyu whistled, "Thank you, my father and my fellow folks, for your kindness. I'll let you down. If you're not careful, you have a good hand. If you want to run, run quickly. I'll make the big one."

"Fifty thousand." Ye Jun praised, "Such a dream?"

"That's not true," Yao Shuyu said with a confident look on his face, "Dreams are a must."

"Yaotong!" Lai Yin said angrily, "I believe in your evil."

"Nine articles!" Jin Li sighed a little, "Isn't it just a dream? Who doesn't have a dream these days?"

"Sixty thousand." Ye Jun beat each other for four to five to sixty thousand, "Seniors, please enlighten me."

"Fuck, another tube, oops, wrong type." Lai Yin complained, "Brother, you have finished typing all the middle ones."

Jin Li smiled happily: "Hey, if you happen to meet, you are the one who is missing, come to Dad. Ertiao!"

"Kim, don't say that I won't let you, do you understand by yourself?" Yao Shuyu raised her eyebrows and curled her lips, "Nonsense."

In the live broadcast room, they said in unison: "Damn."

Yao Shuyu was very careless: "I'm afraid 28w is not enough for you to lose, should you add it?"

Again in unison: "Damn!"

Yao Shuyu smiled triumphantly at the camera: "You don't want to be greedy for young people."

【Greed until the end with nothing】

【Love to fight will win】

【Brothers and sisters, come and enjoy the European atmosphere】

[I am not afraid of people who are stingy, but I am afraid of people who are stingy]

【Mr. Yao who undertook this money-losing eye】

【Gajiajia don't be cowardly】

【Let’s start the quiz, Mr. Yao, let’s make a bet too】

"Okay, let's guess." Yao Shuyu opened the quiz, and sighed helplessly, "It's different from the past, and I can earn a little bit."

【I have to bet on little Ryan】

[Why is today different from the past? 】

【You, Mr. Yao, have always been in and out? 】

[Isn't it always how much you can earn? 】

[Did you snatch the ad for Wild Kitchen Fungus? 】

Insider Jin Li: "Why else, if you have a family to support, your attitude towards life will be different immediately."