fall in love with fake straight man

The next day, when he woke up early in the morning, Cao Hai first quietly looked at himself, but he didn't find Luo Fei's hand, and then looked around, only to be relieved, only himself and Fat Doubao were left on the bed.

Cao Hai stretched himself and sat up, and found that there was a piece of white paper on the pillow beside him, on which he wrote a bunch of words:

Breakfast and lunch are in the refrigerator, you can microwave them before eating, the medicine is in the insulated box on the cabinet, when you are bored, you can play computer games by yourself, the keys are next to the computer, if you feel well, you can go downstairs for a stroll, the weather forecast says It's not raining today, but don't go too far...

Looking at the A4 paper full of words, Cao Hai grinned directly to the back of his head. Although Luo Fei's care and advice made Cao Hai very helpful, and he was in a good mood when he woke up in the morning, but he still felt a little slanderous. As a modern person, it's really interesting that he doesn't use Penguin or WeChat to leave a message.

Seeing that Cao Hai woke up, Fat Doubao put his head between Cao Hai and the message, and greeted Cao Hai. Cao Hai rubbed Doubao's big dog's head: "Son thief, what do you think of Luo Fei? Let him give you Is it okay to be a second father?"

Doubao narrowed his eyes comfortably, put his head on Cao Hai's lap and rubbed it, expressing that he had no objection, Cao Hai then rubbed Doubao's big dog's head: "Do you think it's okay? Then we have to study a plan, in this case Do you know what other people do?"

Doubao comfortably pressed his head on Cao Hai's lap and hummed a few times.

Cao Hai sighed, the foreign language is not good, and he can't understand what Dou Bao said, so he has to figure it out for himself!

Get up and wash, open the refrigerator, and you can see several lock boxes at a glance, each box has a piece of paper, breakfast: preserved egg and lean meat porridge, lunch: two boxes of stir-fried vegetables, and a piece of paper marked with pickles and noon Where the dry food is, Cao Hai took out his breakfast, closed the refrigerator, thought for a while, opened the refrigerator again, took out all the notes, smoothed them together with the message at the bedside in the morning, folded them, and put them in his own in the bag.

After breakfast, Cao Hai didn't bother to wait for the food in his stomach to be digested, so he drank the soup and medicine together. His mouth was so bitter, he wanted to drink some water to relieve it, but felt that his stomach was too full, so he had a little desire to drink water nothing……

Turning on the phone, it was less than 8:[-]. Cao Hai stuck out his tongue. In recent years, he has rarely woken up so early.

Log in to Penguin, Luo Fei's penguin is not online, from the level of that number, Cao Hai of course knows that the penguin should be a trumpet.However, Cao Hai didn't know that the penguin he added was a trumpet that Luo Fei applied for specifically to avoid the urban management team. Since Dou Bao had brought Cao Hai to live with him, Luo Fei naturally didn't need to use that penguin anymore.

Open Alipay, send a red envelope of 3.9, thankyou homonym, note: thank you, the breakfast is great~

Within 2 minutes, I received Luo Fei's reply: No thanks, I get up at 5 in the morning to cook, stir-fry and boil medicine, you are too picky~

Cao Haile, um, what should be the first step in the strategy of straight men?Let two people get to know each other first?I have already lived in Luo Fei's house, so I can skip this step.

What should be the second step in the strategy of straight men?know each other?Is there anything better than cohabitation to deepen understanding?This step can also be skipped!

What about the third step?Should the [-]-ban relationship occur first?Or deepen the communication of the soul?

Thinking of the Eighteen Forbidden Cao Hai's heart is burning, but how should this matter be done with a straight man?Tell Luo Fei that I'm going to fuck you, why don't you get down on the ground?It's no wonder Luo Fei didn't throw himself out!

After getting him drunk, he lost his morals after drinking, and then said that he could be responsible when he smoked after the event?Cao Hai felt that even if Luo Fei didn't call the police, he would be beaten to death and kicked out. Besides, Cao Hai didn't drink any other alcohol except fruit wine, and he only drank half a cup of fruit wine occasionally... I guess he couldn't get Luo Fei drunk. , there is no chance of losing morality.

The exchange of hearts, the natural development of love and then the development of [beep——] love?Is it natural to play with a straight guy?Wouldn't it be foolish to wait until the end of time?If he doesn't do anything, it's no wonder that straight men can get better!But if he showed a salivating look, he would still be kicked out.

No matter how you look at it, the ending is doomed, and you will be kicked out... So, the most important thing now is that you must not be kicked out!

Cao Hai looked at the poor Alipay balance, it was less than 7000 yuan, and there was no backup... Times are tough!

I have to pay the phone bill, and I have to buy a few changes of clothes. Luo Fei’s shirts are all normal loose fit, and Luo Fei is taller than Cao Hai. It’s too strange for Cao Hai to wear it. If he doesn’t wear pants, he will look better in just a shirt. But that kind of temptation mode can't go to the streets at all...

Do you want to sneak home and get your clothes out?It seems that there are thousands of cash at home... This temptation is so great, Cao Hai shook his head vigorously, trying his best not to think about it, he must rely on himself and choose his own life!

Buying clothes is imperative, Cao Hai made a simple budget in his heart, and then directly transferred 5000 yuan to Luo Fei.

Luo Fei transferred the 5000 yuan back: "Why? Ordered wrong?"

Cao Hai turned around again: "Take this as my food expenses!"

Luo Fei stared at the phone in a daze. Could it be that Cao Hai took it seriously because he joked that he was too picky just now?This is ugly, I can’t ask for this money, he wants to wait for a while to return the previous 5000 yuan to Cao Hai, and then persuade Cao Hai to go home, he can’t really let Cao Hai live in his home, that’s okay It's too inconvenient... Besides, he guessed that Cao Hai didn't have much money in his hands, so he should keep some money with him when he is alone.

Without even thinking about it, Luo Fei transferred the money back: "Repay the food expenses? My babysitter is free, and what's more, you and the bean buns are so delicious, it's not a loss to me!"

Cao Hai continued his efforts, "Well, at worst, I will give you your salary card in the future." Economic integration is the basis of becoming a lover!Cao Hai thinks that he is doing well this time~

Luo Fei has been frightened by Cao Hai, what is this silly straight man thinking?The relationship between the two people is now positioned as friends, so they put all the money here?How much water is in Cao Hai's mind?It's not easy for Ping An An to be so big, isn't it?

wrong!There are no such stupid people in this world!So what exactly is Cao Hai doing?Is he testing me!But why did he test me?ah!Because I am Cao Rong's blind date, and he is Cao Rong's brother!So is he testing me to see if I'm greedy for money?Or had he found something else in the house?

Luo Fei was working his brain quickly. Although he had received Cao Hai's Alipay transfer in the past two days, it was all due and not an exaggeration.

Regarding other things, the computer records have been cleared, and there should be no trace of calcium.

ah!Must be the lube and condoms in my nightstand!He must have found it

If a single man keeps this thing at home, his private life will be a bit messy. It is always not good if this matter gets to his aunt's ears, so how can he explain it without showing any traces?

Thinking of this, Luo Fei no longer hesitated, and transferred the 5000 yuan back for the last time: "Didn't you say you bought vegetables when you paid the rent? What do you buy with no money? Kidney? There is lubricating oil in the bedside table. Time is very useful, before you sell your kidney, let’s get enough money. I’m at work, so I won’t chat, so don’t send the money.”

Luo Fei felt that his explanation was very good. He turned passive into active, directly hit the enemy's vital points, and avoided the possibility of revealing his identity!Well, if Cao Hai came to test him for Cao Rong, he would have to be more careful. If he was found out and passed on to his aunt, it would be a world-shaking event!

Cao Hai was holding the mobile phone, and had already forgotten about the establishment of a state-owned economy. He opened the bedside table two or three times, and there were two bottles of lubricating oil and a box of TT lying quietly in it. Cao Hai picked it up and looked at it. TT is For large threads, the lubricating oil is water-soluble...

God!How is this going?Why did Luo Fei tell himself where there is lubricating oil, and why did he also tell himself that this thing is easy to use as a handyman?Did you act too...hungry yesterday?Cao Hai silently recalled what happened yesterday, um, it seemed like he slapped Luo Fei's ass, he seemed to be watching the naked man show intently, he seemed to be sleeping in Luo Fei's arms, and finally stared at him going to the bathroom. , In the end, I can only make up an excuse that the prostate is not good and I wait for urine.

Cao Hai started to hit the pillow with his head, is this going to leak?Or has it leaked?It's really not that the enemy army is too cunning, but that our army is too incompetent!There are too many places that can be exposed before and after!Swollen do!Swollen do!Will he be kicked out by Luo Fei?

It shouldn't be, maybe Luo Fei just has a feeling, but he hasn't confirmed it yet?He told himself lube and TT were just for testing?You still have a chance to make amends!

How to remedy it?Start with a good performance!After removing the sheets, quilt cover, and pillowcase, and throwing them into the washing machine, Cao Hai scratched his chin. They were all machine washable, so easy, it was not a good performance at all.Well, search for the socks and underwear that fly through, and wash them by hand!

Wait, underwear... This is a handjob fetish in novels that is better than lubricating oil, do you want to try it yourself...?Looking at the elevator that he had already ascended, Cao Hai slapped himself lightly, what time is this, still thinking about this, now is not the time to play perverted games at all!

At this critical moment when he is about to become homeless, Cao Hai decides to work hard and think about it every day!Ah bah, it's up!Some things are unthinkable right now!

An hour later, after hanging everything on the balcony to dry, Cao Hai looked at the crowded balcony with a sense of accomplishment!

The next step is to mop the floor, clean up, and comb the bean bag. It’s too hot in summer, and the bean bag sheds a lot. It doesn’t matter if Cao Hai lives alone. Anyway, he doesn’t go to work, so he has dog hair. Insulation layer, but it’s not good to live in Luo Fei’s house now, Luo Fei goes to work with dog hair every day, which is not good for his image.Well, I still don't comb it anymore, I should solve the problem fundamentally, so I might as well take a bean bag to shave my head in the afternoon!

Cao Hai began to look for pictures of huskies shaving on the Internet, and he fell in love with the shape of one of them. He downloaded it to his mobile phone without hesitation, and then continued to work full of motivation!

In the past, Cao Hai was a complete nerd, and the common attribute of nerds was laziness. In the past, Cao Hai even saved up his underwear for two weeks, and then directly washed 15 of them in the machine. Every weekend, he would hire an aunt to help clean the dishes for a week, and wipe them by the way. land.

This morning's performance made Cao Hai sweat all over, but he didn't feel any changes at home?

Normally Luo Fei cleaned the house very cleanly, Cao Hai tidied it up in such a rough way, he couldn't tell at all...

Cao Hai felt very disappointed, isn't this all for nothing?How can this work!Cao Hai began to toss the stool, moving it back and forth, so that Luo Fei could see that he was wiping the floor!The things on the kitchen cabinets have to be moved back and forth, and I have to clean the cabinets myself!

After fussing around again, Cao Hai finally nodded in satisfaction, regardless of whether it has become cleaner or not, at least the room has changed.

After warming up the lunch that Luo Fei had reserved, Cao Hai shared lunch with Dou Bao contentedly, and then drank the medicine alone with a bitter face. That unreliable old Chinese doctor is indeed very good. Cao Hai felt that he had no fever today. I just don’t know if I can tell Luo Fei to stop taking the medicine. The medicine is too bad. Cao Hai thinks he might as well choose an injection. The drip will only last three days at most, and it will take a week to take Chinese medicine... Cao Hai I always feel that my choice this time is really a loss.

People, when you don't understand the situation, you do multiple-choice questions based on your feelings. It's really more wrong than right!Not just exams, but life too.

The author has something to say:

Well, about the hanging brine...that was a tragedy!

We went hiking on the anniversary Saturday, and then stayed at the top of the mountain for one night. To be honest, there are stars on the top of the mountain, which is very beautiful, but it is a bit cold... My family and I decided to exercise to keep warm!We sat and squatted first, and then we did push-ups, etc... Then we started to catch a cold on Sunday, and we started to have a fever yesterday and Monday. We had to drink water for three days, so we rushed to change it this morning, so pitiful 555555